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  1. PearlJammer PearlJammer is offline

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    Mar 2nd, 2009 (3/2/2009 6:48pm)

    Only been playing a little while today...

    This is for 31st in $200 turbo...
    Full Tilt Poker Game #10931337190: Turbo $40K Guarantee (81342138), Table 3 - 500/1000 Ante 125 - No Limit Hold'em - 19:24:06 ET - 2009/03/02
    Seat 1: HB_HITMAN (23,617)
    Seat 2: I CaioPimenta I (23,072)
    Seat 3: Chong94 (18,307)
    Seat 5: ship hamilton (28,600)
    Seat 6: Jon Turner (14,537)
    HB_HITMAN antes 125
    I CaioPimenta I antes 125
    Chong94 antes 125
    ship hamilton antes 125
    Jon Turner antes 125
    HB_HITMAN posts the small blind of 500
    I CaioPimenta I posts the big blind of 1,000
    The button is in seat #6
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to Jon Turner [Ad Kh]
    Chong94 has 15 seconds left to act
    Chong94 folds
    ship hamilton folds
    Jon Turner raises to 14,412, and is all in
    HB_HITMAN has 15 seconds left to act
    HB_HITMAN folds
    I CaioPimenta I calls 13,412
    Jon Turner shows [Ad Kh]
    I CaioPimenta I shows [As 5d]
    *** FLOP *** [8d 9h 8c]
    *** TURN *** [8d 9h 8c] [5s]
    *** RIVER *** [8d 9h 8c 5s] [4h]
    Jon Turner shows a pair of Eights
    I CaioPimenta I shows two pair, Eights and Fives
    I CaioPimenta I wins the pot (29,949) with two pair, Eights and Fives
    Jon Turner: lol aments
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 29,949 | Rake 0
    Board: [8d 9h 8c 5s 4h]
    Seat 1: HB_HITMAN (small blind) folded before the Flop
    Seat 2: I CaioPimenta I (big blind) showed [As 5d] and won (29,949) with two pair, Eights and Fives
    Seat 3: Chong94 folded before the Flop
    Seat 5: ship hamilton folded before the Flop
    Seat 6: Jon Turner (button) showed [Ad Kh] and lost with a pair of Eights

    and this is, well... awesome missclick!

    Full Tilt Poker Game #10931612296: Satellite to $1K Monday (80022843), Table 2 - 40/80 - No Limit Hold'em - 19:39:45 ET - 2009/03/02
    Seat 1: HB_HITMAN (2,890)
    Seat 2: sccowboy (1,255)
    Seat 3: Jon Turner (1,610)
    Seat 4: dartz222 (1,525)
    Seat 5: VARICO (1,360)
    Seat 6: therookieqq9 (1,410)
    Seat 7: wmmcl (840)
    Seat 8: macqueen56 (875)
    Seat 9: dbones6 (1,365)
    Jon Turner posts the small blind of 40
    dartz222 posts the big blind of 80
    The button is in seat #2
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to Jon Turner [Td Th]
    VARICO has 15 seconds left to act
    VARICO calls 80
    therookieqq9 has 15 seconds left to act
    therookieqq9 folds
    wmmcl has 15 seconds left to act
    wmmcl folds
    macqueen56 raises to 875, and is all in
    dbones6 folds
    HB_HITMAN folds
    sccowboy folds
    Jon Turner raises to 1,610, and is all in
    dartz222 calls 1,445, and is all in
    VARICO folds
    Jon Turner shows [Td Th]
    dartz222 shows [3h 7d]
    macqueen56 shows [Ad Ks]
    Uncalled bet of 85 returned to Jon Turner
    *** FLOP *** [4s 7h Jd]
    *** TURN *** [4s 7h Jd] [Jc]
    *** RIVER *** [4s 7h Jd Jc] [7c]
    Jon Turner shows two pair, Jacks and Tens
    dartz222 shows a full house, Sevens full of Jacks
    dartz222 wins the side pot (1,300) with a full house, Sevens full of Jacks
    macqueen56 shows two pair, Jacks and Sevens
    dartz222 wins the main pot (2,705) with a full house, Sevens full of Jacks
    macqueen56 stands up
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 4,005 Main pot 2,705. Side pot 1,300. | Rake 0
    Board: [4s 7h Jd Jc 7c]
    Seat 1: HB_HITMAN didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 2: sccowboy (button) didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 3: Jon Turner (small blind) showed [Td Th] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Tens
    Seat 4: dartz222 (big blind) showed [3h 7d] and won (4,005) with a full house, Sevens full of Jacks
    Seat 5: VARICO folded before the Flop
    Seat 6: therookieqq9 didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 7: wmmcl didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 8: macqueen56 showed [Ad Ks] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Sevens
    Seat 9: dbones6 didn't bet (folded)

    ... and this one - he said afterward, I quote, "math says call there"

    Full Tilt Poker Game #10931824550: Satellite to $1K Monday (80022928), Table 3 - 60/120 - No Limit Hold'em - 19:51:51 ET - 2009/03/02
    Seat 1: Jon Turner (1,205)
    Seat 2: Snout (1,625)
    Seat 3: Brian Stevens (1,530)
    Seat 4: DrunkPPlaya (2,215)
    Seat 5: fisheater111 (2,600)
    Seat 6: NastyBeet (1,555)
    Seat 7: yaboystu (2,840)
    Seat 8: PXFACTOR (1,445)
    Seat 9: swd805 (1,354)
    PXFACTOR posts the small blind of 60
    swd805 posts the big blind of 120
    The button is in seat #7
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to Jon Turner [7c 7s]
    Jon Turner raises to 1,205, and is all in
    Snout folds
    Brian Stevens folds
    DrunkPPlaya folds
    fisheater111 folds
    NastyBeet folds
    yaboystu folds
    PXFACTOR folds
    swd805 calls 1,085
    Jon Turner shows [7c 7s]
    swd805 shows [4c Kd]
    *** FLOP *** [5c Qd Kh]
    *** TURN *** [5c Qd Kh] [8c]
    *** RIVER *** [5c Qd Kh 8c] [3c]
    Jon Turner shows a pair of Sevens
    Jon Turner: yea, that's +EV
    swd805 shows a pair of Kings
    swd805 wins the pot (2,470) with a pair of Kings
    Jon Turner: nice bounty
    Jon Turner stands up
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 2,470 | Rake 0
    Board: [5c Qd Kh 8c 3c]
    Seat 1: Jon Turner showed [7c 7s] and lost with a pair of Sevens
    Seat 2: Snout didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 3: Brian Stevens didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 4: DrunkPPlaya didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 5: fisheater111 didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 6: NastyBeet didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 7: yaboystu (button) didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 8: PXFACTOR (small blind) folded before the Flop
    Seat 9: swd805 (big blind) showed [4c Kd] and won (2,470) with a pair of Kings
    510 4
  2. dynamite d dynamite d is offline

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    Mar 2nd, 2009 (3/2/2009 7:39pm) in reply to PearlJammer

    Tough ones Jon.

    However, those beats are nothing new us low level players when you play against donks who don't have a clue.

    Will you outplay these type of players from time to time, YES, but we'll face more beats than wins vs. the clueless. You can't outplay them, only outdraw them.

    GL at the table!
  3. moman1965 moman1965 is offline

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    Mar 2nd, 2009 (3/2/2009 8:20pm) in reply to PearlJammer

    Jon it seems to me that by your comments that you would actually consider folding 37 off to 2 all ins. And you call yourself a poker player! You will never win folding monsters like 73 preflop!!
    And the math hand, he was getting almost 1 to 1 and NO WAY could you have a hand that has k 4 dominated!! LOL

    Thanks for making our micro donk grinder's lives a little better!!
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