[Counting Bodies]

sigh sucks this thread is going to be locked soon :(((((((

[DrDankRx23]

 

Originally Posted by SJUHawks18

Sounds like Leonard here is still a little salty from FSU's loss to VA Tech... Might want to work on better ways to control your emotions

Touché ...

[The Lab Rat]

Dipthrong

[kleath]

 

Originally Posted by DrDankRx23

Kinda the point of threads don't you think nut hugger? Or are dipthrongs balls too far down your mouth for you to see that?

youve got some fucking dolty anger issues you dolty clownbag go sit in the showers and think about your dolty rage you dolty uns00tedj0ker

[random.chu The People's Troll]

 

Originally Posted by DrDankRx23

Kinda the point of threads don't you think nut hugger? Or are dipthrongs balls too far down your mouth for you to see that?

tbh i think it would really depend on how dipthrong was mounting my face in order to determine whether vision would be impaired

personally, i feel that if he took a traditional squatting dog pose, ones immediate vision would have minimal obstruction, however some peripheral vision may be sacrificed.

alternatively, if dipthrong decided to try something less orthodox, such as the reverse kanga, one would have the immediate issue of dipthrong's member. without knowing dipthrong's reproductive organs intimately, i'm going to assume that, unless freakishly cold, vision would be somewhat impaired. Edited By: random.chu Dec 7th, 2010 at 11:07 AM

[DaManWidUrChips]

^^^

 

Originally Posted by random.chu

tbh i think it would really depend on how dipthrong was mounting my face in order to determine whether vision would be impaired

personally, i feel that if he took a traditional squatting dog pose, ones immediate vision would have minimal obstruction, however some peripheral vision may be sacrificed.

alternatively, if dipthrong decided to try something less orthodox, such as the reverse kanga, one would have the immediate issue of dipthrong's member. without knowing dipthrong's reproductive organs intimately, i'm going to assume that, unless freakishly cold, vision would be somewhat impaired.

pretty accurate imo Edited By: DaManWidUrChips Dec 7th, 2010 at 11:12 AM

[madman215]

Really?

[Artie Party]

on the final table bubble of the stars $55 freezeout 40k and first place does not even get me out of makeup!

pokerstars Game #54067537137: Tournament #343010685, $50+$5 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XXIII (5000/10000) - 2010/12/10 23:07:47 ET
Table '343010685 43' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 2: UCFMIKE (270624 in chips)
Seat 6: timfbmx (382496 in chips)
Seat 7: H0LLERRR (357136 in chips)
Seat 8: rocha79 (252044 in chips)
Seat 9: Mondayafter (363258 in chips)
UCFMIKE: posts the ante 1000
timfbmx: posts the ante 1000
H0LLERRR: posts the ante 1000
rocha79: posts the ante 1000
Mondayafter: posts the ante 1000
Mondayafter: posts small blind 5000
UCFMIKE: posts big blind 10000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to H0LLERRR [Ts 3h]
timfbmx: folds
H0LLERRR: raises 12666 to 22666
rocha79: folds
Mondayafter: folds
UCFMIKE: calls 12666
*** FLOP *** [Kh Jh 9c]
UCFMIKE: checks
H0LLERRR: bets 27555
UCFMIKE: raises 27555 to 55110
H0LLERRR: raises 278360 to 333470 and is all-in
UCFMIKE: calls 191848 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (86512) returned to H0LLERRR
*** TURN *** [Kh Jh 9c] [Qd]
*** RIVER *** [Kh Jh 9c Qd] [2h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
UCFMIKE: shows [Td Qc] (a straight, Nine to King)
H0LLERRR: shows [Ts 3h] (a straight, Nine to King)
UCFMIKE collected 274624 from pot
H0LLERRR collected 274624 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 549248 | Rake 0
Board [Kh Jh 9c Qd 2h]
Seat 2: UCFMIKE (big blind) showed [Td Qc] and won (274624) with a straight, Nine to King
Seat 6: timfbmx folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: H0LLERRR showed [Ts 3h] and won (274624) with a straight, Nine to King
Seat 8: rocha79 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Mondayafter (small blind) folded before Flop

[nw25th]

I'm honestly confused.

[IOnlyNeed1Out]

Gutter tie when caught red-handed ftw Edited By: IOnlyNeed1Out Dec 11th, 2010 at 09:04 AM

[MDG0RD0N]

 

Originally Posted by Artie [externalurl=http://www.pocketfives.com/visit/party-poker

party[/externalurl];5941524]...and first place does not even get me out of makeup!

I wonder why... Edited By: MDG0RD0N Dec 11th, 2010 at 09:30 AM
Reason: getting my troll on

[taypaur]

ur such fucking percs

[TDG1682]

Is 2 outers running more crazy for the holidays on Full Tilt or is it just my turn for a little bit. Here is the last hand...it made me hurt, oops I mean hurl!

FullTiltPoker Game #26381939289: Mercury, Entry #1 - $0.25/$0.50 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:30:28 ET - 2010/12/13
Seat 1: AAKKiller13 ($18)
Seat 2: UrbanCoyote ($50)
Seat 3: Texkubs ($27.45)
Seat 4: Beavis_Are ($57.80)
Seat 5: tdg1682 ($45.85)
Seat 6: renedrou ($89.95)
Seat 7: xxJohn316xx ($52)
Seat 8: 9clubs9diamonds ($45.10)
Seat 9: Rdysn5 ($50)
Rdysn5 posts the small blind of $0.25
AAKKiller13 posts the big blind of $0.50
The button is in seat #8
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to tdg1682 [Td Tc]
UrbanCoyote folds
Texkubs has 8 seconds left to act
Texkubs folds
Beavis_Are folds
tdg1682 has 8 seconds left to act
tdg1682 raises to $1.50
renedrou folds
xxJohn316xx folds
9clubs9diamonds folds
Rdysn5 has 15 seconds left to act
Rdysn5 has requested TIME
Rdysn5 raises to $5.50
AAKKiller13 folds
tdg1682 calls $4
*** FLOP *** [4h 8d Ts]
Rdysn5 has 15 seconds left to act
Rdysn5 has requested TIME
Rdysn5 bets $6
tdg1682 raises to $15
Rdysn5 has 15 seconds left to act
Rdysn5 has requested TIME
Rdysn5 raises to $44.50, and is all in
tdg1682 calls $25.35, and is all in
Rdysn5 shows [Ah As]
tdg1682 shows [Td Tc]
Uncalled bet of $4.15 returned to Rdysn5
*** TURN *** [4h 8d Ts] [5d]

You Ready for this????

Are you sure your Ready????


Ok, here it comes....

*** RIVER *** [4h 8d Ts 5d] [Ac]
Rdysn5 shows three of a kind, Aces
tdg1682 shows three of a kind, Tens
Rdysn5 wins the pot ($89.20) with three of a kind, Aces
*** SUMMARY ***
Duration 75s
Total pot $92.20 | Rake $3
Board: [4h 8d Ts 5d Ac]
Seat 1: AAKKiller13 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: UrbanCoyote didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: Texkubs didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: Beavis_Are didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: tdg1682 showed [Td Tc] and lost with three of a kind, Tens
Seat 6: renedrou didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: xxJohn316xx didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: 9clubs9diamonds (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: Rdysn5 (small blind) showed [Ah As] and won ($89.20) with three of a kind, Aces

It just seems that I have been seeing more hands like then usual like this...I was wondering if anybody else has noticed this too?

[RazorFish00]

I also have been running like a piece of crap but can't complain too much just have to keep my head down and plug along

[nw25th]

Grammar..."Are" two outers....stay in school kids....

[sirbetsalot]

fold pre

[R.J_Legit]

FTP is rigged.
Old news.

[Goldenad]

'tis the season

[Folderol]

Switch to PStars - it works in your favor:


pokerstars Game #54330197876: Tournament #344010863, $10+$1 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level IX (200/400) - 2010/12/15 21:21:07 ET
Table '344010863 179' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: smooth_01 (15801 in chips)
Seat 3: 1_MAOA_1 (4737 in chips)
Seat 4: malleebull (3930 in chips)
Seat 5: tulsapoker1 (37715 in chips)
Seat 6: buyrum (11350 in chips)
Seat 7: thecoroner1 (14961 in chips)
Seat 8: Folderol (23346 in chips)
Seat 9: DrummerBoyAK (8240 in chips)
smooth_01: posts the ante 50
1_MAOA_1: posts the ante 50
malleebull: posts the ante 50
tulsapoker1: posts the ante 50
buyrum: posts the ante 50
thecoroner1: posts the ante 50
Folderol: posts the ante 50
DrummerBoyAK: posts the ante 50
malleebull: posts small blind 200
tulsapoker1: posts big blind 400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Folderol [Qs Qh]
buyrum: raises 635 to 1035
thecoroner1: folds
Folderol: raises 2965 to 4000
DrummerBoyAK: folds
smooth_01: folds
1_MAOA_1: folds
malleebull: folds
tulsapoker1: folds
buyrum: raises 7300 to 11300 and is all-in
bundesmiro is connected
Folderol: calls 7300
*** FLOP *** [Jd Kc 5h]
*** TURN *** [Jd Kc 5h] [6h]
*** RIVER *** [Jd Kc 5h 6h] [Qc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
buyrum: shows [Ah As] (a pair of Aces)
Folderol: shows [Qs Qh] (three of a kind, Queens)
Folderol collected 23600 from pot
buyrum finished the tournament in 661st place
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 23600 | Rake 0
Board [Jd Kc 5h 6h Qc]
Seat 1: smooth_01 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: 1_MAOA_1 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: malleebull (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: tulsapoker1 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: buyrum showed [Ah As] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 7: thecoroner1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Folderol showed [Qs Qh] and won (23600) with three of a kind, Queens
Seat 9: DrummerBoyAK folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[drgnarn]

fulltilt needs to fix their rng, i been saying this for months

[booser]

Do you think poker is a difficult game?

[YOMAXX]

 

Originally Posted by booser

Do you think poker is a difficult game?

You had 15 posts before this, now I know why...

[chk_blaze]

 

Originally Posted by YOMAXX

You had 15 posts before this, now I know why...

What does that even mean? Dick.


OP, yea poker is way too difficult. It takes a rare strain of bud for me to find a profitable session these days playing MTTs

[downbylaw11]

its supposed to be. thats why so many people fail at it

[chk_blaze]

 

Originally Posted by downbylaw11

its supposed to be. thats why so many people fail at it

Poker isn't suppose to be anything. The difficulty of the game is dictated by your ability to take advantage of others weaknesses, and vice versa. Certainly there are other difficulties (ie variance, br management, physical/mental health, improving, etc), but these are not inherently 'difficult'.

If you like to get very deep with your thoughts and shit, compare poker to a global economy. It is a zero sum game. There will be losers, and there will be winners. If there were no losers, then there would not be able to be winners. The only way to rise amongst others is to think more strategically, and be aware of what is going on around you

[random.chu The People's Troll]

ez game

[wilLplay4mOnies]

poker is easy, connect4, now that's a challenge

[downbylaw11]

*facepalm* time to take another 6 month break from pd

[The Degeneret]

Just click buttons and win. Seems easy enough to me

[YOMAXX]

 

Originally Posted by chk_blaze

What does that even mean? Dick.

OP, yea poker is way too difficult. It takes a rare strain of bud for me to find a profitable session these days playing MTTs

You two must have held hands on the back of that short cheese "dick"...