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KINGS VS ACES AND ACES VS KINGS..2 SEP. HANDS AT THE SAME TIME POKERSTARS HATES ME

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  1. Cortz Cortz is offline

    Youngtown, AZ
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    Oct 30th, 2006 (10/30/2006 10:57pm)

    SORRY ABOUT FLOOODING THE BAD BEAT SECTION HERE BUT THIS IS A FUCKING JOKE

    FUCKING RIGGED RIGGED

    (3 REBUY WHSAHFASHFHJ)
    pokerstars Game #6836291587: Tournament #34618984, $3.00+$0.30 Hold'em No Limit - Level XIV (1500/3000) - 2006/10/30 - 23:51:50 (ET)
    Table '34618984 213' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
    Seat 1: Cortz (71936 in chips)
    Seat 2: SIR DERIK (10769 in chips)
    Seat 3: nicoSF (68080 in chips)
    Seat 4: Matt242 (42533 in chips)
    Seat 5: DCMoNeY7 (56330 in chips)
    Seat 6: Matfrid (22230 in chips)
    Seat 7: PG22Hein (101540 in chips)
    Seat 8: TheLandlord1 (49560 in chips)
    Seat 9: Rickyroodido (72497 in chips)
    Cortz: posts the ante 150
    SIR DERIK: posts the ante 150
    nicoSF: posts the ante 150
    Matt242: posts the ante 150
    DCMoNeY7: posts the ante 150
    Matfrid: posts the ante 150
    PG22Hein: posts the ante 150
    TheLandlord1: posts the ante 150
    Rickyroodido: posts the ante 150
    DCMoNeY7: posts small blind 1500
    Matfrid: posts big blind 3000
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to Cortz [Kh Kc]
    Matfrid said, "ty"
    PG22Hein: calls 3000
    TheLandlord1: raises 6000 to 9000
    Rickyroodido: folds
    Cortz: raises 62786 to 71786 and is all-in
    SIR DERIK: folds
    nicoSF: folds
    Matt242: folds
    DCMoNeY7: folds
    Matfrid: folds
    PG22Hein: folds
    TheLandlord1: calls 40410 and is all-in
    *** FLOP *** [7d 2c 9s]
    *** TURN *** [7d 2c 9s] [7c]
    *** RIVER *** [7d 2c 9s 7c] [9h]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    TheLandlord1: shows [Ah Ad] (two pair, Aces and Nines)
    Cortz: shows [Kh Kc] (two pair, Kings and Nines)
    TheLandlord1 collected 107670 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 107670 | Rake 0
    Board [7d 2c 9s 7c 9h]
    Seat 1: Cortz showed [Kh Kc] and lost with two pair, Kings and Nines
    Seat 2: SIR DERIK folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 3: nicoSF folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 4: Matt242 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 5: DCMoNeY7 (small blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 6: Matfrid (big blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 7: PG22Hein folded before Flop
    Seat 8: TheLandlord1 showed [Ah Ad] and won (107670) with two pair, Aces and Nines
    Seat 9: Rickyroodido folded before Flop (didn't bet)

    PokerStars Game #6836302834: Tournament #34619005, $2.00+$0.20 Hold'em No Limit - Level VI (100/200) - 2006/10/30 - 23:52:44 (ET)
    Table '34619005 36' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
    Seat 1: B Rob TN (10188 in chips)
    Seat 2: lotidottie01 (13020 in chips)
    Seat 3: Keokalani (1686 in chips)
    Seat 4: nildestroyer (7373 in chips)
    Seat 5: harry brisco (6021 in chips)
    Seat 6: popeoples (9670 in chips)
    Seat 7: skip1975 (4440 in chips)
    Seat 8: Cortz (5612 in chips)
    Seat 9: madrocker4 (3557 in chips)
    nildestroyer: posts small blind 100
    harry brisco: posts big blind 200
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to Cortz [Ad As]
    popeoples: folds
    skip1975: calls 200
    Cortz: raises 600 to 800
    madrocker4: folds
    B Rob TN: raises 600 to 1400
    lotidottie01: folds
    Keokalani: raises 286 to 1686 and is all-in
    nildestroyer: folds
    harry brisco: folds
    skip1975: folds
    Cortz: raises 3926 to 5612 and is all-in
    B Rob TN: calls 4212
    *** FLOP *** [Jc 7c 8c]
    *** TURN *** [Jc 7c 8c] [Qc]
    *** RIVER *** [Jc 7c 8c Qc] [5d]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    Cortz: shows [Ad As] (a pair of Aces)
    B Rob TN: shows [Kc Kh] (a flush, King high)
    B Rob TN collected 7852 from side pot
    Keokalani: shows [5h 5c] (a flush, Queen high)
    B Rob TN collected 5558 from main pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 13410 Main pot 5558. Side pot 7852. | Rake 0
    Board [Jc 7c 8c Qc 5d]
    Seat 1: B Rob TN showed [Kc Kh] and won (13410) with a flush, King high
    Seat 2: lotidottie01 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 3: Keokalani (button) showed [5h 5c] and lost with a flush, Queen high
    Seat 4: nildestroyer (small blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 5: harry brisco (big blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 6: popeoples folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 7: skip1975 folded before Flop
    Seat 8: Cortz showed [Ad As] and lost with a pair of Aces
    Seat 9: madrocker4 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
  2. showtime90 showtime90 is offline

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    Oct 31st, 2006 (10/31/2006 1:43am) in reply to Cortz

    =/

    jesus.
  3. TMLMS13 TMLMS13 is offline

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    Oct 31st, 2006 (10/31/2006 2:46am) in reply to Cortz

    why such an overbet in the first hand?
  4. stevel1017 stevel1017 is offline

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    Oct 31st, 2006 (10/31/2006 7:41am) in reply to Cortz

    Cortz, I really enjoy your posts, if for no other reason than it's good to see I'm not the only one that poker treats as if it's a dog, and I wear Milkbone underwear
  5. crushcards crushcards is offline

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    Oct 31st, 2006 (10/31/2006 10:56am) in reply to stevel1017

    What's so great about his posts? All he does is post hand histories showing how horrible his life is.
  6. Cortz Cortz is offline

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    Oct 31st, 2006 (10/31/2006 11:02am) in reply to TMLMS13

    overbet 1st hand was cuz got limped and another guy raises to 9k...making 12K + the 4.5 K in the blinds and the antes....making the pot around 18K.

    I felt if i made a value raise here it will give away the strength of my hand but a shove here would put my range on around Jacks or AK.......

    Pot was big enough i felt and i managed to comeback only to get robbed by the ironic ace 10........
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  7. j_farah j_farah is offline

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    Oct 31st, 2006 (10/31/2006 3:55pm) in reply to crushcards

    That's exactly why they're great - they make our lives seem less crappy by comparison.
  8. Monkey Fox Monkey Fox is offline

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    Oct 31st, 2006 (10/31/2006 6:24pm) in reply to Cortz

    Dear Cortz,

    Kill Yourself.

    Sincerly,

    Monkey
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