This will be the first in a many pert series on effective online trash talking, spamming, needling, proper curse word usage, and being an overall nuisnace.
Part 1:
The reverse root
This can be done by players and observers alike with pretty much the same effect. The basic concept is rather trivial, but the subtleties in the execution really make it work. Essentially the idea is to openly root, after the money is allin, for the cards which will make your hand lose. <READMORE>
a. The classic spam followed by feigned diappointmentmet
Simply type the card u dont want, many times in a row, until the final card is dealt, and then type "damn", when it doesnt come.
i.e..you have 33 vs AK....
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DAMN.
Now a variation on this is the alternating caps/lowercase variation, where u use your left hand to hit the shift kiey every other stroke to generate something like....
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DAMN
Now you have to make sure that , if the card u are rooting against DOES come, you must follow it up with a "ty".
Wow, this is al the room I have for this, which is one of many many variations...maybe I will start a thread as well.
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Don't bums realize they could spend less time panhandling if they quit smoking and drinking?
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So stay tuned
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Yo ♥ a @Poquer833 porque todos se apoyan y ayudan #freeroll #pokerstars
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I really need to work on my all-in preflop game, I keep wagering all of my chips and losing
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@Jymaster11 loooool joke game, hope he got some condolences for not rolling
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