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  1. I am 1 for 14 in races! Great! Fantastic! Super! I hope we all get hit with a nuke so we all die!

    GO fuck yourself!
  2. 2 in a row for the win...yeah right

    pokerstars Game #14211841521: Tournament #72130197, $25+$2 Hold'em No Limit - Level VIII (200/400) - 2007/12/30 - 19:27:12 (ET)
    Table '72130197 1' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
    Seat 3: priamos_dk (9625 in chips)
    Seat 5: DJCBoston (3875 in chips)
    priamos_dk: posts the ante 25
    DJCBoston: posts the ante 25
    DJCBoston: posts small blind 200
    priamos_dk: posts big blind 400
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to DJCBoston [9s 8s]
    DJCBoston: calls 200
    priamos_dk: checks
    *** FLOP *** [Ks 9h 5s]
    priamos_dk: bets 800
    DJCBoston: raises 800 to 1600
    priamos_dk: raises 1600 to 3200
    DJCBoston: raises 250 to 3450 and is all-in
    priamos_dk: calls 250
    *** TURN *** [Ks 9h 5s] [Jd]
    *** RIVER *** [Ks 9h 5s Jd] [Qh]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    priamos_dk: shows [2d 9d] (a pair of Nines)
    DJCBoston: shows [9s 8s] (a pair of Nines)
    priamos_dk collected 3875 from pot
    DJCBoston collected 3875 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 7750 | Rake 0
    Board [Ks 9h 5s Jd Qh]
    Seat 3: priamos_dk (big blind) showed [2d 9d] and won (3875) with a pair of Nines
    Seat 5: DJCBoston (button) (small blind) showed [9s 8s] and won (3875) with a pair of Nines

    PokerStars Game #14211854624: Tournament #72130197, $25+$2 Hold'em No Limit - Level VIII (200/400) - 2007/12/30 - 19:27:46 (ET)
    Table '72130197 1' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
    Seat 3: priamos_dk (9625 in chips)
    Seat 5: DJCBoston (3875 in chips)
    priamos_dk: posts the ante 25
    DJCBoston: posts the ante 25
    priamos_dk: posts small blind 200
    DJCBoston: posts big blind 400
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to DJCBoston [Qs 6d]
    priamos_dk: calls 200
    DJCBoston: checks
    *** FLOP *** [Jc 5h Qc]
    DJCBoston: bets 1200
    priamos_dk: raises 2000 to 3200
    DJCBoston: raises 250 to 3450 and is all-in
    priamos_dk: calls 250
    *** TURN *** [Jc 5h Qc] [4s]
    *** RIVER *** [Jc 5h Qc 4s] [2c]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    DJCBoston: shows [Qs 6d] (a pair of Queens)
    priamos_dk: shows [2s Qd] (two pair, Queens and Deuces)
    priamos_dk collected 7750 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 7750 | Rake 0
    Board [Jc 5h Qc 4s 2c]
    Seat 3: priamos_dk (button) (small blind) showed [2s Qd] and won (7750) with two pair, Queens and Deuces
    Seat 5: DJCBoston (big blind) showed [Qs 6d] and lost with a pair of Queens
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  3. Is the Fold button broken on your software? Do you see that button by any chance?

  4. and ofcourse the fucking twat is rewarded with the standard go fuckyour mother in the ass with a baseball bat you fucking cuntface mother fucking pig STARS FLUSH! Was there ever any fucking doubt? I mean, he has 3 fucking 5 he has to be beating something right?

    pokerstars Game #14211972417: Tournament #72129081, $35+$3 Hold'em No Limit - Level IX (300/600) - 2007/12/30 - 19:32:57 (ET)
    Table '72129081 1' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
    Seat 2: DJCBoston (1950 in chips)
    Seat 6: Whitewhale88 (11550 in chips)
    DJCBoston: posts the ante 50
    Whitewhale88: posts the ante 50
    DJCBoston: posts small blind 300
    Whitewhale88: posts big blind 600
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to DJCBoston [Qs 6c]
    DJCBoston: raises 1300 to 1900 and is all-in
    Whitewhale88: calls 1300
    *** FLOP *** [Kh Qd 6d]
    *** TURN *** [Kh Qd 6d] [8c]
    *** RIVER *** [Kh Qd 6d 8c] [Td]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    Whitewhale88: shows [3d 5d] (a flush, Queen high)
    DJCBoston: shows [Qs 6c] (two pair, Queens and Sixes)
    Whitewhale88 collected 3900 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 3900 | Rake 0
    Board [Kh Qd 6d 8c Td]
    Seat 2: DJCBoston (button) (small blind) showed [Qs 6c] and lost with two pair, Queens and Sixes
    Seat 6: Whitewhale88 (big blind) showed [3d 5d] and won (3900) with a flush, Queen high
    Thread Starter
  5. You should fold your sad life douchebag. You have anything better to do? Any frinds? A girlfriend...nah, nevermind. Anyone as lame as you couldn't get laid on Anette's BR.
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  6. Then again, coming from a guy that doen't even play poker you seem brilliant.
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  7. I'm just trying to help you out here.

    You are in here all the time bitching and complaining and swearing like a grumpy piece of taint.

    But, yeah, since you mention it, I don't play poker and don't have a girlfriend...

    ...

    coffee?
  8. So let's get this straight...you have no GF and hang out in a Poker Room Forum 24-7 and don't play poker. You see what I'm getting at? I mean, there's no chicks here boss. You chose a poker site...why? Why not an NBA forum or Geektalk.com? I mean you could have chosen any form of chat to be an asshole on. Why poker?
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  9. Hmm..

    Should I start a new thread here then?

    Seems I have taken a real bad beat.

    Does it fit or are there any other forums for this situation and nonsense??

    What is geektalk all about?

    You want to go out for beers and wings sometime?
  10. Love to take you out and show you what a bar looks like RF but who's gonna man the ship we call P5's? I mean, P5's surely couldn't go 3 hours without you scanning all the BB posts and posting pics of your gay lovers?
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  11. You had 3xbb and he had you outchipped almost 10:1...it's a standard play.

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