Where do they find these guys?

pokerstars Game #3010197795: Tournament #14864440, Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2005/11/08 - 23:34:41 (ET)

Table '14864440 3' Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: splitter05 (4490 in chips)
Seat 2: Craftsy21 (3250 in chips)
Seat 3: Doak08 (900 in chips)
Seat 4: hoser14 (2495 in chips)
Seat 5: johnnyred4 (3800 in chips)
Seat 6: katyrix (2330 in chips)
Seat 7: OOOB11 (3340 in chips)
Seat 8: eastharbor (4235 in chips)
Seat 9: iaio (6430 in chips)
Craftsy21: posts small blind 50
Doak08: posts big blind 100

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to splitter05 [Kc Kh]

hoser14: folds
johnnyred4: folds
katyrix: folds
OOOB11: folds
eastharbor: folds
iaio: raises 200 to 300
splitter05: raises 700 to 1000
Craftsy21: folds
Doak08: folds
iaio: calls 700

*** FLOP *** [9s 5h Qc]
iaio: checks
splitter05: bets 1000
iaio: raises 1000 to 2000
splitter05: raises 1490 to 3490 and is all-in
iaio: calls 1490

*** TURN *** [9s 5h Qc] [Qd]
*** RIVER *** [9s 5h Qc Qd] [3s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***

iaio: shows [Kd Qh] (three of a kind, Queens)
splitter05: shows [Kc Kh] (two pair, Kings and Queens)

iaio collected 9130 from pot
Craftsy21 said, "wow"

*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 9130 | Rake 0
Board [9s 5h Qc Qd 3s]
Seat 1: splitter05 (button) showed [Kc Kh] and lost with two pair, Kings and Queens
Seat 2: Craftsy21 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: Doak08 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: hoser14 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: johnnyred4 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: katyrix folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: OOOB11 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: eastharbor folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: iaio showed [Kd Qh] and won (9130) with three of a kind, Queens