PokerStars Game #35025200321: Tournament #208702958, $1.00+$0.10 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XXVIII (3500/7000) - 2009/11/07 2:07:00 ET
Table '208702958 57' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: V0nVenema (9433 in chips)
Seat 2: hoopjones (81650 in chips)
Seat 3: Dazza143 (156124 in chips)
Seat 4: TBHamstring (118543 in chips)
Seat 5: ikelos (82091 in chips)
Seat 6: zhangyi (36448 in chips)
Seat 7: Joe Joe Cash (102143 in chips)
Seat 8: TpocketT (131863 in chips)
Seat 9: jeffownsyou (32055 in chips)
V0nVenema: posts the ante 875
hoopjones: posts the ante 875
Dazza143: posts the ante 875
TBHamstring: posts the ante 875
ikelos: posts the ante 875
zhangyi: posts the ante 875
Joe Joe Cash: posts the ante 875
TpocketT: posts the ante 875
jeffownsyou: posts the ante 875
zhangyi: posts small blind 3500
Joe Joe Cash: posts big blind 7000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to TpocketT [Kh Kd]
TpocketT: raises 7000 to 14000
jeffownsyou: folds
V0nVenema: calls 8558 and is all-in
hoopjones: folds
Dazza143: folds
TBHamstring: raises 14000 to 28000
ikelos: folds
zhangyi: folds
Joe Joe Cash: calls 21000
TpocketT: raises 42000 to 70000
TBHamstring: calls 42000
Joe Joe Cash: calls 42000
*** FLOP *** [9c 3d 4s]
Joe Joe Cash: checks
TpocketT: bets 60988 and is all-in
TBHamstring: calls 47668 and is all-in
Joe Joe Cash: folds
Uncalled bet (13320) returned to TpocketT
*** TURN *** [9c 3d 4s] [Tc]
*** RIVER *** [9c 3d 4s Tc] [8d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
TpocketT: shows [Kh Kd] (a pair of Kings)
TBHamstring: shows [Ts Td] (three of a kind, Tens)
TBHamstring collected 279662 from side pot
V0nVenema: shows [6c 6d] (a pair of Sixes)
TpocketT said, "are u"
TBHamstring collected 45607 from main pot
TpocketT said, "ai"
TpocketT said, "****ing"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 325269 Main pot 45607. Side pot 279662. | Rake 0
Board [9c 3d 4s Tc 8d]
Seat 1: V0nVenema showed [6c 6d] and lost with a pair of Sixes
Seat 2: hoopjones folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Dazza143 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: TBHamstring showed [Ts Td] and won (325269) with three of a kind, Tens
Seat 5: ikelos (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: zhangyi (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: Joe Joe Cash (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 8: TpocketT showed [Kh Kd] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 9: jeffownsyou folded before Flop (didn't bet)

I got 3rd in the other 1r turbo today btw... this was deep in the 2nd one. jesus fucking christ.

If it makes you feel any better, I got fucked with K9 the other day too. Bubble on a $5 SNG. I was knocked out in fourth like this:

Me: AA on button

UTG Raises 3x, folded to cutoff who raises him min, I shove, UTG calls, cutoff folds.

We show our cards.

Flop: K9K

Turn: Blank

River: Blank

Me: FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKKK.

Full Tilt Poker Game #16379083412: Early Double - B (120839434), Table 56 - 150/300 Ante 25 - No Limit Hold'em - 18:12:54 ET - 2009/11/28
Seat 1: assassino85 (5,024)
Seat 2: Blaahjelm (11,769)
Seat 3: Big Sam27 (11,370)
Seat 4: charpley (14,660)
Seat 5: CAWaves (14,689)
Seat 6: amerdita (7,322)
Seat 7: TpocketT (9,114)
Seat 8: nirvana2126 (5,226)
Seat 9: fuzzidrawers (4,139)
assassino85 antes 25
Blaahjelm antes 25
Big Sam27 antes 25
charpley antes 25
CAWaves antes 25
amerdita antes 25
TpocketT antes 25
nirvana2126 antes 25
fuzzidrawers antes 25
assassino85 posts the small blind of 150
Blaahjelm posts the big blind of 300
The button is in seat #9
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to TpocketT [Ac 9h]
Big Sam27 folds
charpley folds
CAWaves folds
amerdita folds
TpocketT raises to 788
nirvana2126 folds
Blaahjelm: didnt consider he ddint go broke :p
fuzzidrawers has 15 seconds left to act
fuzzidrawers folds
Blaahjelm: playing several tables myself
assassino85 calls 638
Blaahjelm calls 488
*** FLOP *** [9c Jc Tc]
assassino85 has 15 seconds left to act
assassino85 bets 4,211, and is all in
Blaahjelm folds
TpocketT calls 4,211
assassino85 shows [Ad Kc]
TpocketT shows [Ac 9h]
*** TURN *** [9c Jc Tc] [Qh]
*** RIVER *** [9c Jc Tc Qh] [7s]
assassino85 shows a straight, Ace high
TpocketT shows a pair of Nines
assassino85 wins the pot (11,011) with a straight, Ace high
charpley: if you have more chips i fold tho
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 11,011 | Rake 0
Board: [9c Jc Tc Qh 7s]
Seat 1: assassino85 (small blind) showed [Ad Kc] and won (11,011) with a straight, Ace high
Seat 2: Blaahjelm (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 3: Big Sam27 folded before the Flop
Seat 4: charpley folded before the Flop
Seat 5: CAWaves folded before the Flop
Seat 6: amerdita folded before the Flop
Seat 7: TpocketT showed [Ac 9h] and lost with a pair of Nines
Seat 8: nirvana2126 folded before the Flop
Seat 9: fuzzidrawers (button) folded before the Flop