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  1. wilLplay4mOnies wilLplay4mOnies is offline

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    Jan 23rd, 2012 (1/23/2012 9:54pm)

    I don't know if ya'll have seen online the "Sh*t Girls say" clips but it's kinda funny. I was wanting to get a thread on "Sh*t Poker Players Say" with funny things we say in relation to the game, how we run etc. Gonna put together a video clip with the lines posted on here so be creative don't be lazy.
     
  2. GutShotBen GutShotBen is offline

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    Jan 23rd, 2012 (1/23/2012 9:58pm) in reply to wilLplay4mOnies

    put you on AK
     
  3. wilLplay4mOnies wilLplay4mOnies is offline

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    Jan 23rd, 2012 (1/23/2012 10:22pm) in reply to GutShotBen

    ex: "How do you call there?!"

    "You call it's all over baby"- Scotty

    "I've got the nuts" - Darvin Moon
     
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  4. SSG SSG is offline

    New Zealand

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    Jan 23rd, 2012 (1/23/2012 10:53pm) in reply to wilLplay4mOnies

    hope u get hit by a train.
  5. WWF2012 WWF2012 is offline

    Windsor
    Canada

    Posts: 69
    Joined: Dec 11

    Jan 23rd, 2012 (1/23/2012 10:53pm) in reply to SSG

    "ya priced me in" when guy defends BB to a min raise with 92o and flops trips lol
  6. iamthedeck ftw iamthedeck ftw is offline

    Windsor
    Canada

    Posts: 1,184
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    Jan 23rd, 2012 (1/23/2012 10:59pm) in reply to GutShotBen

     
    Originally Posted by GutShotBen View Post

    put you on AK

    LOL this one gotta be in there.

    "watch how bad I run.."
    "can never win a flip!"
    "there's only one hand I beat... (*calls)... that's good."
     
  7. famous5ives famous5ives is offline

    Elkhart, IN
    United States

    Posts: 1,564
    Joined: Jun 07

    Jan 23rd, 2012 (1/23/2012 11:11pm) in reply to iamthedeck ftw

    kiddie games down the street
  8. jppp5039 jppp5039 is offline

    Pottstown, PA
    United States

    Posts: 136
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    Jan 23rd, 2012 (1/23/2012 11:14pm) in reply to famous5ives

    "I knew you had me beat, but i had to call."
     
  9. socrates555 socrates555 is offline

    Switzerland

    Posts: 170
    Joined: Jan 09

    Jan 23rd, 2012 (1/23/2012 11:30pm) in reply to jppp5039

    fckyoustupidass(insercountryhere)donkfishmthfkinmo ronidiotpissheadbrainfartfffffck
     
  10. Ahurazor Ahurazor is offline

    Bathurst
    Australia

    Posts: 531
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    Jan 24th, 2012 (1/24/2012 12:06am) in reply to socrates555

    so you shove from the sb into the bb who has 15 bbs
    the bb says " LEARN TO PLAY POSTFLOP!"
    or from a certain player "OMG LEARN TO PLAY YOUR SO OBVIOUS"
    279 2
  11. random.chu random.chu is offline The People's Troll

    Adelaide
    Australia

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    Jan 24th, 2012 (1/24/2012 12:30am) in reply to Ahurazor

    kanker
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  12. peanut172 peanut172 is offline

    Durham
    United Kingdom

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    Jan 24th, 2012 (1/24/2012 12:35am) in reply to random.chu

    what do you think im raising UNDER THE GUN with!? donk
    883 
  13. jtj03 jtj03 is offline

    Malta

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    Jan 24th, 2012 (1/24/2012 12:51am) in reply to peanut172

    cant fathom winning a race
    nice call dolt
    ship the cheese
    643 
  14. sirswish6 sirswish6 is offline i mean super business

    Palatine, IL
    United States

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    Jan 24th, 2012 (1/24/2012 1:59am) in reply to jtj03

    you're not even good at poker, you just run good
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  15. 2JL 2JL is offline

    United Kingdom

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    Jan 24th, 2012 (1/24/2012 2:30am) in reply to sirswish6

    Fuck (insert whatever poker site you're on) it's rigged.
    Edited By: 2JL Jan 24th, 2012 at 03:28 AM
  16. yarbles yarbles is offline

    Montreal
    Canada

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    Jan 24th, 2012 (1/24/2012 2:43am) in reply to 2JL

    I flopped it (when you actually need runner runner to win) If you bet i fold ( when the person actually did bet rather large and you called with a gut shot or some other runner runner bulshit)
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  17. vicvegas007 vicvegas007 is offline

    Canada

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    Jan 24th, 2012 (1/24/2012 2:48am) in reply to yarbles

    What do you mean I'm out of position???
  18. racer racer is offline

    Gananoque
    Canada

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    Jan 24th, 2012 (1/24/2012 2:48am) in reply to vicvegas007

    'fu' is becoming pretty popular on 888 lately.
  19. Appst08 Appst08 is offline

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    Jan 24th, 2012 (1/24/2012 2:59am) in reply to racer

    lucker
     
  20. Liquid_Eyes Liquid_Eyes is offline

    United Kingdom

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    Jan 24th, 2012 (1/24/2012 3:34am) in reply to 2JL

    I love being insulted in garbled English by Europeans. My personal favourite (after I hit a boat and quads on successive hands):

    "fuk u mother homo luk" (sic)

    And yeah, "this site is so fkn rigged" [I honestly believe this, yet I still play here every day]
    703 
  21. ronnieb122 ronnieb122 is online now

    Saltcoats
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    Jan 24th, 2012 (1/24/2012 3:47am) in reply to Liquid_Eyes

    1 i hate the most is (whos got more chips than you) or the classic I won didnt I lol that 1 makes me want to die you call a shove with k 10 off and bust ma Qs and think its a good call coz you won lllllllllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooollllllllllll llllllllllzzzzzzzzzzz
  22. FouTight FouTight is offline international super spy

    Montreal
    Canada

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    Jan 24th, 2012 (1/24/2012 3:55am) in reply to ronnieb122

    ** with a shrug of the shoulders **
    ''Guess ive got pot odds now!''
    ** calls the raise from bb after many othesr call **
    730 
  23. cream420 cream420 is offline

    Dover, NH
    United States

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    Jan 24th, 2012 (1/24/2012 5:32am) in reply to FouTight

    "he probably cant even spell poker"
    "northern European idiot"
    Edited By: cream420 Jan 24th, 2012 at 05:37 AM
     
  24. Starcr0ss3r Starcr0ss3r is offline

    Akron, OH
    United States

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    Jan 24th, 2012 (1/24/2012 5:47am) in reply to cream420

    fu donk
  25. hebs hebs is offline

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    Jan 24th, 2012 (1/24/2012 6:17am) in reply to Starcr0ss3r

    "well hell look at all the money in there I can't fold now"
    "its fiddy fiddy pre flop, I can flop quads I can flop a straight, hell ya never know its fiddy fiddy"
    "gdiagf"
     
  26. tedSTRETCH tedSTRETCH is offline

    Costa Rica

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    Jan 24th, 2012 (1/24/2012 6:29am) in reply to hebs

    "maybe you shouldnt have limped AA under the gun"
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  27. allani12 allani12 is offline Trolls for fake prop bets

    Toronto
    Canada

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    Jan 24th, 2012 (1/24/2012 7:07am) in reply to random.chu

    ???????
    943 
  28. socrates555 socrates555 is offline

    Switzerland

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    Jan 24th, 2012 (1/24/2012 12:34pm) in reply to allani12

    who needs a brain anyway
     
  29. GutShotBen GutShotBen is offline

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    Jan 24th, 2012 (1/24/2012 1:34pm) in reply to peanut172

     
    Originally Posted by peanut172 View Post

    what do you think im raising UNDER THE GUN with!? donk

    winner
     
  30. retr0byte retr0byte is offline

    Timisoara
    Romania

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    Jan 24th, 2012 (1/24/2012 3:09pm) in reply to GutShotBen

    irunbad
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