Fucking disgusting day. Played 3 tournies, as follows...

Bodog 100K. Approx 730 players...top 63 paid, I get 73rd.

stars 500K. Build up to 10K early, then get kicked by 1400 fucking donkeys. First hand, I have AQ spades, raise it, get small reraise from another player, call it, and someone else goes all-in fora little more and have to call it. So I think I'm way behind, until they turn over AJ and QK...making my AQ a huge favorite. That is until the flop comes and QK flops a fucking str8. OK, it happens. Next, AA in early position. Raise 4x's BB (approx 1600)...Q8 calls immediately. Flop Q42. I bet pot, he goes all-in...turn 8. Then, I'm in SB with AJ. utg limps. After his limp, it folds around to me and I flat call as I'm fairly short stack now. Flop A 10 3. I check, he goes all-in with K 10. I call...turn J (giving me 2 pair)...river Q, he gets a str8. I've heard br say that dise has the sickest beats, but stars fucking hates me and the feeling is mutual. Finished 590 of 3400+...again, no money.

Dise 100K. So after the 1st 20 minutes I'm already down to 220. I hang around that for a while, until the blinds are 50/100...and I still have 220, obviously I have to make a move. I double up, make some good timely raises, etc...and build back to 2500. So we're 2 hours in now, I get AA, make the standard pre flop raise, get reraised all-in by JJ...you know the rest. Fuck poker when every tournament sucks your balls, when you spend 9 cumulative poker hours and don't even get paid for any.

Dearl lord, I'm not one to vent, but I'm fuming now. I gotta go find a live chicken to perform some sort of sacrifice and take out my frustration on it.

F**k you all.