TheAssassinato 2012-05-16 21:09:55 Got my 1st non-alcoholic beer tonight. The way the staff looked at me you'd think I said "I'll have the recovering raging alcoholic please."

TheAssassinato 2012-05-16 21:08:48 Got my 1st non-alcoholic beer tonight. The way the staff looked at me I should have just said, "I'll have the recovering alcoholic please."

TheAssassinato 2012-05-16 21:06:02 Coca-Cola and Playstation. When you're stressed, you always gotta remember to go back to the basics.

DPJ702 2012-05-16 21:04:56 I hope the Lakers keep this one competitive!!! #goodgamefan

Maridu 2012-05-16 21:04:30 Ele mandou avisar que voltou. Freaks! RT @fabcunha: @andersonbiz @maridu @dmbakes sem previsao :(

coreyburbick 2012-05-16 21:03:51 RT @Jbrown_711: @coreyburbick it's not not the best way to pass time

JP_Kelly5 2012-05-16 21:02:21 Choose any insult you like about Serena they would all be fitting! #gossipgirl Upto date on tv series so off to bed, flight 2moro #vegas

MintyADL 2012-05-16 21:01:03 Goodnight all! Made some money, goodtimes and bay tomorrow. #Lifeisgrand

Guesfe 2012-05-16 21:00:38 se o Eder Luis soubesse chutar era gol..

JP_Kelly5 2012-05-16 20:54:15 @Pab09 @adelewrightson The Lannisters are definitely the best characters and Arya Stark too. Worst one is Theon Greyjoy so annoying!

coreyburbick 2012-05-16 20:52:45 The highlight of my days playing these circuit tournaments is trying to ante into the wsop logo. Thanks to @Jbrown_711

Maridu 2012-05-16 20:51:50 #Mimimi RT @andersonbiz: @DMBakes OMG error37 is back here

LatestLines2 2012-05-16 20:47:38 @brianchastings @taylorcaby cant figure out what the U stands for

LatestLines2 2012-05-16 20:47:02 @taylorcaby lol gets better and better...0 chance you guys woulda saved a life if needed

AzianPokerz 2012-05-16 20:45:14 I'm hoping the #Twins can hold the lead in this slow pitch softball game. #ShouldBeOverIn7Innings

dte421 2012-05-16 20:44:03 Damn that was a ridiculously nice deflection by Carter.

Frank1The1Tank 2012-05-16 20:43:39 @chicagocards1 Wish I knew how to shoot craps!

taylorcaby 2012-05-16 20:42:49 @LatestLines2 creek was gonna be my boss that summer.

brianchastings 2012-05-16 20:41:33 @LatestLines2 @taylorcaby #WLUE

LatestLines2 2012-05-16 20:39:51 @taylorcaby hahahah what a lifeguard crew that musta been

brianchastings 2012-05-16 20:39:41 #FADETHEBUCK @shawnbuchanan1 in #SCOOP 2k Razz! #fadethebucs @potodds3

taylorcaby 2012-05-16 20:38:17 @LatestLines2 yea, with blasek and creek. i was as bad of a lifeguard as you'd imagine.

dte421 2012-05-16 20:36:23 Kreider is the best skater on the Rangers again tonight. No more 6 minutes of TOI for him.

LatestLines2 2012-05-16 20:35:47 @taylorcaby lifeguard?

sheetspwns 2012-05-16 20:35:30 Sight.

taylorcaby 2012-05-16 20:34:01 8 years ago I quit a summer job at the pool to play online poker. Americans deserve the freedom to make those crazy decisions.

DMBakes 2012-05-16 20:32:54 RT @VaseGod: #error37

ConTroversy860 2012-05-16 20:31:12 Houston, we have liftoff.

jamestownstory 2012-05-16 20:29:01 After all is said and done, usually more is said than done.

Champ1192 2012-05-16 20:25:39 "Sixers def gonna win by 16 tonight" - @thegoonch219

dte421 2012-05-16 20:21:54 Zajac should be ashamed of himself. That's an absolutely inexcusably dumb penalty in a 1-1 playoff game.

MattVengrin 2012-05-16 20:21:28 Check arrived from Poker With A Purpose for $1,270! That will plant 1,270 tree's around the world. You did this! @AnnieDuke @Doc_Sands +all!

bazeman11 2012-05-16 20:16:52 Busto in 1k #wsopcnola #gfywsopcptsbs guess ill start drinking again

elkypoker 2012-05-16 20:11:38 @bazeman11 I'm only ranked #1 in live tournaments, so in theory I can complain about #SCOOP2012 ! #atleastuntiliwin #workedbefore

JCamby33 2012-05-16 20:10:28 Well that was disappointing. 50th in 1k SCOOP and 25th in 2k turbo SCOOP Had big stacks in both.. So close yet so far #longridehome