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  1. #1 joke

    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to seanwal23 [Qs Ah]
    OakMen: folds
    enstuff: calls 100
    seanwal23: raises 1400 to 1500
    muggs1a: folds
    matblak: folds
    Vedel555 is connected
    DieZauberfee: folds
    MARCELOWO: folds
    LayItDown1: calls 890 and is all-in
    enstuff: folds
    *** FLOP *** [5s 2s Td]
    *** TURN *** [5s 2s Td] [Ts]
    *** RIVER *** [5s 2s Td Ts] [Jc]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    LayItDown1: shows [Ad Jd] (two pair, Jacks and Tens)
    seanwal23: shows [Qs Ah] (a pair of Tens)
    seanwal23 said, "lol"
    seanwal23 said, "omg"
    LayItDown1 collected 2130 from pot
    seanwal23 said, "wow"
    *** SUMMARY ***

    #2 joke, aka very next hand, FUCK pokerstars

    PokerStars Game #16967083372: Tournament #85793934, $2.50+$0.25 Hold'em
    No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2008/04/24 - 17:53:39 (ET)
    Table '85793934 90' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
    Seat 1: LayItDown1 (2080 in chips)
    Seat 2: OakMen (4160 in chips)
    Seat 3: enstuff (1470 in chips)
    Seat 4: seanwal23 (845 in chips)
    Seat 5: muggs1a (1960 in chips)
    Seat 6: matblak (2925 in chips)
    Seat 7: DieZauberfee (1455 in chips)
    Seat 8: Vedel555 (1490 in chips)
    Seat 9: MARCELOWO (4902 in chips)
    OakMen: posts small blind 50
    enstuff: posts big blind 100
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to seanwal23 [Qc Ad]
    LayItDown1 said, "SOOOOTED! WOO HOO!"
    seanwal23: raises 745 to 845 and is all-in
    muggs1a: folds
    matblak: calls 845
    DieZauberfee: folds
    Vedel555: folds
    MARCELOWO: folds
    LayItDown1: folds
    OakMen: folds
    enstuff: folds
    seanwal23 said, "donkey! woo hooo"
    *** FLOP *** [4s 7c Js]
    *** TURN *** [4s 7c Js] [9d]
    *** RIVER *** [4s 7c Js 9d] [Tc]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    seanwal23: shows [Qc Ad] (high card Ace)
    matblak: shows [Kc Qh] (a straight, Nine to King)
    seanwal23 said, "lol"
    matblak collected 1840 from pot
    seanwal23 [observer] said, "omg"
    seanwal23 [observer] said, "WOW"
    *** SUMMARY ***
  2. This just proves that many people overplay AQ, and I used to do that too. There was another post on this today. Obv. the calls were bad too but what do you expect at $2.50.