Just want to see if everybody else is in the same boat with complete morons, albeit beloved morons, just not having a fkn clue but LOLally trying their hardest to understand WTF u are talkin about when u mention B/F or the F/T closure.

Ill start off with a guy from work.

'Hey Rores, u play on that full tilt thingy dont you? Yeah a guy in the pub was saying how he got screwed outta $100 from them, can u imagine that, mate, $100 fuckin dollars gone just like that. Fuck me huh?

The fiancee, upon me breaking the news that id just lost 80% of my net worth.

'does that mean that u cant cash out the money u said u would for me to go to the Foos concert'

My mum

'do you want me to try and send them a wee email, u never know son?'

Bless her fkn soul!

Anybody else got some good 1 liners?

yah my kids uncle is deep down a hater of me being a lifetime self employed money maker, he works 50-60 hours weekly for a factory[fuk all tht] .............so in my case economy is horrid work is scarce nobody wants to pay for anything nowadays poker is def part of my income too ......than black friday comes ......all my walls fell except the live brick n mortar wall but this was only good for 500 avg per mnth 1 hr morning tournies ,basically petty cash..........so he jumps at me that i need to apply at his job now and that that illegal poker crap is all pure luck and relys on waiting for aces i told him he has no clue what he's talkn about and mind your own....i've had 3 different business in life and i've sold them when i got burned out ......my system of making money is workn fine i def don't need some factory worker hating on my ways ...bills still gettng paid mind ur own bizz u clueless poker haters somehow since black friday poker has become 70% of my income i now go to 2 bricknmortars and merge has been huge ass savior .........all my clientele for side jobs are saving there money now not hiring me.so fk u govt. figure somthn out i know some cronie is reading this shit FIGURE IT OUT TELL UR FKN BOSS THE PREZ THE WHO FKN EVER THT POKER MONEY IS WAITN TO BE SCOOPED AND MAYBE APPLY IT BACK INTO THE ECONOMY GET IT REGUALTED SO ALL THESE STUPID TARDS CAN STOP SEEING IT AS THE TABOO THAT IT ISN'T

 

Originally Posted by double_kyan

yah my kids uncle is deep down a hater of me being a lifetime self employed money maker, he works 50-60 hours weekly for a factory[fuk all tht] .............so in my case economy is horrid work is scarce nobody wants to pay for anything nowadays poker is def part of my income too ......than black friday comes ......all my walls fell except the live brick n mortar wall but this was only good for 500 avg per mnth 1 hr morning tournies ,basically petty cash..........so he jumps at me that i need to apply at his job now and that that illegal poker crap is all pure luck and relys on waiting for aces i told him he has no clue what he's talkn about and mind your own....i've had 3 different business in life and i've sold them when i got burned out ......my system of making money is workn fine i def don't need some factory worker hating on my ways ...bills still gettng paid mind ur own bizz u clueless poker haters somehow since black friday poker has become 70% of my income i now go to 2 bricknmortars and merge has been huge ass savior .........all my clientele for side jobs are saving there money now not hiring me.so fk u govt. figure somthn out i know some cronie is reading this shit FIGURE IT OUT TELL UR FKN BOSS THE PREZ THE WHO FKN EVER THT POKER MONEY IS WAITN TO BE SCOOPED AND MAYBE APPLY IT BACK INTO THE ECONOMY GET IT REGUALTED SO ALL THESE STUPID TARDS CAN STOP SEEING IT AS THE TABOO THAT IT ISN'T

I would love to see you resume' if it looks anything like this post. That would be legit hilarious.

lol @ resume' from me i'm a leader can't be bossed :P:P

is this double kyan guy serious?

'why the fk wud u keep 80% of ur 'networth' on a poker site

some people need to look in the mirror before trying to see wtf is wrong with other people'

Obvious exageration, and im not hatin on other people, just a lighthearted laugh at things.

Sirswish - winner.

Told my co-worker at my day job that I had close to 3k floating in poker heaven (limbo after cashout)...he asked if it was real money. Huh? yea man im waiting on my monopoly money to be deposited into my bank account.

My friends dad is the biggest bull shitter ever, and anytime id bring up my online game he would be like i cant deposit it says its illegal in indiana every time i try. So when it got shut down i told my friend and hes like hmm i guess my dad was right.
Also had a guy at work come up to me after black friday cuz i had a pokerstars shirt on and asked if i heard about how they just got busted for scamming all theyre players

 

Originally Posted by double_kyan

naw man i live in a leave it to beaver world everything is perfect and stress free ...............yah i'm fukn serious wtf some peeps do have lives that aren't like yours i'm 41 i raise a 3 yr old girl and 6 yr old boy by myself thats why i can only do 2 tbls at a time for most part and i prefer one, no HUD here just the way it is i speak the truth and i don't butter my stories with tons of salt ,keepn it real and spilln my guts in quick forms of speech( it may sound ghetto but iams who iams)

Are you serious?

lol, doubt you're profitable

you too, m_hawk

trollololol

lol i expected this thread to be comical but this really outdid my expectations

When I told my friend that I had a bunch of money tied up in online poker when it got shut down this now ex-friend told me "They shouldn't have been stealing money from the players."

I explained "None of the sites that I played on had ever stolen from players (obviously I never played on ultimate bet)."

She continued,"I heard that they were stealing from all the players, well they shouldn't have been doing what they were doing anyway."

I continued to argue, but she failed in understanding logic.

mbn 2 tabling merge

"I told you it was rigged."

Lol I got weird responses, but in a different manner.

My mom has ALWAYS been anti-poker; same for my grandparents. They would literally beg me not to play pre-BF because they thought, despite all my explanations, that it was nothing but luck etc. etc.

But when I told them about BF, they keep going on and on about how it's BS our government would tell people how to use their own money and they are suddenly reading up on pro-poker bills and what not.

My mind is blown.