Been at the table for less than 5 minutes....this spewtard is pushing every hand. He insta jams on the button, I call and then this....

Full Tilt Poker Game #29777343290: $5 + $0.50 Knockout (231291249), Table 3 - 10/20 - No Limit Hold'em - 03:24:53 ET - 2011/04/10
Seat 1: Mrwill Casalta (1,490)
Seat 2: TheProphetess (1,545)
Seat 3: csk8b (3,010)
Seat 4: SweetSugarJones (1,500)
Seat 6: serveone07 (1,500)
serveone07 posts the big blind of 20
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to serveone07 [Ac 2h]
Mrwill Casalta folds
TheProphetess folds
Mrwill Casalta: LOL
csk8b raises to 3,010, and is all in
serveone07 calls 1,480, and is all in
csk8b shows [Kc Ts]
serveone07 shows [Ac 2h]
Uncalled bet of 1,510 returned to csk8b
Mrwill Casalta: fold A9
*** FLOP *** [3c 5h Ad]
*** TURN *** [3c 5h Ad] [Qd]
*** RIVER *** [3c 5h Ad Qd] [Jh] => OF COURSE YOU CHEATING PIECE OF CHIT SITE
csk8b shows a straight, Ace high
serveone07 shows a pair of Aces
csk8b wins the pot (3,000) with a straight, Ace high
Mrwill Casalta: last hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3,000 | Rake 0
Board: [3c 5h Ad Qd Jh]
Seat 1: Mrwill Casalta didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: TheProphetess didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: csk8b (button) showed [Kc Ts] and won (3,000) with a straight, Ace high
Seat 4: SweetSugarJones is sitting out
Seat 6: serveone07 (big blind) showed [Ac 2h] and lost with a pair of Aces

Think it gets any better? Oh no...


Full Tilt Poker Game #29777270389: $6 + $0.50 KO Sit & Go (231489591), Table 1 - 15/30 - No Limit Hold'em - 03:19:15 ET - 2011/04/10
Seat 1: anniepalmer (3,300)
Seat 2: Maddi_baby (2,340)
Seat 3: TOTOMOTO2 (3,630)
Seat 4: papachat (2,685)
Seat 6: serveone07 (2,790)
Seat 7: metromooseJ5 (2,955)
Seat 8: lacombe829 (5,550)
Seat 9: ShimmyE (6,600)
lacombe829 posts the small blind of 15
ShimmyE posts the big blind of 30
The button is in seat #7
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to serveone07 [Kh Jh]
anniepalmer folds
Maddi_baby calls 30
TOTOMOTO2 folds
papachat folds
serveone07 raises to 135
metromooseJ5 raises to 480
lacombe829 folds
ShimmyE folds
Maddi_baby folds
serveone07 calls 345
*** FLOP *** [Td Ah Qd]
serveone07 checks
metromooseJ5 bets 1,035
serveone07 raises to 2,310, and is all in
metromooseJ5 calls 1,275
serveone07 shows [Kh Jh]
metromooseJ5 shows [Js As]
*** TURN *** [Td Ah Qd] [Ad]
*** RIVER *** [Td Ah Qd Ad] [Ac] => FUCK THIS CHEATING PIECE OF CHIT SITE
serveone07 shows a straight, Ace high
metromooseJ5 shows four of a kind, Aces
metromooseJ5 wins the pot (5,655) with four of a kind, Aces
serveone07: lmfao
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5,655 | Rake 0
Board: [Td Ah Qd Ad Ac]
Seat 1: anniepalmer didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: Maddi_baby folded before the Flop
Seat 3: TOTOMOTO2 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: papachat didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: serveone07 showed [Kh Jh] and lost with a straight, Ace high
Seat 7: metromooseJ5 (button) showed [Js As] and won (5,655) with four of a kind, Aces
Seat 8: lacombe829 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 9: ShimmyE (big blind) folded before the Flop


Don't even feel like getting the others, just gonna make me even angrier. Now to the real question, how the fuck do you beat these levels? Anyone care to respond? When does the upside of variance occur? Tired of getting butt fucked by this stupid site.

Its rigged man, i currently have the doomswitch turned on me on that site. When that happens theres nothin you can do but keep playing and take more sick beats. You either go on a heater or get doomswitched, plain and simple.

 

Originally Posted by wayniac

play worse plz

Full Tilt Poker Game #29739399970: The Kitchen Sink (231006338), Table 1001 - 50/100 - No Limit Hold'em - 18:33:44 ET - 2011/04/08
Seat 1: ShemrockNSK (2,177)
Seat 2: nowhere2be (1,575)
Seat 3: berokz (2,547)
Seat 4: soranh (354)
Seat 5: serveone07 (2,220)
Seat 6: serbet (1,592)
nowhere2be posts the small blind of 50
berokz posts the big blind of 100
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to serveone07 [Jc Jd]
soranh folds
serveone07 raises to 300
serbet raises to 1,592, and is all in
ShemrockNSK folds
nowhere2be folds
berokz folds
serveone07 calls 1,292
serbet shows [8c 8h]
serveone07 shows [Jc Jd]
*** FLOP *** [Kc 6d 9s]
*** TURN *** [Kc 6d 9s] [Ts]
*** RIVER *** [Kc 6d 9s Ts] [8s]
serbet shows three of a kind, Eights
serveone07 shows a pair of Jacks
serbet wins the pot (3,334) with three of a kind, Eights
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3,334 | Rake 0
Board: [Kc 6d 9s Ts 8s]
Seat 1: ShemrockNSK (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: nowhere2be (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: berokz (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: soranh didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: serveone07 showed [Jc Jd] and lost with a pair of Jacks
Seat 6: serbet showed [8c 8h] and won (3,334) with three of a kind, Eights

Full Tilt Poker Game #29545611565: $14,000 Rush Guarantee (229522901), Table 259 - 100/200 - No Limit Hold'em - 21:06:51 ET - 2011/04/01
Seat 1: jimmygunns74 (12,705)
Seat 2: Cwu78 (3,630)
Seat 3: oemer007 (12,128)
Seat 4: saufar (25,540)
Seat 5: hhhooosse (20,612)
Seat 6: Pneumox (5,931)
Seat 7: Seemore25101 (4,260)
Seat 8: The Kevo5 (7,600)
Seat 9: serveone07 (15,960)
Cwu78 posts the small blind of 100
oemer007 posts the big blind of 200
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to serveone07 [Kh Ah]
saufar folds
hhhooosse calls 200
Pneumox folds
Seemore25101 folds
The Kevo5 folds
serveone07 has 8 seconds left to act
serveone07 raises to 800
jimmygunns74 folds
Cwu78 folds
oemer007 folds
hhhooosse calls 600
*** FLOP *** [8h Ts Ks]
hhhooosse checks
serveone07 bets 1,260
hhhooosse calls 1,260
*** TURN *** [8h Ts Ks] [Th]
hhhooosse checks
serveone07 bets 2,150
hhhooosse raises to 6,200
serveone07 raises to 13,900, and is all in
hhhooosse calls 7,700
serveone07 shows [Kh Ah]
hhhooosse shows [Tc Jc]
*** RIVER *** [8h Ts Ks Th] [As]
serveone07 shows two pair, Aces and Kings
hhhooosse shows three of a kind, Tens
hhhooosse wins the pot (32,220) with three of a kind, Tens
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 32,220 | Rake 0
Board: [8h Ts Ks Th As]
Seat 1: jimmygunns74 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: Cwu78 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: oemer007 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: saufar didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: hhhooosse showed [Tc Jc] and won (32,220) with three of a kind, Tens
Seat 6: Pneumox didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: Seemore25101 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: The Kevo5 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: serveone07 showed [Kh Ah] and lost with two pair, Aces and Kings

Full Tilt Poker Game #29743701924: $6 + $0.40 Super Turbo KO (231036599), Table 12 - 60/120 - No Limit Hold'em - 21:43:40 ET - 2011/04/08
Seat 1: 22bec (4,210)
Seat 2: serveone07 (2,040)
Seat 3: keysiejr (2,060)
Seat 5: LEENAH_AA (2,694)
Seat 6: filctol01 (794)
keysiejr posts the small blind of 60
LEENAH_AA posts the big blind of 120
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to serveone07 [Ad Qc]
filctol01 folds
22bec folds
serveone07 raises to 360
keysiejr has 15 seconds left to act
keysiejr folds
LEENAH_AA calls 240
*** FLOP *** [5c 2c Ac]
LEENAH_AA checks
serveone07 bets 1,680, and is all in
LEENAH_AA calls 1,680
serveone07 shows [Ad Qc]
LEENAH_AA shows [4h 3s]
*** TURN *** [5c 2c Ac] [5h]
*** RIVER *** [5c 2c Ac 5h] [7h]
serveone07 shows two pair, Aces and Fives
LEENAH_AA shows a straight, Five high
LEENAH_AA wins the pot (4,140) with a straight, Five high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4,140 | Rake 0
Board: [5c 2c Ac 5h 7h]
Seat 1: 22bec didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: serveone07 (button) showed [Ad Qc] and lost with two pair, Aces and Fives
Seat 3: keysiejr (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: LEENAH_AA (big blind) showed [4h 3s] and won (4,140) with a straight, Five high
Seat 6: filctol01 didn't bet (folded)

Full Tilt Poker Game #29742162437: $7,000 Rush Guarantee (231025429), Table 89 - 30/60 - No Limit Hold'em - 20:31:56 ET - 2011/04/08
Seat 1: GVR17 (8,060)
Seat 2: Koriks88 (7,406)
Seat 3: serveone07 (4,500)
Seat 4: JPStunna222 (3,143)
Seat 5: audition (4,564)
Seat 6: morgss (5,250)
Seat 7: m4rc3lj (4,798)
Seat 8: StiflingElbows (2,200)
Seat 9: Rockefeller 13 (6,120)
Koriks88 posts the small blind of 30
serveone07 posts the big blind of 60
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to serveone07 [Ks Kh]
JPStunna222 raises to 3,143, and is all in
audition folds
morgss raises to 5,250, and is all in
m4rc3lj folds
StiflingElbows folds
Rockefeller 13 folds
GVR17 folds
Koriks88 folds
serveone07 calls 4,440, and is all in
morgss shows [Qh Qd]
serveone07 shows [Ks Kh]
JPStunna222 shows [6d 9s]
Uncalled bet of 750 returned to morgss
*** FLOP *** [2d Kc 4d]
*** TURN *** [2d Kc 4d] [7d]
*** RIVER *** [2d Kc 4d 7d] [Ad]
morgss shows a flush, Ace high
serveone07 shows three of a kind, Kings
morgss wins the side pot (2,714) with a flush, Ace high
JPStunna222 shows a flush, Ace high
morgss wins the main pot (9,459) with a flush, Ace high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 12,173 Main pot 9,459. Side pot 2,714. | Rake 0
Board: [2d Kc 4d 7d Ad]
Seat 1: GVR17 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: Koriks88 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: serveone07 (big blind) showed [Ks Kh] and lost with three of a kind, Kings
Seat 4: JPStunna222 showed [6d 9s] and lost with a flush, Ace high
Seat 5: audition didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: morgss showed [Qh Qd] and won (12,173) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 7: m4rc3lj didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: StiflingElbows didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: Rockefeller 13 didn't bet (folded)

Full Tilt Poker Game #29762961918: 3 by 3 at 3 of 3 (231176882), Table 127 - 80/160 - No Limit Hold'em - 15:34:27 ET - 2011/04/09
Seat 1: boz1610 (9,363)
Seat 2: schumer182 (7,410)
Seat 3: itsgyyd (1,715)
Seat 4: hydroponic73 (1,820)
Seat 5: The unlucky (1,029)
Seat 6: serveone07 (1,950)
Seat 7: randyely (3,360)
Seat 8: Haai (1,505)
Seat 9: LUKA150 (4,010)
serveone07 posts the small blind of 80
randyely posts the big blind of 160
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to serveone07 [Ac Jc]
Haai folds
LUKA150 folds
boz1610 raises to 320
schumer182 folds
itsgyyd has 15 seconds left to act
itsgyyd has timed out
itsgyyd folds
itsgyyd is sitting out
hydroponic73 folds
The unlucky folds
serveone07 raises to 1,950, and is all in
randyely folds
boz1610 calls 1,630
serveone07 shows [Ac Jc]
boz1610 shows [Kd Td]
*** FLOP *** [8s 7d 3h]
itsgyyd has returned
*** TURN *** [8s 7d 3h] [Js]
*** RIVER *** [8s 7d 3h Js] [9s]
serveone07 shows a pair of Jacks
boz1610 shows a straight, Jack high
boz1610 wins the pot (4,060) with a straight, Jack high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4,060 | Rake 0
Board: [8s 7d 3h Js 9s]
Seat 1: boz1610 showed [Kd Td] and won (4,060) with a straight, Jack high
Seat 2: schumer182 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: itsgyyd didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: hydroponic73 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: The unlucky (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: serveone07 (small blind) showed [Ac Jc] and lost with a pair of Jacks
Seat 7: randyely (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 8: Haai didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: LUKA150 didn't bet (folded)

Want me to keep going? Can someone please add something of value instead of a dumb azz response like this genius?

Fold more pre...A2 kj these hand will flop 2 pair and straights and boat you on the turn or flush you on the river..Pretty standard just focus more on playing better pre flop..You raised kj 3x pre thats bad..then you got 3 bet and called that was bad...obv he was gona river you i dont care what you flop..study up play more volume so u have 6 more tables to not get sucked out on