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  1. First opportunity to slowroll someone in awhile and I was thinking, how would other P5er's slowroll this guy....What color do you like to run your timebank to before executing your slowroll? Do you talk smack in the chat box when you slowroll? What gives you the most satisfaction when you slowroll somebody? I'm drunk and thought this might be a funny break from all the PD during double guarantees week...Cheers and may the poker gods have mercy on my soul sometime sooooon...
    Full Tilt Poker Game #29467241427: $4 + $0.40 Rush On Demand (229140519), Table 5 - 20/40 - No Limit Hold'em - 03:05:42 ET - 2011/03/30
    Seat 1: chirs2290 (1,895)
    Seat 2: KELBREW (2,060)
    Seat 3: diptilakhwani (2,230)
    Seat 4: wantmoon (1,515)
    Seat 5: EOTR074X (2,320)
    Seat 6: JoeskyLove (1,880)
    Seat 7: canplayabit (1,740)
    Seat 8: RosGkusG (1,940)
    Seat 9: martino4487 (1,940)
    KELBREW posts the small blind of 20
    diptilakhwani posts the big blind of 40
    The button is in seat #1
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to JoeskyLove [Ks Kd]
    wantmoon folds
    EOTR074X folds
    JoeskyLove raises to 120
    canplayabit folds
    RosGkusG folds
    martino4487 has 15 seconds left to act
    martino4487 raises to 360
    chirs2290 folds
    KELBREW folds
    diptilakhwani folds
    JoeskyLove has 15 seconds left to act
    JoeskyLove raises to 799
    martino4487 calls 439
    *** FLOP *** [Kc 3c 4s]
    JoeskyLove checks
    martino4487 bets 1,141, and is all in
    JoeskyLove has 15 seconds left to act
    JoeskyLove calls 1,081, and is all in
    martino4487 shows [Ad Qd]
    JoeskyLove shows [Ks Kd]
    Uncalled bet of 60 returned to martino4487
    *** TURN *** [Kc 3c 4s] [4h]
    *** RIVER *** [Kc 3c 4s 4h] [Ah]
    martino4487 shows two pair, Aces and Fours
    JoeskyLove shows a full house, Kings full of Fours
    JoeskyLove wins the pot (3,820) with a full house, Kings full of Fours
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 3,820 | Rake 0
    Board: [Kc 3c 4s 4h Ah]
    Seat 1: chirs2290 (button) didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 2: KELBREW (small blind) folded before the Flop
    Seat 3: diptilakhwani (big blind) folded before the Flop
    Seat 4: wantmoon didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 5: EOTR074X didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 6: JoeskyLove showed [Ks Kd] and won (3,820) with a full house, Kings full of Fours
    Seat 7: canplayabit didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 8: RosGkusG didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 9: martino4487 showed [Ad Qd] and lost with two pair, Aces and Fours
  2. you slowrolled in a rush tourney? bro, you get an lol is all
     
  3. Just trying to time the RNG....you never do this? I usually only play Rush so it's the only chance I get...sighz...Just wanted to hear other ppl's method of slowrolling....
    Thread Starter
  4. Full Tilt Poker Game #29450230409: $44,000 Guarantee (1r+1a) (228793489), Table 7 - 30/60 - No Limit Hold'em - 14:29:18 ET - 2011/03/29
    Seat 1: The Lab Rat (4,195)
    Seat 2: Gags30 (2,370)
    Seat 3: thecranium (2,905)
    Seat 4: buttsauce33 (5,225)
    Seat 5: Tykoon35 (2,000)
    Seat 6: I Pay Ur Rent (3,090)
    Seat 7: My Brim Low (2,815)
    Seat 8: Supra1988T (5,605)
    Seat 9: xYuriDzix (5,760)
    Gags30 posts the small blind of 30
    thecranium posts the big blind of 60
    The button is in seat #1
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to The Lab Rat [Ad As]
    buttsauce33 folds
    Tykoon35 folds
    I Pay Ur Rent folds
    My Brim Low folds
    Supra1988T has 15 seconds left to act
    Supra1988T raises to 120
    xYuriDzix folds
    The Lab Rat raises to 295
    Gags30 has 15 seconds left to act
    Gags30 raises to 2,370, and is all in
    thecranium folds
    Supra1988T folds
    The Lab Rat has 15 seconds left to act
    The Lab Rat has requested TIME
    The Lab Rat: good morning michael
    The Lab Rat is feeling happy
    The Lab Rat calls 2,075
    Gags30 shows [Ks Kd]
    The Lab Rat shows [Ad As]
    *** FLOP *** [5s 5c 9c]
    *** TURN *** [5s 5c 9c] [Kh]
    *** RIVER *** [5s 5c 9c Kh] [9s]
    Gags30 shows a full house, Kings full of Nines
    The Lab Rat shows two pair, Aces and Nines
    Gags30 wins the pot (4,920) with a full house, Kings full of Nines
    The Lab Rat is feeling angry
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 4,920 | Rake 0
    Board: [5s 5c 9c Kh 9s]
    Seat 1: The Lab Rat (button) showed [Ad As] and lost with two pair, Aces and Nines
    Seat 2: Gags30 (small blind) showed [Ks Kd] and won (4,920) with a full house, Kings full of Nines
    Seat 3: thecranium (big blind) folded before the Flop
    Seat 4: buttsauce33 didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 5: Tykoon35 didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 6: I Pay Ur Rent didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 7: My Brim Low didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 8: Supra1988T folded before the Flop
    Seat 9: xYuriDzix didn't bet (folded)


    JUSTICE!
  5. Lol at good morning
    And obv slowroll use your timebank, not just the rainbow action bar thing
     
  6. dont slowroll when there's a chance your going to lose the hand, only slowroll with nuts on river imo

    slowrolling with aces pre is meh because u can lose, but i would probably do it against a reg i hate on the bubble of sunday million

    and obviously use timebank till 5 second
    3 
  7.  
    Originally Posted by MakeMeMaster View Post

    dont slowroll when there's a chance your going to lose the hand, only slowroll with nuts on river imo

    slowrolling with aces pre is meh because u can lose, but i would probably do it against a reg i hate on the bubble of sunday million

    and obviously use timebank till 5 second

    Wait, you don't hate everyone?
  8. Only time I think a true slowroll is prohibited is if its against someone you have beef with in the first place and ONLY do it on the river with the stone cold nuts or if you have quads or straight flush. I have seen some clowns try and be cute on the flop and slow roll with the nut flush only to lose to runner runner boat.

    cliffs- only slowroll people you dont care for and when you have stone nuts that cant be drawn out.
  9.  
    Originally Posted by The Lab Rat View Post

    Full Tilt Poker Game #29450230409: $44,000 Guarantee (1r+1a) (228793489), Table 7 - 30/60 - No Limit Hold'em - 14:29:18 ET - 2011/03/29
    Seat 1: The Lab Rat (4,195)
    Seat 2: Gags30 (2,370)
    Seat 3: thecranium (2,905)
    Seat 4: buttsauce33 (5,225)
    Seat 5: Tykoon35 (2,000)
    Seat 6: I Pay Ur Rent (3,090)
    Seat 7: My Brim Low (2,815)
    Seat 8: Supra1988T (5,605)
    Seat 9: xYuriDzix (5,760)
    Gags30 posts the small blind of 30
    thecranium posts the big blind of 60
    The button is in seat #1
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to The Lab Rat [Ad As]
    buttsauce33 folds
    Tykoon35 folds
    I Pay Ur Rent folds
    My Brim Low folds
    Supra1988T has 15 seconds left to act
    Supra1988T raises to 120
    xYuriDzix folds
    The Lab Rat raises to 295
    Gags30 has 15 seconds left to act
    Gags30 raises to 2,370, and is all in
    thecranium folds
    Supra1988T folds
    The Lab Rat has 15 seconds left to act
    The Lab Rat has requested TIME
    The Lab Rat: good morning michael
    The Lab Rat is feeling happy
    The Lab Rat calls 2,075
    Gags30 shows [Ks Kd]
    The Lab Rat shows [Ad As]
    *** FLOP *** [5s 5c 9c]
    *** TURN *** [5s 5c 9c] [Kh]
    *** RIVER *** [5s 5c 9c Kh] [9s]
    Gags30 shows a full house, Kings full of Nines
    The Lab Rat shows two pair, Aces and Nines
    Gags30 wins the pot (4,920) with a full house, Kings full of Nines
    The Lab Rat is feeling angry
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 4,920 | Rake 0
    Board: [5s 5c 9c Kh 9s]
    Seat 1: The Lab Rat (button) showed [Ad As] and lost with two pair, Aces and Nines
    Seat 2: Gags30 (small blind) showed [Ks Kd] and won (4,920) with a full house, Kings full of Nines
    Seat 3: thecranium (big blind) folded before the Flop
    Seat 4: buttsauce33 didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 5: Tykoon35 didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 6: I Pay Ur Rent didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 7: My Brim Low didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 8: Supra1988T folded before the Flop
    Seat 9: xYuriDzix didn't bet (folded)


    JUSTICE!


    by far the best part of his slowroll

    it's not even good anymore tho, cause as soon as labrat timebanks, you know he's slowrolling...come on francis, gotta balance that slowroll range more

    Gags30 is an instructor at PocketFives Training . To get more of his advice and to watch his training videos, click here.

  10. This one was great...

    Full Tilt Poker Game #29469109569: $1 + $0.10 Multi-Rush OD (229151930), Table 85 - 500/1000 Ante 125 - No Limit Hold'em - 20:48:08 AEST - 2011/03/30 [05:48:08 ET - 2011/03/30]
    Seat 1: fancynancy77 (13,000)
    Seat 2: toiy (11,562)
    Seat 3: Talon Hawkins (25,281)
    Seat 4: walkerhuang (24,792)
    Seat 5: cozanf (50,225)
    Seat 6: prostreet8 (38,202)
    Seat 7: Sabeti (10,945)
    Seat 8: A5669 (33,021)
    Seat 9: John Silk (63,888)
    fancynancy77 antes 125
    toiy antes 125
    Talon Hawkins antes 125
    walkerhuang antes 125
    cozanf antes 125
    prostreet8 antes 125
    Sabeti antes 125
    A5669 antes 125
    John Silk antes 125
    toiy posts the small blind of 500
    Talon Hawkins posts the big blind of 1,000
    The button is in seat #1
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to Talon Hawkins [8c 8d]
    walkerhuang has 8 seconds left to act
    walkerhuang calls 1,000
    cozanf folds
    prostreet8 folds
    Sabeti folds
    A5669 folds
    John Silk folds
    fancynancy77 has 8 seconds left to act
    fancynancy77 raises to 2,000
    toiy calls 1,500
    Talon Hawkins raises to 10,125
    walkerhuang has 15 seconds left to act
    walkerhuang folds
    fancynancy77 folds
    toiy has 15 seconds left to act
    toiy has requested TIME
    toiy raises to 11,437, and is all in
    Talon Hawkins calls 1,312
    toiy shows [Kc Ks]
    Talon Hawkins shows [8c 8d]
    *** FLOP *** [Jh 6s 9h]
    *** TURN *** [Jh 6s 9h] [8h]
    *** RIVER *** [Jh 6s 9h 8h] [4s]
    toiy shows a pair of Kings
    Talon Hawkins shows three of a kind, Eights
    Talon Hawkins wins the pot (26,999) with three of a kind, Eights
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 26,999 | Rake 0
    Board: [Jh 6s 9h 8h 4s]
    Seat 1: fancynancy77 (button) folded before the Flop
    Seat 2: toiy (small blind) showed [Kc Ks] and lost with a pair of Kings
    Seat 3: Talon Hawkins (big blind) showed [8c 8d] and won (26,999) with three of a kind, Eights
    Seat 4: walkerhuang folded before the Flop
    Seat 5: cozanf folded before the Flop
    Seat 6: prostreet8 folded before the Flop
    Seat 7: Sabeti folded before the Flop
    Seat 8: A5669 folded before the Flop
    Seat 9: John Silk folded before the Flop
  11. nevermind
    Edited By: C_Bomb Mar 31st, 2011 at 04:50 AM
    Reason: and oobv i didn't read that it went in pre
  12. i stopped slowrolling when i started taking poker seriously
     
  13.  
    Originally Posted by unta View Post

    i stopped slowrolling when i started taking poker seriously

    3 
  14. MMM your posting range is heavily weighted toward pictures as of late, should take a look at that. I suggest re-balancing it by adding more hate posts to your range.

    Oh and I only slowroll on the river, too risky any other time. Only thing better than a slowroll is a slowroll that backfires.
  15.  
    Originally Posted by Sagacious Man View Post

    This one was great...

    Full Tilt Poker Game #29469109569: $1 + $0.10 Multi-Rush OD (229151930), Table 85 - 500/1000 Ante 125 - No Limit Hold'em - 20:48:08 AEST - 2011/03/30 [05:48:08 ET - 2011/03/30]
    Seat 1: fancynancy77 (13,000)
    Seat 2: toiy (11,562)
    Seat 3: Talon Hawkins (25,281)
    Seat 4: walkerhuang (24,792)
    Seat 5: cozanf (50,225)
    Seat 6: prostreet8 (38,202)
    Seat 7: Sabeti (10,945)
    Seat 8: A5669 (33,021)
    Seat 9: John Silk (63,888)
    fancynancy77 antes 125
    toiy antes 125
    Talon Hawkins antes 125
    walkerhuang antes 125
    cozanf antes 125
    prostreet8 antes 125
    Sabeti antes 125
    A5669 antes 125
    John Silk antes 125
    toiy posts the small blind of 500
    Talon Hawkins posts the big blind of 1,000
    The button is in seat #1
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to Talon Hawkins [8c 8d]
    walkerhuang has 8 seconds left to act
    walkerhuang calls 1,000
    cozanf folds
    prostreet8 folds
    Sabeti folds
    A5669 folds
    John Silk folds
    fancynancy77 has 8 seconds left to act
    fancynancy77 raises to 2,000
    toiy calls 1,500
    Talon Hawkins raises to 10,125
    walkerhuang has 15 seconds left to act
    walkerhuang folds
    fancynancy77 folds
    toiy has 15 seconds left to act
    toiy has requested TIME
    toiy raises to 11,437, and is all in
    Talon Hawkins calls 1,312
    toiy shows [Kc Ks]
    Talon Hawkins shows [8c 8d]
    *** FLOP *** [Jh 6s 9h]
    *** TURN *** [Jh 6s 9h] [8h]
    *** RIVER *** [Jh 6s 9h 8h] [4s]
    toiy shows a pair of Kings
    Talon Hawkins shows three of a kind, Eights
    Talon Hawkins wins the pot (26,999) with three of a kind, Eights
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 26,999 | Rake 0
    Board: [Jh 6s 9h 8h 4s]
    Seat 1: fancynancy77 (button) folded before the Flop
    Seat 2: toiy (small blind) showed [Kc Ks] and lost with a pair of Kings
    Seat 3: Talon Hawkins (big blind) showed [8c 8d] and won (26,999) with three of a kind, Eights
    Seat 4: walkerhuang folded before the Flop
    Seat 5: cozanf folded before the Flop
    Seat 6: prostreet8 folded before the Flop
    Seat 7: Sabeti folded before the Flop
    Seat 8: A5669 folded before the Flop
    Seat 9: John Silk folded before the Flop

    huh
     
  16. Haha

    Full Tilt Poker Game #29526217097: $16,000 Guarantee (229378062), Table 61 - 25/50 - No Limit Hold'em - 06:36:16 ET - 2011/04/01
    Seat 1: MoneybagsJ (1,500)
    Seat 2: jimmywhitey (1,110)
    Seat 3: IronMaiden7 (3,615)
    Seat 4: vindaloo09 (1,150)
    Seat 5: FrankyTwoToes (1,615)
    Seat 6: ScottyWhen333 (6,690)
    Seat 8: bemusedthorsell (4,615)
    Seat 9: edgar42 (1,960)
    ScottyWhen333 posts the small blind of 25
    bemusedthorsell posts the big blind of 50
    teebecher sits down
    The button is in seat #5
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to jimmywhitey [5c 5d]
    edgar42 folds
    jimmywhitey raises to 150
    IronMaiden7 folds
    vindaloo09 folds
    FrankyTwoToes folds
    ScottyWhen333 folds
    bemusedthorsell has 15 seconds left to act
    bemusedthorsell calls 100
    *** FLOP *** [3s Ks 5h]
    bemusedthorsell checks
    jimmywhitey checks
    *** TURN *** [3s Ks 5h] [Ah]
    bemusedthorsell checks
    jimmywhitey bets 150
    bemusedthorsell calls 150
    *** RIVER *** [3s Ks 5h Ah] [5s]
    bemusedthorsell has 15 seconds left to act
    bemusedthorsell bets 300
    jimmywhitey has 15 seconds left to act
    jimmywhitey raises to 600
    bemusedthorsell raises to 900
    jimmywhitey has 15 seconds left to act
    jimmywhitey has requested TIME
    jimmywhitey calls 210, and is all in
    Uncalled bet of 90 returned to bemusedthorsell
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    bemusedthorsell shows [Ad 2h] two pair, Aces and Fives
    jimmywhitey shows [5c 5d] four of a kind, Fives
    jimmywhitey wins the pot (2,245) with four of a kind, Fives
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 2,245 | Rake 0
    Board: [3s Ks 5h Ah 5s]
    Seat 1: MoneybagsJ is sitting out
    Seat 2: jimmywhitey showed [5c 5d] and won (2,245) with four of a kind, Fives
    Seat 3: IronMaiden7 didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 4: vindaloo09 didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 5: FrankyTwoToes (button) didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 6: ScottyWhen333 (small blind) folded before the Flop
    Seat 8: bemusedthorsell (big blind) showed [Ad 2h] and lost with two pair, Aces and Fives
    Seat 9: edgar42 didn't bet (folded)
  17.  
    Originally Posted by felipebball View Post

    MMM your posting range is heavily weighted toward pictures as of late, should take a look at that. I suggest re-balancing it by adding more hate posts to your range.

    Oh and I only slowroll on the river, too risky any other time. Only thing better than a slowroll is a slowroll that backfires.

    My posting range is polarized though. Wait what?
    3 
  18.  
    Originally Posted by MakeMeMaster View Post

    My posting range is polarized though. Wait what?

    Idk if merging your picture posts with your hate posts by making hateful picture posts is the part of your posting range you want to merge tho, seems like your posts are face up imo. I'd add in congrats picture posts instead of trolling those threads to mix up your play, but as played....is there a badge or undertitle for getting quoted by MMM?
  19.  
    Originally Posted by felipebball View Post

    Idk if merging your picture posts with your hate posts by making hateful picture posts is the part of your posting range you want to merge tho, seems like your posts are face up imo. I'd add in congrats picture posts instead of trolling those threads to mix up your play, but as played....is there a badge or undertitle for getting quoted by MMM?

    no, only ones if u hang off his nuthairs
  20. *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to LordLoveRocket4 [4h Ac]
    hillgates folds
    sfinckx folds
    Lingotto76 folds
    nat_bornkilla has 15 seconds left to act
    nat_bornkilla folds
    clintct folds
    Morgy9 raises to 1,500
    martyOneill folds
    LordLoveRocket4 raises to 5,990
    Morgy9 calls 4,490
    *** FLOP *** [Tc 3d 3s]
    LordLoveRocket4 bets 14,787, and is all in
    Morgy9 calls 6,440, and is all in
    LordLoveRocket4 shows [4h Ac]
    Morgy9 shows [Qs Th]
    Uncalled bet of 8,347 returned to LordLoveRocket4
    *** TURN *** [Tc 3d 3s] [4s]
    *** RIVER *** [Tc 3d 3s 4s] [2s]
    LordLoveRocket4: such a &&@$ing donk
    Morgy9: yes you are
    LordLoveRocket4: shag off half ur stack pre flop with Q10
    LordLoveRocket4: ur an absolute roaster
    Morgy9: we can play HU for a hundo if you like
    LordLoveRocket4: lawl

    LordLoveRocket4 raises to 1,190
    sfinckx folds
    Lingotto76 calls 690
    Morgy9 calls 690
    *** FLOP *** [Ts 3c Qs]
    LordLoveRocket4: lawl
    LordLoveRocket4: 1290
    Morgy9: yawn
    Lingotto76 has 15 seconds left to act
    Lingotto76 checks
    Morgy9 checks
    LordLoveRocket4 bets 2,880
    Lingotto76 folds
    Morgy9 calls 2,880
    *** TURN *** [Ts 3c Qs] [Qc]
    Morgy9 checks
    LordLoveRocket4 bets 7,570, and is all in
    Morgy9 calls 7,570
    LordLoveRocket4 shows [Jh Qd]
    Morgy9 shows [Td As]
    *** RIVER *** [Ts 3c Qs Qc] [Kh]
    LordLoveRocket4 shows three of a kind, Queens
    Morgy9 shows two pair, Queens and Tens
    LordLoveRocket4 wins the pot (25,320) with three of a kind, Queens
    Morgy9: lo.l
    LordLoveRocket4: dooooooooonk

    Morgy9: like is said fish HU anytime
    LordLoveRocket4: il save u a hundo lol
    Morgy9: you are a losing noobie lets play
    LordLoveRocket4: im scared tho

    Then two hands later

    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to LordLoveRocket4 [Ad Td]
    Lingotto76 folds
    nat_bornkilla folds
    clintct folds
    Morgy9 raises to 1,500
    martyOneill folds
    LordLoveRocket4 calls 1,500
    mota1983 folds
    sfinckx folds
    *** FLOP *** [4d 7d Jd]
    Morgy9 checks
    LordLoveRocket4 bets 1,190
    Morgy9 calls 1,190
    *** TURN *** [4d 7d Jd] [3d]
    Morgy9 checks
    LordLoveRocket4 checks
    *** RIVER *** [4d 7d Jd 3d] [2s]
    Morgy9 bets 10,390, and is all in
    LordLoveRocket4 has 15 seconds left to act
    Morgy9: lol
    LordLoveRocket4 has requested TIME
    LordLoveRocket4 calls 10,390
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    Morgy9 shows [Ah 9d] a flush, Jack high
    LordLoveRocket4 shows [Ad Td] a flush, Ace high
    LordLoveRocket4 wins the pot (27,310) with a flush, Ace high
  21.  
    Originally Posted by sirswish6 View Post

    no, only ones if u hang off his nuthairs

    Not a MMM fan really, altho still yet to see all his nutswingers badges/undertitles...i'll keep looking tho

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