Fuck you asshole, way to put in $0 while ahead.

Full Tilt Poker Game #14637977222: Table Jilt (heads up) - $2/$4 - Limit Hold'em - 22:34:32 ET - 2009/09/11
Seat 1: that_pope ($86.50)
Seat 2: Nexus of Evil ($86.50)
that_pope posts the small blind of $1
Nexus of Evil posts the big blind of $2
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to that_pope [6h 5s]
that_pope raises to $4
Nexus of Evil calls $2
*** FLOP *** [Qd 6s 2d]
Nexus of Evil checks
that_pope bets $2
Nexus of Evil calls $2
*** TURN *** [Qd 6s 2d] [5d]
Nexus of Evil bets $4
that_pope raises to $8
Nexus of Evil calls $4
*** RIVER *** [Qd 6s 2d 5d] [Ad]
Nexus of Evil checks
that_pope checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
that_pope shows [6h 5s] two pair, Sixes and Fives
Nexus of Evil shows [Ts Kd] a flush, Ace high
Nexus of Evil wins the pot ($27.50) with a flush, Ace high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $28 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Qd 6s 2d 5d Ad]
Seat 1: that_pope (small blind) showed [6h 5s] and lost with two pair, Sixes and Fives
Seat 2: Nexus of Evil (big blind) showed [Ts Kd] and won ($27.50) with a flush, Ace high

This hand is after the hand before, and before I even raised, I was like, he probably has 88, OBV

Full Tilt Poker Game #14672677272: Table Teach (6 max) - $1/$2 - Limit Hold'em - 14:32:30 ET - 2009/09/13
Seat 1: MEPC ($64.25)
Seat 2: blacksmoke45 ($13.50)
Seat 3: xInsanityx ($73.75)
Seat 4: fududu ($25)
Seat 5: PokerJon300 ($72.50)
Seat 6: that_pope ($25.50)
PokerJon300 posts the small blind of $0.50
that_pope posts the big blind of $1
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to that_pope [Tc Kd]
MEPC folds
blacksmoke45 has 15 seconds left to act
blacksmoke45 folds
xInsanityx raises to $2
fududu folds
PokerJon300 folds
that_pope calls $1
*** FLOP *** [3c Ts 4d]
that_pope checks
xInsanityx bets $1
that_pope raises to $2
xInsanityx calls $1
*** TURN *** [3c Ts 4d] [Qd]
that_pope bets $2
xInsanityx calls $2
*** RIVER *** [3c Ts 4d Qd] [8c]
that_pope bets $2
xInsanityx raises to $4
that_pope calls $2
*** SHOW DOWN ***
xInsanityx shows [8h 8d] three of a kind, Eights
that_pope mucks
xInsanityx wins the pot ($19.50) with three of a kind, Eights
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $20.50 | Rake $1
Board: [3c Ts 4d Qd 8c]
Seat 1: MEPC didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: blacksmoke45 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: xInsanityx showed [8h 8d] and won ($19.50) with three of a kind, Eights
Seat 4: fududu (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: PokerJon300 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: that_pope (big blind) mucked [Tc Kd] - a pair of Tens

That a way, get all your chips in drawing to 4 outs, but don't worry, why would you lose the hand.

Full Tilt Poker Game #14673179185: Table Teach (6 max) - $1/$2 - Limit Hold'em - 14:55:13 ET - 2009/09/13
Seat 1: MEPC ($70)
Seat 2: blacksmoke45 ($6.50)
Seat 3: LancieHoward ($77.50)
Seat 4: fududu ($0), is sitting out
Seat 5: ihavenicehand ($81.25)
Seat 6: that_pope ($59.50)
MEPC posts the small blind of $0.50
blacksmoke45 posts the big blind of $1
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to that_pope [3s As]
LancieHoward folds
ihavenicehand folds
that_pope raises to $2
fududu stands up
MEPC folds
blacksmoke45 calls $1
*** FLOP *** [Ac 7s 8s]
blacksmoke45 bets $1
that_pope raises to $2
blacksmoke45 raises to $3
that_pope raises to $4
blacksmoke45 calls $1
*** TURN *** [Ac 7s 8s] [5h]
blacksmoke45 bets $0.50, and is all in
that_pope calls $0.50
blacksmoke45 shows [7h 5d]
that_pope shows [3s As]
*** RIVER *** [Ac 7s 8s 5h] [4c]
blacksmoke45 shows two pair, Sevens and Fives
that_pope shows a pair of Aces
blacksmoke45 wins the pot ($13) with two pair, Sevens and Fives
blacksmoke45 adds $15
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $13.50 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Ac 7s 8s 5h 4c]
Seat 1: MEPC (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: blacksmoke45 (big blind) showed [7h 5d] and won ($13) with two pair, Sevens and Fives
Seat 3: LancieHoward didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: fududu is sitting out
Seat 5: ihavenicehand didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: that_pope (button) showed [3s As] and lost with a pair of Aces

This is the type of bad beat I can handle since it happened in a tourney I didn't care about and was just playing for fun so I didn't open cash games during the miniftops...

Full Tilt Poker Game #14766929230: Daily Dollar (107393284), Table 630 - 40/80 - No Limit Hold'em - 21:21:11 ET - 2009/09/17
Seat 1: kstortroy (5,920)
Seat 2: hellory (8,476)
Seat 3: badnic3 (2,490), is sitting out
Seat 4: roodog (2,940)
Seat 5: NatesMommy (5,940)
Seat 6: riggstad (3,615)
Seat 7: that_pope (4,380)
Seat 8: Corey ThePirate (700)
Seat 9: TheMartyParty (9,494)
that_pope posts the small blind of 40
Corey ThePirate posts the big blind of 80
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to that_pope [Kh Ks]
TheMartyParty folds
kstortroy raises to 5,920, and is all in
hellory folds
badnic3 folds
roodog folds
NatesMommy folds
riggstad folds
that_pope calls 4,340, and is all in
Corey ThePirate folds
kstortroy shows [Th Tc]
that_pope shows [Kh Ks]
Uncalled bet of 1,540 returned to kstortroy
*** FLOP *** [7c Ts 7d]
*** TURN *** [7c Ts 7d] [3d]
*** RIVER *** [7c Ts 7d 3d] [2h]
kstortroy shows a full house, Tens full of Sevens
that_pope shows two pair, Kings and Sevens
kstortroy wins the pot (8,840) with a full house, Tens full of Sevens
that_pope: lol
that_pope: lol
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 8,840 | Rake 0
Board: [7c Ts 7d 3d 2h]
Seat 1: kstortroy showed [Th Tc] and won (8,840) with a full house, Tens full of Sevens
Seat 2: hellory didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: badnic3 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: roodog didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: NatesMommy didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: riggstad (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: that_pope (small blind) showed [Kh Ks] and lost with two pair, Kings and Sevens
Seat 8: Corey ThePirate (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 9: TheMartyParty didn't bet (folded)

OBV, WHY NOT!!!

stars Game #33019804086: Tournament #196679245, $4.00+$0.40 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2009/09/19 5:08:08 ET
Table '196679245 14' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: wikwa (2075 in chips)
Seat 2: ace idiot (1885 in chips)
Seat 3: huntoo7 (1530 in chips)
Seat 4: that_pope (1690 in chips)
Seat 5: KingsFullKem (4230 in chips)
Seat 6: djx83 (1095 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 7: eishwibble (1900 in chips)
Seat 8: xiti75 (1255 in chips)
Seat 9: Kilz83 (4170 in chips)
that_pope: posts small blind 15
KingsFullKem: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to that_pope [Qs Qc]
djx83: folds
eishwibble: folds
xiti75: folds
Kilz83: folds
wikwa: calls 30
ace idiot: folds
huntoo7: calls 30
that_pope: raises 1660 to 1690 and is all-in
KingsFullKem: folds
wikwa: calls 1660
huntoo7: folds
*** FLOP *** [4s 8c Jd]
*** TURN *** [4s 8c Jd] [9d]
*** RIVER *** [4s 8c Jd 9d] [7c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
that_pope: shows [Qs Qc] (a pair of Queens)
wikwa: shows [Kc Kh] (a pair of Kings)
that_pope said, "lol"
wikwa collected 3440 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3440 | Rake 0
Board [4s 8c Jd 9d 7c]
Seat 1: wikwa showed [Kc Kh] and won (3440) with a pair of Kings
Seat 2: ace idiot folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: huntoo7 (button) folded before Flop
Seat 4: that_pope (small blind) showed [Qs Qc] and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 5: KingsFullKem (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: djx83 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: eishwibble folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: xiti75 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Kilz83 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

The three of you walk up the road to a spot along the fence where you have a clear view of the house.

"I think we should get as close as possible," says Lisa.

"Look over there," says Ricardo. "There are lots of bushes on the other side of the house. I think we could get right up close without being seen."

"You're forgetting those crazy chimpanzees I told you about," you say.

As you try to decide what to do, you hear a faint scream from the direction of the house.

"Did you hear that?" asks Lisa, "Now we have to investigate."

"All right," you say, "but let's be very careful."

The three of you run along the fence, which is broken in places, until you find a break in it large enough to squeeze through. Being careful to keep the shrubbery between you and the house, the three of you sneak up to the basement windows. You try to peer inside, but the windows are all silvered from the inside, like mirrors. All you see are your own faces.

Then, before you know it, all three of you are surrounded by five snarling chimpanzees. They're huge, and their teeth look very sharp.

As the chimpanzees get closer, it becomes clear that they are trying to back you up against the basement door. You have no choice but to open the door and go in. It is pitch black inside. You feel along the side of the door and find a light switch. You flip it.

The three of you are in a large, modern office with mahogany paneling and steel and glass desks. In the center of the room is a large conference table.On it, spread from one end to the other, is a collection of blueprints. You go over and take a look. One of the papers is labeled:

TOP SECRET INVASION PLANS
EARTH-WESTERN HEMISPHERE
PHASE ALPHA

You rifle through more of the papers. They are filled with dates, graphs, and calculations of various sorts. Figures for agricultural output, natural resources, and energy production of various power plants.

As you look through the papers a tall, very thin, man-like creature with an oversized head enters the office at the far end. What is he? You've never seen anyone -- or thing -- like him.

"Ah, my inquisitive friends, I see you are examining our plans," he says. "Go ahead, be my guest. Look all you want. It does not matter. Our plans are already in motion."

"Are you--" you stammer, "Are you...... an alien?" You've read about them but never been sure they were out there.

The alien seems to look at the three of you with both intensity and amusement.

"I make you a proposal," he says. "Why not join us?" We could use Earthlings like you to help us. Earlier today, we tried to recruit another Earth-ling, but he ran out on us. However, I think you three till be more sensible.

There's no way you will seriously take him up on his offer. But by going along with him, you might find a way to stop the aliens' plan. On the other hand, it might be better just stand and fight.

So sick. I knew the other guy had JT when he capped the flop. I guess I shoulda c/r turn, my fault as well.

Full Tilt Poker Game #14835157979: Table ORD (6 max, speed) - $2/$4 - Limit Hold'em - 0:13:26 ET - 2009/09/21
Seat 1: drlove23 ($50)
Seat 2: aalima ($66.50)
Seat 3: dragons9 ($129)
Seat 4: that_pope ($30)
Seat 5: THEFREAK1000 ($22)
Seat 6: McNasT ($90)
that_pope posts the small blind of $1
THEFREAK1000 posts the big blind of $2
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to that_pope [7d 8d]
McNasT raises to $4
drlove23 folds
aalima folds
dragons9 calls $4
that_pope has 8 seconds left to act
that_pope calls $3
THEFREAK1000 folds
*** FLOP *** [9h 7h 8c]
that_pope has 8 seconds left to act
that_pope checks
McNasT bets $2
THEFREAK1000 stands up
dragons9 raises to $4
that_pope raises to $6
McNasT calls $4
dragons9 raises to $8
that_pope calls $2
McNasT calls $2
*** TURN *** [9h 7h 8c] [7s]
that_pope bets $4
McNasT calls $4
dragons9 calls $4
*** RIVER *** [9h 7h 8c 7s] [Kd]
chenlei00009 adds $80
that_pope bets $4
McNasT raises to $8
dragons9 has 8 seconds left to act
dragons9 calls $8
that_pope has 8 seconds left to act
that_pope has requested TIME
that_pope calls $4
*** SHOW DOWN ***
McNasT shows [Ks Kc] a full house, Kings full of Sevens
dragons9 mucks
that_pope mucks
McNasT wins the pot ($71) with a full house, Kings full of Sevens
that_pope: ;klejrlajkfdl;
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $74 | Rake $3
Board: [9h 7h 8c 7s Kd]
Seat 1: drlove23 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: aalima didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: dragons9 (button) mucked [Jc Th] - a straight, Jack high
Seat 4: that_pope (small blind) mucked [7d 8d] - a full house, Sevens full of Eights
Seat 5: THEFREAK1000 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: McNasT showed [Ks Kc] and won ($71) with a full house, Kings full of Sevens

Sigh
pokerstars Game #33096156036: Tournament #196483392, $20+$2 USD Hold'em Limit - Level VIII (300/600) - 2009/09/21 3:01:39 ET
Table '196483392 2' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 8: EZMoney2k10 (10340 in chips)
Seat 9: that_pope (9160 in chips)
EZMoney2k10: posts small blind 150
that_pope: posts big blind 300
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to that_pope [5d 5s]
EZMoney2k10: calls 150
that_pope: checks
*** FLOP *** [9s 3s Ah]
that_pope: bets 300
EZMoney2k10: calls 300
*** TURN *** [9s 3s Ah] [9c]
that_pope: bets 600
EZMoney2k10: calls 600
*** RIVER *** [9s 3s Ah 9c] [Ad]
that_pope: bets 600
EZMoney2k10: calls 600
*** SHOW DOWN ***
that_pope: shows [5d 5s] (two pair, Aces and Nines)
EZMoney2k10: shows [Jc 3c] (two pair, Aces and Nines - Jack kicker)
EZMoney2k10 collected 3600 from pot
that_pope said, "l'AKL;"
that_pope said, "SO SICK"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3600 | Rake 0
Board [9s 3s Ah 9c Ad]
Seat 8: EZMoney2k10 (button) (small blind) showed [Jc 3c] and won (3600) with two pair, Aces and Nines
Seat 9: that_pope (big blind) showed [5d 5s] and lost with two pair, Aces and Nines

12 left in this tourney, and this hand happens at the other table:

pokerstars Game #33157214100: Tournament #196489862, $25.00+$2.50 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XI (400/800) - 2009/09/22 16:11:14 ET
Table '196489862 11' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 3: Franco0815 (30776 in chips)
Seat 5: EZgoin_73 (40302 in chips)
Seat 6: Binkie007 (20693 in chips)
Seat 7: fjuanl (23667 in chips)
Seat 8: omedick (9288 in chips)
Seat 9: Sonetti01 (29594 in chips)
Franco0815: posts the ante 75
EZgoin_73: posts the ante 75
Binkie007: posts the ante 75
fjuanl: posts the ante 75
omedick: posts the ante 75
Sonetti01: posts the ante 75
omedick: posts small blind 400
Sonetti01: posts big blind 800
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Franco0815: raises 1600 to 2400
EZgoin_73: folds
Binkie007: raises 18218 to 20618 and is all-in
fjuanl: folds
omedick: folds
Sonetti01: folds
Franco0815: calls 18218
*** FLOP *** [7h 4d Ac]
*** TURN *** [7h 4d Ac] [Qh]
*** RIVER *** [7h 4d Ac Qh] [Ah]
Franco0815 said, "gg"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Franco0815: shows [As Ad] (four of a kind, Aces)
Binkie007: shows [Qs Qc] (a full house, Queens full of Aces)
Franco0815 collected 42886 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 42886 | Rake 0
Board [7h 4d Ac Qh Ah]
Seat 3: Franco0815 showed [As Ad] and won (42886) with four of a kind, Aces
Seat 5: EZgoin_73 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Binkie007 showed [Qs Qc] and lost with a full house, Queens full of Aces
Seat 7: fjuanl (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: omedick (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: Sonetti01 (big blind) folded before Flop

Twelve seconds later... I see I have QQ and say, hopefully its not the same:

PokerStars Game #33157223785: Tournament #196489862, $25.00+$2.50 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XI (400/800) - 2009/09/22 16:11:26 ET
Table '196489862 15' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 2: Harem180 (20861 in chips)
Seat 3: Boysa66 (53080 in chips)
Seat 4: roms42000 (5585 in chips)
Seat 5: sveini1982 (31668 in chips)
Seat 6: that_pope (14168 in chips)
Seat 8: Gambit360 (30818 in chips)
Harem180: posts the ante 75
Boysa66: posts the ante 75
roms42000: posts the ante 75
sveini1982: posts the ante 75
that_pope: posts the ante 75
Gambit360: posts the ante 75
sveini1982: posts small blind 400
that_pope: posts big blind 800
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to that_pope [Qs Qc]
Gambit360: folds
Harem180: raises 1600 to 2400
Boysa66: folds
roms42000: folds
sveini1982: folds
that_pope: raises 11693 to 14093 and is all-in
Harem180: calls 11693
*** FLOP *** [6c 6d Ad]
that_pope said, "lol"
*** TURN *** [6c 6d Ad] [4s]
sveini1982 said, "vnh"
*** RIVER *** [6c 6d Ad 4s] [Jh]
that_pope said, "just like on other table"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
that_pope: shows [Qs Qc] (two pair, Queens and Sixes)
Harem180: shows [Ah As] (a full house, Aces full of Sixes)
Harem180 collected 29036 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 29036 | Rake 0
Board [6c 6d Ad 4s Jh]
Seat 2: Harem180 showed [Ah As] and won (29036) with a full house, Aces full of Sixes
Seat 3: Boysa66 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: roms42000 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: sveini1982 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: that_pope (big blind) showed [Qs Qc] and lost with two pair, Queens and Sixes
Seat 8: Gambit360 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

But of course it is. Sigh.

This started off a stretch where I lost about $200 in a row, I dominated him so well and he just lucks out NO PROBLEM
pokerstars Game #33207839882: Hold'em Limit ($3/$6 USD) - 2009/09/23 21:04:02 ET
Table 'Hamal' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: danistiofi ($60.15 in chips)
Seat 2: that_pope ($201.25 in chips)
danistiofi: posts small blind $1
that_pope: posts big blind $3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to that_pope [9s Ks]
danistiofi: raises $3 to $6
that_pope: raises $3 to $9
danistiofi: calls $3
*** FLOP *** [As 8c 9d]
that_pope: bets $3
danistiofi: calls $3
*** TURN *** [As 8c 9d] [2c]
that_pope: bets $6
danistiofi: calls $6
*** RIVER *** [As 8c 9d 2c] [6c]
that_pope: bets $6
danistiofi: raises $6 to $12
that_pope: calls $6
*** SHOW DOWN ***
danistiofi: shows [9c 6s] (two pair, Nines and Sixes)
that_pope: mucks hand
danistiofi collected $59.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $60 | Rake $0.50
Board [As 8c 9d 2c 6c]
Seat 1: danistiofi (button) (small blind) showed [9c 6s] and won ($59.50) with two pair, Nines and Sixes
Seat 2: that_pope (big blind) mucked [9s Ks]

He strikes again with a 2 outer!!!

pokerstars Game #33208814101: Hold'em Limit ($3/$6 USD) - 2009/09/23 21:35:18 ET
Table 'Hamal' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: danistiofi ($81.10 in chips)
Seat 2: that_pope ($337.85 in chips)
danistiofi: posts small blind $1
that_pope: posts big blind $3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to that_pope [Ks 8d]
danistiofi: raises $3 to $6
that_pope: calls $3
*** FLOP *** [9d 3s 8s]
that_pope: checks
danistiofi: bets $3
that_pope: raises $3 to $6
danistiofi: calls $3
*** TURN *** [9d 3s 8s] [Qs]
that_pope: bets $6
danistiofi: calls $6
*** RIVER *** [9d 3s 8s Qs] [4c]
that_pope: bets $6
danistiofi: raises $6 to $12
that_pope: calls $6
*** SHOW DOWN ***
danistiofi: shows [8h 4h] (two pair, Eights and Fours)
that_pope: shows [Ks 8d] (a pair of Eights)
danistiofi collected $59.50 from pot
that_pope said, "WOW"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $60 | Rake $0.50
Board [9d 3s 8s Qs 4c]
Seat 1: danistiofi (button) (small blind) showed [8h 4h] and won ($59.50) with two pair, Eights and Fours
Seat 2: that_pope (big blind) showed [Ks 8d] and lost with a pair of Eights

pokerstars Game #33212490190: Hold'em Limit ($3/$6 USD) - 2009/09/23 23:51:37 ET
Table 'Isis' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: ship it pls ($75.50 in chips)
Seat 2: that_pope ($142 in chips)
that_pope: posts small blind $1
ship it pls: posts big blind $3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to that_pope [Td 9s]
that_pope: raises $3 to $6
ship it pls: calls $3
*** FLOP *** [4h Ts Th]
ship it pls: checks
that_pope: bets $3
ship it pls: calls $3
*** TURN *** [4h Ts Th] [Ac]
ship it pls: checks
that_pope: bets $6
ship it pls: raises $6 to $12
that_pope: raises $6 to $18
ship it pls: calls $6
*** RIVER *** [4h Ts Th Ac] [2h]
ship it pls: checks
that_pope: bets $6
ship it pls: raises $6 to $12
that_pope said, "lol"
that_pope said, "run better IMO"
that_pope: calls $6
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ship it pls: shows [3c 5c] (a straight, Ace to Five)
that_pope: shows [Td 9s] (three of a kind, Tens)
ship it pls collected $77.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $78 | Rake $0.50
Board [4h Ts Th Ac 2h]
Seat 1: ship it pls (big blind) showed [3c 5c] and won ($77.50) with a straight, Ace to Five
Seat 2: that_pope (button) (small blind) showed [Td 9s] and lost with three of a kind, Tens

Why can't he hit his damn flush instead of the runner runner straight. So frustrating.

Full Tilt Poker Game #14941148634: Table Belong (heads up) - $2/$4 - Limit Hold'em - 2:08:03 ET - 2009/09/26
Seat 1: that_pope ($60.50)
Seat 2: LongNeckPoker ($53)
LongNeckPoker posts the small blind of $1
that_pope posts the big blind of $2
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to that_pope [Ah Kh]
LongNeckPoker calls $1
that_pope raises to $4
LongNeckPoker calls $2
*** FLOP *** [7d 3h 8h]
that_pope bets $2
LongNeckPoker raises to $4
that_pope raises to $6
LongNeckPoker calls $2
*** TURN *** [7d 3h 8h] [4c]
that_pope bets $4
LongNeckPoker calls $4
*** RIVER *** [7d 3h 8h 4c] [5d]
that_pope checks
LongNeckPoker bets $4
that_pope calls $4
*** SHOW DOWN ***
LongNeckPoker shows [6h Th] a straight, Eight high
that_pope mucks
LongNeckPoker wins the pot ($35.50) with a straight, Eight high
LongNeckPoker is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $36 | Rake $0.50
Board: [7d 3h 8h 4c 5d]
Seat 1: that_pope (big blind) mucked [Ah Kh] - Ace King high
Seat 2: LongNeckPoker (small blind) showed [6h Th] and won ($35.50) with a straight, Eight high

Way to get all your money in w/ 1 out plus runner runner flush draw outs (runner runner 3 of a kind outs are heavily discounted since they would both have to hit, and neither could be a diamond)

Full Tilt Poker Game #14963995944: $5 + $0.50 Tournament (109626012), Table 17 - 400/800 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 4:54:14 ET - 2009/09/27
Seat 1: SoCaliGuy (8,876)
Seat 2: aliboss27 (27,838)
Seat 3: KOSpecialist (47,858)
Seat 4: spartach (13,711)
Seat 5: that_pope (8,920)
Seat 6: francgolf (7,150)
Seat 7: MOYMORT (21,291), is sitting out
Seat 9: dsny3 (20,580)
that_pope posts the small blind of 400
francgolf posts the big blind of 800
dsny3: god damnit
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to that_pope [3d Ad 5c Ah]
MOYMORT folds
that_pope: you only have 2 cards?
dsny3 folds
dsny3: nah
dsny3: i meant
SoCaliGuy calls 800
dsny3: i have a pir of 2s
dsny3: and ak diamodns
SoCaliGuy: lol
aliboss27 folds
KOSpecialist folds
dsny3: yea i got 2 cards
spartach folds
dsny3: site is rigged
that_pope raises to 3,200
dsny3: only gave me 2 in omaha
francgolf folds
SoCaliGuy calls 2,400
*** FLOP *** [7d 5s Jd]
that_pope bets 5,720, and is all in
SoCaliGuy has 15 seconds left to act
SoCaliGuy calls 5,676, and is all in
that_pope shows [3d Ad 5c Ah]
SoCaliGuy shows [4s Ks 9h Kh]
Uncalled bet of 44 returned to that_pope
*** TURN *** [7d 5s Jd] [8s]
SoCaliGuy: gg
*** RIVER *** [7d 5s Jd 8s] [9s]
that_pope shows a pair of Aces
SoCaliGuy shows a flush, King high
SoCaliGuy wins the pot (18,552) with a flush, King high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 18,552 | Rake 0
Board: [7d 5s Jd 8s 9s]
Seat 1: SoCaliGuy showed [4s Ks 9h Kh] and won (18,552) with a flush, King high
Seat 2: aliboss27 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: KOSpecialist didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: spartach (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: that_pope (small blind) showed [3d Ad 5c Ah] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 6: francgolf (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 7: MOYMORT didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: dsny3 didn't bet (folded)

Your aces were obviously good, I didn't basically flip my hand over and say, look here, I have a set.

pokerstars Game #33335389236: Tournament #196488426, $10+$1 USD HORSE (7 Card Stud Limit) - Level IV (60/120) - 2009/09/27 4:39:06 ET
Table '196488426 3' 8-max
Seat 1: iconoff (2394 in chips)
Seat 2: giap73 (1063 in chips)
Seat 4: seabiscuit (2391 in chips)
Seat 5: ODugley (2578 in chips)
Seat 6: that_pope (2510 in chips)
Seat 7: bubbamcsuede (1438 in chips)
Seat 8: PookieGirl2 (2026 in chips)
iconoff: posts the ante 12
giap73: posts the ante 12
seabiscuit: posts the ante 12
ODugley: posts the ante 12
that_pope: posts the ante 12
bubbamcsuede: posts the ante 12
PookieGirl2: posts the ante 12
*** 3rd STREET ***
Dealt to iconoff [4h]
Dealt to giap73 [7h]
Dealt to seabiscuit [Ad]
Dealt to ODugley [Ks]
Dealt to that_pope [5s 5d 5c]
Dealt to bubbamcsuede [8s]
Dealt to PookieGirl2 [Tc]
iconoff: brings in for 18
giap73: folds
seabiscuit: raises 42 to 60
ODugley: calls 60
that_pope: raises 60 to 120
bubbamcsuede: folds
PookieGirl2: folds
iconoff: folds
seabiscuit: calls 60
ODugley: calls 60
*** 4th STREET ***
Dealt to seabiscuit [Ad] [8c]
Dealt to ODugley [Ks] [9c]
Dealt to that_pope [5s 5d 5c] [Jh]
seabiscuit: bets 60
ODugley: calls 60
that_pope: raises 60 to 120
seabiscuit: raises 60 to 180
ODugley: calls 120
that_pope: calls 60
*** 5th STREET ***
Dealt to seabiscuit [Ad 8c] [As]
Dealt to ODugley [Ks 9c] [Qc]
Dealt to that_pope [5s 5d 5c Jh] [8d]
seabiscuit: bets 120
ODugley: calls 120
that_pope: calls 120
*** 6th STREET ***
Dealt to seabiscuit [Ad 8c As] [3c]
Dealt to ODugley [Ks 9c Qc] [2s]
Dealt to that_pope [5s 5d 5c Jh 8d] [Th]
seabiscuit: bets 120
ODugley: calls 120
that_pope: calls 120
*** RIVER ***
Dealt to that_pope [5s 5d 5c Jh 8d Th] [Td]
seabiscuit: bets 120
ODugley: raises 120 to 240
that_pope: calls 240
seabiscuit: raises 120 to 360
ODugley: calls 120
that_pope said, " PUKE, you have quads, so sick"
that_pope: calls 120
*** SHOW DOWN ***
seabiscuit: shows [Jd Ah Ad 8c As 3c 3h] (a full house, Aces full of Threes)
ODugley: mucks hand
that_pope: shows [5s 5d 5c Jh 8d Th Td] (a full house, Fives full of Tens)
seabiscuit collected 2802 from pot
that_pope said, "MBN"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2802 | Rake 0
Seat 1: iconoff folded on the 3rd Street
Seat 2: giap73 folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 4: seabiscuit showed [Jd Ah Ad 8c As 3c 3h] and won (2802) with a full house, Aces full of Threes
Seat 5: ODugley mucked [Jc 9d Ks 9c Qc 2s Ts]
Seat 6: that_pope showed [5s 5d 5c Jh 8d Th Td] and lost with a full house, Fives full of Tens
Seat 7: bubbamcsuede folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 8: PookieGirl2 folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)