That's a lot of wood





Here's a list of some of my favorite posts I have made over the years:

http://www.pocketfives.com/f13/ot-lu...3/#post1707628

classic I quit poker post:

http://www.pocketfives.com/f7/classi...670/#post18664

ok, the other 2,997 posts so far were worthless, and the 2nd link is only good b/c of how pathetic it is.

So you are welcome OT, I have come in here and disappointed the hell out of you(although to disappoint you would have to have some level of expectations, which I have clearly never established)

Here's to another 3k posts and for your sake I hope it takes me twice as long to do it.

If you want to start a fight.

10.) Sinead O'Connor- Nothing Compares
9.) Six Pence None the Richer- Kiss me
8.) The Weather Girls- It's Raining men
7.) Cyndi Lauper- Girls just want to have fun
6.) Britney Spears- Not yet a woman
5.) Celine Dion- My Heart will Go On
4.) Cher- Do you Believe
3.) Enya- Only Time
2.) Christina Aguilera- What a Girl Wants
1.) Aqua- Barbie Girl

The following graph represents the chances of getting into a fight after playing these songs in succession.



You'll notice after 5 songs (the middle and highest point), the percentages begin to reduce back to normal levels. This occurs because if you haven't gotten your ass kicked after 5 straight songs you are either in the wrong type of "biker bar" or you have a great that would be more inclined to have a friendly run-in with you in the bathroom.

For just one day, nobody in the world even thought about Brett Favre....until now.






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