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pokerstars Game #12802455438: Tournament #64636605, $3+$0 Hold'em No Limit - Level XII (1000/2000) - 2007/10/23 - 16:15:52 (ET)
Table '64636605 8' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: stsroger (12403 in chips)
Seat 2: DJAGE (25710 in chips)
Seat 3: bmoelgaard (14285 in chips)
Seat 4: AceSpaded (14865 in chips)
Seat 5: szikass (4275 in chips)
Seat 6: doomed222 (13753 in chips)
Seat 7: dzhagadhzaga (11483 in chips)
Seat 8: Trollberger (49043 in chips)
Seat 9: N@senPopel (16234 in chips)
stsroger: posts the ante 100
DJAGE: posts the ante 100
bmoelgaard: posts the ante 100
AceSpaded: posts the ante 100
szikass: posts the ante 100
doomed222: posts the ante 100
dzhagadhzaga: posts the ante 100
Trollberger: posts the ante 100
N@senPopel: posts the ante 100
doomed222: posts small blind 1000
dzhagadhzaga: posts big blind 2000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to doomed222 [Ks Ad]
Trollberger: folds
N@senPopel: folds
stsroger: folds
DJAGE: raises 4000 to 6000
bmoelgaard: calls 6000
AceSpaded: folds
szikass: folds
doomed222: raises 7653 to 13653 and is all-in
dzhagadhzaga: folds
DJAGE: calls 7653
bmoelgaard: calls 7653
*** FLOP *** [6s Kd Jd]
DJAGE: checks
bmoelgaard: checks
*** TURN *** [6s Kd Jd] [Td]
DJAGE: bets 2000
bmoelgaard: calls 532 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [6s Kd Jd Td] [Ts]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
DJAGE: shows [Ac Th] (three of a kind, Tens)
bmoelgaard: shows [Js 9s] (two pair, Jacks and Tens)
DJAGE collected 1064 from side pot
doomed222: shows [Ks Ad] (two pair, Kings and Tens)
DJAGE collected 43859 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 44923 Main pot 43859. Side pot 1064. | Rake 0
Board [6s Kd Jd Td Ts]
Seat 1: stsroger folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: DJAGE showed [Ac Th] and won (44923) with three of a kind, Tens
Seat 3: bmoelgaard showed [Js 9s] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Tens
Seat 4: AceSpaded folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: szikass (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: doomed222 (small blind) showed [Ks Ad] and lost with two pair, Kings and Tens
Seat 7: dzhagadhzaga (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: Trollberger folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: N@senPopel folded before Flop (didn't bet)