The site is slow right now, my mind is fast. The music is always random, always mellow. Thank you Pandora. I hate my screen name. El_Conquistador, El_bow, El_ephant....these are good names....the shark, well yea it sums up my entry into the poker arena.
penny tables are awesome and I hate them. OT brings out the best and worst in people....not just the scammers, but everyone. I have been the joker, I have been the ass, I have been the sincere-advice-attempt-to-be-helpful guy and I have been the whore.....GTFO OUTTA MY HEAD breakfast club!
I am completely sober, but it's 4:30am. I have more and less clarity after 3am. I hate the word blog. Really that's the best the Interwebz that brought things like LOL, PWN, O RLY could do.
I want to end this blog mid-