Maybe this should be in OT but anyway if we had a Pro Poker player as President we would be a +EV player in the world game, but instead we are the Donkey's!!
reasons why

1. our country is 10 trillion dollars in debt......poor bankroll management
2. lending crisis....we stake fish in games that are to big for them
3. war in Iraq....we make -EV plays and dont know when to fold
4. any number of politcal scandals involving corporate america...collusion/multi acc.
5. Retirement... felted!!!!
6. Taxes.....unfair rake!!!
7. unemployment(UIGEA)....PPA!!!
8. education.....Join P5's = play better!!!!
9. energy independence...... HU for oil!!! we win!
10. Health care.....who needs Dr.'s when you got beer, herb, and hookers!!!!
11. Forgien Affairs.....High stakes Cash Game at the UN! + beer, herb, and hookers!!!

Put a Grinder in the white House and the world loves us again!!! Problems solved!