[double_kyan]

Starting Game #41759882-40
You Were Dealt (Ad,2d)
gonewildagain was knocked out
high5ghost wins 3562 from Pot 1 with : Flush Ace High
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Starting Game #41759882-41
You Were Dealt (4c,Kh)
high5ghost> its ganktober ...baby!!!
high5ghost> lol
Bootlips> what were you waiting for?
gnice3025 wins 120 from Pot 1
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Starting Game #41759882-42
You Were Dealt (Jc,4s)
quigone wins 300 from Pot 1
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Starting Game #41759882-43
You Were Dealt (9h,2d)
high5ghost> i was waitn for the lights to turn on in my house
Bootlips> ....wierd...
Bootlips wins 560 from Pot 1



ANOTHER PLAYER SHOVING INTO MY NUTZZZ ,FULL 1 MINUTE SLOOOOOOOOOOOWROOOOOOOLLLLLL WHO'S NEXT
---------------------------------- Edited By: double_kyan Oct 11th, 2011 at 06:17 AM

[vil1ain]

** Hand # 4121219571 starting - 2011-10-11 19:12:08
** €20K JACKPOT: 1-2-3 (€1,000 GTD)[4498909]:Table 27 [Multi Table Hold'em] (25|50 NL - MTT) Real Money

mekefumo sitting in seat 1 with 13575.00
spiderfeet sitting in seat 2 with 4000.00
BrokeGamer sitting in seat 3 with 1440.00[Sitting out]
tanijel sitting in seat 4 with 10275.00
mozart6666 sitting in seat 5 with 1300.00
szalony87 sitting in seat 6 with 6055.00
apapa sitting in seat 7 with 1372.50
VIPokerUK sitting in seat 8 with 1845.00[Dealer]
madmick25 sitting in seat 9 with 2237.50
alps77 sitting in seat 10 with 1900.00
madmick25 posted the small blind - 25.00
alps77 posted the big blind - 50.00

** Dealing cards to VIPokerUK: Jd, Ad
mekefumo folded
spiderfeet called - 50.00
BrokeGamer folded
tanijel folded
mozart6666 folded
szalony87 folded
apapa folded
VIPokerUK raised to 100.00
madmick25 called - 100.00
alps77 called - 100.00
spiderfeet raised to 300.00
VIPokerUK called - 300.00
madmick25 folded
alps77 called - 300.00

** Dealing the flop: Qs, 10d, Kh
alps77 checked
spiderfeet checked
VIPokerUK checked

** Dealing the turn: 2s
alps77 checked
spiderfeet bet - 500.00
VIPokerUK called - 500.00
alps77 folded

** Dealing the river: 6h
spiderfeet bet - 1000.00
VIPokerUK went all-in - 1045.00 < timebanked down to 3 seconds
spiderfeet called - 1045.00
spiderfeet shows: 10c, 10h
VIPokerUK shows: Jd, Ad
VIPokerUK wins 4090.00 from the main pot

[1kciSllaCi]

 

Originally Posted by aupoker1

I have no issue with slow rolling..can take it or leave it,.but it is now ganktober so all you that are saying stupid shit like
i take no pleasure in hurting people, and slowrolling is childish better get used to it for the next month or so.
happy ganktober all!!!

+1

[vil1ain]

** Hand # 4121266950 starting - 2011-10-11 19:39:53
** €20K JACKPOT: 1-2-3 (€1,000 GTD)[4498909]:Table 27 [Multi Table Hold'em] (75|150 NL - MTT) Real Money

mekefumo sitting in seat 1 with 15355.00
jie sitting in seat 2 with 4050.00
BrokeGamer sitting in seat 3 with 1090.00
tanijel sitting in seat 4 with 6875.00
szalony87 sitting in seat 6 with 23317.50[Dealer]
hairy13 sitting in seat 7 with 5372.50
VIPokerUK sitting in seat 8 with 4905.00
madmick25 sitting in seat 9 with 6675.00
Mofflowis sitting in seat 10 with 4095.00
hairy13 posted the small blind - 75.00
VIPokerUK posted the big blind - 150.00

** Dealing cards to VIPokerUK: 7s, 4s
madmick25 folded
Mofflowis raised to 450.00
mekefumo folded
jie folded
BrokeGamer folded
tanijel folded
szalony87 folded
hairy13 folded
VIPokerUK called - 450.00

** Dealing the flop: 5c, 8c, 6h
VIPokerUK checked
Mofflowis bet - 750.00
VIPokerUK called - 750.00

** Dealing the turn: 3h
VIPokerUK checked
Mofflowis went all-in - 2895.00
VIPokerUK called - 2895.00 < timebanked to 2 seconds this time
VIPokerUK shows: 7s, 4s
Mofflowis shows: Jc, Jh

** Dealing the river: Ks
VIPokerUK wins 8265.00 from the main pot

[gank 'tis always ganktober]

A little late getting this thread going, but as most of you are seasoned veterans, when October 1st hit, you knew what time it was!

International Slow Roll Month (Ganktober)

Created about 5 years a go by me, with my desire for the slow roll to come off of the taboo list, and put into everyone's poker arsenal. I could never understand why a game we play for money and battle at like war would let maybe one of the most emotionally devastating moves in the game be benched on the sideline indefinitely.

So post your best slow rolls this month, or if it was live(which is always better since you get to see the reaction) tell us about it!

I wish you the best, and by that I mean having the nuts on the river!

Much love, gank

** Ganktober is dedicated this year to the Occupy the World movement that started in NYC last month(Occupy Wall St.) **

[smokerock247]

little late bruh! by 2 weeks.

we already got one going.

http://www.pocketfives.com/f10016/ha...ad-yet-649080/

[FouTight international super spy]

slowrolling while taking huge shots should be worth more points!

pokerstars Game #68849380912: Hold'em No Limit ($10/$20 USD) - 2011/10/12 6:29:23 ET
Table 'Melanie' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: pinkish214 ($4710.70 in chips)
Seat 2: neomorf ($2000 in chips)
Seat 3: k0b0Ldm4k1 ($2000 in chips)
Seat 4: Blom21 ($1234 in chips)
Seat 5: FouTight ($1467.05 in chips)
Seat 6: =xRusMANx= ($2166.60 in chips)
Seat 7: tuff_shark ($2088.40 in chips)
Seat 8: kangis ($2196 in chips)
Seat 9: katariko ($5056.95 in chips)
k0b0Ldm4k1: posts small blind $10
Blom21: posts big blind $20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to FouTight [Ac Qc]
FouTight: raises $40 to $60
=xRusMANx=: folds
tuff_shark: folds
kangis: folds
katariko: folds
pinkish214: folds
neomorf: raises $120 to $180
k0b0Ldm4k1: folds
Blom21: folds
FouTight: calls $120
*** FLOP *** [6c 3c Kc]
FouTight: checks
neomorf: bets $211.70
FouTight: raises $268.30 to $480
neomorf: calls $268.30
*** TURN *** [6c 3c Kc] [Qh]
FouTight: checks
neomorf: bets $1340 and is all-in
FouTight: calls $807.05 and is all-in <<<<------- TIMEBANK TO 3SECONDS
Uncalled bet ($532.95) returned to neomorf
*** RIVER *** [6c 3c Kc Qh] [2s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
FouTight: shows [Ac Qc] (a flush, Ace high)
neomorf: shows [Qd Ks] (two pair, Kings and Queens)
FouTight collected $2961.10 from pot
neomorf said, "fuuuuu"



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note the only comment on my account :) Edited By: FouTight Oct 14th, 2011 at 06:04 AM

[smokerock247]

 

Originally Posted by FouTight

slowrolling while taking huge shots should be worth more points!

pokerstars Game #68849380912: Hold'em No Limit ($10/$20 USD) - 2011/10/12 6:29:23 ET
Table 'Melanie' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: pinkish214 ($4710.70 in chips)
Seat 2: neomorf ($2000 in chips)
Seat 3: k0b0Ldm4k1 ($2000 in chips)
Seat 4: Blom21 ($1234 in chips)
Seat 5: FouTight ($1467.05 in chips)
Seat 6: =xRusMANx= ($2166.60 in chips)
Seat 7: tuff_shark ($2088.40 in chips)
Seat 8: kangis ($2196 in chips)
Seat 9: katariko ($5056.95 in chips)
k0b0Ldm4k1: posts small blind $10
Blom21: posts big blind $20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to FouTight [Ac Qc]
FouTight: raises $40 to $60
=xRusMANx=: folds
tuff_shark: folds
kangis: folds
katariko: folds
pinkish214: folds
neomorf: raises $120 to $180
k0b0Ldm4k1: folds
Blom21: folds
FouTight: calls $120
*** FLOP *** [6c 3c Kc]
FouTight: checks
neomorf: bets $211.70
FouTight: raises $268.30 to $480
neomorf: calls $268.30
*** TURN *** [6c 3c Kc] [Qh]
FouTight: checks
neomorf: bets $1340 and is all-in
FouTight: calls $807.05 and is all-in <<<<------- TIMEBANK TO 3SECONDS
Uncalled bet ($532.95) returned to neomorf
*** RIVER *** [6c 3c Kc Qh] [2s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
FouTight: shows [Ac Qc] (a flush, Ace high)
neomorf: shows [Qd Ks] (two pair, Kings and Queens)
FouTight collected $2961.10 from pot
neomorf said, "fuuuuu"



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note the only comment on my account :)

loooololllllllll epic slowroll right there!!!!

[gank 'tis always ganktober]

That is the unofficial (official) thread.

One Love

[pokerproplaya08]

uhh

its GANKtober cuz GANK started it, pretty sure only his thread is the real one.

btw, sup buddy? long time no speak :)

[gank 'tis always ganktober]

What's up PPP8, def been a while! Hope all is well!

[pokerproplaya08]

All is mate, plannin on playin live anytime soon?

[clemsonrich]

[SIZE=1]

GAMB000000L Posts Ante 25.00
ThaNuckinFutz Posts Ante 25.00
gb1651 Posts Ante 25.00
jinkadee122 Posts Ante 25.00
KennedyKush Posts Ante 25.00
AuntJulie143 Posts Ante 25.00
clemsonrich Posts Ante 25.00
shippopotimus Posts Ante 25.00
GAMB000000L Posts SB 125.00
ThaNuckinFutz Posts BB 250.00
gb1651 Folds
jinkadee122 Folds
KennedyKush Folds
AuntJulie143 Raised to 500.00
clemsonrich All In 2843.00
shippopotimus Folds
GAMB000000L Folds
ThaNuckinFutz Folds
AuntJulie143 Calls 2343.00
AuntJulie143 Shows
clemsonrich Shows

clemsonrich Won 6261.00 from Pot 1 with Full House - Kings over Eights

tanked for a good minute and used half her timebank...it was fucking awesome. i hate slowrollers with a passion.
[/SIZE]

i had KK and she had AA and i flopped a K if thats not obvious, merge's hh suck

[rivered87]

Starting Game #42285436-39
sucker14allin is the Dealer
Shuffling Cards
faint9th posted Small Blind 75
Luglug2 posted Big Blind 150
You Were Dealt (6s,6d)
PutYouOnQuads folds
justin55555 folds
rivered87 raised to 450
1hit092 folds
matthewmatic1 folds
DrPocketTwos calls 450
sucker14allin folds
faint9th folds
Luglug2 is All In
rivered87 calls 746
DrPocketTwos calls 746
Dealing Flop (9c,6h,5c)
rivered87 checks
DrPocketTwos checks
Dealing Turn (6c)
rivered87 checks
DrPocketTwos checks
Dealing River (4s)
rivered87 bets 700
DrPocketTwos is All In
rivered87 calls 2899 time bank 35 seconds
DrPocketTwos shows (Tc,Ah)
rivered87 shows (6s,6d)
Luglug2 shows (2d,Kd)
rivered87 wins 5798 from Pot 2 with : Four of a Kind Sixes
rivered87 wins 2313 from Pot 1 with : Four of a Kind Sixes
Luglug2 was knocked out
Luglug2 leaves
rivered87> ;)
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Starting Game #42285436-40
faint9th is the Dealer
Shuffling Cards
Dead Small Blind
Dead Small Blind
PutYouOnQuads posted Big Blind 200
You Were Dealt (9s,2c)
DrPocketTwos> wow really....
justin55555 folds
rivered87 folds
DrPocketTwos> slow roll
rivered87> happy ganktober

[vil1ain]

pokerstars Game #69415891877: Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25 USD) - 2011/10/23 15:13:29 ET
Table 'Borrelly III' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: PILLS2389 ($25 in chips)
Seat 2: XpectItt ($29.01 in chips)
Seat 3: milo102 ($10 in chips)
Seat 4: Cormorant ($24 in chips)
Seat 5: VIPokerUK ($25.75 in chips)
Seat 6: SvetaOstash ($49.63 in chips)
Seat 7: tingao13 ($12.94 in chips)
Seat 8: ribicusdevil ($10 in chips)
Seat 9: ThoPeHu ($33.18 in chips)
milo102: posts small blind $0.10
Cormorant: posts big blind $0.25
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to VIPokerUK [4h 4c]
VIPokerUK: calls $0.25
SvetaOstash: folds
tingao13: raises $0.75 to $1
ribicusdevil: folds
ThoPeHu: folds
PILLS2389: folds
XpectItt: folds
milo102: folds
Cormorant: folds
VIPokerUK: calls $0.75
*** FLOP *** [5d 4s 4d]
VIPokerUK: checks
tingao13: bets $1.50
VIPokerUK: calls $1.50
*** TURN *** [5d 4s 4d] [5s]
VIPokerUK: checks
tingao13: bets $1.50
VIPokerUK: calls $1.50
*** RIVER *** [5d 4s 4d 5s] [8c]
VIPokerUK: bets $2.25
tingao13: raises $4.25 to $6.50
VIPokerUK: raises $15.25 to $21.75 and is all-in
VIPokerUK said, "happy ganktober"
tingao13: calls $2.44 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($12.81) returned to VIPokerUK
*** SHOW DOWN ***
VIPokerUK: shows [4h 4c] (four of a kind, Fours)
tingao13: shows [Jc Ks] (two pair, Fives and Fours)
VIPokerUK collected $24.94 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $26.23 | Rake $1.29
Board [5d 4s 4d 5s 8c]
Seat 1: PILLS2389 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: XpectItt (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: milo102 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: Cormorant (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: VIPokerUK showed [4h 4c] and won ($24.94) with four of a kind, Fours
Seat 6: SvetaOstash folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: tingao13 showed [Jc Ks] and lost with two pair, Fives and Fours
Seat 8: ribicusdevil folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: ThoPeHu folded before Flop (didn't bet)


didn't have the heart to make him wait the 50 seconds to put it all in but did make him wait alittle on each street. Edited By: vil1ain Oct 23rd, 2011 at 08:26 PM

[OMGitsGees]

pokerstars - Spiel #69675366774: Turnier #544011345, $4.00+$0.40 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level X (100/200) - 29.10.2011 1:18:01 MEZ [28.10.2011 19:18:01 ET]
Tisch '544011345 287' 9-max Platz #1 ist der Dealer
Platz 1: escalopen100 (16380 in Chips)
Platz 2: wahahapwnz (9758 in Chips)
Platz 4: sundsundsund (1690 in Chips)
Platz 5: MarcoCas1989 (9215 in Chips)
Platz 6: mamba61 (4425 in Chips)
Platz 7: leococodrilo (10911 in Chips)
Platz 8: themodul (5410 in Chips)
Platz 9: Jeb Gees (17171 in Chips)
escalopen100: setzt Ante: 25
wahahapwnz: setzt Ante: 25
sundsundsund: setzt Ante: 25
MarcoCas1989: setzt Ante: 25
mamba61: setzt Ante: 25
leococodrilo: setzt Ante: 25
themodul: setzt Ante: 25
Jeb Gees: setzt Ante: 25
wahahapwnz: setzt Small Blind: 100
sundsundsund: setzt Big Blind: 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Jeb Gees bekommt: [Ah Ad]
MarcoCas1989: geht mit 200
mamba61: geht mit 200
leococodrilo: passt
themodul: passt
yipsie ist verbunden
Jeb Gees: erhöht 550 auf 750
escalopen100: passt
wahahapwnz: erhöht 8983 auf 9733 und ist All-in
sundsundsund: passt
MarcoCas1989: passt
mamba61: passt
Jeb Gees: geht mit 8983
Jeb Gees sagte, "HAPPY GANKTOBER!"
*** FLOP *** [6s 6d 2h]
*** TURN *** [6s 6d 2h] [Th]
*** RIVER *** [6s 6d 2h Th] [9h]
*** SHOWDOWN ***
wahahapwnz: zeigt [Qh As] (Ein Paar, Sechsen)
Jeb Gees: zeigt [Ah Ad] (Zwei Paare, Asse und Sechsen)
Jeb Gees gewinnt 20266 aus dem Pot
wahahapwnz hat das Turnier auf Platz 1618. beendet
*** ZUSAMMENFASSUNG ***
Pot gesamt: 20266 | Rake: 0
Board: [6s 6d 2h Th 9h]
Platz 1: escalopen100 (Dealer) passt vor dem Flop (hat nicht gesetzt)
Platz 2: wahahapwnz (Small Blind) zeigt [Qh As] und verliert mit Ein Paar, Sechsen
Platz 4: sundsundsund (Big Blind) passt vor dem Flop
Platz 5: MarcoCas1989 passt vor dem Flop
Platz 6: mamba61 passt vor dem Flop
Platz 7: leococodrilo passt vor dem Flop (hat nicht gesetzt)
Platz 8: themodul passt vor dem Flop (hat nicht gesetzt)
Platz 9: Jeb Gees zeigt [Ah Ad] und gewinnt (20266) mit Zwei Paare, Asse und Sechsen

[StevensPot]

Dealt to StevensPot [Ah 2h]
MANBEARPG: raises 20 to 40
StevensPot: calls 20
*** FLOP *** [Kc 2c 2s]
StevensPot: checks
MANBEARPG: bets 50
StevensPot: raises 50 to 100
MANBEARPG: calls 50
*** TURN *** [Kc 2c 2s] [2d]
StevensPot: bets 100
MANBEARPG: raises 270 to 370 and is all-in
StevensPot said, "happy ganktober"... used all of timebank
StevensPot: calls 250 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (20) returned to MANBEARPG
*** RIVER *** [Kc 2c 2s 2d] [6d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
StevensPot: shows [Ah 2h] (four of a kind, Deuces)
MANBEARPG: shows [Kh 4s] (a full house, Deuces full of Kings)
StevensPot collected 980 from pot
MANBEARPG said, ">("

[zackmorris99]

pokerstars Game #70099276260: Tournament #461103516, $30+$3 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XXXVII (75000/150000) - 2011/11/05 19:20:32 PT [2011/11/05 22:20:32 ET]
Table '461103516 54' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: mcbleeman (2600982 in chips)
Seat 4: theczar19 (6264018 in chips)
mcbleeman: posts the ante 15000
theczar19: posts the ante 15000
theczar19: posts small blind 75000
mcbleeman: posts big blind 150000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
theczar19: raises 150000 to 300000
mcbleeman: raises 2285982 to 2585982 and is all-in
theczar19 said, "so sick"
theczar19 said, "u have AQ?"
theczar19 said, "ok lets gamble i call"
theczar19: calls 2285982
*** FLOP *** [Js Kd 5s]
*** TURN *** [Js Kd 5s] [Jh]
*** RIVER *** [Js Kd 5s Jh] [5c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
mcbleeman: shows [Kh Ad] (two pair, Kings and Jacks)
theczar19: shows [Ac As] (two pair, Aces and Jacks)
theczar19 collected 5201964 from pot
mcbleeman finished the tournament in 2nd place and received $10372.05.
theczar19 wins the tournament and receives $13919.81 - congratulations!
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5201964 | Rake 0
Board [Js Kd 5s Jh 5c]
Seat 1: mcbleeman (big blind) showed [Kh Ad] and lost with two pair, Kings and Jacks
Seat 4: theczar19 (button) (small blind) showed [Ac As] and won (5201964) with two pair, Aces and Jacks

i realize its november but shiiit this was dirty...czar final hand of saturday speedway 11/5/2011

[weavel]

ya it wasent funny. but man if people start whining it about it on here it could be...has potential, one good whine so far. plus villian had gay avitar. ship the fn $ sal i gotta say.

[zackmorris99]

 

Originally Posted by weavel

ya it wasent funny. but man if people start whining it about it on here it could be...has potential, one good whine so far. plus villian had gay avitar. ship the fn $ sal i gotta say.

whos whining? lol i thought it was funny, yet dirty

[RedIceRap Moderator]

U also realise that weavel is in the same team with czar in this weeks HS contest? =) honestly... Is czar human??