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  1. <SPAN>Hello, I need assistance with running better on your site. Unfortunately, I run very poorly, and I would like one of your support personnel to look into this problem. I used to have this situation occur, also, on pokerstars, however their generous support team was able to fix the problem and now I run exceptionally well! Now, I don't want to make any unreasonable requests, so I want to firmly assert, I am not wanting to run exceptionally well on your site also, merely average, or slightly above. I would modestly prefer my 80/20's and 70/30's to hold a lot of the time, and my 60/40's to hold most of the time. In pivotal situations when I am coerced into getting the money in behind when it is mathematically and monetarily advantageous, I don't find it to be unreasonable to be able to <SPAN>get there </SPAN>in these rare occasions<SPAN>. </SPAN>Thank you for your time, and I look forward to you updating my account.</SPAN>

    <SPAN>Best Regards, </SPAN>

    -HP
  2. Lol, I need to send this email to stars. I run so bad there. I run pretty well at Full Tilt, although the last couple days have been rough.
  3. I hear sending useless emails to support brings down your hourly rate.

    Can anyone confirm/deny this?
  4. this is one of the funniest post i ever read. jsut wanted to let u know
  5. LOL...I really hope this is a joke.
  6. I'm guessing you haven't been around long.
  7. ^^ now that's funny
  8. LOL one of my friends from home actually sent a kind of simlar email. Pretty funny stuff.

    BTW Doug can you activate my winmode soon?
  9. Is pokerstars located in the UK. If so send them a manchester U. jersey I stopped playing on full twat since they don't like my screen name. Change your name to something similar to the top players and it might just work.