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  1. Sh!p!tOn3t!m3 Sh!p!tOn3t!m3 is offline

    Australia

    Posts: 24
    Joined: Apr 09

    Apr 17th, 2009 (4/17/2009 7:29am)

    i just had the worst 2 fukn hours ever like seriously omfggggg sorry about the swearing

    but i was sitting at around 639$$ like 1hr30min ago n now im down to 109 omgg

    i lost a chunk playing heads upagainst this complete fukn fag..

    i played 2 heads up 110+5 on bodog against this gayest fuk right his name is themayor88 or someshyt i looked him up n hes an ultra losing player -22.80BB/100 donkeyfuk he should rename himself the fukn suckout fag i swear to god the number of suckouts he gave me jesus..

    like in the 1st few levels i amassed a 3 to 1 chip lead by some sex plays

    n wen it gets 25/50 level im continuing to be aggressive

    ill tell u about a couple of hands i duno how to post it here

    but here goes..

    im on the button qq i raise 3 times bb i always do that on the button n he shoves i insta call

    he turns over j3 spades hits a runner runner flush alright wateva now we have even stacks i can still out play him right

    apparently im wrong again after a few minutes i have 3to1 chip lead n i again i pick up qq make my std raise agian n he insta shoves with a7ds

    ccheck the flop 7d10s6h4dqd

    i hit trips n he hits the fukn flush

    k watever we still even ill outplay him again

    2nd hand after that i get kj i do my raising thing n he insta shoves i duno if this is +EV but my hand was suited n i read him as weak n ye i call he has k10

    the board is 557k10

    i mean cmon wtffff

    these 2 hu fukn crippled my br n then i went to cash tables n did some stupid shyt lost another 150 or so over there...

    farkkk i feel suicidal at this pt in time o0o im gona go cut my wrists loll

    i duno y im not gambling away the other 108.75 or so i got left
  2. STAKKLR STAKKLR is offline

    Bangor, ME
    United States

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    Apr 17th, 2009 (4/17/2009 7:40am) in reply to Sh!p!tOn3t!m3

    <----------Bad Beats
     
  3. Ptrou Ptrou is offline

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    Posts: 634
    Joined: Jan 09

    Apr 17th, 2009 (4/17/2009 7:47am) in reply to STAKKLR

    aint varience a b!tch! learn BR management and you woudl be as annoyed, playing with 6buyins, good play?
  4. Peoplezz Peoplezz is offline

    Bergen
    Norway

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    Apr 17th, 2009 (4/17/2009 8:04am) in reply to Sh!p!tOn3t!m3

    I don't believe in Jesus...
     
  5. CJDeman CJDeman is offline

    Sydney
    Australia

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    Joined: Jul 07

    Apr 17th, 2009 (4/17/2009 9:02am) in reply to Peoplezz

    How embarrasing, losing to a faggot.

    Homophobia FTW
     
  6. LockedUpLifer LockedUpLifer is offline

    Cincinnati, OH
    United States

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    Apr 17th, 2009 (4/17/2009 9:07am) in reply to CJDeman

    if you would learn Bankroll management a losing session wouldnt really hurt your roll at all. You sound pretty ignorant though in general so doubt you will ever learn such a thing.
  7. TheRealMT TheRealMT is offline Outing another backee - TheRealMT

    Pittsburgh, PA
    United States

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    Apr 17th, 2009 (4/17/2009 9:25am) in reply to Sh!p!tOn3t!m3

    [ ] BR management

    [ ] above average IQ

    [ ] literate

    [x] some sex plays
     
  8. PardoG PardoG is offline

    Greenwich, CT
    United States

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    Apr 17th, 2009 (4/17/2009 9:42am) in reply to TheRealMT

    19 years old

    no life

    no money

    no job

    no bankroll management

    HU variance is a bitch

    you want to play against donks like that

    nice typing, nice spelling, gg at life
  9. Sh!p!tOn3t!m3 Sh!p!tOn3t!m3 is offline

    Australia

    Posts: 24
    Joined: Apr 09

    Apr 17th, 2009 (4/17/2009 10:03am) in reply to PardoG

     
    Originally Posted by PardoG View Post

    19 years old

    no life

    no money

    no job

    no bankroll management

    HU variance is a bitch

    you want to play against donks like that

    nice typing, nice spelling, gg at life

    pardo why do u wanna b such a cold dikhead for..
    no life no money no job man u dont even know me so stop judging me

    as for bankroll money mgmt. ye truely i dont have that

    and ye stop talking shit about ppl if u dont know them

    btw jesus is my homeboy i love u
    ahaaha
    Thread Starter
  10. Rev.K Rev.K is offline

    Calgary
    Canada

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    Joined: Nov 06

    Apr 17th, 2009 (4/17/2009 10:06am) in reply to TheRealMT

     
    Originally Posted by TheRealMT View Post

    [ ] BR management

    [ ] above average IQ

    [ ] literate

    [x] some sex plays

    HAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!

    I think I might check out Carbon poker, and when I do, I'm calling myself: thefknsukoutfag.
  11. ExtravaDanza ExtravaDanza is offline

    Newtown, PA
    United States

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    Apr 17th, 2009 (4/17/2009 11:10am) in reply to Sh!p!tOn3t!m3

    please kys...... rinse and repeat
     
  12. Missmachine1 Missmachine1 is offline

    Lakewood, CA
    United States

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    Apr 17th, 2009 (4/17/2009 11:22am) in reply to Rev.K

     
    Originally Posted by Rev.K View Post

     
    Originally Posted by TheRealMT View Post

    [ ] BR management

    [ ] above average IQ

    [ ] literate

    [x] some sex plays

    HAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!

    I think I might check out Carbon poker, and when I do, I'm calling myself: thefknsukoutfag.

    standard.
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