just epic

Dealer: socrates555 shows [Ac Qd]
Dealer: claudio jet shows [3h Qh]
Dealer: larryl3g3nd shows two pair, Aces and Jacks
Dealer: claudio jet shows a straight, Ace high
Dealer: claudio jet wins the side pot (3,660) with a straight, Ace high
Dealer: socrates555 shows a straight, Ace high
Dealer: socrates555 ties for the main pot (3,855) with a straight, Ace high
Dealer: claudio jet ties for the main pot (3,855) with a straight, Ace high
Dealer: socrates555 has been disconnected
Tournament Director: The blinds are now 80/160
Dealer: Hand #27938068423
Dealer: socrates555 has reconnected
Dealer: zdubbs22 has 15 seconds left to act
larryl3g3nd: WHAT A MOTHER FCKING GOD DAMN &&%% SUCKING MOTHER &%!!ING JOKE
larryl3g3nd: @#$! YOU FTP
Dealer: socrates555 has been disconnected
Dealer: socrates555 has reconnected
Dealer: larryl3g3nd has 15 seconds left to act
System: The Turbo $5K Guarantee (Cashout) ($100+$9 NL Hold'em) will be starting in 8 minutes.
larryl3g3nd: I HOPE YOU GET RAPED BY RABID DOGS YOU #&&!ING %%$# SUCKKERS
Dealer: claudio jet has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: Trevydawg300 shows [Js Jd]
Dealer: DEAD MONEYAK shows [Qs Ah]
Dealer: Trevydawg300 shows three of a kind, Jacks
Dealer: DEAD MONEYAK shows a pair of Aces
Dealer: Trevydawg300 wins the pot (4,440) with three of a kind, Jacks
Dealer: Hand #27938103491
larryl3g3nd: SUCH A MOTHER &$#$ING JOKE YOU GOTTA KEEP THOSE $#$@ING RETARD POOR &%&#ING BRAZILIANS PL;AYING SOMEHOW I SUPPOSE
dyls25: you were behind pre flop and on the flop, you caught a lucky turn then lost on the river
Dealer: larryl3g3nd has 15 seconds left to act
[SIZE="3"]larryl3g3nd: AND KEEP US HARD WORKING !%%#ING JOB HAVING AMERICANS DEPOSITIING...SMART BUSINESS I GUESS[/SIZE]
Dealer: mmt0315 wins the pot (400)
Dealer: Hand #27938125680
Dealer: Trevydawg300 has 15 seconds left to act
dyls25: nice theory I like it
Dealer: seeujimmy has 15 seconds left to act
System: The $1,500 Guarantee ($3+$0.30 PL Omaha Hi) will be starting in 6 minutes.
Dealer: seeujimmy shows [Qh Ah]
Dealer: claudio jet shows [As Ac]
Dealer: seeujimmy shows a pair of Kings
Dealer: claudio jet shows two pair, Aces and Kings
Dealer: claudio jet wins the pot (8,720) with two pair, Aces and Kings
Dealer: Hand #27938156628
Dealer: claudio jet has won a $2 knockout bounty for eliminating seeujimmy
Dealer: seeujimmy finishes in 1371st place
[SIZE="2"]larryl3g3nd: WELL I MEAN IT MAKES SENSE...LET THE POOR #$%#ING RETARDS WIN ALL THE MONEY AND THE PEOPLE WITH JOBS WITH KEEP DEPOING AND PLAYING[/SIZE]
Dealer: larryl3g3nd has 15 seconds left to act
larryl3g3nd: ITS SO OBV
larryl3g3nd: LOOOL
larryl3g3nd: I MEAN YOU LET GUYS LIKE CLAUDIO JET WIN CAUSE HE PRY IS LIVING ON A DIRT FLOOR AND $&!%TING IN A BUCKET.....AND THEN A GUY LIKE ME WHO MAKES $150K A YEAR JUST LOSE AND DEPO BECAUSE I CAN AFFORD IT
larryl3g3nd: IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE

and now his quintessence:

larryl3g3nd: IF YOU LIVE IN A 3RD WORLD COUNTRY CALL BECAUSE YOU WILL WIN