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  1. jppp5039 jppp5039 is offline

    Pottstown, PA
    United States

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    Jan 25th, 2012 (1/25/2012 7:58am) in reply to TheBulldog3

    "Does he look like a man beaten by jacks?"
     
  2. ApesAreFun ApesAreFun is offline Moderator/Euro Donk

    Norway

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    Jan 25th, 2012 (1/25/2012 9:06am) in reply to jppp5039

    "One time"
    "Sick"
    "I run the worst"
    "Fuck"
    "Die"
    "Rigged"
    "Jokerstars"
     
  3. Sagacious Man Sagacious Man is offline

    Australia

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    Jan 25th, 2012 (1/25/2012 10:20am) in reply to ApesAreFun

    "BOOM" - railbirds commenting after an all in deep in tourneys.
  4. FenwayKing FenwayKing is offline The Well: FenwayKing

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    Jan 25th, 2012 (1/25/2012 10:26am) in reply to Sagacious Man

    standard
    so sick
    whenwillitend
    ontothenextone
    nice flat buddddayyyyyyyyy (shout-out to zackattack)
    1
  5. David Whats David Whats is offline

    United Kingdom

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    Jan 25th, 2012 (1/25/2012 10:30am) in reply to FenwayKing

    Any of:
    fuck
    cunt
    twat
    shit
    bollocks
    wanker
    bastard
    bloody hell
    bitch
    whore

    Mostly in small combos but sometimes all in one sentence, and even been known to be in that exact order.
  6. ImDoneCallin ImDoneCallin is offline

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    Jan 25th, 2012 (1/25/2012 12:05pm) in reply to David Whats

    by railbirds:

    vamooooooooo
  7. McBain74 McBain74 is offline

    Canada

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    Jan 25th, 2012 (1/25/2012 2:09pm) in reply to ImDoneCallin

    Sorry!
     
  8. Cookymonster198 Cookymonster198 is offline Huge Field microDonk Specialist

    Taunton
    United Kingdom

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    Jan 25th, 2012 (1/25/2012 3:40pm) in reply to McBain74

    Him has a program which gives stats on other players.....oh wait wrong thread
  9. P0LarAcE P0LarAcE is online now

    Canada

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    Jan 25th, 2012 (1/25/2012 4:35pm) in reply to ImDoneCallin

     
    Originally Posted by ImDoneCallin View Post

    by railbirds:

    vamooooooooo

    +1 thats after one of their buddies hits a 2or3 outer for a 30BB open shove
     
  10. murkmanz murkmanz is offline

    Ireland

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    Jan 25th, 2012 (1/25/2012 5:15pm) in reply to P0LarAcE

     
    Originally Posted by P0LarAcE View Post

    +1 thats after one of their buddies hits a 2or3 outer for a 30BB open shove

    hahaha, nail on the head, that shit started to get to me 4 handed in the 70k gtd... First the player 4bet all in AJ and beat my AA, 'VAMOOOOOOOOOOO', VAMOS, JAJAJAJA' then the same guy beat my KK with QQ all in VAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, vamooo, vamoooooooooooos' then i got tarded by him HU' and well, of course 'VAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO'
     
  11. PeaceGotAces PeaceGotAces is offline

    Halifax
    Canada

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    Jan 25th, 2012 (1/25/2012 7:57pm) in reply to RedIceRap

     
    Originally Posted by RedIceRap View Post

    "get aids and cancer"

    ^^what i was going to say, i get it all the time
     
  12. Chris R Chris R is offline

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    Jan 25th, 2012 (1/25/2012 9:43pm) in reply to David Whats

     
    Originally Posted by David Whats View Post

    Any of:
    fuck
    cunt
    twat
    shit
    bollocks
    wanker
    bastard
    bloody hell
    bitch
    whore

    Mostly in small combos but sometimes all in one sentence, and even been known to be in that exact order.

    you mean **** for the most part
     
  13. Glo4m Glo4m is offline Confess to me

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    Jan 25th, 2012 (1/25/2012 10:26pm) in reply to Chris R

    I just heard about a program that gives him stats on the other players. Anyone else
    Edited By: Glo4m Jan 25th, 2012 at 10:26 PM
  14. Swag Swag is offline

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    Jan 26th, 2012 (1/26/2012 6:15am) in reply to Glo4m

    Gotta have jajajaja for the Spantards out there
  15. Poker Orifice Poker Orifice is offline

    Canada

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    Jan 26th, 2012 (1/26/2012 10:31am) in reply to Swag

    vamooooooooooos

    'nh' 'vnh' (< after some donk totally butchers a hand & sucksout w rnr rnr )

    "I do wayyy better in live poker"
  16. Mournval Mournval is offline

    Oslo
    Norway

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    Jan 26th, 2012 (1/26/2012 10:53am) in reply to Poker Orifice

    from opponent: "It seemed safe to flip vs you" (that's my new measuring stick for when you can say you run bad)
     
  17. Darkowa Darkowa is offline

    Leuven
    Belgium

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    Jan 26th, 2012 (1/26/2012 12:43pm) in reply to Mournval

    "Go die in a grease fire"
    ----the highly unpleasant "Viffer" Peat
  18. McWilliams1 McWilliams1 is offline

    United Kingdom

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    Jan 26th, 2012 (1/26/2012 2:06pm) in reply to Darkowa

    " i hate pocket aces, honestly ill just shove 100bb rather than raise so i can get ppl off and take the blinds"
  19. curiousgeorge77 curiousgeorge77 is offline

    Tenafly, NJ
    United States

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    Jan 26th, 2012 (1/26/2012 3:27pm) in reply to McWilliams1

    All in bitch
    I f'ed your mother
    You look like Clay Aiken ( actually witnessed a fist fight start over this comment )
    Rigged
    Nice stats
  20. KingTriton KingTriton is offline

    Saint Louis, MO
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    Jan 26th, 2012 (1/26/2012 4:43pm) in reply to Cookymonster198

     
    Originally Posted by Cookymonster198 View Post

    nice catch

    This is one of the most douchebag things you can say at a poker table IMO. My response is always "nice throw."

     
    Originally Posted by Cookymonster198 View Post

    Him has a program which gives stats on other players.....oh wait wrong thread

    lol

    The chat one-liner I'll never forget is when someone on Merge said "lol die fish of cancer" after I made a questionable river call to knock him out of a tourney. Such a well crafted and constructed statement.
    Edited By: KingTriton Jan 26th, 2012 at 04:45 PM
     
  21. mini bomberr mini bomberr is offline calls for hoodie equity

    Daqing
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    Jan 27th, 2012 (1/27/2012 2:23am) in reply to KingTriton

    do you shit clovers?
  22. duece9ofRed duece9ofRed is offline

    Darlington, SC
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    Jan 27th, 2012 (1/27/2012 2:28am) in reply to mini bomberr

    dont know if it's been posted but,


    ONE Time for The KID!!!
  23. firoo firoo is offline

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    Jan 27th, 2012 (1/27/2012 2:41am) in reply to Swag

     
    Originally Posted by murkmanz View Post

    hahaha, nail on the head, that shit started to get to me 4 handed in the 70k gtd... First the player 4bet all in AJ and beat my AA, 'VAMOOOOOOOOOOO', VAMOS, JAJAJAJA' then the same guy beat my KK with QQ all in VAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, vamooo, vamoooooooooooos' then i got tarded by him HU' and well, of course 'VAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO'


     
    Originally Posted by Swag View Post

    Gotta have jajajaja for the Spantards out there


    +1000000000000
  24. jwhite99 jwhite99 is offline

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    Jan 27th, 2012 (1/27/2012 5:00am) in reply to firoo

    while playing 1/2 at harrahs atlantic city.... russian guy gets coolered and says "you're a cock sucker" . local jersey guy responds, "you're wife is a cack sucka."
  25. Matty_B Matty_B is offline

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    Jan 27th, 2012 (1/27/2012 8:23am) in reply to jwhite99

    when a player has KK and makes a massive 3bet.When guy folds shows it and says 'Yeah just didn't want to play post flop in case the A came down, I'd rather just win it there and then' :S
  26. Swag Swag is offline

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    Jan 27th, 2012 (1/27/2012 8:31pm) in reply to Matty_B

     
    Originally Posted by Matty_B View Post

    when a player has KK and makes a massive 3bet.When guy folds shows it and says 'Yeah just didn't want to play post flop in case the A came down, I'd rather just win it there and then' :S

    this + "I don't like playing after the flop" = making him my bitch for the rest of the tournament

    gl (no one ever means it)
    thankyoucomeagain
    you have a good day, sir (my favorite)
    how are you not a pro?
    anything with "sick" in it (i.e. #sickbragyo)
    yu no call
    u mad bro?
    anything with "aments" (i.e. lol donkaments, turbolottaments, #hashtagaments)
    triple range merge
  27. Flopnuts1 Flopnuts1 is offline

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    Jan 27th, 2012 (1/27/2012 8:44pm) in reply to Swag

    "standard"
    "i run worse than anyone in history"
    "How can you call that?"
    "No way you folded ___ there"
    "MBN"
  28. my 1st mil my 1st mil is offline

    Severna Park, MD
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    Jan 28th, 2012 (1/28/2012 6:18am) in reply to Flopnuts1

    "one time!"
  29. retr0byte retr0byte is offline

    Timisoara
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    Jan 28th, 2012 (1/28/2012 6:24am) in reply to Swag

    "do you coach ?"
  30. arbygolf arbygolf is offline

    Canada

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    Jan 28th, 2012 (1/28/2012 7:12am) in reply to retr0byte

    3 10 offsuit must be a good hand now? Is 10 J off a good hand now? Now your playing 24 offsuit? I bet you dont cash LOL....Just a few I saw
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