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Just another degen with a dream - The AC Edition

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  1. illegalmario illegalmario is offline

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    Jun 30th, 2012 (6/30/2012 9:05pm)

    Walk into the showboat last night after getting low (read: getting high) with $300. *Buy into the $60 11pm tournament and proceed to run QQ into KK, all in preflop within the hour (I can never fold pocket QQ preflop to little Asian ladies - fuck me).

    Needing a quick pick me up, I find a black jack table with a great view of the mediocre cage/pedestal dancers. *I am quickly up $75 dollars, and walk away a winner. *Just kidding...within a matter of seconds I'm down $70 and off to find a 1/2 game.

    I sit down with $130 and at times was near $300. *As the night goes on and I get more tired, I start to convince myself that the minorities at my table have no idea what they are doing. *Looking back I was probably right, but I still was felted by 6:30am.*

    With about $25 left in my pocket I begin to hear the roulette wheel chanting "chip and a chair, chip and a chair!" - Naturally I put $25 on black and watch in disgust as it lands on red 12 and the crackhead that had a $1 chip splitting 11 and 12 almost goes into cardiac arrest over the news that he has won $17.

    Results of the night: -295

    Being the degenerate that I am, I blame the bad luck i had on the beard that I have been growing the past month. *I shave when i get home at 7:30am and pass out.

    Today is a new beardless day, and as I write this I am weaving in and out of traffic trying to make the late registration of the showboat 2pm tournament ($65). *I have a reload of $300 in my pocket and I'm determined to be up 10k or down $300 on the day.
  2. illegalmario illegalmario is offline

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    Jun 30th, 2012 (6/30/2012 9:47pm) in reply to illegalmario

    Thought I should update all my fans...got to AC and realized I forgot my ID. Had to drive back home to pick up wallet and roll a cigar. Sigh.
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  3. TRMGM TRMGM is offline

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    Jul 1st, 2012 (7/1/2012 1:33am) in reply to illegalmario

    1st?
  4. wes_mc wes_mc is offline

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    Jul 1st, 2012 (7/1/2012 1:35am) in reply to TRMGM

    don't start out a "degen" thread with a bad beat/cooler story. please GTFO
     
  5. smokerock247 smokerock247 is offline I'm trapped in June Cleavers body

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    Jul 1st, 2012 (7/1/2012 1:39am) in reply to wes_mc

     
    Originally Posted by wes_mc View Post

    don't start out a "degen" thread with a bad beat/cooler story. please GTFO


    lmao, this.

    nh
  6. wes_mc wes_mc is offline

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    Jul 1st, 2012 (7/1/2012 1:39am) in reply to smokerock247

    and unless you have a cool story or are throwing around a lot of money, you're not a degen, just a gambling addict
     
  7. Numan Numan is offline

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    Jul 1st, 2012 (7/1/2012 1:45am) in reply to wes_mc

    There is only one J. B. Grindier.
  8. ntanygd760 ntanygd760 is offline

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    Jul 1st, 2012 (7/1/2012 1:45am) in reply to Numan

    sick lurking
     
  9. Hughes4 Hughes4 is offline

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    Jul 1st, 2012 (7/1/2012 1:49am) in reply to sean614

    who was that latino dude who called himself 'TheMarco' but something like that? someone remind me
  10. ericINtheX ericINtheX is offline

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    Jul 1st, 2012 (7/1/2012 3:17am) in reply to sean614

    i wish you gl

    but those pedestal dancers are not mediocre
  11. RyJS RyJS is offline

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    Jul 1st, 2012 (7/1/2012 3:20am) in reply to Hughes4

     
    Originally Posted by Hughes4 View Post

    who was that latino dude who called himself 'TheMarco' but something like that? someone remind me


    The javier?
     
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    Jul 1st, 2012 (7/1/2012 3:28am) in reply to RyJS

    [ ] being down -295 for the night makes you a degen
  13. Hughes4 Hughes4 is offline

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    Jul 1st, 2012 (7/1/2012 3:42am) in reply to RyJS

     
    Originally Posted by RyJS View Post

    The javier?

    yesss hahahah. what happened to him?
    pretty sure it was a level account, but Im smiling thinking about his shtick
  14. MattMaster MattMaster is online now

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    Jul 1st, 2012 (7/1/2012 3:54am) in reply to Hughes4

    This thread/OP delivers and f everyone else for not realizing it
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    Jul 1st, 2012 (7/1/2012 4:02am) in reply to MattMaster

     
    Originally Posted by MattMaster View Post

    This thread/OP delivers and f everyone else for not realizing it

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    Jul 1st, 2012 (7/1/2012 4:05am) in reply to Mkind16

    OP is rather epic.

    jaybone has had sex tho. so all the tards envy him so hard.
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    Jul 1st, 2012 (7/1/2012 4:07am) in reply to Mkind16

    id say the best way to make 10k is to play sizable videopoker nonstop and hit a royal
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    Jul 1st, 2012 (7/1/2012 4:16am) in reply to Hughes4

    4 1/2 years before your first post? solid.....
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    Jul 1st, 2012 (7/1/2012 4:24am) in reply to kiro15

     
    Originally Posted by kiro15 View Post

    4 1/2 years before your first post? solid.....

    7 years and zero good posts...solid
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    Jul 1st, 2012 (7/1/2012 4:32am) in reply to Hughes4

    U from joysie, Im from Joysie
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    Jul 1st, 2012 (7/1/2012 4:35am) in reply to ripomatic

    Who is OP? I'm in showboat right now geting sloppy. Show yourself Mario. I'm thinking Bally's beach bar. I'm rolling solo atm as the people i know are hoping the bad beat hits and are grinding poker.
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    Jul 1st, 2012 (7/1/2012 4:44am) in reply to unemployable

    I'm up 450 on baseball cards/scratchers since i got home. Had 10.00 took trolley to card store(he gives me stuff of credit). bought a 5.00 ticket won 50.00 kept forty spent 10 and won 20. Had 60 this morning spent like 30 won 130 so had 160. Spent 40 of that this evening won 100 have 220.

    Card store bought three pack of rookie anthology hockey and got a nugent hopkins rookie treasures patch rookie auto and instant sold for 250.00

    paid 200 in bills and have 250 to degen tommorrow woot
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    Jul 1st, 2012 (7/1/2012 4:46am) in reply to Hughes4

     
    Originally Posted by Hughes4 View Post

    7 years and zero good posts...solid

  24. Hughes4 Hughes4 is offline

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    Jul 1st, 2012 (7/1/2012 4:50am) in reply to kiro15

    the second thing that comes up when you google "crying gif"?
    http://www.google.com/search?sugexp=chrome,mod%3D1&q=crying+gif&um=1&ie= UTF-8&hl=en&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=v8jvT_uT NM-I0QH89Zz8Ag&biw=1280&bih=685&sei=xcjvT-P_BsLA0AGU4OH7Ag

    you suck.
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    Jul 1st, 2012 (7/1/2012 4:56am) in reply to Hughes4

     
    Originally Posted by Hughes4 View Post

    the second thing that comes up when you google "crying gif"?
    http://www.google.com/search?sugexp=chrome,mod%3D1&q=crying+gif&um=1&ie= UTF-8&hl=en&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=v8jvT_uT NM-I0QH89Zz8Ag&biw=1280&bih=685&sei=xcjvT-P_BsLA0AGU4OH7Ag

    you suck.

    sorry.

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    Jul 1st, 2012 (7/1/2012 5:03am) in reply to whitealroker

     
    Originally Posted by whitealroker View Post

    I'm up 450 on baseball cards/scratchers since i got home. Had 10.00 took trolley to card store(he gives me stuff of credit). bought a 5.00 ticket won 50.00 kept forty spent 10 and won 20. Had 60 this morning spent like 30 won 130 so had 160. Spent 40 of that this evening won 100 have 220.

    Card store bought three pack of rookie anthology hockey and got a nugent hopkins rookie treasures patch rookie auto and instant sold for 250.00

    paid 200 in bills and have 250 to degen tommorrow woot


    Now this is a true degenerate. .
    Even when he wins I feel sorry for him.
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    Jul 1st, 2012 (7/1/2012 12:18pm) in reply to OneUglyMoFo

     
    Originally Posted by OneUglyMoFo View Post

    Now this is a true degenerate. .
    Even when he wins I feel sorry for him.


    Right
  28. Pker4Dummies Pker4Dummies is offline

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    Jul 1st, 2012 (7/1/2012 12:43pm) in reply to perma_tilt

    I was at Showboat all yesterday too.

    Very cool story bro.
  29. Niceguy Niceguy is offline I will find you.

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    Jul 1st, 2012 (7/1/2012 2:21pm) in reply to Pker4Dummies

    If you aint hit up an atm you aint a degen.

    If you aint cash advanced a grand from a credit card you aint degenning.

    If you aint paid off the credit card with a bad e-check so you could cash advance another grand before the e-check bounced, you aint degenning.

    This shit is just bad gambling stories.
  30. illegalmario illegalmario is offline

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    Jul 1st, 2012 (7/1/2012 4:58pm) in reply to Niceguy

    Thanks for the interest everyone!

    Drove to showboat yesterday and when I arrived, I realized I forgot my
    Wallet and had to go home :(

    No prob, got to strategize and plan my attack.

    Played in the 7pm tourny at showboat and the 11pm, no cashes. Immediately lost $140 on blackjack and there goes my $300 for the night.

    Got home and watched porn on my iPad while eating a tub of ice cream. Felt a little better. On my way to AC in about 30 mins with a new $300. Any suggestions on how to run this up to 10k in 24 hours?
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