bazeman11 2012-05-23 12:58:58 @StuMan123 if your buddy comes and drinks butter at that lobster and steak place I'm in!!!

dte421 2012-05-23 12:50:54 “@phish: LIVE BAIT VOL 7. - Free MP3 download: 11 @LivePhish tracks just in time for Summer: http://t.co/nhSmDBHO" Hey @PearlJam take notes

allenbari 2012-05-23 12:48:35 @laurenkling I don't think age matters.. I am 27 though, but yea it was painless.. a little weird, lasted less than 15 min literally no pain

e_aspden 2012-05-23 12:46:40 You know your farts are bad when u have to cross the road to get away from them #BadArse

laurenkling 2012-05-23 12:45:26 @allenbari thought u had to be 27 or 28 to get LASIK? Been wanting to do it for a while..Glad it helped u thats awesome. It was painless?

RaSZi 2012-05-23 12:39:23 RT @Khaldor: YEAH! Just got the permission to set up a livestream for the GSL Code A Qualifier this weekend! :) Thx @GSL_Chae! #GSL #RT ...

StuMan123 2012-05-23 12:39:08 @bazeman11 ya I plan on driving back n forth from Vegas to LA to grind that game after I bust events. Coming with?

Justin_Zaki 2012-05-23 12:38:13 At Rays/Jays game. Last Rays game before I go to vegas for summer

JHickson 2012-05-23 12:37:43 Ugh http://t.co/173dkdMG

bazeman11 2012-05-23 12:36:46 RT @KurtJewell: Well, 24 hours in, @nevermissmassey has driven 3 of them, slept the rest.. Me and @bazeman11 troopers #YeahBuddy

BryanLeskowitz 2012-05-23 12:34:46 @JBrikis Im a good sleeper to break thru this year.. #justsayin

ChadAHolloway 2012-05-23 12:32:52 My nomination --> Aussie Millions champ @OSpeidel is latest PokerNews' Rookie Roundup for 2012 @WSOP Rookie Roundup. http://t.co/iMylQQMU

brrrraat82 2012-05-23 12:31:16 RT @thisisjohnbook: El-P (@TheRealElP) is making future music for now people, a bit of beauty in the ugliness. My review of CANCER FOR C ...

pinishe45 2012-05-23 12:30:41 u keep acting like a bitch someones gonna fuck that pussy

bazeman11 2012-05-23 12:30:38 @StuMan123 theres always the 1 2 $40 max nl at commerce #

brrrraat82 2012-05-23 12:30:37 RT @PlayGrounder_en: Top: @therealelp's "Cancer For Cure" does not disappoint: another sonic blow to the stomach. @FatPossum By @oscarbr ...

brrrraat82 2012-05-23 12:30:25 RT @SPINReviews: GO LONG: Mosi Reeves on EL-P's third album 'Cancer for Cure': "One of the underground's most sympathetic heroes.": http ...

AzianPokerz 2012-05-23 12:30:23 Sick Brag! GL RT@BigCheese_poker Wake up, work out, catch up on three game of thrones episodes then go play a 100k. Now that's a good day.

Flopithot 2012-05-23 12:28:02 RT @MLBFanCave: 250th follower to RT gets a baseball signed by James Shields. http://t.co/oDUpQBWo #MLBFC

P5sTraining 2012-05-23 12:27:10 Want to improve your chances at the WSOP just by eating? Pokernews tells you how... http://t.co/Sxm7yFWQ

BigCheese_poker 2012-05-23 12:24:40 Wake up, work out, catch up on three game of thrones episodes then go play a 100k. Now that's a good day.

Janjojem 2012-05-23 12:22:21 All day all night.what the fuck

RealKidPoker 2012-05-23 12:20:45 Weekly Rant is Up: http://t.co/e6dbtXaM important info regarding the FCP Fantasy Draft with a full breakdown of the players I chose and more

RichMuny 2012-05-23 12:20:21 Hi everyone! I'm in Tampa & am looking forward to meeting lots of #poker enthusiasts this evening at the PPA Town Hall!

shaundeeb 2012-05-23 12:18:33 last online session for like 2 months going to miss you @PokerStars luck then packing then adios pdc

shaundeeb 2012-05-23 12:17:58 @JustinBonomo I can let you borrow a few if you need em

AdamMatues 2012-05-23 12:15:01 This is going to be the longest 20 minutes of my life.

TheTruthPDarden 2012-05-23 12:14:01 Players, its down to the wire & I don't have a backer locked in yet, I been winning small tourneys & we kno them R the hardest, So get @ me!

_NickPhillips_ 2012-05-23 12:12:13 Hey @toptweets, if you could have your algorithm block stupid Justin Bieber tweets, you'd be a lot more relevant/tolerable.

jesswelman 2012-05-23 12:12:09 Why do I not start every day w/ a Panera bfast sandwich and a little Mandonna from "Happy Endings"?

jmlucky26 2012-05-23 12:10:56 Alguém de SP tá preso no trânsito aí? Peçam ajuda pro Sr. Francisco! #srFranciscoFacts @oddsbrasil

allenbari 2012-05-23 12:10:18 Anyone in the NY/NJ area who wants to get lasik done needs to go to dr. perl.. Procedure was painless and amazing, highly recommended..

allenbari 2012-05-23 12:09:44 Got LASIK done @CornealNJ yesterday and less than 24 hours later I could see almost perfectly.. woke up this morning and can now see 20/15..

noahjschwartz 2012-05-23 12:08:19 Gl to my boy @TheGrinder44 @hafizzle today in the #WptChampionship time to play mistake free Haha. Let's go

Andressoprano 2012-05-23 12:03:22 You suck obv #rolleyes RT @JustinBonomo: 11th on the SCOOP leader board when top 10 got prizes. Oops.