pretty funny stuff.....i flopped top and bottom +Q high flush draw vs his J high flush draw and pair....he turns three 4s i river flush and he goes off.....5 mins later we get it in again this time i have JJJ vs 555 he turns quads and still doesnt stop.....pretty funny stuff


<< Result for Hand 1818574073 >>

UH OOH wins ($28.70) with (Flush, king high).

RFK9: unreal

RFK9: good one donkey

RFK9: my gosh you fkkn donks are so bad

<< Result for Hand 1818575015 >>

SENOR LOCO wins ($3.82 chips).

UH OOH: lol

RFK9: yeah shove it in there donk

RFK9: well played

UH OOH: lol

RFK9: fkkn joke

UH OOH: lol

UH OOH: tilt much

RFK9: seriously i dont think some of you idiots could play worse

RFK9: TILT?

RFK9: you are playing donkstyle like you are on tilt

RFK9: idiot

UH OOH: u acting like it

UH OOH: act like youve lost a pot before

RFK9: acting

RFK9: wow you are fkkkn dumb

Chat is disabled when a player is all-in

<< Result for Hand 1818575498 >>

SENOR LOCO wins ($15.68 chips).

You've been awarded 6 Ultimate Points + 1 RAI$E Status Point.

RFK9: no wonder the moron buyins in for ten bucks

RFK9: so he can shove a paired board with a flush draw

RFK9: LOL

RFK9: fkkkn donkey

UH OOH: lol

RFK9: yeah lol

RFK9: you fkkn suck donk

RFK9: we get it

UH OOH: im sorry u dont live in a perfect worls

RFK9: in a perfect world you would be able to spell

RFK9: moron

UH OOH: dude theres an open seat on chico

RFK9: hey dumbass

RFK9: keep fkkkn sucking

UH OOH: hahah

RFK9: hah

<< Result for Hand 1818576690 >>

X_GREG_X wins ($13.36) with (Full house, sevens full of aces).

RFK9: keep shoving in with your flush draw on paired board

RFK9: LOL

UH OOH: im sorry i dont play perfect

RFK9: fkkkn moron

UH OOH: i had 2 pair

RFK9: no really

RFK9: keep doing it plz

UH OOH: and i only shuved 1.20 more

RFK9: even worse

RFK9: you basically called me allin when it paired

RFK9: LOL

UH OOH: my connection is horrid tonite

UH OOH: it was obv u had a flush draw

RFK9: that makes you even fkkkn worse donkey

UH OOH: u got lucky and spiked a 4

UH OOH: and then lost

UH OOH: relax

UH OOH: act like u have played omaha before

RFK9: it is obvious you fkkn suck donk

UH OOH: and im drunk

UH OOH: so i dont care

<< Result for Hand 1818578440 >>

RFK9 wins ($6.10 chips).

RFK9: just promise you'll keep sucking dip*****

UH OOH: i will bud

UH OOH: just for youy

RFK9: for all of us

UH OOH: keep callin with j high flush draws

RFK9: you really are fkkkn stupid

UH OOH: and ill keep shuvin mine

RFK9: arent you

RFK9: keep shoving your top and bottom pair like its the nuts

UH OOH: hahah

RFK9: dumbass

UH OOH: crybaby

UH OOH: cry me a river

RFK9: then when the board kills your hand

RFK9: call allin anyway

RFK9: LMFAO

UH OOH: obv it didnt kill my hand i had the winning flush draw

RFK9: FKKKn RETARD

RFK9: LMFAO

RFK9: !!!!!!!!

UH OOH: im gonna call u justin timberlak

RFK9: WOW YOU ARE DONKTARED!!!!

RFK9: LOL

<< Result for Hand 1818579615 >>

X_GREG_X wins ($5.01 chips).

UH OOH: cry me a river

UH OOH: cry me a river

RFK9: wow you are faggy too

UH OOH: yea ur cryin over a 30 pot and im the fag

<< Result for Hand 1818581111 >>

FROMME21 wins ($5.18 chips).

RFK9: I"M ACTUALLY LAUGHING AT YOUR DUMBASS

UH OOH: besides if im so bad why disturb the fish

RFK9: FAG!!!!!!!!!!!

UH OOH: why tap the glass

RFK9: b/c a moron like you thinks they are good anyway

RFK9: fkkkn dumbass

UH OOH: lol

RFK9: LOL

<< Result for Hand 1818582064 >>

FROMME21 wins ($3.82 chips).

RFK9: exactly

RFK9: dumbass

UH OOH: dumbass

UH OOH: dumbass

UH OOH: donkey

RFK9: yes you are

UH OOH: UR A LOSER

RFK9: we know

RFK9: ur a total fkkkn loser

UH OOH: I SEE U PLAY ALL THE TIME

RFK9: you see nothing fag

UH OOH: I DONT THINK I MADE A GOOD PLAY

RFK9: if you think i'm a loser

UH OOH: IM DRUNK ITS CHRISTMAS

RFK9: you are completely fkktarded

UH OOH: HAVE FUN OR SHUT THE **** UP

UH OOH: UR A LOSER

UH OOH: LOSER

UH OOH: LOSER

RFK9: loser

RFK9: loser

RFK9: loser

RFK9: loser

RFK9: loser

RFK9: loser

UH OOH: u obv have no friends

RFK9: have another fkkn drink loser

RFK9: loser

<< Result for Hand 1818582948 >>

CARDKING19 wins ($1.19 chips).

RFK9: you are fat and homeless

UH OOH: its baffling

RFK9: stealing internet from your van

RFK9: loser

UH OOH: act like you've played before

RFK9: loser

UH OOH: lol

UH OOH: i might as well be

UH OOH: ****** clear internet sucks

RFK9: thats b/c you are stealing it

UH OOH: lol

RFK9: from an unsecured source

RFK9: loser

UH OOH: your right

<< Result for Hand 1818583802 >>

FROMME21 wins ($17.12) with (Flush, ace high).

You've been awarded 6 Ultimate Points + 1 RAI$E Status Point.

UH OOH: im eatin government cheese

CARDKING19: idiots

CARDKING19: ***kin chasin faggets

UH OOH: livin in a van down by the river

UH OOH: another poor sport

RFK9: nope no river for you

UH OOH: this site is almost unbearable

UH OOH: how much u lose today cardking

UH OOH: 100

UH OOH: 200

<< Result for Hand 1818584589 >>

RFK9 wins ($1.02 chips).

RFK9: your play is what keeps me around

RFK9: LOL

CARDKING19: 80

RFK9: van man

CARDKING19: so far

UH OOH: lol

UH OOH: not bad

UH OOH: omg

<< Result for Hand 1818585349 >>

CARDKING19: wow

RFK9: oooooooooops

RFK9 wins ($36.86) with (Four of a kind, fives).

RFK9: hahhahaha

UH OOH: so funny

RFK9: laugh now fag

UH OOH: lol

UH OOH: i am

Chat is disabled when a player is all-in

UH OOH: not the end of the world

<< Result for Hand 1818585962 >>

SENOR LOCO wins side pot($2.60) with (Two Pair, sevens and threes).

SENOR LOCO wins main pot($3.19) with (Two Pair, sevens and threes).

RFK9: no you shouldve lost that before anyway idiot

UH OOH: yea

UH OOH: yea

UH OOH: mister one outer

UH OOH: lol

UH OOH: so funny

RFK9: what do you expect with set over set

RFK9: me to fold my set

RFK9: lol

UH OOH: guaranteed u thought u had the nuts

RFK9: stfu

UH OOH: hahah

<< Result for Hand 1818586632 >>

FERY15 wins (97c chips).

RFK9: hahahha

RFK9: guaranteed you fkkkn lose that buyin too

UH OOH: dude that beat was way grosser then the one i put on

UH OOH: you

UH OOH: but im not gonna cry like u

UH OOH: cuz its 36 bucks

CARDKING19: thats not the sad part its the site that has a 75 percent r

RFK9: you saying this

RFK9: is fkkn crying

UH OOH: not the end of the world

RFK9: idiot

UH OOH: hahah

UH OOH: so funny

CARDKING19: almost 80 percent

RFK9: saying i'm not going to cry is fkkn crying

RFK9: retard

CARDKING19: on all big hands

UH OOH: dude ill play u head up anytime

UH OOH: just say the word

RFK9: but you need to start reading a little bit

RFK9: buy a book

RFK9: fkk tard

<< Result for Hand 1818587202 >>

RFK9 wins ($4.76 chips).

UH OOH: lol

UH OOH: ur such a stud rfk

UH OOH: ur so good

UH OOH: teach me ur ways

RFK9: ok tool

UH OOH: lol

RFK9: just keep buying in for ten bucks

UH OOH: lol

RFK9: you arent even an expensive tool

UH OOH: dude theres no need to full buy in these games bro

RFK9: you are a generic little cheap tool

<< Result for Hand 1818588361 >>

FROMME21 wins (97c chips).

<< Result for Hand 1818589373 >>

FROMME21 wins ($4.66 chips).

You've been awarded 6 Ultimate Points + 1 RAI$E Status Point.

RFK9: bybye tool

UH OOH: oh ur leavin

UH OOH: u fag

UH OOH: play me HU tomorrow

RFK9: its too late to be playing with cheap lil tools

RFK9: LOL

UH OOH: hahah

RFK9: HAH

RFK9: you dont play HU

UH OOH: yea u should be leavin broke mr one outer

RFK9: keep lying fag

UH OOH: i do bud

RFK9: you never play HU

UH OOH: ill play right now

UH OOH: full buy in

<< Result for Hand 1818589828 >>

CARDKING19 wins ($9.67) with (Straight, six to ten).

RFK9: ahahhahahahhahah

RFK9: loser

RFK9: stfu

UH OOH: lol

UH OOH: thats what i thought

RFK9: you dont play HU ever

RFK9: loser

RFK9: i

UH OOH: ok

RFK9: am always playing HU

RFK9: you

RFK9: never

UH OOH: no ur not

RFK9: so

RFK9: stfu

UH OOH: who do u play

UH OOH: brand new

RFK9: you drunk tool

UH OOH: or filfish

RFK9: TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!

UH OOH: or acedoctor

UH OOH: cmon bud

RFK9: TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

RFK9: TOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

RFK9: TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

RFK9: BYBYBYYBYBYYBYE

UH OOH: take ur one outer money and run baller

RFK9: TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

RFK9: BYBBYBYYBYE tool

UH OOH: lol

UH OOH: i love you

<< Result for Hand 1818590715 >>

CARDKING19 wins ($4.76) with (Straight, eight to queen).

UH OOH: merry christmas

UH OOH: baller

RFK9: BYBYBYBYYE is that a fag reference like your song

RFK9: before

RFK9: BYBYBYE

RFK9: HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHA

RFK9: MORON

UH OOH: dude if i dont play HU why wouldnt u playme

RFK9: go sit clown

RFK9: i'll be there

UH OOH: ok

RFK9: full buyin

<< Result for Hand 1818591722 >>

FROMME21 wins ($1.91 chips).

<< Result for Hand 1818592346 >>

FROMME21 wins ($2.26 chips).

<< Result for Hand 1818593077 >>

UH OOH: lol and hes nowhere to be found

FERY15 wins ($5.37) with (Three of a kind, queens(jack kicker)).

<< Result for Hand 1818593595 >>

UH OOH wins ($14.79) with (Full house, threes full of aces).

<< Result for Hand 1818594580 >>

DZIU24 wins ($21.39) with (Flush, queen high).

RFK9: hey uh ohh where are u

<< Result for Hand 1818595070 >>

FROMME21 wins ($1.07 chips).

You've been awarded 6 Ultimate Points + 1 RAI$E Status Point.

<< Result for Hand 1818595576 >>

UH OOH wins ($6.99) with (Three of a kind, nines).

RFK9: uh ohhhh where are you for HU

RFK9: no where to be found i see

RFK9: fkkn pussssssssssssssssssssy

UH OOH: hahahah i sat for 5 mins

Chat is disabled when a player is all-in

<< Result for Hand 1818595945 >>

AKGB049M wins ($17.10 chips).

UH OOH: someone else sat so i left

RFK9: lies lies lies

UH OOH: hahah

UH OOH: ok

<< Result for Hand 1818597233 >>

UH OOH wins ($48.91) with (Four of a kind, threes).

<< Result for Hand 1818598193 >>

FERY15 wins side pot(48c) with (One pair, fours).

BCHANG420 wins main pot($3.00) with (Full house, nines full of fours).

<< Result for Hand 1818598726 >>

DZIU24 wins (82c chips).

UH OOH: im definitely posting this chat on p5s

UH OOH: so funny

<< Result for Hand 1818599205 >>

DZIU24 wins ($1.86) with (Two Pair, aces and sixes).

UH OOH: cant believe i checked flop so sickl

<< Result for Hand 1818599828 >>

10000MANIACS wins side pot($12.44) with (Straight, nine to king).

10000MANIACS wins main pot($6.22) with (Straight, nine to king).

RFK9: its hilarious you offer HU and dont sit, very funny

RFK9: LOL

UH OOH: dude i sat 5 mins someone else sat and i left

RFK9: and extremely pathetic too

UH OOH: im over you bro

RFK9: you liar

RFK9: HAH

UH OOH: i play everyday

<< Result for Hand 1818600436 >>

UH OOH: you'll have tons of oppurtunity to get ur money back

FERY15 wins ($11.33) with (Two Pair, nines and fours).

You've been awarded 6 Ultimate Points + 1 RAI$E Status Point.

UH OOH: cry baby

AKGB049M: fk this kunt off a website rite up its pooper

RFK9: i already got my money back from you idiot

RFK9: LOL

UH OOH: oh yeah

RFK9: wow, not only are a liar

RFK9: you are fkkn stupid as well

RFK9: LOL

UH OOH: el capitan one outer

RFK9: idiot

AKGB049M: i think the entire UB staff r cheats and ross hamilton imper

RFK9: you play so poorly

UH OOH: haha u are a class act

<< Result for Hand 1818601052 >>

UH OOH wins ($3.72) with (Two Pair, aces and nines).

RFK9: hahhah you are a flaming clown

AKGB049M: lik my fuzzzy anus UB

UH OOH: why did u leave if ur still one her badgering

RFK9: her?

UH OOH: u got ur justice

AKGB049M: butttholeeeeeeeeeeeeee

RFK9: buy a book

RFK9: learn to type and spell

RFK9: clown

AKGB049M: a 2 hhahahaha

UH OOH: ur seriously spell checking me

UH OOH: hahaha

<< Result for Hand 1818601711 >>

FERY15 wins ($5.33 chips).

RFK9: i'm still on to play HU vs. you idiot

RFK9: lets go

RFK9: duh

AKGB049M: i just want to pull my pants down and go peepee all over my

RFK9: you fkkn dense clown

UH OOH: cant im too big of fonj

RFK9: fonj?

RFK9: another good one

UH OOH: lol

RFK9: to retarded to explain that you are scared?

AKGB049M: at least ive got my boobie tasssles on

<< Result for Hand 1818602296 >>

FERY15 wins ($6.10 chips).

UH OOH: yup im scared

UH OOH: have a good nite

RFK9: i'll decipher your retard code

RFK9: dont worry

AKGB049M: poop in my mouth

DZIU24: i am reporting RFK9 for harassing this table

AKGB049M: haha true fk that scrotum

RFK9: i'm bright enough to talk through your ideocy

AKGB049M: lick our collective klitoris

RFK9: REPORT????????????

RFK9: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

<< Result for Hand 1818602848 >>

AKGB049M wins ($1.15 chips).

AKGB049M: lick my puss bump

RFK9: like these canadian indians give a fkkk who own this

RFK9: chitpile

RFK9: HAH

UH OOH: go to bed *****less and friendless

RFK9: SO YOU ARE TOTALLY BICHING OUT OF HU

UH OOH: rfk are u on p5s

RFK9: THATS WHAT I THOUGHT

<< Result for Hand 1818603405 >>

10000MANIACS wins ($3.82 chips).

UH OOH: dude u had ur chance

UH OOH: i sat

RFK9: the more you lie about it

AKGB049M: i hav poop caked in my cheeks

RFK9: the more pathetic you truly are

RFK9: sad

RFK9: little idiot

RFK9: bybye

RFK9: moron

UH OOH: i sat again

AKGB049M: u r a little idiot u *** poopshtazz dik

RFK9: keep up the lies

UH OOH: im at standish

<< Result for Hand 1818603943 >>

FERY15 wins ($1.49 chips).

DZIU24: RFK9, your rant is pathetic, get a life

UH OOH: lol and someone sat with me again

AKGB049M: lickamepooper

UH OOH: so funny

<< Result for Hand 1818604635 >>

AKGB049M wins ($15.43) with (Full house, tens full of eights).

You've been awarded 6 Ultimate Points + 1 RAI$E Status Point.

AKGB049M: oohh sheneneniwa

<< Result for Hand 1818605223 >>

UH OOH wins ($1.24 chips).

AKGB049M: shinia twains butthole

<< Result for Hand 1818605864 >>

10000MANIACS wins ($8.85 chips).

DZIU24: surprise raise by MANIACS

<< Result for Hand 1818606649 >>

10000MANIACS wins ($8.27 chips).

<< Result for Hand 1818607122 >>

10000MANIACS wins side pot($17.63) with (Straight, five to nine).

10000MANIACS wins main pot($12.58) with (Straight, five to nine).

AKGB049M: scrotummmmmmm

<< Result for Hand 1818607681 >>

DZIU24 wins ($3.00 chips).

UH OOH: so funny

UH OOH: we finally get to a table and i tell him let me quit other

UH OOH: tables and piss

UH OOH: and he leaves

UH OOH: hahahah

UH OOH: priceless

<< Result for Hand 1818608081 >>

DEATHS0UL wins (62c) with (Two Pair, kings and sevens).

<< Result for Hand 1818608500 >>

UH OOH wins ($1.07) with (Straight, nine to king).

<< Result for Hand 1818609092 >>

BCHANG420 wins ($2.26 chips).

<< Result for Hand 1818609486 >>

PLAYM0NEYPRO wins ($37.07) with (Full house, kings full of sixes).

<< Result for Hand 1818610010 >>

ODDSRIWIN wins (55c chips).

<< Result for Hand 1818610130 >>

PLAYM0NEYPRO wins (92c) with (Two Pair, nines and fours).

<< Result for Hand 1818610620 >>

BCHANG420 wins ($2.43 chips).

<< Result for Hand 1818610894 >>

PLAYM0NEYPRO wins (80c chips).

<< Result for Hand 1818611033 >>

ODDSRIWIN wins (67c chips).

<< Result for Hand 1818611392 >>

ODDSRIWIN wins (92c chips).

<< Result for Hand 1818611693 >>

ODDSRIWIN wins (77c chips).

<< Result for Hand 1818611992 >>

BCHANG420 wins ($6.00 chips).

<< Result for Hand 1818612721 >>

BCHANG420 wins ($1.02 chips).

<< Result for Hand 1818613322 >>

ODDSRIWIN wins ($3.15 chips).

You've been awarded 6 Ultimate Points + 1 RAI$E Status Point.

<< Result for Hand 1818613750 >>

WOOK_MONSTA wins ($2.53 chips).

<< Result for Hand 1818614240 >>

DZIU24 wins (87c) with (Two Pair, aces and jacks).

RFK9: thanks for your cash HU UH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

RFK9: you fkkkn tard

UH OOH: no prob bud

UH OOH: enjoy it

<< Result for Hand 1818614679 >>

UH OOH wins ($1.24 chips).

RFK9: i would enjoy it if you rebuy

UH OOH: lol

<< Result for Hand 1818615173 >>

DZIU24: i am convinced RFK9's friend count is below 3

ODDSRIWIN wins ($20.52) with (Two Pair, aces and kings).

UH OOH: nh sir

RFK9: you are convinced

ODDSRIWIN: ty u2

RFK9: your logic is fkkn pathetic

RFK9: loser

<< Result for Hand 1818615640 >>

UH OOH wins (90c chips).

UH OOH: lol

RFK9: you and your retarded buddy should read a book

<< Result for Hand 1818615908 >>

BCHANG420 wins ($1.15 chips).

RFK9: LOL

RFK9: fkkkn tards

UH OOH: ur good at makin friends

DZIU24: the obvious logic wouldn't make sense to someone illogical

UH OOH: so funny

<< Result for Hand 1818616206 >>

PLAYM0NEYPRO wins ($2.58 chips).

UH OOH: the wins a pot with bottom set vs my top 2

RFK9: the obvious logic would say i'm not trying to make E FRIENDS

DZIU24: the person with no logic can only lash out at other people

RFK9: LOSER

DZIU24: because he has no idea what's going on

RFK9: whereas some loser such as yourself that suck at real life

UH OOH: RFK9= SUPER PIMP COOL GUY

RFK9: need to be nice online

<< Result for Hand 1818616548 >>

BCHANG420 wins ($4.39 chips).

DZIU24: delusional RFK9

UH OOH: HHAHAHAHAH

DZIU24: delusional

RFK9: b/c maybe someone will like you in a fake online world

RFK9: complete tools

DZIU24: making tons of sense

UH OOH: courtesy bud

RFK9: it makes total sense, but a lonely loser like you wouldnt

UH OOH: look it up in one of those books u want us to read

RFK9: want to admit it pegs you perfectly

<< Result for Hand 1818617131 >>

UH OOH wins ($2.73 chips).

You've been awarded 6 Ultimate Points + 1 RAI$E Status Point.

DZIU24: he has no idea how to interact with people

DZIU24: he just lashes out at them

DZIU24: utterly clueless

RFK9: i dont care, stay in the dark mushrooms

<< Result for Hand 1818617601 >>

BCHANG420 wins (65c chips).

DZIU24: he sits infront of his computer 14 hours a day

UH OOH: i feel sorry for him truthfully

RFK9: LOL

DZIU24: no idea how to interact with people

RFK9: come sit back down HU

RFK9: then

UH OOH: cant imagine how much hes down

RFK9: i'm actually far up

RFK9: moron

RFK9: come sit down HU

RFK9: again so i can get more in the black

UH OOH: to badger someone this long over a $30 pot

<< Result for Hand 1818617771 >>

UH OOH wins ($1.24 chips).

RFK9: i've won that back and more

UH OOH: especially when he one outered me 5 mins later

DZIU24: i can picture him at his less than 10 dollar an hour job

UH OOH: with bottom set vs my top set

RFK9: LOL

DZIU24: just suckin it up

UH OOH: hahahah

UH OOH: so classic

RFK9: i have way more than you ever will

RFK9: either of you

RFK9: guaranteed

UH OOH: i was thinkin same thing dz

UH OOH: well obv

RFK9: guaranteeeeeeeeeed

DZIU24: no one with money talks the way you do

DZIU24: we're not stupid

RFK9: way more money, education, friends, ect

UH OOH: thats why u feell the need to explode after losisng a $30 po

<< Result for Hand 1818618293 >>

WOOK_MONSTA wins ($1.02) with (Straight, nine to king).

RFK9: its the way i am biches

DZIU24: it's just a plain lie

UH OOH: whatever helps u sleep at night kid

DZIU24: he has no money

RFK9: go fkkk yourself

RFK9: you would hate me in real life too

UH OOH: hahah

BCHANG420: the difference is

RFK9: b/c i'd be the person you wish you were

RFK9: loser

UH OOH: im sure i would

DZIU24: the way he acts in these chats lead me to believe the opposi

RFK9: LOSERS

BCHANG420: listen kid

RFK9: BYBYE

BCHANG420: your a virgin

BCHANG420: stop talking

BCHANG420: go away

RFK9: actually its YOU ARE

RFK9: LOSER

RFK9: go to school

UH OOH: hahahaha

BCHANG420: ok cool

DZIU24: just totally delusional

UH OOH: hahahaha

RFK9: get some college pusssssssssssy

BCHANG420: i do

BCHANG420: get a lot of *****

<< Result for Hand 1818619038 >>

BCHANG420 wins ($5.63 chips).

RFK9: and maybe you'll learn some grammar

RFK9: fags

BCHANG420: LOL

BCHANG420: kid has no lie

BCHANG420: sore loser

DZIU24: oh how RFK9 wishes he could have gotten into a good college

RFK9: bybye for now

BCHANG420: gets you nowhere in life

BCHANG420: bye failure

RFK9: i wish?

RFK9: LOL

BCHANG420: you

BCHANG420: are a loser

RFK9: wow you fkkkn morons are clueless

BCHANG420: that is bad at poker

DZIU24: don't lie RFK9 you know we don't believe you

BCHANG420: adios

DZIU24: you're clearly an idiot

BCHANG420: ok cool

RFK9: keep licking the ground i shyyt on

RFK9: fags

BCHANG420: LOL

BCHANG420: this guy

BCHANG420: is great

BCHANG420: what a nerd

BCHANG420: yeeshh kids

<< Result for Hand 1818619588 >>

DZIU24 wins (87c chips).

BCHANG420: needa just learn how to lose with grace

RFK9: yeesh says the noodle

UH OOH: i love it

RFK9: i didnt lose

RFK9: HAHA

RFK9: this is called winning with grace

BCHANG420: lets play hes up

BCHANG420: heads up

DZIU24: in Reality, you did lose

RFK9: you fkkkn moron

BCHANG420: 1/2 HORSE

RFK9: 1/2 HORSE!

BCHANG420: lets play 1/2 HORSE heads up

RFK9: LOL

UH OOH: actually thats how this started remember bud

BCHANG420: cmon

RFK9: STFU

RFK9: CLOWN

RFK9: 1/2 HORSE

BCHANG420: every person who makes a living in poker

RFK9: what a fkkkn bore

BCHANG420: knows that HORSE is the ULTIMATE poker game

<< Result for Hand 1818620305 >>

ODDSRIWIN wins ($1.02) with (Two Pair, aces and tens(jack kicker)).

BCHANG420: proves if you are a better POKER play

RFK9: go eat some noodles

RFK9: hey chang

BCHANG420: i smoke fat blunts

BCHANG420: and eat HELLA rice

RFK9: go eat some egg rolls and stfu

BCHANG420: i ******* love rice

BCHANG420: eggs rolls im not really a fan

UH OOH: rfk has tiny penis guys ease off him

RFK9: go eat some rice and hunt some cats

UH OOH: imagine if ur penis was an inch

<< Result for Hand 1818620912 >>

DZIU24 wins ($1.02 chips).

BCHANG420: i roll blunts the size of eggrolls yeah

BCHANG420: no doubt

UH OOH: you'd be pissed at the world to

BCHANG420: ya diggg

ODDSRIWIN: i was gona say how nice it was you were chatting

BCHANG420: me?

RFK9: oh look the retards are bonding

ODDSRIWIN: hope he doesnt bring you down

RFK9: see i do bring the xmas spirit

DZIU24: bonding, something RFK9 wishes he knew how to do

BCHANG420: someone leave the table

DZIU24: with other human beings

BCHANG420: so we can have RFK play with us

BCHANG420: :]

ODDSRIWIN: positivity at a poker table is refreshing

RFK9: yeah i have no friends

BCHANG420: so he can lose all of his money

<< Result for Hand 1818621364 >>

PLAYM0NEYPRO wins ($5.63 chips).

UH OOH: he was here earlier

BCHANG420: haha he should come back

DZIU24: we know RFK, we know

RFK9: will you cool educated people be my friend?

BCHANG420: and we can take his money :]

RFK9: PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

BCHANG420: wem arent friends with DOUCHE bags

RFK9: will you guys like me plzzzzzzzzz

UH OOH: he lost to my draw and then hit a one outer and left

ODDSRIWIN: GLA

RFK9: you fkkkn tools

<< Result for Hand 1818621901 >>

PLAYM0NEYPRO wins (97c chips).

BCHANG420: LOL and is just talking hella sh1t

ODDSRIWIN: hope he comes back

RFK9: stay in your shed you fkkkn tools

UH OOH: im actually leavin

UH OOH: so he might come back

UH OOH: so funny tho

BCHANG420: YES

BCHANG420: hes back

RFK9: hi you fkkkn tools

<< Result for Hand 1818622194 >>

BCHANG420 wins ($3.15 chips).

You've been awarded 6 Ultimate Points + 1 RAI$E Status Point.

DZIU24: yeah he is a bit of a laugh

DZIU24: because he thinks he has an upperhand

BCHANG420: hi rfk :]

BCHANG420: im glad your here

RFK9: i love noodles

Chat is disabled when a player is all-in

<< Result for Hand 1818622463 >>

DZIU24 wins ($15.43) with (Straight, ace to five).

UH OOH: rfk=tiltbox

DZIU24: swoops it

DZIU24: thanks rfk

RFK9: you def needed it

<< Result for Hand 1818622952 >>

BCHANG420 wins ($4.39 chips).

DZIU24: nice excuse to losing the hand

RFK9: you should really thank ub for not putting a diamond up

RFK9: you shortstack fool

UH OOH: spoken like a true idiot

UH OOH: u limped k10j7 one suit

<< Result for Hand 1818623447 >>

WOOK_MONSTA wins ($1.02) with (Straight, four to eight).

RFK9: truth does sound weird to a dumbass like you

DZIU24: haha

UH OOH: and then called an all in raise after a raise

DZIU24: everytime RFK9 types something i just think

DZIU24: he's so delusional about

DZIU24: his life

DZIU24: does he stop to think yeah i'm the fkkn sh.it typing

RFK9: you are so completely clueless about my life fool

UH OOH: must be tough tho

<< Result for Hand 1818623913 >>

PLAYM0NEYPRO wins ($2.58 chips).

UH OOH: havin a 1 in pecker

DZIU24: you are giving so many clues

BCHANG420: thats what happens =\

RFK9: no thats Chang the one inch noodle

DZIU24: that all lead to you being a delusional douche

<< Result for Hand 1818624387 >>

BCHANG420 wins (90c chips).

RFK9: chang

BCHANG420: uhm nah i have a 6 inch ****

BCHANG420: ive measured it

RFK9: stfu with your little pinkey weiner

UH OOH: i think best part of all this is he corrects our spelling

<< Result for Hand 1818624581 >>

UH OOH wins (65c chips).

BCHANG420: and its prettyyy fat actually

RFK9: LOL

BCHANG420: thick as ****

BCHANG420: i make *****es come

BCHANG420: its a fact

UH OOH: like he works for scripts

RFK9: he is bragging about six inches

RFK9: LOL

BCHANG420: 6 inch aint a lil ****

RFK9: that means its about four maybe

BCHANG420: i never said i had a FAT ****

RFK9: what a fkkkn low life

BCHANG420: i aint got no lil **** though

RFK9: hey shortdkk man

RFK9: stfu

BCHANG420: is what im gettin at punk *****

BCHANG420: get a life

BCHANG420: lol

DZIU24: member when RFK9 said he had a lot of money lol

<< Result for Hand 1818624738 >>

PLAYM0NEYPRO wins ($7.29) with (Straight, ten to ace).

DZIU24: that was funny

UH OOH: lol

UH OOH: im done

UH OOH: gnite guys'

RFK9: dude i have more money than you

RFK9: for sure

RFK9: actually

DZIU24: yeah, dude, totally, dude

BCHANG420: oh yeah?

BCHANG420: oh yeah?

BCHANG420: oh yeah?

UH OOH: if any of u are on pocketfives look for this on the forum
RFK9: probably more than you and your eggroll combined


RFK9: no one cares about p5s fag

doubt anyone reads OP

 

Originally Posted by Whatshoulditbe

doubt anyone reads OP

cliff notes?

you're both gay.

 

Originally Posted by SigmaBetaRho

TL;DR

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