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I LOVE the horrible player that whines when someone hits a suckout on him

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  1. FabulousTexan FabulousTexan is offline

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    Feb 28th, 2011 (2/28/2011 12:46am)

    We all know him.

    I'm playing the FTP 17:30 $10 KO. Guy at my table is horrible but on a card rush. Limps under the gun with K9, calls a big re-raise out of position, and cracks QQ. Consistently gets his money in bad and consistently suckouts over and over. Builds his stack up to over 11k at one point.

    Of course, the tide turns and his stack drops to 4k at 120/240/25.

    He min raises from mid-position for what seems like the 10th time in a row. I look down at AJ in the BB with a stack of about 5.5k.

    It's push or fold and as wild as he's been there's a very good chance that he has a weak ace or some other hand that I'm at worst flipping with.

    So I shove. He hesitates and calls with AQ. J spiked the flop and holds.

    He throws and absolute fit for about 5 minutes! He complains and whines about "what a donk play", "FTP is rigged", etc. Completely oblivious to how many of his horrible plays were rewarded earlier.
  2. Passiveplay Passiveplay is offline

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    Feb 28th, 2011 (2/28/2011 12:48am) in reply to FabulousTexan

    When people win a hand then say "ty" it is the most tilting thing ever.
     
  3. Gags30 Gags30 is offline

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    Feb 28th, 2011 (2/28/2011 1:01am) in reply to Passiveplay

    ok
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  4. Arty_the_Cat Arty_the_Cat is offline

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    Feb 28th, 2011 (2/28/2011 1:07am) in reply to Gags30

    Bah...if i had a dollar for...
     
  5. random.chu random.chu is offline The People's Troll

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    Feb 28th, 2011 (2/28/2011 1:22am) in reply to Arty_the_Cat

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  6. donkthorne04 donkthorne04 is offline Disabled account

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    Feb 28th, 2011 (2/28/2011 1:28am) in reply to random.chu

    pretty sure i've seen you do the same stuff before

    anyway, random.chu </endthread>
  7. jonmon101 jonmon101 is offline

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    Feb 28th, 2011 (2/28/2011 1:59am) in reply to donkthorne04

    aw man I played a live mtt in chicago this week and towards the end of day 2 this guy gets in JJ vs AQss on a 953ss flop and the other guy hit a flush. 1 min later you hear him say "man just wish my hand's could hold up against the DONK'S!" Although he does have some merit since about 7 of the 9 players (including both players involved in this hand) are just terrible when it gets late
     
  8. sirswish6 sirswish6 is offline i mean super business

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    Feb 28th, 2011 (2/28/2011 2:12am) in reply to jonmon101

    aj? pretty donk shove imo
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  9. McBain74 McBain74 is offline

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    Feb 28th, 2011 (2/28/2011 2:14am) in reply to random.chu

     
    Originally Posted by random.chu View Post

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    cool reply bro
     
  10. wes_mc wes_mc is offline

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    Feb 28th, 2011 (2/28/2011 2:28am) in reply to FabulousTexan

     
    Originally Posted by FabulousTexan View Post

    He throws and absolute fit for about 5 minutes! He complains and whines about "what a donk play", "FTP is rigged", etc. Completely oblivious to how many of his horrible plays were rewarded earlier.

    It's a good thing you would never whine about suckouts or anything.

     
    Originally Posted by FabulousTexan View Post

    I'm playing the FTP 17:30 $10 KO. Guy at my table is horrible but on a card rush. Limps under the gun with K9, calls a big re-raise out of position, and cracks QQ. Consistently gets his money in bad and consistently suckouts over and over. Builds his stack up to over 11k at one point.

    wait, what?

  11. donkthorne04 donkthorne04 is offline Disabled account

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    Feb 28th, 2011 (2/28/2011 8:27pm) in reply to wes_mc

    ah i found the chat from a few months ago when you were on my girlfriends table in some random $26 on FTP, i think it was a $26.

    FabulousTexan (Observer): btw … are you the pitcher or the catcher?
    educated idiot (Observer): hahahahalkasj;dfaskldjf
    boblemo ftw: i’m whatever you want me to be
    boblemo ftw: i need strap on tho
    educated idiot (Observer): shippo
    FabulousTexan (Observer): just enjoy your rrare cash… maybe u can buy some lube so it wont hurt so muchn when you take it up the poop shoot for a change
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