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  1. smokerock247 smokerock247 is offline I'm trapped in June Cleavers body

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    Feb 19th, 2012 (2/19/2012 3:38am)

    NOTHING TILTS ME MORE THAN 7 WAY LIMPED POTS, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE, IM SQUEEZING WITH ANY TWO AND EXPLOITING THESE MORONS, IF YOU LIMP POTS ON THE REG, GREAT PLAYERS LIKE ME WILL OWN YOUR SOUL SO YOU SHOULD STOP DOING IT ASAP IT IS -EV WHEN THERE IS BEASTS AT YOUR TABLE SO STOP BEING MORANS AND READ A FRIGGEN BOOK AND STOP BEING SO STUPID, LEARN THE FRIGGEN GAME FFS
  2. jppp5039 jppp5039 is offline

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    Feb 19th, 2012 (2/19/2012 3:40am) in reply to smokerock247

    why do u want them to stop?
     
  3. RhoNin RhoNin is offline

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    Feb 19th, 2012 (2/19/2012 3:52am) in reply to jppp5039

    those people you are referring to are usually not reading poker forums. just saying.
     
  4. iamthedeck ftw iamthedeck ftw is offline

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    Feb 19th, 2012 (2/19/2012 4:03am) in reply to RhoNin

    LOL I yell read that entire post. OP tried to iso with the 9x raise from the bb and they went 7 to a flop and his jacks got busted obv.

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  5. RedIceRap RedIceRap is offline Redirator

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    Feb 19th, 2012 (2/19/2012 4:05am) in reply to smokerock247

    i like ur selfawareness man
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  6. smokerock247 smokerock247 is offline I'm trapped in June Cleavers body

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    Feb 19th, 2012 (2/19/2012 4:35am) in reply to RedIceRap

    IF THESE GUYS WANT TO LIMP 85% OF POTS AND SHOW STRENGTH 2X'ING UTG AND IM ON THE BUTTON, YOU CAN BET YOUR ASS IM SENDING YOU ON YER BIKE

    pokerstars Hand #75837354425: Tournament #515407376, $2.00+$0.20 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level IX (75/150) - 2012/02/18 23:26:24 ET
    Table '515407376 51' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
    Seat 1: toots1972 (23674 in chips)
    Seat 2: antipoker70 (8745 in chips)
    Seat 3: CallMeNative (12372 in chips)
    Seat 4: falcas40 (8995 in chips)
    Seat 5: victory715 (13535 in chips)
    Seat 6: ammajo (15060 in chips)
    Seat 7: 25341240al (7920 in chips)
    Seat 8: earthquakex (15112 in chips)
    Seat 9: smokerock247 (12720 in chips)
    toots1972: posts the ante 20
    antipoker70: posts the ante 20
    CallMeNative: posts the ante 20
    falcas40: posts the ante 20
    victory715: posts the ante 20
    ammajo: posts the ante 20
    25341240al: posts the ante 20
    earthquakex: posts the ante 20
    smokerock247: posts the ante 20
    toots1972: posts small blind 75
    antipoker70: posts big blind 150
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to smokerock247 [6s 5s]
    CallMeNative: raises 150 to 300
    falcas40: folds
    victory715: folds
    ammajo: folds
    25341240al: folds
    earthquakex: folds
    smokerock247: raises 600 to 900
    toots1972: folds
    antipoker70: calls 750
    CallMeNative: calls 600
    *** FLOP *** [4d 2c 7d]
    antipoker70: checks
    CallMeNative: checks
    smokerock247: bets 2222
    antipoker70: folds
    CallMeNative: calls 2222
    *** TURN *** [4d 2c 7d] [5c]
    CallMeNative: checks
    smokerock247: bets 6666
    CallMeNative: raises 2564 to 9230 and is all-in
    smokerock247: calls 2564
    *** RIVER *** [4d 2c 7d 5c] [5h]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    CallMeNative: shows [8s 8d] (two pair, Eights and Fives)
    smokerock247: shows [6s 5s] (three of a kind, Fives)
    smokerock247 collected 25859 from pot
    CallMeNative finished the tournament in 824th place
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 25859 | Rake 0
    Board [4d 2c 7d 5c 5h]
    Seat 1: toots1972 (small blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 2: antipoker70 (big blind) folded on the Flop
    Seat 3: CallMeNative showed [8s 8d] and lost with two pair, Eights and Fives
    Seat 4: falcas40 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 5: victory715 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 6: ammajo folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 7: 25341240al folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 8: earthquakex folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 9: smokerock247 (button) showed [6s 5s] and won (25859) with three of a kind, Fives

    THE LIMPTARDS ARE GETTING ANGRAY WITH ME NOW!!!!!


    pokerstars Hand #75837493578: Tournament #515407376, $2.00+$0.20 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level X (100/200) - 2012/02/18 23:32:54 ET
    Table '515407376 51' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
    Seat 1: toots1972 (15664 in chips)
    Seat 2: antipoker70 (7635 in chips)
    Seat 3: glen970 (13148 in chips)
    Seat 4: falcas40 (16945 in chips)
    Seat 5: victory715 (14050 in chips)
    Seat 6: ammajo (15950 in chips)
    Seat 7: 25341240al (8095 in chips)
    Seat 8: earthquakex (14777 in chips)
    Seat 9: smokerock247 (26092 in chips)
    toots1972: posts the ante 25
    antipoker70: posts the ante 25
    glen970: posts the ante 25
    falcas40: posts the ante 25
    victory715: posts the ante 25
    ammajo: posts the ante 25
    25341240al: posts the ante 25
    earthquakex: posts the ante 25
    smokerock247: posts the ante 25
    earthquakex: posts small blind 100
    smokerock247: posts big blind 200
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to smokerock247 [Js 4h]
    toots1972: folds
    antipoker70: folds
    glen970: folds
    falcas40: folds
    victory715: folds
    ammajo: folds
    25341240al: folds
    earthquakex: raises 230 to 430
    smokerock247: calls 230
    *** FLOP *** [4s Td 6c]
    earthquakex: bets 542
    smokerock247: calls 542
    *** TURN *** [4s Td 6c] [Ts]
    earthquakex: bets 1084
    smokerock247: calls 1084
    *** RIVER *** [4s Td 6c Ts] [4d]
    earthquakex: checks
    smokerock247: bets 24011 and is all-in
    earthquakex: calls 12696 and is all-in
    Uncalled bet (11315) returned to smokerock247
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    smokerock247: shows [Js 4h] (a full house, Fours full of Tens)
    earthquakex: shows [Ks Kh] (two pair, Kings and Tens)
    smokerock247 collected 29729 from pot
    earthquakex finished the tournament in 776th place
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 29729 | Rake 0
    Board [4s Td 6c Ts 4d]
    Seat 1: toots1972 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 2: antipoker70 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 3: glen970 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 4: falcas40 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 5: victory715 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 6: ammajo folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 7: 25341240al (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 8: earthquakex (small blind) showed [Ks Kh] and lost with two pair, Kings and Tens
    Seat 9: smokerock247 (big blind) showed [Js 4h] and won (29729) with a full house, Fours full of Tens


    DONT LIMP AT MY TABLE- EVER.

    YES IM SHOUTING.. BEAST MODE = ENGAGED... OUTTA MY WAY LIMPTARDS!!!!!
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  7. iamthedeck ftw iamthedeck ftw is offline

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    Feb 19th, 2012 (2/19/2012 4:42am) in reply to smokerock247

    loool no limpers tho?
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  8. smokerock247 smokerock247 is offline I'm trapped in June Cleavers body

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    Feb 19th, 2012 (2/19/2012 4:50am) in reply to iamthedeck ftw

    ive berated them for over an hour and they laughed at me... im the one laughing now, i have complete control over my table and they know it
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  9. nw25th nw25th is offline

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    Feb 19th, 2012 (2/19/2012 4:53am) in reply to smokerock247

    Jesus...bad at posting and poker...
  10. sirswish6 sirswish6 is offline i mean super business

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    Feb 19th, 2012 (2/19/2012 4:54am) in reply to nw25th

    nhs, mate
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  11. smokerock247 smokerock247 is offline I'm trapped in June Cleavers body

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    Feb 19th, 2012 (2/19/2012 5:02am) in reply to sirswish6

     
    Originally Posted by nw25th View Post

    Jesus...bad at posting and poker...

    hater detected.


     
    Originally Posted by sirswish6 View Post

    nhs, mate

    thanx swish, appreciate the words, been a big fan of u for a while

    ill keep posting interesting hh's if anyone wants too see/learn how to crush limpers
    Edited By: smokerock247 Feb 19th, 2012 at 05:02 AM
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    Feb 19th, 2012 (2/19/2012 5:03am) in reply to smokerock247

     
  13. TheBulldog3 TheBulldog3 is offline

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    Feb 19th, 2012 (2/19/2012 5:16am) in reply to lunarphase

    [ ] knows what limping means
  14. random.chu random.chu is offline The People's Troll

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    Feb 19th, 2012 (2/19/2012 5:16am) in reply to TheBulldog3

    well plaid
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  15. smokerock247 smokerock247 is offline I'm trapped in June Cleavers body

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    Feb 19th, 2012 (2/19/2012 5:22am) in reply to TheBulldog3

     
    Originally Posted by TheBulldog3 View Post

    [ ] knows what limping means

    I know in the HH's I posted there is no limping at all, but I havent had a single table change the whole time, and the players I sent on their bikes, were perpetual limpers

    [x] does know how to pwn limpers
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  16. Ahurazor Ahurazor is offline

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    Feb 19th, 2012 (2/19/2012 8:55am) in reply to smokerock247

    im a bit surprised people still limp in $2 games
    Edited By: Ahurazor Feb 19th, 2012 at 08:56 AM
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  17. smokerock247 smokerock247 is offline I'm trapped in June Cleavers body

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    Feb 19th, 2012 (2/19/2012 9:57am) in reply to Ahurazor

    finished 19th, lost a huge flip late /;9

    micro cubed tournies take forever because everyone is so deep for most of the tournament :(

    i was really expecting a ship tbh
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  18. wackyJaxon wackyJaxon is offline Admin X

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    Feb 19th, 2012 (2/19/2012 11:04am) in reply to smokerock247

     
    Originally Posted by smokerock247 View Post

    ive berated them for over an hour and they laughed at me... im the one laughing now, i have complete control over my table and they know it

    If people are not playing optimally why would you berate them? Also don't understand the OP and why you would want people to stop limping and why this tilts you. I think you maybe need to not use the chat box when playing if this is how you are using it. You should be more concerned about playing optimally yourself than why your table might not be playing optimally. You should be figuring out how to exploit a table not playing optimally rather than chat about them not doing so.
    Edited By: wackyJaxon Feb 19th, 2012 at 11:05 AM
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  19. bradqwer bradqwer is offline Stake with caution, has admitted to multi-accounting on Poker sites and forums

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    Feb 19th, 2012 (2/19/2012 11:37am) in reply to wackyJaxon

    lol at punishing said limpers but being owned till river for the suck out lol looks like he was owning u till u hit runner runner 5's

    INFACT U CALLED ALL IN WITH A SINGLE 5 LOL AFTER A RAISE AND ACTION ON THE FLOP HIT WHAT U THINK IS PAY DIRT N SEE UR I SHIT SHAPE WP NICE SUCK OUT

    dont normally berate players esp as im not one to speak i love limping but u got lucky didnt own no souls and thats that.... end off goodbye over and out x

    IN B4 U SAY I HAD AN UP N DOWN DRAW! NICE WAY TO CRUSH K'S TOO DAM RIVER HUMPING U HARD EH 19TH U SAY SHAME
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    Feb 19th, 2012 (2/19/2012 3:29pm) in reply to bradqwer

    Smokerock do us all a favor and never post a thread again because this shit hurts my eyes.
     
  21. peanut172 peanut172 is offline

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    Feb 19th, 2012 (2/19/2012 5:46pm) in reply to BenFaz

    op should stick to ot imo
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    Feb 19th, 2012 (2/19/2012 5:55pm) in reply to peanut172

    Takes a real idiot to complain about people playing poorly.
     
  23. RedIceRap RedIceRap is offline Redirator

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    Feb 19th, 2012 (2/19/2012 6:57pm) in reply to supra1988t

    so u sayin someone who berates limpers, sucks out after making stupid moves and braggin about it in a forum is an idiot? come on man. pretty obv that op owns everybody
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  24. bradqwer bradqwer is offline Stake with caution, has admitted to multi-accounting on Poker sites and forums

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    Feb 19th, 2012 (2/19/2012 7:23pm) in reply to RedIceRap

    lol
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    Feb 19th, 2012 (2/19/2012 9:00pm) in reply to bradqwer

    I read no responses:

    1.) You're a complete idiot for not wanting people to limp.

    2.) You're an even bigger idiot for berating less competent poker players in the chat box. (My biggest pet peeve. Why in fucks sake would anybody tell a fish that they suck? In turn, making them double think themselves and in time, if not immediately leave the table??)

    3.) You're not as good as you think you are.

    4.) It's a cotton fucking $2.00 tournament. What exactly do you expect?

    5.) This whole thread is probably a level....and I'm the idiot...
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    Feb 19th, 2012 (2/19/2012 9:21pm) in reply to DoubleUp28

    holy hell i was drunk last night, sorry fellas :(
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    Feb 19th, 2012 (2/19/2012 9:32pm) in reply to smokerock247

    It's a good job people are still limping. It's more money for me and you!
  28. bradqwer bradqwer is offline Stake with caution, has admitted to multi-accounting on Poker sites and forums

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    Feb 20th, 2012 (2/20/2012 1:18pm) in reply to djdoodoo

    Ahhhh the devils juice to blame no worries
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    Feb 20th, 2012 (2/20/2012 3:10pm) in reply to peanut172

     
    Originally Posted by peanut172 View Post

    op should stick to ot imo

    Yall can have him
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    Feb 22nd, 2012 (2/22/2012 4:25am) in reply to smokerock247

     
    Originally Posted by smokerock247 View Post

    holy hell i was drunk last night, sorry fellas :(

    wp
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