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  1. Well, I've been reading a bit about how soft some of the Cake network tourneys are here at P5s so I sign up to Doyle's Room, quickly sign in to the first low stakes ($10+1) MTT (late registration) and 2 hands later I'm toast.... I didn't even consider they might play this badly.

    Hand #181348133E000341: Tournament Table 45 T4723518
    Tournament ID:4723518, Table 45
    Seat 1: lvof*** (2940.00 in chips)
    Seat 2: nick*** (3405.00 in chips)
    Seat 4: Ceda*** (3000.00 in chips)
    Seat 5: Nigh*** (2720.00 in chips)
    Seat 6: soph*** (3995.00 in chips)
    Seat 7: MADR*** (1960.00 in chips)
    Seat 8: Holl*** (3200.00 in chips)
    Seat 9: EduB*** (3350.00 in chips)
    Seat 10: Bum*** (2960.00 in chips)
    nick***: posts small blind 10
    NorthernBear: posts big blind 20
    Dealt to NorthernBear [ 9c Td ]
    Ceda***: folds
    Nigh***: folds
    soph***: calls
    MADR***: folds
    Holl***: folds
    EduB***: folds
    Bum***: folds
    lvof***: folds
    nick***: raises to 80
    NorthernBear: calls
    soph***: calls
    @@@ F_L_O_P @@@ [ Qh 4c 3s ]
    nick***: bets 200
    NorthernBear: folds
    soph***: folds
    soph***: mucks
    nick***: returns uncalled bet 200
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    nick***: mucks
    nick*** wins 240

    Hand #181348133E000365: Tournament Table 45 T4723518
    Tournament ID:4723518, Table 45
    Seat 1: lvof*** (2940.00 in chips)
    Seat 2: nick*** (3565.00 in chips)
    Seat 3: NorthernBear (2920.00 in chips)
    Seat 4: Ceda*** (3000.00 in chips)
    Seat 5: Nigh*** (2720.00 in chips)
    Seat 6: soph*** (3915.00 in chips)
    Seat 7: MADR*** (1960.00 in chips)
    Seat 8: Holl*** (3200.00 in chips)
    Seat 10: Bum*** (2960.00 in chips)
    NorthernBear: posts small blind 15
    Ceda***: posts big blind 30
    Dealt to NorthernBear [ Kh Ks ]
    Nigh***: folds
    soph***: calls
    MADR***: folds
    Holl***: calls
    Bum***: folds
    lvof***: calls
    nick***: calls
    NorthernBear: raises to 240
    Ceda***: folds
    soph***: calls
    Holl***: folds
    lvof***: calls
    nick***: folds
    @@@ F_L_O_P @@@ [ 9h 4c Qd ]
    NorthernBear: bets 540
    soph***: calls
    lvof***: folds
    # # # TURN # # # [ 4s ]
    NorthernBear: is all in 2140.0000
    soph***: calls
    NorthernBear: shows Kh Ks
    soph***: shows 9d 4d
    &&& RIVER &&& [ 9s ]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    soph*** wins 6,170 with Full House, Nines full of Fours

    Argh!!! My beatings follow me to another site....
  2. Eh, what? This post is not even worthy to be posted in the bad beat forum!

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  3. Lol followed by this gem less than 15 minutes later on FTP

    Full Tilt Poker Game #11294168926: $1 Tournament (84762211), Table 78 - 20/40 - No Limit Hold'em - 16:34:33 ET - 2009/03/23
    Seat 1: wolfgang geier1 (6,335)
    Seat 2: RiSSee (2,970)
    Seat 3: Sir Rooney1 (2,390)
    Seat 4: 74sebpoker74 (1,745)
    Seat 5: twill63 (1,515)
    Seat 6: Angel_LS (1,980)
    Seat 7: Insider_1964 (1,060)
    Seat 8: don sk (1,980)
    Seat 9: djoz4u (1,670)
    twill63 posts the small blind of 20
    Angel_LS posts the big blind of 40
    The button is in seat #4
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to Insider_1964 [Kc 9h]
    Insider_1964 calls 40
    don sk calls 40
    djoz4u folds
    wolfgang geier1 calls 40
    RiSSee folds
    Sir Rooney1 raises to 80
    74sebpoker74 folds
    twill63 folds
    Angel_LS calls 40
    Insider_1964 calls 40
    don sk calls 40
    wolfgang geier1 calls 40
    *** FLOP *** [9c 2d 3h]
    Angel_LS bets 120
    Insider_1964 raises to 980, and is all in
    don sk calls 980
    wolfgang geier1 folds
    Sir Rooney1 folds
    Angel_LS has 15 seconds left to act
    Angel_LS folds
    Insider_1964 shows [Kc 9h]
    don sk shows [9d 7d]
    *** TURN *** [9c 2d 3h] [7h]
    *** RIVER *** [9c 2d 3h 7h] [7s]
    Insider_1964 shows two pair, Nines and Sevens
    don sk shows a full house, Sevens full of Nines
    don sk wins the pot (2,500) with a full house, Sevens full of Nines
    Insider_1964 stands up
    wolfgang geier1 stands up
    RiSSee stands up
    Sir Rooney1 stands up
    74sebpoker74 stands up
    twill63 stands up
    Angel_LS stands up
    don sk stands up
    djoz4u stands up
    Insider_1964 (Observer): yikes
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 2,500 | Rake 0
    Board: [9c 2d 3h 7h 7s]
    Seat 1: wolfgang geier1 folded on the Flop
    Seat 2: RiSSee didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 3: Sir Rooney1 folded on the Flop
    Seat 4: 74sebpoker74 (button) didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 5: twill63 (small blind) folded before the Flop
    Seat 6: Angel_LS (big blind) folded on the Flop
    Seat 7: Insider_1964 showed [Kc 9h] and lost with two pair, Nines and Sevens
    Seat 8: don sk showed [9d 7d] and won (2,500) with a full house, Sevens full of Nines
    Seat 9: djoz4u didn't bet (folded)
    Thread Starter

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