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  1. This will be my last post on 55's. You can write what you want but won't get a response since I am not logging on to read it, so just don't respond. I am so happy that the negative variance is poker is so widespread. I am going to save so much time but not dealing with poker sites stealing money. The random number generator is so much crap and I have never believed it but something is wrong. I have seen this happen to others and they wised up and stopped depositing on these sites. I am doing the same. I play a good game and have been told I am just unlucky. I don't believe it since how could one person get the same hand 4 out of 5 times and have the board come the same two times in a row. Anyway anyone who is experiening this problem will continue to lose and the winners in my opinion are just luckier in gerneral. Variance is bull shit, it is just robbery. I am going to enjoy my 150+ salary and get a new hobby.

    Good suck suckers
  2. LOL sigh
  3. its amazing ppl who can make so much money at a job can be so stupid
  4. LMAO at this this guy.
  5. stars RNG is a joke, but I think it's an equal opportunity "FUCK OVER" machine.
  6. It plays out the same for everyone in the long run. You'll suck out sometimes, you'll get sucked out sometimes... some more than others
  7. GL in the future. to whatever you endeavor.
  8. Dude seriously play UB's roshambo 10 dollar tables.. easy money there plus less variance.
  9. Yea really the winning players are just luckier....
  10. Hey Jordan i know your reading this......GTFO and STFO
  11. so obv he will read it, to see what people said later noob

    gtfo
  12. BYE
  13. POTY
     
  14. <TABLE class=ContentM onmouseover="this.style.cursor='default';" height=106 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD width=98><TABLE class=ContentM height="100%" cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD class=SumLine>Full Tracking</TD></TR><TR><TD>Hold'em NL</TD></TR><TR><TD>Hold'em L/PL</TD></TR><TR><TD>Omaha</TD></TR><TR><TD>Omaha Hi lo</TD></TR><TR><TD class=SumLine title="5-Card Draw, 7-Card Stud, Razz, Horse">Other Games</TD></TR><TR><TD></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD><TD width=66><TABLE class=ContentM height="100%" cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD class=SumLine onmouseover="this.style.cursor='help'; changetext(hint['Prizes']);" onmouseout=changetext(hint[0])>Prizes</TD></TR><TR><TD>$34</TD></TR><TR><TD>$0</TD></TR><TR><TD>$0</TD></TR><TR><TD>$0</TD></TR><TR><TD class=SumLine>$0</TD></TR><TR><TD>$34</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD><TD width=66><TABLE class=ContentM height="100%" cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD class=SumLine onmouseover="this.style.cursor='help'; changetext(hint['Profit']);" onmouseout=changetext(hint[0])>Profit</TD></TR><TR><TD><$0</TD></TR><TR><TD><$0</TD></TR><TR><TD>$0</TD></TR><TR><TD><$0</TD></TR><TR><TD class=SumLine>$0</TD></TR><TR><TD><$0</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD><TD width=59><TABLE class=ContentM height="100%" cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD class=SumLine onmouseover="this.style.cursor='help'; changetext(hint['ROI']);" onmouseout=changetext(hint[0])>ROI</TD></TR><TR><TD>-78%</TD></TR><TR><TD>-100%</TD></TR><TR><TD>0%</TD></TR><TR><TD>-100%</TD></TR><TR><TD class=SumLine>0%</TD></TR><TR><TD>-80%</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD><TD width=50><TABLE class=ContentM height="100%" cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD class=SumLine onmouseover="this.style.cursor='help'; changetext(hint['ABI']);" onmouseout=changetext(hint[0])>ABI</TD></TR><TR><TD>$7</TD></TR><TR><TD>$6</TD></TR><TR><TD>$0</TD></TR><TR><TD>$6</TD></TR><TR><TD class=SumLine>$0</TD></TR><TR><TD>$7</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD><TD width=64><TABLE class=ContentM height="100%" cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD class=SumLine onmouseover="this.style.cursor='help'; changetext(hint['ITM']);" onmouseout=changetext(hint[0])>ITM</TD></TR><TR><TD>1/22</TD></TR><TR><TD>0/1</TD></TR><TR><TD>0/0</TD></TR><TR><TD>0/1</TD></TR><TR><TD class=SumLine>0/0</TD></TR><TR><TD>1/24</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD><TD width=43><TABLE class=ContentM height="100%" cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD class=SumLine onmouseover="this.style.cursor='help'; changetext(hint['ITM_Procent']);" onmouseout=changetext(hint[0])>ITM</TD></TR><TR><TD>5%</TD></TR><TR><TD>0%</TD></TR><TR><TD>0%</TD></TR><TR><TD>0%</TD></TR><TR><TD class=SumLine>0%</TD></TR><TR><TD>4%</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

    sounds like we're losing another "titan" of online poker -- let's check his record....nvm.
  15. You are a retard?
  16. You didnt retire you got fired.

    http://jalmanpoker.blogspot.com
  17. yea def reading it, good riddance moron get a clue no one cares about your 150+ either
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  18. You quit... retiring is when you made enough money to stop... Just one less fish out of the pool.. no biggie...
  19. michael jordan came back from retirement once...

    twice...

    but he had game. guess theres a diff.
     
  20. haha and is name is ross. toolbox
  21. Good suck suckers

    Theres a joke to be made here, but im not sure what.
  22. He really should have bought a tinfoil hat first. Works wonders for me.
  23. Lol, from his profile:

    I like playing since it's relaxing and a people game where anyone has a chance.
  24. It's amazing how people feel they are special and should never experience bad luck. And then, when they start getting unlucky they blame an outside source b/c their life is a smooth ride and they should never ever experinnce any form of struggle.

    if you look at who posts this shit it's always some pampered individual.

    poker stars or any other site would never ever ever ever rig their rng. Not only that, but im sure their accounting and all other aspects of their business are squeaky clean.

    this is b/c there are a lot of very powerful people in the us govt who are trying tp put an end to online poker as your all aware.

    you can be sure that these people will try anything such as investigating if a site is rigged to put an end to online poker.

    the thing that ppl dont understand is their motive. online poker is taking people away from other things, like watching the nfl on sunday tv in general, spending money at the mall b/c they are bored.

    the govt does not want ppl on their computer all day contributing nothing finaciually to their special intersts, lobbyistsyu.

    they wany you to watch tv, go to the mall etc. this makes the country richer.

    i know all oh this mainly from my dad.

    my dad is corporate lawyer and he listens to these ppl and tells me all about waht goes on and this is the main reason for th epoker ban.

    hes alos very good friends with barney frank, and him and barney frank were talking about this so he let me in.

    he knows i play poker so wanted his take so he cld let me know the motives.

    now how we can fight this i dont know, the best way obv why not let mggm run online sites? this part i dont get why this hasnt happened yet.
  25. Variance isn't robbery, it's just math. Plus it isn't a negative thing.

    I'm sorry that you couldn't find the leaks in your game in time to overcome your losses.

    This game is very very beatable, and the RNGs are about as valid as can be.
  26. <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=4 width="100%" bgColor=#ffffff border=0><TBODY><TR bgColor=#ffffff><TD bgColor=#ffffff></TD><TD colSpan=2><TABLE cellPadding=2 border=0 celspacing="0"><TBODY><TR><TD>It's amazing how people feel they are special and should never experience bad luck. And then, when they start getting unlucky they blame an outside source b/c their life is a smooth ride and they should never ever experinnce any form of struggle.

    if you look at who posts this shit it's always some pampered individual.</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

    Word.

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  27. No one said it yet

    SEE YOU TOMORROW
  28. Or when you get paid again from your 150+ salary

    yeah right
  29. Yea, $150/week, part-time at McDonald's.
  30. http://www.pokerhand.org/?1064949

    I should quit. Right now. In the middle of the two tourneys I am playing. Its rigged.