I never post these, but these two were particularly sick as they were in large field Sunday tourneys, occurred close to the money in one case and happened within two minutes of each other on two different sites.

FTP tourney is 2K FTP (points) tourney where I had built a 13K stack with the blinds at 80/160 only to lose two races before that hand to get down to 4K and the Stars tourney is the Sunday 1/4 million, which I finally collected my first cash on in 20+ tries last week. Both hands seem incredibly standard to me, which is why this is definitely a bad beat/ridiculous cooler post.

pokerstars Game #29630237172: Tournament #171772157, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level VI (100/200) - 2009/06/21 16:24:08 ET
Table '171772157 1052' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: sebengabi (6190 in chips)
Seat 2: Demian56 (3605 in chips)
Seat 3: Stupor_Mundi (7960 in chips)
Seat 4: pooyan (2850 in chips)
Seat 7: 8ballcol (11460 in chips)
Seat 8: ken1940 (1105 in chips)
Seat 9: warren8023 (4640 in chips)
warren8023: posts small blind 100
sebengabi: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Stupor_Mundi [5s 5c]
Demian56: folds
Stupor_Mundi: calls 200
pooyan: folds
BLOODY_PAWS is connected
cabbas4 is connected
8ballcol: raises 600 to 800
ken1940: folds
warren8023: calls 700
sebengabi: folds
Stupor_Mundi: calls 600
*** FLOP *** [3d Qd 5h]
warren8023: bets 600
Stupor_Mundi: calls 600 (could have shoved here, I guess given the board)
8ballcol: raises 1200 to 1800
warren8023: raises 2040 to 3840 and is all-in
Stupor_Mundi: raises 3320 to 7160 and is all-in
8ballcol: calls 5360
*** TURN *** [3d Qd 5h] [Kd]
*** RIVER *** [3d Qd 5h Kd] [8h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Stupor_Mundi: shows [5s 5c] (three of a kind, Fives)
8ballcol: shows [Qc Qh] (three of a kind, Queens)
8ballcol collected 6640 from side pot
warren8023: shows [Td Ad] (a flush, Ace high)
warren8023 collected 14120 from main pot
Full Tilt Poker Game #12950012035: FTP Turbo $100K (95234099), Table 53 - 200/400 Ante 50 - No Limit Hold'em - 16:24:13 ET - 2009/06/21
Seat 1: 4550 (6,935)
Seat 2: jgame99 (4,270)
Seat 3: emitremus (9,055)
Seat 4: Stupor_Mundi (4,073)
Seat 5: gutshot2221 (26,840)
Seat 6: GMEN99 (6,610)
Seat 7: sixthsense84 (2,560)
Seat 8: Abelha_ (5,005), is sitting out
Seat 9: The Professor31 (1,388)
4550 antes 50
jgame99 antes 50
emitremus antes 50
Stupor_Mundi antes 50
gutshot2221 antes 50
GMEN99 antes 50
sixthsense84 antes 50
Abelha_ antes 50
The Professor31 antes 50
gutshot2221 posts the small blind of 200
GMEN99 posts the big blind of 400
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Stupor_Mundi [Ks As]
sixthsense84 folds
Abelha_ folds
The Professor31 folds
4550 folds
jgame99 raises to 4,220, and is all in
emitremus folds
Stupor_Mundi calls 4,023, and is all in
gutshot2221 folds
GMEN99 folds
jgame99 shows [Td Ac]
Stupor_Mundi shows [Ks As]
Uncalled bet of 197 returned to jgame99
*** FLOP *** [6c 6s Kh]
*** TURN *** [6c 6s Kh] [Qh]
*** RIVER *** [6c 6s Kh Qh] [Jh]
jgame99 shows a straight, Ace high
Stupor_Mundi shows two pair, Kings and Sixes
jgame99 wins the pot (9,096) with a straight, Ace high
Stupor_Mundi stands up