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  1. let me on ub let me on ub is offline

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    Apr 1st, 2006 (4/1/2006 11:56pm)

    just lost 6 sngs in a row while leading taking bad beats in every one to get eliminated, all in heads up sngs...sux so badly...someone!! make me laugh!!
  2. snugglez88 snugglez88 is offline

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    Apr 2nd, 2006 (4/2/2006 12:08am) in reply to let me on ub

    you want to hear a joke?

    women's rights
     
  3. gank gank is offline 'tis always ganktober

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    Apr 2nd, 2006 (4/2/2006 12:09am) in reply to let me on ub

    How do you catch an elephant?

    A: Dig a big hole in the ground and fill it with ashes. Then put little green peas around the edge of the hole. Then, when the elephant comes to take a pea, you kick him in the ash hole!
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  4. DexterCain DexterCain is offline

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    Apr 2nd, 2006 (4/2/2006 12:10am) in reply to gank

    lol @ gank, WORST JOKE EVER, and amazingly still very funny
  5. randomfrost randomfrost is offline

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    Apr 2nd, 2006 (4/2/2006 12:11am) in reply to DexterCain

    Did you hear about the guy with the five penises?

    His pants fit like a glove
  6. let me on ub let me on ub is offline

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    Apr 2nd, 2006 (4/2/2006 12:12am) in reply to let me on ub

    haha thanks gank, that was pretty horrible joke, but so horrible made me laugh
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  7. MrH MrH is offline

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    Apr 2nd, 2006 (4/2/2006 12:13am) in reply to let me on ub

    Alright, here we go let--i hope it's not too late! :)

    Tipping the Dealer<a name="tippingdealer"> </a>
    A blackjack dealer and a player with a thirteen count in his hand were arguing about whether or not it was appropriate to tip the dealer.
    The player said, "When I get bad cards, it's not the dealer's fault. Accordingly, when I get good cards, the dealer obviously had nothing to do with it so, why should I tip him?"
    The dealer said, "When you eat out do you tip the waiter?"
    "Yes."
    "Well then, he serves you food, I'm serving you cards so you should tip me."

    "Okay, but, the waiter gives me what I ask for. I'll take an eight.
  8. MrH MrH is offline

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    Apr 2nd, 2006 (4/2/2006 12:15am) in reply to MrH

    oops, my screen didnt refresh, looks like gank took care of you! :)
  9. let me on ub let me on ub is offline

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    Apr 2nd, 2006 (4/2/2006 12:16am) in reply to let me on ub

    haha
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  10. let me on ub let me on ub is offline

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    Apr 2nd, 2006 (4/2/2006 12:16am) in reply to let me on ub

    F poker, im gona play some snood...
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  11. Johnny 53 Johnny 53 is offline

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    Apr 2nd, 2006 (4/2/2006 12:28am) in reply to let me on ub

    A horse walks into a bar....... the bar tender says ... why the long face?
  12. rivverkiller rivverkiller is offline

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    Apr 2nd, 2006 (4/2/2006 12:38am) in reply to Johnny 53

    http://www.pocketfives.com/769A4372-...9DE2A3E95.aspx

    http://www.pocketfives.com/5169DEC0-...6EC985522.aspx

    Chuck norris cures all that ails!
     
  13. PUNKASSTEXAN PUNKASSTEXAN is offline

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    Apr 2nd, 2006 (4/2/2006 12:39am) in reply to let me on ub

    KNOCK KNOCK.....WHOS'S THERE? LITTLE BOY BLUE.....LITTLE BOY BLUE WHO?.....MICHAEL JACKSON
  14. sherlock37 sherlock37 is offline

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    Apr 2nd, 2006 (4/2/2006 12:53am) in reply to PUNKASSTEXAN

    A husband is feeling frisky, so he nudges his wife. She says not tonight honey, I have a gynacologist appointment tomorrow and I want to be fresh. Frustrated, he rolls over. He thinks, nudges her again and says: " do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow?"
  15. let me on ub let me on ub is offline

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    Apr 2nd, 2006 (4/2/2006 1:07am) in reply to let me on ub

    haha thats a good one!!! lolol
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  16. misterizx misterizx is offline

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    Apr 2nd, 2006 (4/2/2006 1:30am) in reply to gank

    Gank, you stole that joke. The way it goes is . If you want to catch a polar bear you cut a hole in the ice and poor a can of peas around the edge, when the bear comes to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole
  17. DexterCain DexterCain is offline

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    Apr 2nd, 2006 (4/2/2006 1:39am) in reply to let me on ub

    LOL i think sherlock wins.
  18. sherlock37 sherlock37 is offline

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    Apr 2nd, 2006 (4/2/2006 7:58pm) in reply to DexterCain

    sweet what do I win???
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