Both of these literally happened within 5 minutes of each other, to the same guy.

Full Tilt Poker Game #8291249292: $17,500 Guarantee (62962202), Table 27 - 120/240 Ante 25 - No Limit Hold'em - 15:23:59 ET - 2008/09/30
Seat 1: buchinho (14,622)
Seat 2: pokerzwerg (12,336)
Seat 3: cydnie (13,427)
Seat 4: V _ 8 _ 9 (13,825)
Seat 5: DONTLIKEJOLINGS (7,102)
Seat 6: DannyMac31 (7,075)
buchinho antes 25
pokerzwerg antes 25
cydnie antes 25
V _ 8 _ 9 antes 25
DONTLIKEJOLINGS antes 25
DannyMac31 antes 25
DONTLIKEJOLINGS posts the small blind of 120
DannyMac31 posts the big blind of 240
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to DannyMac31 [As Ad]
buchinho folds
pokerzwerg folds
cydnie folds
V _ 8 _ 9 raises to 600
DONTLIKEJOLINGS folds
DannyMac31 has 15 seconds left to act
DannyMac31 raises to 1,485
V _ 8 _ 9 has 15 seconds left to act
V _ 8 _ 9 raises to 13,800, and is all in
DannyMac31 has 15 seconds left to act
DannyMac31 has requested TIME
DannyMac31 calls 5,565, and is all in
V _ 8 _ 9 shows [Ah 7s]
DannyMac31 shows [As Ad]
Uncalled bet of 6,750 returned to V _ 8 _ 9
*** FLOP *** [2c Qs Tc]
*** TURN *** [2c Qs Tc] [3h]
DONTLIKEJOLINGS: lol
*** RIVER *** [2c Qs Tc 3h] [5d]
V _ 8 _ 9: ??????????????????????????????????????
V _ 8 _ 9 shows Ace Queen high
DannyMac31 shows a pair of Aces
DannyMac31 wins the pot (14,370) with a pair of Aces
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 14,370 | Rake 0
Board: [2c Qs Tc 3h 5d]
Seat 1: buchinho folded before the Flop
Seat 2: pokerzwerg folded before the Flop
Seat 3: cydnie folded before the Flop
Seat 4: V _ 8 _ 9 (button) showed [Ah 7s] and lost with Ace Queen high
Seat 5: DONTLIKEJOLINGS (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: DannyMac31 (big blind) showed [As Ad] and won (14,370) with a pair of Aces

AND THEN....

Full Tilt Poker Game #8291415614: $17,500 Guarantee (62962202), Table 27 - 200/400 Ante 50 - No Limit Hold'em - 15:38:02 ET - 2008/09/30
Seat 1: buchinho (13,957)
Seat 2: pokerzwerg (7,081)
Seat 3: cydnie (14,367)
Seat 4: V _ 8 _ 9 (17,150)
Seat 5: DONTLIKEJOLINGS (4,907)
Seat 6: DannyMac31 (10,925)
buchinho antes 50
pokerzwerg antes 50
cydnie antes 50
V _ 8 _ 9 antes 50
DONTLIKEJOLINGS antes 50
DannyMac31 antes 50
DONTLIKEJOLINGS posts the small blind of 200
DannyMac31 posts the big blind of 400
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to DannyMac31 [Ad As]
buchinho folds
pokerzwerg folds
cydnie raises to 1,200
V _ 8 _ 9 has 15 seconds left to act
V _ 8 _ 9 calls 1,200
DONTLIKEJOLINGS folds
DannyMac31 raises to 4,800
cydnie folds
V _ 8 _ 9 raises to 17,100, and is all in
DannyMac31 has 15 seconds left to act
DannyMac31 has requested TIME
DannyMac31 calls 6,075, and is all in
V _ 8 _ 9 shows [7c 7s]
DannyMac31 shows [Ad As]
Uncalled bet of 6,225 returned to V _ 8 _ 9
*** FLOP *** [2h 8c Ts]
*** TURN *** [2h 8c Ts] [3d]
*** RIVER *** [2h 8c Ts 3d] [Jc]
V _ 8 _ 9 shows a pair of Sevens
DannyMac31 shows a pair of Aces
DannyMac31 wins the pot (23,450) with a pair of Aces
DONTLIKEJOLINGS: lol
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 23,450 | Rake 0
Board: [2h 8c Ts 3d Jc]
Seat 1: buchinho folded before the Flop
Seat 2: pokerzwerg folded before the Flop
Seat 3: cydnie folded before the Flop
Seat 4: V _ 8 _ 9 (button) showed [7c 7s] and lost with a pair of Sevens
Seat 5: DONTLIKEJOLINGS (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: DannyMac31 (big blind) showed [Ad As] and won (23,450) with a pair of Aces

Yeah somehow I held both times.

GL TO ALL IN GANKTOBER

 

Originally Posted by RATE615

Ganktober is quite possibly the gayest thing of all time.

Agreed.

danny mac fails with this one

IMO your just a cock for doing this

there is no crying in poker. there shouldnt be a time button if i cant slowroll. shouldnt play poker if u cant hang imo.

 

Originally Posted by DannyMac31

there is no crying in poker. there shouldnt be a time button if i cant slowroll. shouldnt play poker if u cant hang imo.

Well there would be crying if u did this to some1 in a live game and he beat the living shit out of you.

 

Originally Posted by DannyMac31

there is no crying in poker. there shouldnt be a time button if i cant slowroll. shouldnt play poker if u cant hang imo.

dude WTF

Its crazy that slowrolling became acceptable for a lot of people just because some pothead hippie told everyone it was cool.

Just cuz the Bills are undefeated now Danny, doesn't mean it's time to let our dkks hang out.....keep it tucked in for now....

 

Originally Posted by truesyalose

I used to hate the slowroll but DannyMac has showed me the way. You are a pimp and all but change the name to something other than gayass Ganktober. At least name it after someone who has a positive roi online.

Trues owns

/thread

i would love to see someone jump across the table in al ive game cuz of a slow roll. when we r at a live tourny together just tell me u r p5 and ill be sure to slow roll u. and good luck trying to fight me. and ya the bills r 4-0 i cant help myself some times............... almost forgot FREE LOCKDOWNPOKAH!!!!!!!!!!!

wowwww, how did A7 get his chips back to dump to you agin?? dmac ftw