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Joined: Jan 10Jan 28th, 2012 (1/28/2012 9:58am) in reply to Bisull
Anything Phil Laak says...
Edited By: mini bomberr Jan 28th, 2012 at 09:59 AM
"Don't do an 8...don't do an 8! Not right now, I want to go to Friday! Don't do an 8..don't give him an 8! ....Give him an 8! If you give him an 8, I still have chips. Or don't."
"That's what I have"
"Don't you trust the dealer?"
"I lived in NY for to long, I'm too paranoid. It's like an insta-call, right?"
"On a straight math basis..."
Phil Laak is the man. -
Posts: 112
Joined: Aug 11Jan 28th, 2012 (1/28/2012 11:35pm) in reply to mini bomberr
The sickest of the sick sickos
Calling things that are good "the nuts" in every day life..ie, "that book is the nuts"
Did you say all in?...Did he say all in?
How much more is it?(disappointed) -
Posts: 64
Joined: Sep 06Jan 29th, 2012 (1/29/2012 8:17pm) in reply to slidethebutton
lucky me!!, or 'coz its u', or woo!- at the start of the comeback followed usually by lookout! when u double to 5bbs, and a personal favourite 'better lucky than good'.. heard that once when someone was taking some heat for a badbeat and it stuck with me!
i am aware i aint coming off well here -
"OMG I absolutely HATE pocket jacks because I can never win with them. I honestly would rather have a lower pocket pair instead of always losing so much money when I get pocket jacks"
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OneM24
beer pong champion
Posts: 7,772
Joined: Dec 05Jan 30th, 2012 (1/30/2012 1:51pm) in reply to Leroy Wong
After open raising 10x in a cash game, and showing AA when everybody folds:
"You'll never get any action with that hand if you raise that much."
"I don't want anybody to call. I would rather just win it right there. I always get sucked out on with this hand."
"Welp..." -
"nice river"
Oh and last night I had somone moan about me 2 outering them...
I had 99 - they had KTs and I hit a 9 on the flop...
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"You deserve that because of your hairdo"- Brian Shapiro after hitting a runner-runner straight against Kevin Saul’s set of kings.
Skip to 3.03 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdwbOTI_iGA
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And he complained?? Jeeze get a life! (and a better haircut)
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ApesAreFun
Moderator/Euro Donk
Posts: 6,245
Joined: Aug 07Jan 30th, 2012 (1/30/2012 8:03pm) in reply to murkmanz
lol. What a fucking douchebag.Originally Posted by murkmanz
"You deserve that because of your hairdo"- Brian Shapiro after hitting a runner-runner straight against Kevin Saul’s set of kings.
Skip to 3.03 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdwbOTI_iGA
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Posts: 193
Joined: Jul 11Jan 30th, 2012 (1/30/2012 9:51pm) in reply to ApesAreFun
I thought he did it Like A BossOriginally Posted by ApesAreFun
lol. What a fucking douchebag.
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Posts: 2,328
Joined: May 11Feb 1st, 2012 (2/1/2012 5:58am) in reply to Liquid_Eyes
"idiot player" sends me right over the edge by guys who dont speak english that well
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Posts: 54
Joined: Dec 10Feb 1st, 2012 (2/1/2012 8:17am) in reply to RedIceRap
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbUse5jc330Originally Posted by RedIceRap
"full house?? .... I cant beat THAT!"
- "I thought you had pocket kings"
- "I almost thought I had you"
Pls someone put this epic clip in here -
Posts: 4,573
Joined: Jan 07Feb 2nd, 2012 (2/2/2012 7:21am) in reply to D_d_me_001
when youve been owning a guy all day, then he finally calls with 3 outs and hits - "I knew I'd get you eventually"
"good job on that -47% ROI"
"cmon, show it one time"
"sick, if I call you have the nuts, if I fold you show me a bluff" -
Posts: 248
Joined: Jan 10Feb 2nd, 2012 (2/2/2012 12:47pm) in reply to ScottBrewr99
(After Phil Laak shows durrrr his hand)
durrrr: "Isn't his hand dead?"
Phil Laak: "Nope. Not here in Sick Land."
"Every one of you guys is thinking lock the doors, but I'm letting you know these are fake doors and I can leave any time I want!" -
Posts: 774
Joined: Oct 07Feb 2nd, 2012 (2/2/2012 3:30pm) in reply to mini bomberr
Heard one of my all time favorites again yesterday. Guy called a turn shove in a cash game of 160 into a pot of 210 with the low end of a gut shot to crack QQ. Then slowrolled and said "sorry".
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poker news did this one:
pretty horribly done if you ask me, what a waste
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This
Originally Posted by peanut172
when some guy wins a pot off someone and says TY that tilts the hell out of me
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Posts: 47
Joined: Jan 11Feb 10th, 2012 (2/10/2012 3:09am) in reply to matze_widi
One thing I use to put some guys on Uber Tilt.
Edited By: wilmont Feb 10th, 2012 at 03:10 AM
When some donk sucks me out I say,
"Hey xxxx, read a book about you called DONK-Quixote! You still jousting windmills?"
Sends some guys over the edge! lol -
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Joined: Aug 09Feb 10th, 2012 (2/10/2012 6:43am) in reply to wilmont
I KNEW IT WAS COMING
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Posts: 4
Joined: Jul 10Feb 10th, 2012 (2/10/2012 2:09pm) in reply to rainmanrcp
"Last time" Donkey after getting the 4 times 3betted in a row
"GG, UL" Donkey reg playing out of his Bankroll suckouting u in 100r 13 left
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realcharder30
2012-05-25 03:59:46
@TheTmay @philgalfond so hard to say, reshoving a BTN open for 14bbs is a lot diff then reshoving a UTG open with 10bbs etc.
TheTmay
2012-05-25 03:57:20
@realcharder30 @roothlus @sbrounder @philgalfond I too am curious about this. But I guess it's profitable regardless?...
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2012-05-25 03:54:43
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2012-05-25 03:51:48
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realcharder30
2012-05-25 03:50:01
@TheTmay @Roothlus @sbrounder @philgalfond Do we even know how many BBs he reshoved or the positions?
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TheTmay
2012-05-25 03:48:34
@Roothlus @sbrounder @philgalfond it may be profitable but that doesn't mean optimal every time imo
ei8htyei8ht
2012-05-25 03:48:32
Anyone else having problems with TN this morning?
TheTmay
2012-05-25 03:47:47
@Roothlus @sbrounder @philgalfond disagree. If you have faint fold eq I like it. If u know 100% u have 0 FE and still have open shove FE..
Roothlus
2012-05-25 03:42:30
@justinbonomo if you could scoop this 100k up and go back to back that'd be great mmmkay.
Roothlus
2012-05-25 03:39:50
@steveodwyer you fkn sicko! get 'em tomorrow!
Roothlus
2012-05-25 03:36:59
@TheTmay @sbrounder @philgalfond ya duh but if he has no fold eq its def less than 15, thus profitable.
DPJ702
2012-05-25 03:35:05
RT @PUSHA_T: YEAAAH!!!!!!! http://t.co/U438zbcy
TheTmay
2012-05-25 03:34:55
@Roothlus @sbrounder @philgalfond that's dependent on m/how many bbs he has eh?
thedozza
2012-05-25 03:32:39
Yeahyeahyeah keepin' it reeeaaaal! RT @timpaget: @thedozza cheers big boy x
paulgees81
2012-05-25 03:32:20
@coreyburbick not sure how 2 read this
loreti29
2012-05-25 03:29:32
3rd for 2k ah welll can't complain
thedozza
2012-05-25 03:26:17
#Chaaaaching RT @SchmidtSting: @thedozza cheers budddddy!!
Roothlus
2012-05-25 03:25:20
@sbrounder @philgalfond because it's still a profitable play even without fold eq
FenwayKing
2012-05-25 03:13:45
RT @Firaldo87poker: @LewisRamos87 Same mate! Want to paint my self fluorescent and chase wild dogs round a beach!
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2012-05-25 03:11:49
Going thru old videos on my BB... Man, how times have changed. #keeponrolling
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2012-05-25 03:06:07
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2012-05-25 03:05:34
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2012-05-25 03:01:48
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sbrounder
2012-05-25 02:58:52
@PhilGalfond hey Phil, if you aren't deep enough to have fold equity, should you muck 44 there? I'm not being critical, just curious...
thedozza
2012-05-25 02:56:36
go on then.. #ff @porkhopexpress @thmattmak @ChAAnt_JC @CChattha @SchmidtSting @Starch_Jarvis @thehempy @LeBruce @griffyclyro @marcthevet
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2012-05-25 02:55:40
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2012-05-25 02:54:25
This movie "Drive" is actually really good.
CornellContra
2012-05-25 02:51:42
RT @BIGKRIT: I gotta do better with tweeting ....I apologize y'all just been locked in the studio
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2012-05-25 02:48:16
its a...lovely day to go blitzkrieg, isnt it? #cancer4cure
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2012-05-25 02:43:01
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2012-05-25 02:40:13
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2012-05-25 02:39:52
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2012-05-25 02:25:22
@melanieweisner i still gotta see that
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2012-05-25 02:24:30
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