Originally Posted by RyJS

I did get suspended from school in 7th grade for peeing in an orange juice bottle and throwing it out the window of my bus on the way home from school and accidentally hitting someone who was walking down the road at the time.

Snitches...

really accidentally ? cmon son

anyway i did something similar when i was in 4th or 5th grade. friend and i each pissed in a bottle, rode our bikes down the road to this dorky girls (classmate) house and it was the middle of summer and her parents parked on the street with their windows down. we each took our bottle, capless and tossed it in the car. asshole move, i know but we were just kids, so fucked up thinking about it years later. let that be a lesson tho! never leave your windows down, some a-hole punks could be nearby with twisted minds.

but no ive never peed in a bottle for online poker, before sync breaks and a laptop i would just sit out on all tables for a couple hands. moved onto to a laptop and just brought it into the bathroom.

one more pee story while im at it. friend of mine who was top 15 in the online rankings before black friday did this! so anyway we were playing a session in his apt, smoking blunts and using his vaporizor when we hear a knock on the door. he asks if i can get the door since hes got a 2 monitor set up and is 8 handed on the 100 rebuy final table. i oblige, i open the door partially and see 2 cops, they tell me that a neighbor called the cops because they smelled marijuana, asked if i was smoking, i said no and that i will get the owner of the apt and shut the door in their faces. i go back in take my gram and throw it in with his OZ, so i dont pick up an unnecessary charge, i hear some commotion they are trying to grab my buddy and pull him outside and hes resisting. they quickly say they smell bud and put him in handcuffs and ask me to come outside immediately. i go outside and luckily they dont put me in handcuffs, they tell me buddy they are going to go in and search the place, he says u will need a warrant to do that. so we sit outside in shorts, its around fall i believe so its cold as shit at night, around midnight maybe 1 am, they say they are gonna have to wake up the judge and its gonna be a couple hours before they can get the warrant. i start calling ppl to take over his and my games since there is no way we are going to be able to play. his friend takes over and quickly gets 7th place in 100 rebuy, mostly blinded out. my buddy starts complaining that hes got to pee, they say nobody goes in the apt and nobody comes out till they get the warrant, and they wont let him pee outside in a bush or something, so he says hes gonna piss himself, they say go for it, 15 mins later he does, he pees down his leg and sits in a puddle of piss for the next hour or so, took about 3 hours to get the warrant. they go in find, 35k in cash/oz of bud/vaporizer, auto assume hes a drug dealer. they arrest him and let me go on my way.

there was about 10 cop cars there the majority of the time, and 20-30 cops in and out of the scene until they got the warrant, when a new cop would show up they would have to tell him to watch out dont step in the pee puddle.

Its clearly degen, disgusting, and unsanitary. Im sure it happens as a last resort, but Im sure its not a proud moment in any poker player's life. And obviously you have to have a bad living situation if you are considering peeing in a bottle rather then time bank running to the wash room. haha

whats next players are pooping in buckets? haha oh god I really hope not!

 

Originally Posted by Max Cut

LOL, that first image if it has a soft cover for the toilet is classic. Not only a toilet, but a toaster and fridge built in as well.

Guys are gross.

 

Originally Posted by 13inches

I too use a bucket ... if your dick can fit inside a snapple bottle you need to follow Jimmy Johnson's advice and a buy a case of EXTENZE.

13inches tho.

who hasn't pissed in a bottle?

Trust me, the milk jug is an intermediate step. You want something that seals, like a coffee can or something. Access and containment, guys... access and containment.

That is ultimate solution.. laptop, bathroom, soap, and sink. haha funniest thread in a while. Folgers can, milk jugs, and poop buckets hahaha. too funny

True story brah literally just happened

Ive quit smokin now for 3 months but back when i smoked, if i was deep etc id go from only smokin outside or in my kitchen on sync breaks to obvs just smokin at the desktop in bedroom using any means even if it was just an empty coffee mug as an ashtray.

So the missus just walked in from work tonight and says, omg are u smokin again, as she sees a milk carton next to my printer.

Im like, of course not, its my piss bottle obvs.

Shes like, you fkn clatty bastard.

No love for me tonight and i busted my fkn deep runs and quit lol

lol, no have never done that and will never do.. There are a few things like eating, pissing, showering, my dog etc which are in front of poker. So if i need to piss and let the dog in the garden then i just sit out and miss 5 hands or something... I can live more with that than pissing in bottles in my living room...

this is like masturbation, everyone does it but some won't admit it.