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First opportunity to slowroll someone in awhile and I was thinking, how would other P5er's slowroll this guy....What color do you like to run your timebank to before executing your slowroll? Do you talk smack in the chat box when you slowroll? What gives you the most satisfaction when you slowroll somebody? I'm drunk and thought this might be a funny break from all the PD during double guarantees week...Cheers and may the poker gods have mercy on my soul sometime sooooon...
Full Tilt Poker Game #29467241427: $4 + $0.40 Rush On Demand (229140519), Table 5 - 20/40 - No Limit Hold'em - 03:05:42 ET - 2011/03/30
Seat 1: chirs2290 (1,895)
Seat 2: KELBREW (2,060)
Seat 3: diptilakhwani (2,230)
Seat 4: wantmoon (1,515)
Seat 5: EOTR074X (2,320)
Seat 6: JoeskyLove (1,880)
Seat 7: canplayabit (1,740)
Seat 8: RosGkusG (1,940)
Seat 9: martino4487 (1,940)
KELBREW posts the small blind of 20
diptilakhwani posts the big blind of 40
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to JoeskyLove [Ks Kd]
wantmoon folds
EOTR074X folds
JoeskyLove raises to 120
canplayabit folds
RosGkusG folds
martino4487 has 15 seconds left to act
martino4487 raises to 360
chirs2290 folds
KELBREW folds
diptilakhwani folds
JoeskyLove has 15 seconds left to act
JoeskyLove raises to 799
martino4487 calls 439
*** FLOP *** [Kc 3c 4s]
JoeskyLove checks
martino4487 bets 1,141, and is all in
JoeskyLove has 15 seconds left to act
JoeskyLove calls 1,081, and is all in
martino4487 shows [Ad Qd]
JoeskyLove shows [Ks Kd]
Uncalled bet of 60 returned to martino4487
*** TURN *** [Kc 3c 4s] [4h]
*** RIVER *** [Kc 3c 4s 4h] [Ah]
martino4487 shows two pair, Aces and Fours
JoeskyLove shows a full house, Kings full of Fours
JoeskyLove wins the pot (3,820) with a full house, Kings full of Fours
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3,820 | Rake 0
Board: [Kc 3c 4s 4h Ah]
Seat 1: chirs2290 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: KELBREW (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: diptilakhwani (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: wantmoon didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: EOTR074X didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: JoeskyLove showed [Ks Kd] and won (3,820) with a full house, Kings full of Fours
Seat 7: canplayabit didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: RosGkusG didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: martino4487 showed [Ad Qd] and lost with two pair, Aces and Fours -
Just trying to time the RNG....you never do this? I usually only play Rush so it's the only chance I get...sighz...Just wanted to hear other ppl's method of slowrolling....
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Full Tilt Poker Game #29450230409: $44,000 Guarantee (1r+1a) (228793489), Table 7 - 30/60 - No Limit Hold'em - 14:29:18 ET - 2011/03/29
Seat 1: The Lab Rat (4,195)
Seat 2: Gags30 (2,370)
Seat 3: thecranium (2,905)
Seat 4: buttsauce33 (5,225)
Seat 5: Tykoon35 (2,000)
Seat 6: I Pay Ur Rent (3,090)
Seat 7: My Brim Low (2,815)
Seat 8: Supra1988T (5,605)
Seat 9: xYuriDzix (5,760)
Gags30 posts the small blind of 30
thecranium posts the big blind of 60
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to The Lab Rat [Ad As]
buttsauce33 folds
Tykoon35 folds
I Pay Ur Rent folds
My Brim Low folds
Supra1988T has 15 seconds left to act
Supra1988T raises to 120
xYuriDzix folds
The Lab Rat raises to 295
Gags30 has 15 seconds left to act
Gags30 raises to 2,370, and is all in
thecranium folds
Supra1988T folds
The Lab Rat has 15 seconds left to act
The Lab Rat has requested TIME
The Lab Rat: good morning michael
The Lab Rat is feeling happy
The Lab Rat calls 2,075
Gags30 shows [Ks Kd]
The Lab Rat shows [Ad As]
*** FLOP *** [5s 5c 9c]
*** TURN *** [5s 5c 9c] [Kh]
*** RIVER *** [5s 5c 9c Kh] [9s]
Gags30 shows a full house, Kings full of Nines
The Lab Rat shows two pair, Aces and Nines
Gags30 wins the pot (4,920) with a full house, Kings full of Nines
The Lab Rat is feeling angry
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4,920 | Rake 0
Board: [5s 5c 9c Kh 9s]
Seat 1: The Lab Rat (button) showed [Ad As] and lost with two pair, Aces and Nines
Seat 2: Gags30 (small blind) showed [Ks Kd] and won (4,920) with a full house, Kings full of Nines
Seat 3: thecranium (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: buttsauce33 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: Tykoon35 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: I Pay Ur Rent didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: My Brim Low didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: Supra1988T folded before the Flop
Seat 9: xYuriDzix didn't bet (folded)
JUSTICE! -
dont slowroll when there's a chance your going to lose the hand, only slowroll with nuts on river imo
slowrolling with aces pre is meh because u can lose, but i would probably do it against a reg i hate on the bubble of sunday million
and obviously use timebank till 5 second -
Wait, you don't hate everyone?
Originally Posted by MakeMeMaster
dont slowroll when there's a chance your going to lose the hand, only slowroll with nuts on river imo
slowrolling with aces pre is meh because u can lose, but i would probably do it against a reg i hate on the bubble of sunday million
and obviously use timebank till 5 second -
Only time I think a true slowroll is prohibited is if its against someone you have beef with in the first place and ONLY do it on the river with the stone cold nuts or if you have quads or straight flush. I have seen some clowns try and be cute on the flop and slow roll with the nut flush only to lose to runner runner boat.
cliffs- only slowroll people you dont care for and when you have stone nuts that cant be drawn out. -
Originally Posted by The Lab Rat
Full Tilt Poker Game #29450230409: $44,000 Guarantee (1r+1a) (228793489), Table 7 - 30/60 - No Limit Hold'em - 14:29:18 ET - 2011/03/29
Seat 1: The Lab Rat (4,195)
Seat 2: Gags30 (2,370)
Seat 3: thecranium (2,905)
Seat 4: buttsauce33 (5,225)
Seat 5: Tykoon35 (2,000)
Seat 6: I Pay Ur Rent (3,090)
Seat 7: My Brim Low (2,815)
Seat 8: Supra1988T (5,605)
Seat 9: xYuriDzix (5,760)
Gags30 posts the small blind of 30
thecranium posts the big blind of 60
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to The Lab Rat [Ad As]
buttsauce33 folds
Tykoon35 folds
I Pay Ur Rent folds
My Brim Low folds
Supra1988T has 15 seconds left to act
Supra1988T raises to 120
xYuriDzix folds
The Lab Rat raises to 295
Gags30 has 15 seconds left to act
Gags30 raises to 2,370, and is all in
thecranium folds
Supra1988T folds
The Lab Rat has 15 seconds left to act
The Lab Rat has requested TIME
The Lab Rat: good morning michael
The Lab Rat is feeling happy
The Lab Rat calls 2,075
Gags30 shows [Ks Kd]
The Lab Rat shows [Ad As]
*** FLOP *** [5s 5c 9c]
*** TURN *** [5s 5c 9c] [Kh]
*** RIVER *** [5s 5c 9c Kh] [9s]
Gags30 shows a full house, Kings full of Nines
The Lab Rat shows two pair, Aces and Nines
Gags30 wins the pot (4,920) with a full house, Kings full of Nines
The Lab Rat is feeling angry
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4,920 | Rake 0
Board: [5s 5c 9c Kh 9s]
Seat 1: The Lab Rat (button) showed [Ad As] and lost with two pair, Aces and Nines
Seat 2: Gags30 (small blind) showed [Ks Kd] and won (4,920) with a full house, Kings full of Nines
Seat 3: thecranium (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: buttsauce33 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: Tykoon35 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: I Pay Ur Rent didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: My Brim Low didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: Supra1988T folded before the Flop
Seat 9: xYuriDzix didn't bet (folded)
JUSTICE!
by far the best part of his slowroll
it's not even good anymore tho, cause as soon as labrat timebanks, you know he's slowrolling...come on francis, gotta balance that slowroll range more
Gags30 is an instructor at PocketFives Training . To get more of his advice and to watch his training videos, click here.
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This one was great...
Full Tilt Poker Game #29469109569: $1 + $0.10 Multi-Rush OD (229151930), Table 85 - 500/1000 Ante 125 - No Limit Hold'em - 20:48:08 AEST - 2011/03/30 [05:48:08 ET - 2011/03/30]
Seat 1: fancynancy77 (13,000)
Seat 2: toiy (11,562)
Seat 3: Talon Hawkins (25,281)
Seat 4: walkerhuang (24,792)
Seat 5: cozanf (50,225)
Seat 6: prostreet8 (38,202)
Seat 7: Sabeti (10,945)
Seat 8: A5669 (33,021)
Seat 9: John Silk (63,888)
fancynancy77 antes 125
toiy antes 125
Talon Hawkins antes 125
walkerhuang antes 125
cozanf antes 125
prostreet8 antes 125
Sabeti antes 125
A5669 antes 125
John Silk antes 125
toiy posts the small blind of 500
Talon Hawkins posts the big blind of 1,000
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Talon Hawkins [8c 8d]
walkerhuang has 8 seconds left to act
walkerhuang calls 1,000
cozanf folds
prostreet8 folds
Sabeti folds
A5669 folds
John Silk folds
fancynancy77 has 8 seconds left to act
fancynancy77 raises to 2,000
toiy calls 1,500
Talon Hawkins raises to 10,125
walkerhuang has 15 seconds left to act
walkerhuang folds
fancynancy77 folds
toiy has 15 seconds left to act
toiy has requested TIME
toiy raises to 11,437, and is all in
Talon Hawkins calls 1,312
toiy shows [Kc Ks]
Talon Hawkins shows [8c 8d]
*** FLOP *** [Jh 6s 9h]
*** TURN *** [Jh 6s 9h] [8h]
*** RIVER *** [Jh 6s 9h 8h] [4s]
toiy shows a pair of Kings
Talon Hawkins shows three of a kind, Eights
Talon Hawkins wins the pot (26,999) with three of a kind, Eights
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 26,999 | Rake 0
Board: [Jh 6s 9h 8h 4s]
Seat 1: fancynancy77 (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: toiy (small blind) showed [Kc Ks] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 3: Talon Hawkins (big blind) showed [8c 8d] and won (26,999) with three of a kind, Eights
Seat 4: walkerhuang folded before the Flop
Seat 5: cozanf folded before the Flop
Seat 6: prostreet8 folded before the Flop
Seat 7: Sabeti folded before the Flop
Seat 8: A5669 folded before the Flop
Seat 9: John Silk folded before the Flop -
nevermind
Edited By: C_Bomb Mar 31st, 2011 at 04:50 AM
Reason: and oobv i didn't read that it went in pre -
MMM your posting range is heavily weighted toward pictures as of late, should take a look at that. I suggest re-balancing it by adding more hate posts to your range.
Oh and I only slowroll on the river, too risky any other time. Only thing better than a slowroll is a slowroll that backfires. -
huh
Originally Posted by Sagacious Man
This one was great...
Full Tilt Poker Game #29469109569: $1 + $0.10 Multi-Rush OD (229151930), Table 85 - 500/1000 Ante 125 - No Limit Hold'em - 20:48:08 AEST - 2011/03/30 [05:48:08 ET - 2011/03/30]
Seat 1: fancynancy77 (13,000)
Seat 2: toiy (11,562)
Seat 3: Talon Hawkins (25,281)
Seat 4: walkerhuang (24,792)
Seat 5: cozanf (50,225)
Seat 6: prostreet8 (38,202)
Seat 7: Sabeti (10,945)
Seat 8: A5669 (33,021)
Seat 9: John Silk (63,888)
fancynancy77 antes 125
toiy antes 125
Talon Hawkins antes 125
walkerhuang antes 125
cozanf antes 125
prostreet8 antes 125
Sabeti antes 125
A5669 antes 125
John Silk antes 125
toiy posts the small blind of 500
Talon Hawkins posts the big blind of 1,000
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Talon Hawkins [8c 8d]
walkerhuang has 8 seconds left to act
walkerhuang calls 1,000
cozanf folds
prostreet8 folds
Sabeti folds
A5669 folds
John Silk folds
fancynancy77 has 8 seconds left to act
fancynancy77 raises to 2,000
toiy calls 1,500
Talon Hawkins raises to 10,125
walkerhuang has 15 seconds left to act
walkerhuang folds
fancynancy77 folds
toiy has 15 seconds left to act
toiy has requested TIME
toiy raises to 11,437, and is all in
Talon Hawkins calls 1,312
toiy shows [Kc Ks]
Talon Hawkins shows [8c 8d]
*** FLOP *** [Jh 6s 9h]
*** TURN *** [Jh 6s 9h] [8h]
*** RIVER *** [Jh 6s 9h 8h] [4s]
toiy shows a pair of Kings
Talon Hawkins shows three of a kind, Eights
Talon Hawkins wins the pot (26,999) with three of a kind, Eights
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 26,999 | Rake 0
Board: [Jh 6s 9h 8h 4s]
Seat 1: fancynancy77 (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: toiy (small blind) showed [Kc Ks] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 3: Talon Hawkins (big blind) showed [8c 8d] and won (26,999) with three of a kind, Eights
Seat 4: walkerhuang folded before the Flop
Seat 5: cozanf folded before the Flop
Seat 6: prostreet8 folded before the Flop
Seat 7: Sabeti folded before the Flop
Seat 8: A5669 folded before the Flop
Seat 9: John Silk folded before the Flop -
Haha
Full Tilt Poker Game #29526217097: $16,000 Guarantee (229378062), Table 61 - 25/50 - No Limit Hold'em - 06:36:16 ET - 2011/04/01
Seat 1: MoneybagsJ (1,500)
Seat 2: jimmywhitey (1,110)
Seat 3: IronMaiden7 (3,615)
Seat 4: vindaloo09 (1,150)
Seat 5: FrankyTwoToes (1,615)
Seat 6: ScottyWhen333 (6,690)
Seat 8: bemusedthorsell (4,615)
Seat 9: edgar42 (1,960)
ScottyWhen333 posts the small blind of 25
bemusedthorsell posts the big blind of 50
teebecher sits down
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jimmywhitey [5c 5d]
edgar42 folds
jimmywhitey raises to 150
IronMaiden7 folds
vindaloo09 folds
FrankyTwoToes folds
ScottyWhen333 folds
bemusedthorsell has 15 seconds left to act
bemusedthorsell calls 100
*** FLOP *** [3s Ks 5h]
bemusedthorsell checks
jimmywhitey checks
*** TURN *** [3s Ks 5h] [Ah]
bemusedthorsell checks
jimmywhitey bets 150
bemusedthorsell calls 150
*** RIVER *** [3s Ks 5h Ah] [5s]
bemusedthorsell has 15 seconds left to act
bemusedthorsell bets 300
jimmywhitey has 15 seconds left to act
jimmywhitey raises to 600
bemusedthorsell raises to 900
jimmywhitey has 15 seconds left to act
jimmywhitey has requested TIME
jimmywhitey calls 210, and is all in
Uncalled bet of 90 returned to bemusedthorsell
*** SHOW DOWN ***
bemusedthorsell shows [Ad 2h] two pair, Aces and Fives
jimmywhitey shows [5c 5d] four of a kind, Fives
jimmywhitey wins the pot (2,245) with four of a kind, Fives
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2,245 | Rake 0
Board: [3s Ks 5h Ah 5s]
Seat 1: MoneybagsJ is sitting out
Seat 2: jimmywhitey showed [5c 5d] and won (2,245) with four of a kind, Fives
Seat 3: IronMaiden7 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: vindaloo09 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: FrankyTwoToes (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: ScottyWhen333 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 8: bemusedthorsell (big blind) showed [Ad 2h] and lost with two pair, Aces and Fives
Seat 9: edgar42 didn't bet (folded) -
My posting range is polarized though. Wait what?
Originally Posted by felipebball
MMM your posting range is heavily weighted toward pictures as of late, should take a look at that. I suggest re-balancing it by adding more hate posts to your range.
Oh and I only slowroll on the river, too risky any other time. Only thing better than a slowroll is a slowroll that backfires. -
Idk if merging your picture posts with your hate posts by making hateful picture posts is the part of your posting range you want to merge tho, seems like your posts are face up imo. I'd add in congrats picture posts instead of trolling those threads to mix up your play, but as played....is there a badge or undertitle for getting quoted by MMM?
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no, only ones if u hang off his nuthairs
Originally Posted by felipebball
Idk if merging your picture posts with your hate posts by making hateful picture posts is the part of your posting range you want to merge tho, seems like your posts are face up imo. I'd add in congrats picture posts instead of trolling those threads to mix up your play, but as played....is there a badge or undertitle for getting quoted by MMM?
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*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to LordLoveRocket4 [4h Ac]
hillgates folds
sfinckx folds
Lingotto76 folds
nat_bornkilla has 15 seconds left to act
nat_bornkilla folds
clintct folds
Morgy9 raises to 1,500
martyOneill folds
LordLoveRocket4 raises to 5,990
Morgy9 calls 4,490
*** FLOP *** [Tc 3d 3s]
LordLoveRocket4 bets 14,787, and is all in
Morgy9 calls 6,440, and is all in
LordLoveRocket4 shows [4h Ac]
Morgy9 shows [Qs Th]
Uncalled bet of 8,347 returned to LordLoveRocket4
*** TURN *** [Tc 3d 3s] [4s]
*** RIVER *** [Tc 3d 3s 4s] [2s]
LordLoveRocket4: such a &&@$ing donk
Morgy9: yes you are
LordLoveRocket4: shag off half ur stack pre flop with Q10
LordLoveRocket4: ur an absolute roaster
Morgy9: we can play HU for a hundo if you like
LordLoveRocket4: lawl
LordLoveRocket4 raises to 1,190
sfinckx folds
Lingotto76 calls 690
Morgy9 calls 690
*** FLOP *** [Ts 3c Qs]
LordLoveRocket4: lawl
LordLoveRocket4: 1290
Morgy9: yawn
Lingotto76 has 15 seconds left to act
Lingotto76 checks
Morgy9 checks
LordLoveRocket4 bets 2,880
Lingotto76 folds
Morgy9 calls 2,880
*** TURN *** [Ts 3c Qs] [Qc]
Morgy9 checks
LordLoveRocket4 bets 7,570, and is all in
Morgy9 calls 7,570
LordLoveRocket4 shows [Jh Qd]
Morgy9 shows [Td As]
*** RIVER *** [Ts 3c Qs Qc] [Kh]
LordLoveRocket4 shows three of a kind, Queens
Morgy9 shows two pair, Queens and Tens
LordLoveRocket4 wins the pot (25,320) with three of a kind, Queens
Morgy9: lo.l
LordLoveRocket4: dooooooooonk
Morgy9: like is said fish HU anytime
LordLoveRocket4: il save u a hundo lol
Morgy9: you are a losing noobie lets play
LordLoveRocket4: im scared tho
Then two hands later
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to LordLoveRocket4 [Ad Td]
Lingotto76 folds
nat_bornkilla folds
clintct folds
Morgy9 raises to 1,500
martyOneill folds
LordLoveRocket4 calls 1,500
mota1983 folds
sfinckx folds
*** FLOP *** [4d 7d Jd]
Morgy9 checks
LordLoveRocket4 bets 1,190
Morgy9 calls 1,190
*** TURN *** [4d 7d Jd] [3d]
Morgy9 checks
LordLoveRocket4 checks
*** RIVER *** [4d 7d Jd 3d] [2s]
Morgy9 bets 10,390, and is all in
LordLoveRocket4 has 15 seconds left to act
Morgy9: lol
LordLoveRocket4 has requested TIME
LordLoveRocket4 calls 10,390
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Morgy9 shows [Ah 9d] a flush, Jack high
LordLoveRocket4 shows [Ad Td] a flush, Ace high
LordLoveRocket4 wins the pot (27,310) with a flush, Ace high
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