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  1. Its like a fistpump because the only guy who can't have you beat calls, and then WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?

    Table 7 - 40/80 - No Limit Hold'em - 3:12:02 ET - 2009/08/15
    Seat 1: MatthewSims (2,850)
    Seat 2: maltaus (4,515)
    Seat 3: Sethlaw9 (1,100)
    Seat 5: crocstar (2,610)
    Seat 6: cmessling07 (1,060)
    Seat 7: that_pope (690)
    Seat 8: Maik1899 (4,290)
    Seat 9: shooji (3,030)
    cmessling07 posts the small blind of 40
    that_pope posts the big blind of 80
    The button is in seat #5
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to that_pope [Qs Qc]
    Maik1899 calls 80
    shooji folds
    MatthewSims has 15 seconds left to act
    MatthewSims calls 80
    maltaus calls 80
    Sethlaw9 folds
    crocstar folds
    cmessling07 calls 40
    that_pope raises to 690, and is all in
    Maik1899 folds
    MatthewSims folds
    maltaus folds
    cmessling07 calls 610
    that_pope shows [Qs Qc]
    cmessling07 shows [Ad Ac]
    that_pope: [lasekflksda
    *** FLOP *** [7h Th 5c]
    that_pope: WAT
    *** TURN *** [7h Th 5c] [Kd]
    that_pope: how
    *** RIVER *** [7h Th 5c Kd] [8h]
    that_pope shows a pair of Queens
    cmessling07 shows a pair of Aces
    cmessling07 wins the pot (1,620) with a pair of Aces
    that_pope: are you retarded?
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 1,620 | Rake 0
    Board: [7h Th 5c Kd 8h]
    Seat 1: MatthewSims folded before the Flop
    Seat 2: maltaus folded before the Flop
    Seat 3: Sethlaw9 didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 5: crocstar (button) didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 6: cmessling07 (small blind) showed [Ad Ac] and won (1,620) with a pair of Aces
    Seat 7: that_pope (big blind) showed [Qs Qc] and lost with a pair of Queens
    Seat 8: Maik1899 folded before the Flop
    Seat 9: shooji didn't bet (folded)
  2. Its just so sick, they raise when they are drawing, and check when they get there, ARGH.

    25/50 - No Limit Hold'em - 3:52:54 ET - 2009/08/15
    Seat 1: killi (805)
    Seat 2: kLickH (6,505)
    Seat 3: monkeypap (3,280)
    Seat 4: rohit_indpoker (1,590)
    Seat 5: Gambman (1,550)
    Seat 6: that_pope (1,585)
    monkeypap posts the small blind of 25
    rohit_indpoker posts the big blind of 50
    The button is in seat #2
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to that_pope [Qc Jh]
    Gambman folds
    that_pope raises to 150
    killi folds
    kLickH calls 150
    monkeypap folds
    rohit_indpoker calls 100
    *** FLOP *** [6d Jd 4d]
    rohit_indpoker checks
    that_pope bets 200
    kLickH folds
    rohit_indpoker has 15 seconds left to act
    rohit_indpoker raises to 450
    that_pope calls 250
    *** TURN *** [6d Jd 4d] [Kd]
    rohit_indpoker checks
    that_pope checks
    *** RIVER *** [6d Jd 4d Kd] [2c]
    rohit_indpoker has 15 seconds left to act
    rohit_indpoker bets 350
    that_pope folds
    Uncalled bet of 350 returned to rohit_indpoker
    rohit_indpoker mucks
    rohit_indpoker wins the pot (1,375)
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 1,375 | Rake 0
    Board: [6d Jd 4d Kd 2c]
    Seat 1: killi didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 2: kLickH (button) folded on the Flop
    Seat 3: monkeypap (small blind) folded before the Flop
    Seat 4: rohit_indpoker (big blind) collected (1,375), mucked
    Seat 5: Gambman didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 6: that_pope folded on the River
    Thread Starter
  3. Or is it....

    Full Tilt Poker Game #14188491626: $3 + 0.30 Knockout (104325948), Table 40 - 120/240 Ante 25 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:37:23 ET - 2009/08/22
    Seat 1: itsfourtwenty (3,185)
    Seat 2: cabbagegreen (8,120)
    Seat 3: swp704 (1,290)
    Seat 4: rollaplaya (1,590)
    Seat 5: SmuntBloker (12,945)
    Seat 6: that_pope (1,565)
    Seat 7: Teckelberry1 (1,995)
    Seat 8: debo24_7 (4,170)
    itsfourtwenty antes 25
    cabbagegreen antes 25
    swp704 antes 25
    rollaplaya antes 25
    SmuntBloker antes 25
    that_pope antes 25
    Teckelberry1 antes 25
    debo24_7 antes 25
    itsfourtwenty posts the small blind of 120
    cabbagegreen posts the big blind of 240
    The button is in seat #9
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to that_pope [As 5s]
    swp704 folds
    rollaplaya folds
    RoninMac sits down
    RoninMac adds 560
    RoninMac is sitting out
    SmuntBloker has 15 seconds left to act
    SmuntBloker folds
    that_pope raises to 1,540, and is all in
    Teckelberry1 folds
    debo24_7 folds
    itsfourtwenty calls 1,420
    cabbagegreen folds
    that_pope shows [As 5s]
    itsfourtwenty shows [3s 2s]
    *** FLOP *** [Tc Ac Kc]
    *** TURN *** [Tc Ac Kc] [Js]
    *** RIVER *** [Tc Ac Kc Js] [Jh]
    that_pope shows two pair, Aces and Jacks
    itsfourtwenty shows a pair of Jacks
    that_pope wins the pot (3,520) with two pair, Aces and Jacks
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 3,520 | Rake 0
    Board: [Tc Ac Kc Js Jh]
    Seat 1: itsfourtwenty (small blind) showed [3s 2s] and lost with a pair of Jacks
    Seat 2: cabbagegreen (big blind) folded before the Flop
    Seat 3: swp704 folded before the Flop
    Seat 4: rollaplaya folded before the Flop
    Seat 5: SmuntBloker folded before the Flop
    Seat 6: that_pope showed [As 5s] and won (3,520) with two pair, Aces and Jacks
    Seat 7: Teckelberry1 folded before the Flop
    Seat 8: debo24_7 folded before the Flop
    Thread Starter
  4. Same guy OBV...

    Full Tilt Poker Game #14188549662: $3 + 0.30 Knockout (104325948), Table 40 - 150/300 Ante 25 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:41:59 ET - 2009/08/22
    Seat 1: itsfourtwenty (2,610)
    Seat 2: cabbagegreen (7,060)
    Seat 3: swp704 (2,015)
    Seat 4: rollaplaya (1,010)
    Seat 5: SmuntBloker (12,830)
    Seat 6: that_pope (3,445)
    Seat 7: Teckelberry1 (1,895)
    Seat 8: debo24_7 (4,070)
    Seat 9: RoninMac (485), is sitting out
    itsfourtwenty antes 25
    cabbagegreen antes 25
    swp704 antes 25
    rollaplaya antes 25
    SmuntBloker antes 25
    that_pope antes 25
    Teckelberry1 antes 25
    debo24_7 antes 25
    RoninMac antes 25
    SmuntBloker posts the small blind of 150
    that_pope posts the big blind of 300
    The button is in seat #4
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to that_pope [6c Kd]
    Teckelberry1 folds
    debo24_7 folds
    RoninMac folds
    itsfourtwenty calls 300
    cabbagegreen folds
    swp704 folds
    rollaplaya folds
    SmuntBloker has 15 seconds left to act
    SmuntBloker calls 150
    that_pope has 15 seconds left to act
    that_pope checks
    *** FLOP *** [Kc 2d 3s]
    SmuntBloker has 15 seconds left to act
    SmuntBloker checks
    that_pope bets 600
    itsfourtwenty calls 600
    SmuntBloker has 15 seconds left to act
    SmuntBloker folds
    *** TURN *** [Kc 2d 3s] [3c]
    that_pope checks
    itsfourtwenty bets 900
    that_pope raises to 2,100
    itsfourtwenty calls 785, and is all in
    that_pope shows [6c Kd]
    itsfourtwenty shows [Td 3d]
    Uncalled bet of 415 returned to that_pope
    that_pope: op'o'kjl;dfjals;
    *** RIVER *** [Kc 2d 3s 3c] [7c]
    that_pope: HOW
    that_pope shows two pair, Kings and Threes
    itsfourtwenty shows three of a kind, Threes
    itsfourtwenty wins the pot (5,695) with three of a kind, Threes
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 5,695 | Rake 0
    Board: [Kc 2d 3s 3c 7c]
    Seat 1: itsfourtwenty showed [Td 3d] and won (5,695) with three of a kind, Threes
    Seat 2: cabbagegreen folded before the Flop
    Seat 3: swp704 folded before the Flop
    Seat 4: rollaplaya (button) folded before the Flop
    Seat 5: SmuntBloker (small blind) folded on the Flop
    Seat 6: that_pope (big blind) showed [6c Kd] and lost with two pair, Kings and Threes
    Seat 7: Teckelberry1 folded before the Flop
    Seat 8: debo24_7 folded before the Flop
    Seat 9: RoninMac folded before the Flop
    Thread Starter
  5. LOL TPTK is the nuts in OMAHA!!!!

    Full Tilt Poker Game #14188916742: $5 + 0.50 Tournament (104328110), Table 21 - 50/100 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 3:13:34 ET - 2009/08/22
    Seat 1: wptchamp101 (4,505)
    Seat 3: rosebud26e4u (8,355)
    Seat 4: HouseHunters (32,050)
    Seat 5: that_pope (2,060)
    Seat 6: McCoy8889 (12,090)
    Seat 7: Roddy324 (5,740)
    Seat 8: kramar09 (16,309)
    Seat 9: MaxSinitsyn (3,835)
    Roddy324 posts the small blind of 50
    kramar09 posts the big blind of 100
    The button is in seat #6
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to that_pope [8h 7h 7s 6s]
    MaxSinitsyn raises to 350
    wptchamp101 folds
    GhettoSuPaStaR sits down
    GhettoSuPaStaR adds 7,900
    rosebud26e4u folds
    HouseHunters folds
    that_pope calls 350
    McCoy8889 folds
    Roddy324 folds
    kramar09 calls 250
    *** FLOP *** [5c 6h Th]
    kramar09 checks
    MaxSinitsyn checks
    GhettoSuPaStaR is feeling happy
    that_pope bets 800
    kramar09 folds
    MaxSinitsyn has 15 seconds left to act
    MaxSinitsyn raises to 2,100
    that_pope calls 910, and is all in
    MaxSinitsyn shows [Ah Js Kc Ts]
    that_pope shows [8h 7h 7s 6s]
    Uncalled bet of 390 returned to MaxSinitsyn
    *** TURN *** [5c 6h Th] [2s]
    *** RIVER *** [5c 6h Th 2s] [2c]
    MaxSinitsyn shows two pair, Tens and Twos
    that_pope shows two pair, Sevens and Twos
    MaxSinitsyn wins the pot (4,520) with two pair, Tens and Twos
    that_pope: lol
    that_pope stands up
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 4,520 | Rake 0
    Board: [5c 6h Th 2s 2c]
    Seat 1: wptchamp101 didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 3: rosebud26e4u didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 4: HouseHunters didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 5: that_pope showed [8h 7h 7s 6s] and lost with two pair, Sevens and Twos
    Seat 6: McCoy8889 (button) didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 7: Roddy324 (small blind) folded before the Flop
    Seat 8: kramar09 (big blind) folded on the Flop
    Seat 9: MaxSinitsyn showed [Ah Js Kc Ts] and won (4,520) with two pair, Tens and Twos
    Thread Starter
  6. (Yes I was a 70:30 favorite on that last hand...almost like getting AA vs KK AIPF)
    Thread Starter
  7. Nice raise on 6th, maybe I will fold my pair of Queens showing to your 2s with NO DRAW.....

    Seat 2: DONKtified (1,209)
    Seat 7: that_pope (1,184)
    that_pope antes 25
    acenokicker antes 25
    *** 3RD STREET ***
    Dealt to Rath K [6c]
    Dealt to DONKtified [2h]
    Dealt to Spooony01 [Qs]
    Dealt to cagereleased [7d]
    Dealt to corn013 [Ah]
    Dealt to madridge [5c]
    Dealt to that_pope [5s 4c] [2c]
    Dealt to acenokicker [Td]
    that_pope is low with [2c]
    that_pope brings in for 50
    acenokicker folds
    Rath K folds
    acenokicker has returned
    DONKtified completes it to 150
    cagereleased calls 150
    corn013 folds
    madridge folds
    that_pope calls 100
    *** 4TH STREET ***
    Dealt to DONKtified [2h] [Ts]
    Dealt to cagereleased [7d] [9s]
    Dealt to that_pope [5s 4c 2c] [3s]
    DONKtified bets 150
    cagereleased calls 150
    that_pope calls 150
    *** 5TH STREET ***
    Dealt to DONKtified [2h Ts] [7s]
    Dealt to cagereleased [7d 9s] [Jd]
    Dealt to that_pope [5s 4c 2c 3s] [Qc]
    that_pope checks
    DONKtified bets 300
    cagereleased calls 300
    that_pope calls 300
    *** 6TH STREET ***
    Dealt to DONKtified [2h Ts 7s] [Qh]
    Dealt to cagereleased [7d 9s Jd] [Kc]
    Dealt to that_pope [5s 4c 2c 3s Qc] [Qd]
    that_pope bets 300
    DONKtified raises to 584, and is all in
    cagereleased folds
    that_pope calls 259, and is all in
    DONKtified shows [2s 9c 2h Ts 7s Qh]
    that_pope shows [5s 4c 2c 3s Qc Qd]
    Uncalled bet of 25 returned to DONKtified
    cdizzle_24 (Observer): live u can !@$$ with people... love it
    *** 7TH STREET ***
    Dealt to DONKtified [2s 9c 2h Ts 7s Qh] [3d]
    Dealt to that_pope [5s 4c 2c 3s Qc Qd] [8h]
    DONKtified shows [2s 9c 2h Ts 7s Qh 3d] a pair of Twos, for high
    that_pope shows [5s 4c 2c 3s Qc Qd 8h] a pair of Queens, for high and 8,5,4,3,2, for low
    that_pope wins the high pot (1,559) with a pair of Queens
    that_pope wins the low pot (1,559) with 8,5,4,3,2
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 3,118 | Rake 0
    Seat 1: Rath K folded on 3rd St.
    Seat 2: DONKtified showed [2s 9c 2h Ts 7s Qh 3d] and lost with HI: a pair of Twos
    Seat 3: Spooony01 folded on 3rd St.
    Seat 4: cagereleased folded on 6th St.
    Seat 5: corn013 folded on 3rd St.
    Seat 6: madridge folded on 3rd St.
    Seat 7: that_pope showed [5s 4c 2c 3s Qc Qd 8h] and won (3,118) with HI: a pair of Queens; LO: 8,5,4,3,2
    Thread Starter
  8. lol stud part 2....sorry I am not folding my aces (up) for 300 chips in a 5k pot....

    Full Tilt Poker Game #14211132208: $3 + 0.30 Tournament (104479854), Table 13 - 300/600 Ante 50 - Limit Stud Hi - 4:35:24 ET - 2009/08/23
    Seat 1: babypalova25 (8,312)
    Seat 2: Ardakhan_14 (7,404)
    Seat 3: coltrane777 (8,976)
    Seat 5: assum (8,335)
    Seat 6: Rudy (123)
    Seat 7: that_pope (2,473)
    Seat 8: YankeeBsbll (6,775)
    babypalova25 antes 50
    Ardakhan_14 antes 50
    coltrane777 antes 50
    assum antes 50
    Rudy antes 50
    that_pope antes 50
    YankeeBsbll antes 50
    *** 3RD STREET ***
    Dealt to babypalova25 [3s]
    Dealt to Ardakhan_14 [6s]
    Dealt to coltrane777 [Th]
    Dealt to assum [5h]
    Dealt to Rudy [7c]
    Dealt to that_pope [Kh 8c] [As]
    Dealt to YankeeBsbll [Qd]
    babypalova25 is low with [3s]
    babypalova25 brings in for 100
    Ardakhan_14 folds
    coltrane777 folds
    assum folds
    Rudy folds
    that_pope completes it to 300
    YankeeBsbll folds
    babypalova25 calls 200
    *** 4TH STREET ***
    Dealt to babypalova25 [3s] [4d]
    Dealt to that_pope [Kh 8c As] [Ah]
    that_pope bets 600
    babypalova25 calls 600
    *** 5TH STREET ***
    Dealt to babypalova25 [3s 4d] [6d]
    Dealt to that_pope [Kh 8c As Ah] [8h]
    that_pope bets 600
    babypalova25 calls 600
    *** 6TH STREET ***
    Dealt to babypalova25 [3s 4d 6d] [Tc]
    Dealt to that_pope [Kh 8c As Ah 8h] [9h]
    that_pope bets 600
    babypalova25 calls 600
    *** 7TH STREET ***
    Dealt to that_pope [Kh 8c As Ah 8h 9h] [Qc]
    that_pope checks
    babypalova25 has 15 seconds left to act
    babypalova25 bets 600
    that_pope calls 323, and is all in
    Uncalled bet of 277 returned to babypalova25
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    babypalova25 shows [Ac 9s 3s 4d 6d Tc 7d] Ace Ten high
    that_pope shows [Kh Qc As Ah 8h 9h 8c] two pair, Aces and Eights
    that_pope wins the pot (5,196) with two pair, Aces and Eights
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 5,196 | Rake 0
    Seat 1: babypalova25 showed [Ac 9s 3s 4d 6d Tc 7d] and lost with Ace Ten high
    Seat 2: Ardakhan_14 folded on 3rd St.
    Seat 3: coltrane777 folded on 3rd St.
    Seat 5: assum folded on 3rd St.
    Seat 6: Rudy folded on 3rd St.
    Seat 7: that_pope showed [Kh Qc As Ah 8h 9h 8c] and won (5,196) with two pair, Aces and Eights
    Seat 8: YankeeBsbll folded on 3rd St.
    Thread Starter
  9. Why the fuck not....I thought it was a bad beat that he had 5 more chips than me, so I couldn't get the bounty, but this happens instead.....

    Full Tilt Poker Game #14211428144: $5 + 0.50 Knockout (104482720), Table 4 - 100/200 - No Limit Hold'em - 5:08:48 ET - 2009/08/23
    Seat 1: that_pope (4,520)
    Seat 2: serolfnecaj (4,525)
    Seat 3: ultraleicht (6,725)
    Seat 5: ELMERFUDDII (9,663)
    Seat 6: STACEY7522 (10,031)
    ELMERFUDDII posts the small blind of 100
    STACEY7522 posts the big blind of 200
    The button is in seat #3
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to that_pope [Ks Kd]
    that_pope raises to 600
    serolfnecaj raises to 2,000
    ultraleicht folds
    ELMERFUDDII folds
    STACEY7522 folds
    that_pope raises to 4,520, and is all in
    serolfnecaj calls 2,520
    that_pope shows [Ks Kd]
    serolfnecaj shows [Ac Kc]
    *** FLOP *** [3d 8h 4c]
    *** TURN *** [3d 8h 4c] [7c]
    *** RIVER *** [3d 8h 4c 7c] [Jc]
    that_pope shows a pair of Kings
    serolfnecaj shows a flush, Ace high
    serolfnecaj wins the pot (9,340) with a flush, Ace high
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 9,340 | Rake 0
    Board: [3d 8h 4c 7c Jc]
    Seat 1: that_pope showed [Ks Kd] and lost with a pair of Kings
    Seat 2: serolfnecaj showed [Ac Kc] and won (9,340) with a flush, Ace high
    Seat 3: ultraleicht (button) didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 5: ELMERFUDDII (small blind) folded before the Flop
    Seat 6: STACEY7522 (big blind) folded before the Flop
    Thread Starter
  10. Why the fuck would I win this hand..........

    Full Tilt Poker Game #14211487839: $3 + 0.30 Tournament (104479854), Table 13 - 600/1200 - Limit Omaha H/L - 5:15:29 ET - 2009/08/23
    Seat 1: actionman34 (4,110)
    Seat 2: Ardakhan_14 (6,190)
    Seat 3: Sappertim (7,179)
    Seat 4: ntamas81 (15,070)
    Seat 5: assum (7,424)
    Seat 6: nut n yer face (24,597)
    Seat 7: that_pope (8,542)
    Seat 8: YankeeBsbll (5,475)
    that_pope posts the small blind of 300
    YankeeBsbll posts the big blind of 600
    The button is in seat #6
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to that_pope [4c Ac Js 7s]
    derekraivio (Observer): woo woooooo
    actionman34 folds
    Ardakhan_14 calls 600
    Sappertim calls 600
    ntamas81 folds
    assum folds
    nut n yer face folds
    that_pope calls 300
    YankeeBsbll checks
    *** FLOP *** [3c 6s 2c]
    that_pope has 15 seconds left to act
    that_pope bets 600
    YankeeBsbll folds
    Ardakhan_14 raises to 1,200
    Sappertim raises to 1,800
    that_pope raises to 2,400
    Ardakhan_14 calls 1,200
    Sappertim calls 600
    *** TURN *** [3c 6s 2c] [Ks]
    that_pope bets 1,200
    Ardakhan_14 raises to 2,400
    Sappertim calls 2,400
    that_pope raises to 3,600
    Ardakhan_14 calls 790, and is all in
    Sappertim calls 1,200
    *** RIVER *** [3c 6s 2c Ks] [Th]
    that_pope bets 1,200
    Sappertim calls 579, and is all in
    Uncalled bet of 621 returned to that_pope
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    that_pope shows [4c Ac Js 7s] Ace King high, for high and 6,4,3,2,A, for low
    Sappertim shows [4s 5s 9c 8s] a straight, Six high, for high and 6,5,4,3,2, for low
    Sappertim wins the high side pot (989) with a straight, Six high
    that_pope wins the low side pot (989) with 6,4,3,2,A
    Ardakhan_14 shows [Jh 4h As 5d] a straight, Six high, for high and 6,4,3,2,A, for low
    Ardakhan_14 ties for the high main pot (4,793) with a straight, Six high
    Sappertim ties for the high main pot (4,792) with a straight, Six high
    that_pope ties for the low main pot (4,793) with 6,4,3,2,A
    Ardakhan_14 ties for the low main pot (4,792) with 6,4,3,2,A
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 21,148 Main pot 19,170. Side pot 1,978. | Rake 0
    Board: [3c 6s 2c Ks Th]
    Seat 1: actionman34 didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 2: Ardakhan_14 showed [Jh 4h As 5d] and won (9,585) with HI: a straight, Six high; LO: 6,4,3,2,A
    Seat 3: Sappertim showed [4s 5s 9c 8s] and won (5,781) with HI: a straight, Six high; LO: 6,5,4,3,2
    Seat 4: ntamas81 didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 5: assum didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 6: nut n yer face (button) didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 7: that_pope (small blind) showed [4c Ac Js 7s] and won (5,782) with HI: Ace King high; LO: 6,4,3,2,A
    Seat 8: YankeeBsbll (big blind) folded on the Flop
    Thread Starter
  11.  
  12. Hi murderer, thanks for joining my thread!
    Thread Starter
  13. If you wonder what the above is about I google imaged 'fat pope'
     
  14. Weeeeeeeee, you play toooo gooooot.

    Full Tilt Poker Game #14250982748: $24 + $2 KO Sit & Go (104909869), Table 1 - 15/30 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:24:32 ET - 2009/08/24
    Seat 1: Welcomeme (2,985)
    Seat 2: luckylow15 (6,245)
    Seat 3: that_pope (3,090)
    Seat 4: gamble35 (2,955)
    Seat 5: JTGIL (2,925)
    Seat 6: mmttmm2 (45)
    Seat 7: DefyOddz (3,000)
    Seat 8: YourTeamSux (3,045)
    Seat 9: JMILLER245 (2,710)
    mmttmm2 posts the small blind of 15
    DefyOddz posts the big blind of 30
    The button is in seat #5
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to that_pope [4s 5s]
    YourTeamSux calls 30
    JMILLER245 raises to 60
    Welcomeme folds
    luckylow15 calls 60
    that_pope calls 60
    gamble35 calls 60
    JTGIL folds
    mmttmm2 calls 30, and is all in
    DefyOddz folds
    YourTeamSux calls 30
    *** FLOP *** [8s 2s 4c]
    YourTeamSux checks
    JMILLER245 checks
    luckylow15 checks
    that_pope bets 150
    gamble35 folds
    YourTeamSux folds
    JMILLER245 calls 150
    luckylow15 calls 150
    *** TURN *** [8s 2s 4c] [5c]
    JMILLER245 checks
    luckylow15 checks
    that_pope bets 540
    JMILLER245 calls 540
    luckylow15 calls 540
    *** RIVER *** [8s 2s 4c 5c] [Ac]
    JMILLER245 checks
    luckylow15 checks
    that_pope checks
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    that_pope shows [4s 5s] two pair, Fives and Fours
    JMILLER245 shows [5h 3d] a straight, Five high
    luckylow15 mucks
    JMILLER245 wins the side pot (2,145) with a straight, Five high
    mmttmm2 mucks
    JMILLER245 wins the main pot (300) with a straight, Five high
    mmttmm2 stands up
    The blinds are now 20/40
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 2,445 Main pot 300. Side pot 2,145. | Rake 0
    Board: [8s 2s 4c 5c Ac]
    Seat 1: Welcomeme didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 2: luckylow15 mucked [As Ts] - a pair of Aces
    Seat 3: that_pope showed [4s 5s] and lost with two pair, Fives and Fours
    Seat 4: gamble35 folded on the Flop
    Seat 5: JTGIL (button) didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 6: mmttmm2 (small blind) mucked [Js Qh] - Ace Queen high
    Seat 7: DefyOddz (big blind) folded before the Flop
    Seat 8: YourTeamSux folded on the Flop
    Seat 9: JMILLER245 showed [5h 3d] and won (2,445) with a straight, Five high
    Thread Starter
  15. Of fucking course. I am 3/15 and top 9 cash, and then this happened. Obviously I am not folding KK, but if I had JJ, I could prolly fold easily....lol gay reraises

    Full Tilt Poker Game #14252434901: $24 + $2 KO Sit & Go (104909869), Table 10 - 500/1000 Ante 125 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:44:27 ET - 2009/08/25
    Seat 1: 69WTC69 (43,743)
    Seat 3: smailes12 (22,164)
    Seat 4: 2blessed4you (13,157)
    Seat 5: deerslayer54 (4,054)
    Seat 6: Omg Itso Big (24,835)
    Seat 8: Only1J (24,674)
    Seat 9: that_pope (23,480)
    69WTC69 antes 125
    smailes12 antes 125
    2blessed4you antes 125
    deerslayer54 antes 125
    Omg Itso Big antes 125
    Only1J antes 125
    that_pope antes 125
    Omg Itso Big posts the small blind of 500
    Only1J posts the big blind of 1,000
    The button is in seat #5
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to that_pope [Kd Ks]
    that_pope raises to 3,000
    69WTC69 folds
    smailes12 folds
    2blessed4you has 15 seconds left to act
    2blessed4you raises to 7,000
    deerslayer54 folds
    Omg Itso Big folds
    Only1J folds
    that_pope raises to 15,000
    2blessed4you calls 6,032, and is all in
    that_pope shows [Kd Ks]
    2blessed4you shows [Ah Ac]
    Uncalled bet of 1,968 returned to that_pope
    *** FLOP *** [3d 7c Th]
    *** TURN *** [3d 7c Th] [Tc]
    *** RIVER *** [3d 7c Th Tc] [7h]
    that_pope shows two pair, Kings and Tens
    2blessed4you shows two pair, Aces and Tens
    2blessed4you wins the pot (28,439) with two pair, Aces and Tens
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 28,439 | Rake 0
    Board: [3d 7c Th Tc 7h]
    Seat 1: 69WTC69 folded before the Flop
    Seat 3: smailes12 folded before the Flop
    Seat 4: 2blessed4you showed [Ah Ac] and won (28,439) with two pair, Aces and Tens
    Seat 5: deerslayer54 (button) folded before the Flop
    Seat 6: Omg Itso Big (small blind) folded before the Flop
    Seat 8: Only1J (big blind) folded before the Flop
    Seat 9: that_pope showed [Kd Ks] and lost with two pair, Kings and Tens
    Thread Starter
  16. Thanks a lot fucking FTP. You lag out on me like 5 times an hour, getting sickening. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa

    Full Tilt Poker Game #14258355871: Table FLL (6 max, speed) - $0.50/$1 - Limit Hold'em - 10:36:32 ET - 2009/08/25
    Seat 1: fstock44 ($27.10)
    Seat 2: Appelsf ($15.05)
    Seat 3: that_pope ($20.30)
    Seat 4: Dannyy917 ($49)
    Seat 5: hofi2409 ($32.75), is sitting out
    Seat 6: wemarrr ($30)
    Appelsf posts the small blind of $0.25
    that_pope posts the big blind of $0.50
    The button is in seat #1
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to that_pope [Jh 4h]
    Dannyy917 folds
    wemarrr raises to $1
    fstock44 calls $1
    Appelsf folds
    that_pope has 8 seconds left to act
    that_pope calls $0.50
    *** FLOP *** [Qd 4d 2h]
    that_pope checks
    wemarrr bets $0.50
    fstock44 calls $0.50
    that_pope calls $0.50
    *** TURN *** [Qd 4d 2h] [Js]
    that_pope checks
    wemarrr bets $1
    fstock44 calls $1
    hofi2409 has returned
    that_pope raises to $2
    wemarrr calls $1
    fstock44 has 8 seconds left to act
    fstock44 calls $1
    *** RIVER *** [Qd 4d 2h Js] [4c]
    that_pope bets $1
    wemarrr folds
    wemarrr adds $3.50
    fstock44 raises to $2
    that_pope raises to $3
    fstock44 raises to $4
    that_pope has 8 seconds left to act
    that_pope has timed out
    that_pope folds
    that_pope is sitting out
    Uncalled bet of $1 returned to fstock44
    fstock44 mucks
    fstock44 wins the pot ($16.25)
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot $16.75 | Rake $0.50
    Board: [Qd 4d 2h Js 4c]
    Seat 1: fstock44 (button) collected ($16.25), mucked
    Seat 2: Appelsf (small blind) folded before the Flop
    Seat 3: that_pope (big blind) folded on the River
    Seat 4: Dannyy917 didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 5: hofi2409 is sitting out
    Seat 6: wemarrr folded on the River
    Thread Starter
  17. Not very often you can get the money in with your opponent drawing practically dead in limit omaha 8/b, but practically isn't good enough for me. And LOL at my opponents play, lets put the whole fucking tourney on the line with a naked 3 kings. What a dumbass, why are they allowed to win but not me.

    Edit: Nevermind, she had a 8 high flush draw to go along w/ her 3 kings, LOLOLOL

    Edit #2: Yes the call is pretty bad on the river, but if she can do this with a naked king, she also should be betting the river w/ 99.

    Full Tilt Poker Game #14279914735: $11 + 0.50 Heads Up Sit & Go (105111308), Table 1 - 100/200 - Limit Omaha H/L - 10:54:05 ET - 2009/08/26
    Seat 1: that_pope (1,498)
    Seat 2: Chicago07Gal (1,502)
    Chicago07Gal posts the small blind of 50
    that_pope posts the big blind of 100
    The button is in seat #2
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to that_pope [Ac 2d 4c Ah]
    Chicago07Gal calls 50
    that_pope raises to 200
    Chicago07Gal calls 100
    *** FLOP *** [Kh As 9c]
    that_pope bets 100
    Chicago07Gal calls 100
    *** TURN *** [Kh As 9c] [Ks]
    that_pope bets 200
    Chicago07Gal raises to 400
    that_pope raises to 600
    Chicago07Gal raises to 800
    that_pope calls 200
    *** RIVER *** [Kh As 9c Ks] [Kd]
    that_pope checks
    Chicago07Gal bets 200
    that_pope calls 200
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    Chicago07Gal shows [6s 2h Kc 8s] four of a kind, Kings, for high
    that_pope mucks
    Chicago07Gal wins the pot (2,600) with four of a kind, Kings
    No low hand qualified
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 2,600 | Rake 0
    Board: [Kh As 9c Ks Kd]
    Seat 1: that_pope (big blind) mucked [Ac 2d 4c Ah] - HI: a full house, Aces full of Kings
    Seat 2: Chicago07Gal (small blind) showed [6s 2h Kc 8s] and won (2,600) with HI: four of a kind, Kings
    Thread Starter
  18. Here was my street by street equity on the hand above:

    Preflop: 71% (Scoop 57.6%)
    Flop: 89% (Scoop 83.6%)
    Turn: 97.5% (Scoop 97.5%)
    But of course im the one to fucking lose.
    Thread Starter
  19. now I get two outed at Omaha....sigh

    Full Tilt Poker Game #14337238131: $5 + 0.50 Tournament (105366655), Table 3 - 15/30 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 2:21:03 ET - 2009/08/29
    Seat 2: beauW (2,978)
    Seat 3: thrutheyears (825)
    Seat 4: that_pope (2,370)
    Seat 5: A titanium (5,865)
    Seat 6: conesza (2,885)
    Seat 7: PashaPeres (3,032)
    Seat 8: izzys_poppa (3,000)
    Seat 9: BucannonXC5 (2,970)
    BucannonXC5 posts the small blind of 15
    beauW posts the big blind of 30
    The button is in seat #7
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to that_pope [Js Jd Ah 2h]
    thrutheyears folds
    that_pope calls 30
    A titanium folds
    conesza folds
    A titanium is sitting out
    PashaPeres folds
    BucannonXC5 calls 15
    beauW checks
    *** FLOP *** [9h 3s Jh]
    BucannonXC5 bets 90
    beauW has 15 seconds left to act
    beauW calls 90
    that_pope raises to 330
    STATDADDY1979 sits down
    STATDADDY1979 adds 3,000
    BucannonXC5 has 15 seconds left to act
    BucannonXC5 calls 240
    beauW has 15 seconds left to act
    beauW folds
    *** TURN *** [9h 3s Jh] [Qh]
    BucannonXC5 checks
    that_pope bets 660
    BucannonXC5 has 15 seconds left to act
    BucannonXC5 calls 660
    *** RIVER *** [9h 3s Jh Qh] [4h]
    BucannonXC5 has 15 seconds left to act
    BucannonXC5 bets 1,920
    that_pope calls 1,350, and is all in
    Uncalled bet of 570 returned to BucannonXC5
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    BucannonXC5 shows [Th Qd 8h 9c] a straight flush, Queen high
    that_pope mucks
    BucannonXC5 wins the pot (4,860) with a straight flush, Queen high
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 4,860 | Rake 0
    Board: [9h 3s Jh Qh 4h]
    Seat 2: beauW (big blind) folded on the Flop
    Seat 3: thrutheyears didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 4: that_pope mucked [Js Jd Ah 2h] - a flush, Ace high
    Seat 5: A titanium didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 6: conesza didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 7: PashaPeres (button) didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 8: izzys_poppa is sitting out
    Seat 9: BucannonXC5 (small blind) showed [Th Qd 8h 9c] and won (4,860) with a straight flush, Queen high
    Thread Starter
  20. Gotta love when a 3 way freeroll comes in, a very very nice feeling...

    Full Tilt Poker Game #14338136530: $3 + 0.30 Tournament (105368818), Table 6 - 80/160 - Limit Omaha H/L - 3:37:51 ET - 2009/08/29
    Seat 1: 9Nut9 (1,217)
    Seat 2: Bobbie F2 (1,685)
    Seat 3: Mr Multi (5,553)
    Seat 4: mewantitall (2,068)
    Seat 5: pokerbill72 (1,730)
    Seat 6: that_pope (2,273)
    Seat 7: Cre8tix (2,686)
    Seat 8: espirijp (2,243)
    that_pope posts the small blind of 40
    Cre8tix posts the big blind of 80
    The button is in seat #5
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to that_pope [3d Qh Ah Jd]
    espirijp calls 80
    9Nut9 folds
    Bobbie F2 folds
    Mr Multi folds
    mewantitall calls 80
    pokerbill72 folds
    that_pope calls 40
    Cre8tix checks
    *** FLOP *** [Th Ks 9d]
    that_pope has 15 seconds left to act
    that_pope bets 80
    Cre8tix has 15 seconds left to act
    Cre8tix folds
    espirijp raises to 160
    mewantitall calls 160
    that_pope raises to 240
    espirijp raises to 320
    mewantitall has 15 seconds left to act
    mewantitall calls 160
    that_pope calls 80
    *** TURN *** [Th Ks 9d] [5h]
    that_pope bets 160
    espirijp raises to 320
    mewantitall has 15 seconds left to act
    mewantitall calls 320
    that_pope raises to 480
    espirijp raises to 640
    mewantitall calls 320
    that_pope calls 160
    *** RIVER *** [Th Ks 9d 5h] [6h]
    that_pope bets 160
    espirijp raises to 320
    mewantitall calls 320
    that_pope raises to 480
    espirijp raises to 640
    mewantitall calls 320
    that_pope calls 160
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    espirijp shows [As Qc Js 8c] a straight, King high, for high
    mewantitall mucks
    that_pope shows [3d Qh Ah Jd] a flush, Ace high, for high
    that_pope wins the pot (5,120) with a flush, Ace high
    No low hand qualified
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 5,120 | Rake 0
    Board: [Th Ks 9d 5h 6h]
    Seat 1: 9Nut9 didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 2: Bobbie F2 didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 3: Mr Multi didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 4: mewantitall mucked [4s 4c 8h 7d] - HI: a straight, Ten high
    Seat 5: pokerbill72 (button) didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 6: that_pope (small blind) showed [3d Qh Ah Jd] and won (5,120) with HI: a flush, Ace high
    Seat 7: Cre8tix (big blind) folded on the Flop
    Seat 8: espirijp showed [As Qc Js 8c] and lost with HI: a straight, King high
    Thread Starter
  21. Why can't they one fucking time punish the idiot instead of paying him off. Seriously.....aAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A

    Full Tilt Poker Game #14338997674: $1 Rebuy (105372143), Table 25 - 80/160 - No Limit Hold'em - 5:09:14 ET - 2009/08/29
    Seat 1: 99Chefkoch99 (67,385)
    Seat 2: El_Montu (21,100)
    Seat 3: that_pope (12,325)
    Seat 4: Ozbourn White (13,910), is sitting out
    Seat 5: PointBlank84 (14,610)
    Seat 6: ScottyWhen333 (11,020)
    Seat 7: AloofKid (2,600)
    Seat 8: 1 busted 2 (13,010)
    Seat 9: Jbug2000 (4,640)
    Ozbourn White posts the small blind of 80
    PointBlank84 posts the big blind of 160
    The button is in seat #3
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to that_pope [Kd Ah]
    ScottyWhen333 folds
    AloofKid folds
    1 busted 2 calls 160
    Jbug2000 folds
    99Chefkoch99 calls 160
    El_Montu folds
    that_pope raises to 960
    Ozbourn White folds
    PointBlank84 folds
    1 busted 2 calls 800
    99Chefkoch99 calls 800
    *** FLOP *** [Kh 8c 7c]
    1 busted 2 checks
    99Chefkoch99 checks
    that_pope has 15 seconds left to act
    that_pope bets 2,560
    1 busted 2 folds
    99Chefkoch99 calls 2,560
    *** TURN *** [Kh 8c 7c] [4d]
    99Chefkoch99 checks
    that_pope bets 8,805, and is all in
    99Chefkoch99 has 15 seconds left to act
    99Chefkoch99 has requested TIME
    99Chefkoch99 calls 8,805
    that_pope shows [Kd Ah]
    99Chefkoch99 shows [Jc Tc]
    *** RIVER *** [Kh 8c 7c 4d] [Qc]
    that_pope shows a pair of Kings
    99Chefkoch99 shows a flush, Queen high
    99Chefkoch99 wins the pot (25,850) with a flush, Queen high
    that_pope stands up
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 25,850 | Rake 0
    Board: [Kh 8c 7c 4d Qc]
    Seat 1: 99Chefkoch99 showed [Jc Tc] and won (25,850) with a flush, Queen high
    Seat 2: El_Montu didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 3: that_pope (button) showed [Kd Ah] and lost with a pair of Kings
    Seat 4: Ozbourn White (small blind) folded before the Flop
    Seat 5: PointBlank84 (big blind) folded before the Flop
    Seat 6: ScottyWhen333 didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 7: AloofKid didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 8: 1 busted 2 folded on the Flop
    Seat 9: Jbug2000 didn't bet (folded)
    Thread Starter
  22. Yes, thats how we do it!!!!!!!!!

    Full Tilt Poker Game #14418071379: Table Bust (heads up) - $2/$4 - Limit Hold'em - 20:57:52 ET - 2009/09/01
    Seat 1: that_pope ($89.50)
    Seat 2: penelope3 ($70)
    penelope3 posts the small blind of $1
    that_pope posts the big blind of $2
    The button is in seat #2
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to that_pope [Ad As]
    penelope3 raises to $4
    that_pope raises to $6
    penelope3 calls $2
    *** FLOP *** [6d 6c 5s]
    that_pope bets $2
    penelope3 calls $2
    *** TURN *** [6d 6c 5s] [8s]
    that_pope bets $4
    penelope3 raises to $8
    that_pope raises to $12
    penelope3 calls $4
    *** RIVER *** [6d 6c 5s 8s] [8c]
    that_pope checks
    penelope3 bets $4
    that_pope calls $4
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    penelope3 shows [8d Ah] a full house, Eights full of Sixes
    that_pope mucks
    penelope3 wins the pot ($47.50) with a full house, Eights full of Sixes
    that_pope: qwelk;rrj;
    penelope3 adds $63.50
    that_pope: a'sldkjfas;ldj
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot $48 | Rake $0.50
    Board: [6d 6c 5s 8s 8c]
    Seat 1: that_pope (big blind) mucked [Ad As] - two pair, Aces and Eights
    Seat 2: penelope3 (small blind) showed [8d Ah] and won ($47.50) with a full house, Eights full of Sixes
    Thread Starter
  23. Thats a professional limp/call all in there UTG w/ A7o.

    pokerstars Game #32333788792: Tournament #191740289, $0.50+$0.00 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XXIII (5000/10000) - 2009/09/01 21:07:07 ET
    Table '191740289 53' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
    Seat 1: wwportuga (294146 in chips)
    Seat 2: jo-brogan (412479 in chips)
    Seat 3: jdblack3 (155310 in chips)
    Seat 4: J0hnyBoy (201677 in chips)
    Seat 5: goldiel1 (216610 in chips)
    Seat 6: DatzNutz (200301 in chips)
    Seat 7: MarkusRebsch (134810 in chips)
    Seat 8: PRULLEKE1 (56263 in chips)
    Seat 9: that_pope (76372 in chips)
    wwportuga: posts the ante 2000
    jo-brogan: posts the ante 2000
    jdblack3: posts the ante 2000
    J0hnyBoy: posts the ante 2000
    goldiel1: posts the ante 2000
    DatzNutz: posts the ante 2000
    MarkusRebsch: posts the ante 2000
    PRULLEKE1: posts the ante 2000
    that_pope: posts the ante 2000
    PRULLEKE1: posts small blind 5000
    that_pope: posts big blind 10000
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to that_pope [Kc Qh]
    wwportuga: calls 10000
    jo-brogan: folds
    jdblack3: folds
    J0hnyBoy: folds
    goldiel1: folds
    DatzNutz: folds
    MarkusRebsch: folds
    PRULLEKE1: folds
    that_pope: raises 64372 to 74372 and is all-in
    wwportuga: calls 64372
    *** FLOP *** [2h 9h 6s]
    *** TURN *** [2h 9h 6s] [4h]
    *** RIVER *** [2h 9h 6s 4h] [Ad]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    that_pope: shows [Kc Qh] (high card Ace)
    wwportuga: shows [7c Ac] (a pair of Aces)
    that_pope said, "lol"
    wwportuga collected 171744 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 171744 | Rake 0
    Board [2h 9h 6s 4h Ad]
    Seat 1: wwportuga showed [7c Ac] and won (171744) with a pair of Aces
    Seat 2: jo-brogan folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 3: jdblack3 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 4: J0hnyBoy folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 5: goldiel1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 6: DatzNutz folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 7: MarkusRebsch (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 8: PRULLEKE1 (small blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 9: that_pope (big blind) showed [Kc Qh] and lost with high card Ace
    Thread Starter
  24. 7 players left, top 5 get a seat.....and this idiot obv thinks his pair of 9s is good. Sigh

    pokerstars Game #32409961557: Tournament #192460396, $25.00+$2.50 USD 8-Game (7 Card Stud Limit) - Level XXI (500/1000) - 2009/09/03 19:40:43 ET
    Table '192460396 4' 6-max
    Seat 3: that_pope (3114 in chips)
    Seat 4: jejune524 (8109 in chips)
    Seat 5: NeocortexX (2650 in chips)
    Seat 6: kani_kaninch (11850 in chips)
    jejune524: posts the ante 100
    NeocortexX: posts the ante 100
    kani_kaninch: posts the ante 100
    that_pope: posts the ante 100
    *** 3rd STREET ***
    Dealt to that_pope [5h Qs Qh]
    Dealt to jejune524 [7s]
    Dealt to NeocortexX [9d]
    Dealt to kani_kaninch [4s]
    kani_kaninch: brings in for 150
    that_pope: raises 350 to 500
    jejune524: folds
    NeocortexX: raises 500 to 1000
    kani_kaninch: folds
    that_pope: calls 500
    *** 4th STREET ***
    Dealt to that_pope [5h Qs Qh] [2s]
    Dealt to NeocortexX [9d] [Js]
    that_pope: checks
    NeocortexX: bets 500
    that_pope: raises 500 to 1000
    NeocortexX: raises 500 to 1500
    that_pope: calls 500
    *** 5th STREET ***
    Dealt to that_pope [5h Qs Qh 2s] [9s]
    Dealt to NeocortexX [9d Js] [7h]
    that_pope: bets 514 and is all-in
    NeocortexX: calls 50 and is all-in
    Uncalled bet (464) returned to that_pope
    *** 6th STREET ***
    Dealt to that_pope [5h Qs Qh 2s 9s] [Kh]
    Dealt to NeocortexX [9d Js 7h] [3h]
    *** RIVER ***
    Dealt to that_pope [5h Qs Qh 2s 9s Kh] [Ks]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    NeocortexX: shows [9h Tc 9d Js 7h 3h 8s] (a straight, Seven to Jack)
    that_pope: shows [5h Qs Qh 2s 9s Kh Ks] (two pair, Kings and Queens)
    NeocortexX collected 5650 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 5650 | Rake 0
    Seat 3: that_pope showed [5h Qs Qh 2s 9s Kh Ks] and lost with two pair, Kings and Queens
    Seat 4: jejune524 folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
    Seat 5: NeocortexX showed [9h Tc 9d Js 7h 3h 8s] and won (5650) with a straight, Seven to Jack
    Seat 6: kani_kaninch folded on the 3rd Street
    Thread Starter
  25. I knew he was hitting when I saw he wasn't drawing dead on the turn, look at his fucking chip stack and ours. He didn't miss a hand the whole tourney.
    Full Tilt Poker Game #14465124908: $20 + $2 Sit & Go (106245608), Table 1 - 100/200 - Limit Hold'em - 0:12:25 ET - 2009/09/04
    Seat 1: CerberusLA (729)
    Seat 2: singlemalt1 (2,004)
    Seat 3: Pelckito (7,304)
    Seat 6: that_pope (770)
    Seat 7: David Bradley (748)
    Seat 8: Dr_Hangtime (445)
    CerberusLA posts the small blind of 50
    singlemalt1 posts the big blind of 100
    The button is in seat #8
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to that_pope [Th Ah]
    Pelckito calls 100
    that_pope raises to 200
    David Bradley folds
    Dr_Hangtime folds
    CerberusLA folds
    singlemalt1 calls 100
    Pelckito calls 100
    *** FLOP *** [3d 9d 2h]
    singlemalt1 checks
    Pelckito checks
    that_pope bets 100
    singlemalt1 folds
    Pelckito calls 100
    *** TURN *** [3d 9d 2h] [Ts]
    Pelckito bets 200
    that_pope raises to 400
    Pelckito raises to 600
    that_pope calls 70, and is all in
    Pelckito shows [Qc Td]
    that_pope shows [Th Ah]
    Uncalled bet of 130 returned to Pelckito
    *** RIVER *** [3d 9d 2h Ts] [Qd]
    Pelckito shows two pair, Queens and Tens
    that_pope shows a pair of Tens
    Pelckito wins the pot (1,790) with two pair, Queens and Tens
    that_pope: owqpuerpouop\
    that_pope: as
    that_pope: dlsaj
    that_pope: lj
    that_pope: saldfjl
    that_pope: a;sj
    that_pope: alsj
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 1,790 | Rake 0
    Board: [3d 9d 2h Ts Qd]
    Seat 1: CerberusLA (small blind) folded before the Flop
    Seat 2: singlemalt1 (big blind) folded on the Flop
    Seat 3: Pelckito showed [Qc Td] and won (1,790) with two pair, Queens and Tens
    Seat 6: that_pope showed [Th Ah] and lost with a pair of Tens
    Seat 7: David Bradley didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 8: Dr_Hangtime (button) didn't bet (folded)
    Thread Starter
  26. Pretty sure this is the worst played omaha 8/b hand I have ever seen in my life. He had J high no pair no draw along with an 87 low draw....lol?
    Full Tilt Poker Game #14486929867: $11 + 0.50 Heads Up Sit & Go (106536304), Table 1 - 30/60 - Limit Omaha H/L - 0:53:30 ET - 2009/09/05
    Seat 1: Dr Shred1 (1,530)
    Seat 2: that_pope (1,470)
    Dr Shred1 posts the small blind of 15
    that_pope posts the big blind of 30
    The button is in seat #1
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to that_pope [Tc 6s 2c 5h]
    Dr Shred1 calls 15
    that_pope checks
    *** FLOP *** [3d Td 4s]
    that_pope bets 30
    Dr Shred1 calls 30
    *** TURN *** [3d Td 4s] [3c]
    that_pope bets 60
    Dr Shred1 calls 60
    *** RIVER *** [3d Td 4s 3c] [Js]
    that_pope checks
    Dr Shred1 checks
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    that_pope shows [Tc 6s 2c 5h] two pair, Tens and Threes, for high
    Dr Shred1 shows [7h Jc 9s 8d] two pair, Jacks and Threes, for high
    Dr Shred1 wins the pot (240) with two pair, Jacks and Threes
    No low hand qualified
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 240 | Rake 0
    Board: [3d Td 4s 3c Js]
    Seat 1: Dr Shred1 (small blind) showed [7h Jc 9s 8d] and won (240) with HI: two pair, Jacks and Threes
    Seat 2: that_pope (big blind) showed [Tc 6s 2c 5h] and lost with HI: two pair, Tens and Threes
    Thread Starter
  27. They try to give me all their chips, and keep failing....nice over overcall w/ QTo.

    pokerstars Game #32542958680: Tournament #193236030, $3.00+$0.30 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2009/09/07 1:17:20 ET
    Table '193236030 66' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
    Seat 1: kuntrygurl77 (1710 in chips)
    Seat 2: oracle4 (3810 in chips)
    Seat 3: mthscaredm (3150 in chips)
    Seat 4: wapican (2710 in chips)
    Seat 5: Kern06 (3090 in chips)
    Seat 6: ArtemisCFrog (2750 in chips)
    Seat 7: KSU12 (2710 in chips)
    Seat 8: that_pope (3400 in chips)
    Seat 9: CMVaughn (3460 in chips)
    kuntrygurl77: posts small blind 15
    oracle4: posts big blind 30
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to that_pope [Ah Ac]
    mthscaredm: folds
    wapican: calls 30
    Kern06: folds
    ArtemisCFrog: folds
    KSU12: folds
    that_pope: raises 150 to 180
    CMVaughn: raises 150 to 330
    kuntrygurl77: calls 315
    oracle4: folds
    wapican: calls 300
    KSU12 is disconnected
    that_pope: raises 3070 to 3400 and is all-in
    CMVaughn: raises 60 to 3460 and is all-in
    kuntrygurl77: calls 1380 and is all-in
    wapican: calls 2380 and is all-in
    Uncalled bet (60) returned to CMVaughn
    KSU12 is connected
    *** FLOP *** [Tc 5c 4d]
    *** TURN *** [Tc 5c 4d] [8s]
    *** RIVER *** [Tc 5c 4d 8s] [Js]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    that_pope: shows [Ah Ac] (a pair of Aces)
    CMVaughn: shows [Jd Jh] (three of a kind, Jacks)
    CMVaughn collected 1380 from side pot-2
    wapican: shows [Qh Td] (a pair of Tens)
    that_pope said, "skjgakd"
    CMVaughn collected 3000 from side pot-1
    kuntrygurl77: shows [Ts 9h] (a pair of Tens)
    that_pope said, "asfdlkjasfdlkjadsfklsadf"
    CMVaughn collected 6870 from main pot
    musikexpress is connected
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 11250 Main pot 6870. Side pot-1 3000. Side pot-2 1380. | Rake 0
    Board [Tc 5c 4d 8s Js]
    Seat 1: kuntrygurl77 (small blind) showed [Ts 9h] and lost with a pair of Tens
    Seat 2: oracle4 (big blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 3: mthscaredm folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 4: wapican showed [Qh Td] and lost with a pair of Tens
    Seat 5: Kern06 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 6: ArtemisCFrog folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 7: KSU12 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 8: that_pope showed [Ah Ac] and lost with a pair of Aces
    Seat 9: CMVaughn (button) showed [Jd Jh] and won (11250) with three of a kind, Jacks
    Thread Starter
  28. No problem idiot, why wouldn't you hit your gutshot...
    pokerstars Game #32543751082: Tournament #193236015, $30+$3 USD HORSE (Hold'em Limit) - Level VI (150/300) - 2009/09/07 2:02:30 ET
    Table '193236015 7' 8-max Seat #3 is the button
    Seat 1: bygraceinga (6203 in chips) is sitting out
    Seat 2: sweetiejj29 (2790 in chips)
    Seat 3: that_pope (2305 in chips)
    Seat 4: Fuodd (3957 in chips)
    Seat 5: imyrhklbry (3265 in chips)
    Seat 6: FrogHopper06 (1825 in chips)
    Seat 7: Rinehart (1670 in chips)
    Seat 8: farina77 (2710 in chips)
    Fuodd: posts small blind 75
    imyrhklbry: posts big blind 150
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to that_pope [8s Ks]
    FrogHopper06: folds
    Rinehart: folds
    farina77: folds
    bygraceinga: folds
    sweetiejj29: folds
    that_pope: raises 150 to 300
    Fuodd: raises 150 to 450
    imyrhklbry: folds
    that_pope: calls 150
    *** FLOP *** [8d Jc Kd]
    Fuodd: bets 150
    that_pope: raises 150 to 300
    Fuodd: calls 150
    *** TURN *** [8d Jc Kd] [6h]
    Fuodd: checks
    that_pope: bets 300
    Fuodd: calls 300
    *** RIVER *** [8d Jc Kd 6h] [Qd]
    Fuodd: checks
    that_pope: bets 300
    Fuodd: raises 300 to 600
    that_pope: calls 300
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    Fuodd: shows [Th Ad] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
    that_pope: mucks hand
    Fuodd collected 3450 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 3450 | Rake 0
    Board [8d Jc Kd 6h Qd]
    Seat 1: bygraceinga folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 2: sweetiejj29 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 3: that_pope (button) mucked [8s Ks]
    Seat 4: Fuodd (small blind) showed [Th Ad] and won (3450) with a straight, Ten to Ace
    Seat 5: imyrhklbry (big blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 6: FrogHopper06 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 7: Rinehart folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 8: farina77 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Thread Starter
  29. You try again to give me all your chips, but FTP won't let you, so sad.

    Full Tilt Poker Game #14597130579: Table RIC (6 max, speed) - $1/$2 - Limit Hold'em - 0:09:49 ET - 2009/09/10
    Seat 1: redhdjake ($22.25)
    Seat 2: stabbingthedrma ($51.50)
    Seat 3: that_pope ($36)
    Seat 4: fd333 ($20.50)
    Seat 6: Colter3 ($90)
    Colter3 posts the small blind of $0.50
    redhdjake posts the big blind of $1
    The button is in seat #4
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to that_pope [Qh Qs]
    latis2005 sits down
    stabbingthedrma folds
    latis2005 adds $40
    that_pope raises to $2
    fd333 raises to $3
    Colter3 has 8 seconds left to act
    Colter3 folds
    redhdjake folds
    that_pope calls $1
    *** FLOP *** [Jh Qc 5h]
    that_pope checks
    fd333 bets $1
    that_pope raises to $2
    fd333 raises to $3
    that_pope raises to $4
    fd333 calls $1
    *** TURN *** [Jh Qc 5h] [4h]
    that_pope bets $2
    fd333 has 8 seconds left to act
    fd333 calls $2
    *** RIVER *** [Jh Qc 5h 4h] [Ks]
    that_pope bets $2
    fd333 raises to $4
    that_pope calls $2
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    fd333 shows [Ad Th] a straight, Ace high
    that_pope mucks
    fd333 wins the pot ($26.50) with a straight, Ace high
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot $27.50 | Rake $1
    Board: [Jh Qc 5h 4h Ks]
    Seat 1: redhdjake (big blind) folded before the Flop
    Seat 2: stabbingthedrma didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 3: that_pope mucked [Qh Qs] - three of a kind, Queens
    Seat 4: fd333 (button) showed [Ad Th] and won ($26.50) with a straight, Ace high
    Seat 6: Colter3 (small blind) folded before the Flop
    Thread Starter
  30. Nice threebet on the flop asshole.

    Full Tilt Poker Game #14637865758: Table Jilt (heads up) - $2/$4 - Limit Hold'em - 22:28:43 ET - 2009/09/11
    Seat 1: that_pope ($97)
    Seat 2: Nexus of Evil ($81.50)
    Nexus of Evil posts the small blind of $1
    that_pope posts the big blind of $2
    The button is in seat #2
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to that_pope [Kd 5h]
    Nexus of Evil raises to $4
    that_pope calls $2
    *** FLOP *** [Jd 7d 5d]
    that_pope checks
    Nexus of Evil bets $2
    that_pope raises to $4
    Nexus of Evil raises to $6
    that_pope calls $2
    *** TURN *** [Jd 7d 5d] [9c]
    that_pope checks
    Nexus of Evil bets $4
    that_pope calls $4
    *** RIVER *** [Jd 7d 5d 9c] [Kh]
    that_pope checks
    Nexus of Evil bets $4
    that_pope raises to $8
    Nexus of Evil raises to $12
    that_pope calls $4
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    Nexus of Evil shows [8s Tc] a straight, Jack high
    that_pope mucks
    Nexus of Evil wins the pot ($51.50) with a straight, Jack high
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot $52 | Rake $0.50
    Board: [Jd 7d 5d 9c Kh]
    Seat 1: that_pope (big blind) mucked [Kd 5h] - two pair, Kings and Fives
    Seat 2: Nexus of Evil (small blind) showed [8s Tc] and won ($51.50) with a straight, Jack high
    Thread Starter

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