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How do these cocksuckers tie their shoelaces in the morning?

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  1. Cuthroat187 Cuthroat187 is offline

    Norwalk, CT
    United States

    Posts: 1,951
    Joined: Jun 06

    Dec 29th, 2009 (12/29/2009 8:22pm)

    My call on flop is suspect, but ccccccmon

    Full Tilt Poker Game #17188518475: $35,000 Guarantee (128503058), Table 179 - 50/100 - No Limit Hold'em - 21:12:51 ET - 2009/12/29
    Seat 1: Raketer (2,570)
    Seat 2: getsmart (3,530)
    Seat 3: ruFFus_XIII (19,850), is sitting out
    Seat 4: remoca (12,544)
    Seat 5: Dusty Wins (5,035)
    Seat 6: Sir Juen (3,465)
    Seat 7: lIl-ricco-lIl (8,827)
    Seat 8: ShtzWizzeak (13,307)
    Seat 9: timesup08 (14,447)
    lIl-ricco-lIl posts the small blind of 50
    ShtzWizzeak posts the big blind of 100
    The button is in seat #6
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to timesup08 [Kh Th]
    ruFFus_XIII has reconnected
    timesup08 raises to 300
    ruFFus_XIII has returned
    Sir Juen has been disconnected
    Raketer has 15 seconds left to act
    Sir Juen has reconnected
    Raketer has timed out
    Raketer folds
    Raketer is sitting out
    getsmart folds
    Raketer has returned
    ruFFus_XIII calls 300
    remoca folds
    Sir Juen has been disconnected
    Dusty Wins folds
    Sir Juen has 15 seconds left to act
    Sir Juen has reconnected
    Sir Juen has timed out
    Sir Juen folds
    Sir Juen is sitting out
    lIl-ricco-lIl folds
    ShtzWizzeak has 15 seconds left to act
    ShtzWizzeak has timed out
    ShtzWizzeak folds
    ShtzWizzeak is sitting out
    *** FLOP *** [6s Qh 9s]
    ShtzWizzeak has returned
    timesup08 bets 400
    ruFFus_XIII raises to 1,100
    timesup08 calls 700
    *** TURN *** [6s Qh 9s] [Jh]
    timesup08 checks
    ruFFus_XIII bets 2,450
    Sir Juen has returned
    timesup08 raises to 13,047, and is all in
    ruFFus_XIII calls 10,597
    timesup08 shows [Kh Th]
    ruFFus_XIII shows [5s 4s]
    *** RIVER *** [6s Qh 9s Jh] [Qs]
    timesup08 shows a straight, King high
    ruFFus_XIII shows a flush, Queen high
    ruFFus_XIII wins the pot (29,044) with a flush, Queen high
    timesup08 stands up
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 29,044 | Rake 0
    Board: [6s Qh 9s Jh Qs]
    Seat 1: Raketer didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 2: getsmart didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 3: ruFFus_XIII showed [5s 4s] and won (29,044) with a flush, Queen high
    Seat 4: remoca didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 5: Dusty Wins didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 6: Sir Juen (button) didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 7: lIl-ricco-lIl (small blind) folded before the Flop
    Seat 8: ShtzWizzeak (big blind) folded before the Flop
    Seat 9: timesup08 showed [Kh Th] and lost with a straight, King high
  2. sgildea25 sgildea25 is offline

    Nashua, NH
    United States

    Posts: 777
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    Dec 30th, 2009 (12/30/2009 10:35am) in reply to Cuthroat187

    LoL. Maybe he thought u had air and his 4 and 5 were live as well. This is a well played hand by 4-5ss. Calling off 105 BB's with a 5 hi flush draw. WP sir, WP. Deserves to win a medal for this one.

    Just once I want to be on the other side of the computer screen to see what this person says when you stuff. Is it like, "aw, F it, I have a flush draw." Or does this guy REALLY think he's good and says, "he has air and I have half the deck on my side with 5 hi...."

    I have no clue. Priceless.
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