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Funniest Theory's You've Heard About Online Poker

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  1. H n F R Mangos H n F R Mangos is offline

    Saint Louis, MO
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    May 14th, 2008 (5/14/2008 6:32pm)

    My friend swears by:

    The Big Stack Postulate-

    When a small stack pushes all-in in a tournament, the big stack can call with any two and wins everytime.
  2. Wear Wear is offline

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    May 14th, 2008 (5/14/2008 6:34pm) in reply to H n F R Mangos

    its not rigged
  3. tmleafs1967 tmleafs1967 is offline

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    May 14th, 2008 (5/14/2008 6:34pm) in reply to H n F R Mangos

    The Big Stack Postulate-

    ^^^^ True Statement...
  4. bef99hwk bef99hwk is offline

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    May 14th, 2008 (5/14/2008 6:35pm) in reply to tmleafs1967

    Heard something that somewhat makes sense today.....It's rigged but everyone has the same advantage. Thought about it awhile and it makes sense....shit is just too coincidental but we are always in those spots one way or another and we get both sides of it.
  5. needmoney needmoney is offline

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    May 14th, 2008 (5/14/2008 7:01pm) in reply to bef99hwk

    totally agree with bef99
  6. Gettin Daize Gettin Daize is offline

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    May 14th, 2008 (5/14/2008 7:21pm) in reply to needmoney

    all of its a fuckin joke, the same luck fucks win everything
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  7. 20_lb_stack 20_lb_stack is offline

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    May 14th, 2008 (5/14/2008 7:36pm) in reply to bef99hwk

    I've just about come to the same conclusion. In every deal there is a "River" hand. For every in position AA\KK dealt, there is at least one trash hand that if taken to the river, against all poker logic, will get made on the river. So you gotta know there is a good chance the dork holding trash IS about make a one outer on the river, on top of the fact you could just be getting outplayed.
  8. scarface_79 scarface_79 is offline

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    May 14th, 2008 (5/14/2008 7:42pm) in reply to H n F R Mangos

    some moran told me that there are accounts that can see your hole cards, man some ppl are friggen idiots
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  9. dealace1 dealace1 is offline @ UFC 115 via UB

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    May 14th, 2008 (5/14/2008 7:43pm) in reply to H n F R Mangos

    It's common knowledge that if you ship me the buyin for the event you will have extra luck during the match.
  10. Jaybone2315 Jaybone2315 is offline Professional Couch Ruiner

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    May 14th, 2008 (5/14/2008 7:52pm) in reply to 20_lb_stack

    lol...

    I hate online poker as much as the next guy, but this is just ridiculous.

    Imagine dealing at a home game where one person gets AA and then everyone turns their hands up and all 5 cards are dealt. Against 8 or 9 players, AA will win once in a while.
  11. doubledave22 doubledave22 is offline

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    May 14th, 2008 (5/14/2008 9:01pm) in reply to dealace1

    really crappy thread imo
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  12. mrdrevil2u mrdrevil2u is offline

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    May 14th, 2008 (5/14/2008 9:32pm) in reply to H n F R Mangos

    It can't be rigged, the online casinos make enough money.
  13. Frictionless Frictionless is offline

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    May 14th, 2008 (5/14/2008 9:50pm) in reply to mrdrevil2u

    There's always room for more money... with big business its never "enough money"

    That's why its rigged. More bad beats ='s more money deposited obv.
  14. EddieO EddieO is offline

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    May 14th, 2008 (5/14/2008 10:06pm) in reply to Frictionless

    "Come and get the free money while its there"

    Annie pumping UB overlays while the company has done nothing after customers have proven that their customers have been cheated.
  15. trobling trobling is offline

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    May 14th, 2008 (5/14/2008 10:16pm) in reply to H n F R Mangos

    Everytime you cashout on pokerstars it flips the doom switch and you run like Fat Albert for the next month
     
  16. Binksy Binksy is offline

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    May 14th, 2008 (5/14/2008 10:17pm) in reply to trobling

    NE1 who agrees with BEF99 is backwards...
  17. ihaterats ihaterats is offline

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    May 14th, 2008 (5/14/2008 10:23pm) in reply to Binksy

    I once heard that cmoney3 was good at poker. I laughed at the thought

    F LL2
  18. raisethis2 raisethis2 is offline

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    May 14th, 2008 (5/14/2008 11:03pm) in reply to ihaterats

    If you e mail stars support and ask them for the "Bonus Package" for $99 a month all cards at your tables are dealt face up. This will allow you to remain in every hand until you're certain that you're beat bringing your ROI to something like -3.

    Very beneficial.
  19. moe86 moe86 is offline

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    May 14th, 2008 (5/14/2008 11:40pm) in reply to H n F R Mangos

    was playing live one day and a guy heard i played online and he could not believe it. He said, "You know they have elmination seats on there, right?" at first i just stared at this guy not knowing what to say then he continued, "yea when u sit down there is a certain seat at every table that the person will continually get elminated at."

    One more thing some people have told me it is about having a good screen name my friends say mine is just lucky (obv brag post) and if they changed theirs they would win all the flips. :) glgl moe86
     
  20. skanky980 skanky980 is offline

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    May 15th, 2008 (5/15/2008 12:25am) in reply to H n F R Mangos

    WOw ur telling me u dont know the more chips theory??? they want the tourneys over with so more often then not more chips win and usually with the worst. They cant make it too obvious but its for sure. All winning players on poker stars know and use the more chips theory to their advantage.
     
  21. Stupor_Mundi Stupor_Mundi is offline

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    May 15th, 2008 (5/15/2008 12:30am) in reply to H n F R Mangos

    To win more than barely beating the rake at limits below 2/4 on Full Tilt, you must be a clueless call station.
  22. PlusToTheEV PlusToTheEV is offline

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    May 15th, 2008 (5/15/2008 1:39pm) in reply to H n F R Mangos

    a lady at a live game explained to everyone why Q-7 is the computer hand. because it wins 95% of the time online
     
  23. SharkInTheWater SharkInTheWater is offline Banned

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    May 15th, 2008 (5/15/2008 1:50pm) in reply to Gettin Daize

    Theres no such thing as luck... Only superior play wins
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