I must have aces, cause that means I'm losing...


pokerstars Game #54643313231: Hold'em Limit ($2/$4 USD) - 2010/12/21 20:37:29 ET
Table 'Priska' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: Mart83 ($122 in chips)
Seat 2: djLongtime ($149.50 in chips)
Seat 3: xenonox ($109.50 in chips)
Seat 4: juancar1267 ($34 in chips)
Seat 5: Mayor Royce ($89.50 in chips)
Seat 6: that_pope ($42 in chips)
Mayor Royce: posts small blind $1
that_pope: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to that_pope [Ac Ah]
Mart83: folds
djLongtime: folds
xenonox: raises $2 to $4
juancar1267: folds
Mayor Royce: folds
that_pope: raises $2 to $6
xenonox: calls $2
*** FLOP *** [Jc Th Kh]
that_pope: bets $2
xenonox: raises $2 to $4
that_pope: calls $2
*** TURN *** [Jc Th Kh] [Js]
that_pope: checks
xenonox: bets $4
that_pope: calls $4
*** RIVER *** [Jc Th Kh Js] [9d]
that_pope: checks
xenonox: bets $4
that_pope: calls $4
*** SHOW DOWN ***
xenonox: shows [Qh 9s] (a straight, Nine to King)
that_pope: mucks hand
that_pope said, "my god do i run horrible"
xenonox collected $36 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $37 | Rake $1
Board [Jc Th Kh Js 9d]
Seat 1: Mart83 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: djLongtime folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: xenonox showed [Qh 9s] and won ($36) with a straight, Nine to King
Seat 4: juancar1267 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Mayor Royce (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: that_pope (big blind) mucked [Ac Ah]

I need to stop playing poker, it is clear I am not allowed to win...

Full Tilt Poker Game #26649399826: Table Cheese (6 max) - $3/$6 - Limit Hold'em - 19:40:31 ET - 2010/12/23
Seat 1: that_pope ($294)
Seat 2: muckfux ($186)
Seat 3: SocialBiz ($19)
Seat 4: Raini78 ($71)
Seat 5: Turbo112 ($90)
Seat 6: Joaquin21 ($196.50)
Joaquin21 posts the small blind of $1.50
that_pope posts the big blind of $3
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to that_pope [Th Jd]
muckfux folds
SocialBiz calls $3
Raini78 raises to $6
Turbo112 folds
Joaquin21 folds
that_pope calls $3
SocialBiz calls $3
*** FLOP *** [9c 8s Qc]
that_pope checks
SocialBiz bets $3
Raini78 raises to $6
that_pope raises to $9
SocialBiz raises to $12
Raini78 calls $6
that_pope calls $3
*** TURN *** [9c 8s Qc] [8c]
that_pope checks
SocialBiz bets $1, and is all in
Raini78 raises to $6
that_pope calls $6
*** RIVER *** [9c 8s Qc 8c] [3c]
that_pope checks
Raini78 bets $6
that_pope calls $6
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Raini78 shows [Ah Tc] a flush, Queen high
that_pope mucks
Raini78 wins the side pot ($21) with a flush, Queen high
that_pope: MY GOD DO I RUN AWESOME
SocialBiz mucks
Raini78 wins the main pot ($56.50) with a flush, Queen high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $80.50 Main pot $58.50. Side pot $22. | Rake $3
Board: [9c 8s Qc 8c 3c]
Seat 1: that_pope (big blind) mucked [Th Jd] - a straight, Queen high
Seat 2: muckfux didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: SocialBiz mucked [Ts Js] - a straight, Queen high
Seat 4: Raini78 showed [Ah Tc] and won ($77.50) with a flush, Queen high
Seat 5: Turbo112 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: Joaquin21 (small blind) folded before the Flop


AQ vs K4??? I lose twice

Full Tilt Poker Game #26649354025: Table Grace (6 max) - $3/$6 - Limit Hold'em - 19:38:30 ET - 2010/12/23
Seat 1: that_pope ($3,189)
Seat 2: igothajack ($127.50)
Seat 3: FrisBM3 ($77.50)
Seat 4: KingTrev ($237)
Seat 5: muckfux ($129.50)
Seat 6: Magic Lizard ($90)
igothajack posts the small blind of $1.50
FrisBM3 posts the big blind of $3
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to that_pope [Ad Qd]
KingTrev folds
muckfux raises to $6
Magic Lizard folds
that_pope raises to $9
igothajack calls $7.50
FrisBM3 folds
muckfux calls $3
*** FLOP *** [4s 3d Td]
igothajack bets $3
muckfux folds
that_pope raises to $6
igothajack calls $3
*** TURN *** [4s 3d Td] [Tc]
igothajack bets $6
that_pope calls $6
*** RIVER *** [4s 3d Td Tc] [7c]
igothajack bets $6
that_pope calls $6
*** SHOW DOWN ***
igothajack shows [4d Kd] two pair, Tens and Fours
that_pope mucks
igothajack wins the pot ($63) with two pair, Tens and Fours
that_pope: kldsf;jg
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $66 | Rake $3
Board: [4s 3d Td Tc 7c]
Seat 1: that_pope (button) mucked [Ad Qd] - a pair of Tens
Seat 2: igothajack (small blind) showed [4d Kd] and won ($63) with two pair, Tens and Fours
Seat 3: FrisBM3 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: KingTrev didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: muckfux folded on the Flop
Seat 6: Magic Lizard didn't bet (folded)


Part 2

Full Tilt Poker Game #26649390234: Table Grace (6 max) - $3/$6 - Limit Hold'em - 19:40:06 ET - 2010/12/23
Seat 1: that_pope ($3,147)
Seat 2: igothajack ($185)
Seat 3: FrisBM3 ($73)
Seat 4: KingTrev ($231)
Seat 5: muckfux ($120.50)
Seat 6: Magic Lizard ($90)
KingTrev posts the small blind of $1.50
muckfux posts the big blind of $3
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to that_pope [Ah Qh]
that_pope: we already knew i wasnt going to win
Magic Lizard folds
that_pope raises to $6
igothajack calls $6
FrisBM3 folds
KingTrev folds
muckfux folds
*** FLOP *** [4d 5h 9d]
that_pope bets $3
igothajack calls $3
*** TURN *** [4d 5h 9d] [Kd]
that_pope bets $6
igothajack calls $6
*** RIVER *** [4d 5h 9d Kd] [Jc]
that_pope checks
igothajack bets $6
that_pope: have more free money
that_pope: show me AJ or QJ
that_pope: please
that_pope calls $6
*** SHOW DOWN ***
igothajack shows [Ks 4h] two pair, Kings and Fours
that_pope mucks
igothajack wins the pot ($44.50) with two pair, Kings and Fours
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $46.50 | Rake $2
Board: [4d 5h 9d Kd Jc]
Seat 1: that_pope mucked [Ah Qh] - Ace King high
Seat 2: igothajack showed [Ks 4h] and won ($44.50) with two pair, Kings and Fours
Seat 3: FrisBM3 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: KingTrev (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: muckfux (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: Magic Lizard didn't bet (folded)


WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Full Tilt Poker Game #26649461384: Table Cheese (6 max) - $3/$6 - Limit Hold'em - 19:43:14 ET - 2010/12/23
Seat 1: that_pope ($1,270)
Seat 2: muckfux ($172.50)
Seat 4: Raini78 ($137.50)
Seat 5: Turbo112 ($90)
Seat 6: Joaquin21 ($199.50)
Turbo112 posts the small blind of $1.50
Joaquin21 posts the big blind of $3
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to that_pope [Qc Qh]
that_pope raises to $6
muckfux folds
Raini78 calls $6
Turbo112 folds
Turbo112 adds $1.50
Joaquin21 calls $3
*** FLOP *** [Qd 9s 4c]
Joaquin21 checks
that_pope bets $3
Raini78 calls $3
c my jonson sits down
Joaquin21 calls $3
*** TURN *** [Qd 9s 4c] [Ad]
Joaquin21 checks
c my jonson adds $225
that_pope bets $6
Raini78 calls $6
Joaquin21 calls $6
*** RIVER *** [Qd 9s 4c Ad] [Kd]
Joaquin21 checks
that_pope bets $6
Raini78 raises to $12
Joaquin21 folds
that_pope: OH MY GOD
that_pope calls $6
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Raini78 shows [Jh Tc] a straight, Ace high
that_pope mucks
Raini78 wins the pot ($67.50) with a straight, Ace high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $70.50 | Rake $3
Board: [Qd 9s 4c Ad Kd]
Seat 1: that_pope mucked [Qc Qh] - three of a kind, Queens
Seat 2: muckfux didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: Raini78 (button) showed [Jh Tc] and won ($67.50) with a straight, Ace high
Seat 5: Turbo112 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: Joaquin21 (big blind) folded on the River

Nice job paying max for your draw dumbass

Full Tilt Poker Game #26651977623: Table Havencrest (6 max) - $3/$6 - Limit Hold'em - 21:40:30 ET - 2010/12/23
Seat 1: ZAL Prophet ($267.50)
Seat 2: won308 ($79)
Seat 3: that_pope ($297)
Seat 4: chemistone ($132.50)
Seat 6: pokettoos ($57)
pokettoos posts the small blind of $1.50
ZAL Prophet posts the big blind of $3
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to that_pope [8d As]
won308 raises to $6
that_pope raises to $9
chemistone folds
pokettoos folds
ZAL Prophet folds
won308 calls $3
*** FLOP *** [8c 7s Tc]
won308 checks
that_pope bets $3
won308 calls $3
*** TURN *** [8c 7s Tc] [4s]
won308 checks
that_pope bets $6
won308 raises to $12
that_pope calls $6
*** RIVER *** [8c 7s Tc 4s] [5s]
won308 bets $6
that_pope calls $6
*** SHOW DOWN ***
won308 shows [6c 6s] a straight, Eight high
that_pope mucks
won308 wins the pot ($61.50) with a straight, Eight high
that_pope: ksdfafj'lksadfjasd
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $64.50 | Rake $3
Board: [8c 7s Tc 4s 5s]
Seat 1: ZAL Prophet (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: won308 showed [6c 6s] and won ($61.50) with a straight, Eight high
Seat 3: that_pope mucked [8d As] - a pair of Eights
Seat 4: chemistone (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: pokettoos (small blind) folded before the Flop

Oh my head...

Full Tilt Poker Game #26652861147: Table KIN (6 max) - $3/$6 - Limit Hold'em - 22:24:46 ET - 2010/12/23
Seat 1: BasamSkoz ($496.50)
Seat 2: that_pope ($300.50)
Seat 3: V Gooch22 ($532)
Seat 4: tahco504 ($249)
Seat 5: Bone888 ($107.50)
Seat 6: Giacomo28 ($159.50)
BasamSkoz posts the small blind of $1.50
that_pope posts the big blind of $3
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to that_pope [Jd Qd]
V Gooch22 folds
tahco504 raises to $6
Bone888 folds
Giacomo28 folds
BasamSkoz folds
that_pope calls $3
*** FLOP *** [6s 6d 5c]
that_pope checks
tahco504 bets $3
that_pope calls $3
*** TURN *** [6s 6d 5c] [Jh]
that_pope checks
tahco504 bets $6
that_pope raises to $12
tahco504 has 15 seconds left to act
tahco504 calls $6
*** RIVER *** [6s 6d 5c Jh] [9s]
that_pope bets $6
tahco504 calls $6
*** SHOW DOWN ***
that_pope shows [Jd Qd] two pair, Jacks and Sixes
tahco504 shows [Js 9d] two pair, Jacks and Nines
tahco504 wins the pot ($53.50) with two pair, Jacks and Nines
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $55.50 | Rake $2
Board: [6s 6d 5c Jh 9s]
Seat 1: BasamSkoz (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: that_pope (big blind) showed [Jd Qd] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Sixes
Seat 3: V Gooch22 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: tahco504 showed [Js 9d] and won ($53.50) with two pair, Jacks and Nines
Seat 5: Bone888 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: Giacomo28 (button) didn't bet (folded)

I run so fcking awesome...
Full Tilt Poker Game #26802235629: Table Graysburg (6 max) - $2/$4 - Limit Hold'em - 12:33:38 ET - 2010/12/29
Seat 1: Darrrra13 ($59)
Seat 2: Introit ($43)
Seat 3: that_pope ($164.50)
Seat 4: mister BM ($215)
Seat 5: ratz_rutz ($395)
Seat 6: poker1330 ($80), is sitting out
mister BM posts the small blind of $1
ratz_rutz posts the big blind of $2
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to that_pope [6h Ah]
Darrrra13 folds
Introit has 15 seconds left to act
Introit raises to $4
that_pope raises to $6
mister BM folds
ratz_rutz calls $4
Introit calls $2
*** FLOP *** [6c 6d As]
ratz_rutz checks
Introit checks
that_pope bets $2
ratz_rutz calls $2
Introit folds
*** TURN *** [6c 6d As] [7s]
ratz_rutz checks
that_pope bets $4
ratz_rutz raises to $8
that_pope raises to $12
ratz_rutz calls $4
*** RIVER *** [6c 6d As 7s] [4s]
ratz_rutz bets $4
that_pope raises to $8
ratz_rutz raises to $12
that_pope raises to $16
ratz_rutz calls $4
*** SHOW DOWN ***
that_pope shows [6h Ah] a full house, Sixes full of Aces
ratz_rutz shows [7c 7d] a full house, Sevens full of Sixes
ratz_rutz wins the pot ($76) with a full house, Sevens full of Sixes
that_pope: osaidfhfsak
that_pope: fsdjsa
that_pope: dfljsdaf
that_pope: ;ljasd
that_pope: ;lsdaj
that_pope: ;ljadsf
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $79 | Rake $3
Board: [6c 6d As 7s 4s]
Seat 1: Darrrra13 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: Introit folded on the Flop
Seat 3: that_pope (button) showed [6h Ah] and lost with a full house, Sixes full of Aces
Seat 4: mister BM (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: ratz_rutz (big blind) showed [7c 7d] and won ($76) with a full house, Sevens full of Sixes
Seat 6: poker1330 is sitting out

Many outs?


pokerstars Game #55072516590: Tournament #345093754, $10.70+$1.00 USD Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level IV (50/100) - 2010/12/30 4:12:20 ET
Table '345093754 3' 10-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 3: that_pope (1195 in chips)
Seat 7: tracker 4nz (3305 in chips)
tracker 4nz: posts small blind 50
that_pope: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to that_pope [2d 4d]
tracker 4nz: raises 200 to 300
that_pope: calls 200
*** FLOP *** [Td 5h 3d]
that_pope: checks
tracker 4nz: bets 300
that_pope: raises 595 to 895 and is all-in
tracker 4nz: calls 595
*** TURN *** [Td 5h 3d] [5c]
*** RIVER *** [Td 5h 3d 5c] [Js]
that_pope said, "["
that_pope said, "][;k;"
that_pope said, "lkjl"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
that_pope: shows [2d 4d] (a pair of Fives)
tracker 4nz: shows [6c Tc] (two pair, Tens and Fives)
that_pope said, ";sdfskf"
that_pope said, "';sakdfalskfl"
that_pope said, ";asdjf"
that_pope said, "a;lsdjf"
that_pope said, "as;ldjf"
that_pope said, "as;ldjf"
that_pope said, "a;sdlfjas"
tracker 4nz collected 2390 from pot
that_pope finished the tournament in 19th place
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2390 | Rake 0
Board [Td 5h 3d 5c Js]
Seat 3: that_pope (big blind) showed [2d 4d] and lost with a pair of Fives
Seat 7: tracker 4nz (button) (small blind) showed [6c Tc] and won (2390) with two pair, Tens and Fives

YEYSYEYYESYYEYYEYEYEYYEYSYEYESYYSYEYYSZYYEYEY


PokerStars Game #55073053384: Tournament #345089137, $10.00+$2.50+$1.00 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2010/12/30 4:38:34 ET
Table '345089137 11' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: $ee.Final (1465 in chips)
Seat 2: ragenut (1500 in chips)
Seat 3: newbieluck12 (1650 in chips)
Seat 4: tsakwau (1020 in chips)
Seat 5: that_pope (1440 in chips)
Seat 6: HansOffMy27 (1915 in chips)
Seat 7: just_me_nf (1670 in chips)
Seat 8: greguarX (1320 in chips)
Seat 9: karookat2 (1460 in chips)
tsakwau: posts small blind 15
that_pope: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to that_pope [Ac Kc]
HansOffMy27: folds
just_me_nf: folds
greguarX: folds
karookat2: calls 30
$ee.Final: raises 30 to 60
ragenut: folds
newbieluck12: folds
tsakwau: folds
that_pope: raises 150 to 210
karookat2: folds
$ee.Final: calls 150
*** FLOP *** [Ks Js Jc]
that_pope: bets 270
$ee.Final: calls 270
*** TURN *** [Ks Js Jc] [5s]
that_pope: bets 960 and is all-in
$ee.Final: calls 960
*** RIVER *** [Ks Js Jc 5s] [6d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
that_pope: shows [Ac Kc] (two pair, Kings and Jacks)
$ee.Final: shows [5d 5h] (a full house, Fives full of Jacks)
$ee.Final collected 2925 from pot
$ee.Final wins the $2.50 bounty for eliminating that_pope
that_pope finished the tournament in 243rd place
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2925 | Rake 0
Board [Ks Js Jc 5s 6d]
Seat 1: $ee.Final showed [5d 5h] and won (2925) with a full house, Fives full of Jacks
Seat 2: ragenut folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: newbieluck12 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: tsakwau (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: that_pope (big blind) showed [Ac Kc] and lost with two pair, Kings and Jacks
Seat 6: HansOffMy27 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: just_me_nf folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: greguarX folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: karookat2 folded before Flop

How can they always hit their stupid stupid no out hands. A bad bet by me on river, but I clicked bet, then realized what a stupid card that came on the river.

Full Tilt Poker Game #26937024127: Table Wales (6 max, speed) - $3/$6 - Limit Hold'em - 09:22:34 ET - 2011/01/03
Seat 1: WuvWe1 ($115)
Seat 2: Kaapstad54 ($371)
Seat 3: swisspower ($132)
Seat 4: that_pope ($3,229.50)
Seat 5: Cactuscombo ($50)
Seat 6: dirdeewench ($157)
swisspower posts the small blind of $1.50
that_pope posts the big blind of $3
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to that_pope [Tc Kc]
Cactuscombo folds
dirdeewench has 8 seconds left to act
dirdeewench folds
WuvWe1 folds
Kaapstad54 raises to $6
swisspower folds
that_pope calls $3
*** FLOP *** [Td 4h 3c]
that_pope checks
Kaapstad54 bets $3
that_pope raises to $6
Kaapstad54 has 8 seconds left to act
Kaapstad54 calls $3
*** TURN *** [Td 4h 3c] [2c]
that_pope bets $6
Kaapstad54 calls $6
*** RIVER *** [Td 4h 3c 2c] [5h]
that_pope bets $6
Kaapstad54 raises to $12
that_pope: nice life
that_pope has 8 seconds left to act
that_pope: runner runner perfect
that_pope: obv have the flush draw on turn as well
that_pope folds
Uncalled bet of $6 returned to Kaapstad54
Kaapstad54 mucks
Kaapstad54 wins the pot ($47.50)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $49.50 | Rake $2
Board: [Td 4h 3c 2c 5h]
Seat 1: WuvWe1 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: Kaapstad54 (button) collected ($47.50), mucked
Seat 3: swisspower (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: that_pope (big blind) folded on the River
Seat 5: Cactuscombo didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: dirdeewench didn't bet (folded)

Silly me...


pokerstars Game #55391473865: Tournament #347611822, $10.70+$1.00 USD Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level II (15/30) - 2011/01/05 3:29:42 ET
Table '347611822 2' 10-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: hitmanloo (1500 in chips)
Seat 4: jodysa7 (1375 in chips)
Seat 5: that_pope (505 in chips)
Seat 6: xrayvission (2400 in chips)
Seat 7: timburonps (1720 in chips)
hitmanloo: posts small blind 15
jodysa7: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to that_pope [Tc Th]
that_pope: raises 90 to 120
xrayvission: folds
timburonps: folds
hitmanloo: calls 105
jodysa7: raises 120 to 240
that_pope: raises 265 to 505 and is all-in
hitmanloo: calls 385
jodysa7: raises 870 to 1375 and is all-in
hitmanloo: calls 870
*** FLOP *** [5c 6c 8c]
*** TURN *** [5c 6c 8c] [5d]
*** RIVER *** [5c 6c 8c 5d] [3c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
hitmanloo: shows [Ts 8s] (two pair, Eights and Fives)
jodysa7: shows [Kc Ad] (a flush, King high)
jodysa7 collected 1740 from side pot
that_pope: shows [Tc Th] (a flush, Ten high)
jodysa7 collected 1515 from main pot
that_pope finished the tournament in 40th place
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3255 Main pot 1515. Side pot 1740. | Rake 0
Board [5c 6c 8c 5d 3c]
Seat 1: hitmanloo (small blind) showed [Ts 8s] and lost with two pair, Eights and Fives
Seat 4: jodysa7 (big blind) showed [Kc Ad] and won (3255) with a flush, King high
Seat 5: that_pope showed [Tc Th] and lost with a flush, Ten high
Seat 6: xrayvission folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: timburonps (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

WHY
Full Tilt Poker Game #27250008813: Table Fast (6 max) - $3/$6 - Limit Hold'em - 19:31:11 ET - 2011/01/13
Seat 1: ScvRusher ($248)
Seat 2: ohareclub ($97), is sitting out
Seat 3: Augepaul ($72)
Seat 4: MooningGnome ($387)
Seat 5: PokerLB ($187)
Seat 6: that_pope ($411.50)
MooningGnome posts the small blind of $1.50
that_pope: but until then, free money for anyone who sits with me
PokerLB is sitting out
that_pope posts the big blind of $3
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to that_pope [Qs Qh]
ScvRusher folds
Augepaul raises to $6
MooningGnome calls $4.50
that_pope raises to $9
Augepaul raises to $12
MooningGnome calls $6
that_pope calls $3
*** FLOP *** [3d As 6h]
MooningGnome checks
that_pope checks
Augepaul bets $3
MooningGnome calls $3
that_pope calls $3
*** TURN *** [3d As 6h] [2c]
MooningGnome bets $6
that_pope folds
Augepaul calls $6
*** RIVER *** [3d As 6h 2c] [6s]
MooningGnome bets $6
Augepaul calls $6
*** SHOW DOWN ***
MooningGnome shows [Ah Js] two pair, Aces and Sixes
Augepaul shows [Ac Qc] two pair, Aces and Sixes
Augepaul wins the pot ($67) with two pair, Aces and Sixes
that_pope: see, the site knows how to make me lose, QQ vs AJ and AQ
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $69 | Rake $2
Board: [3d As 6h 2c 6s]
Seat 1: ScvRusher didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: ohareclub is sitting out
Seat 3: Augepaul (button) showed [Ac Qc] and won ($67) with two pair, Aces and Sixes
Seat 4: MooningGnome (small blind) showed [Ah Js] and lost with two pair, Aces and Sixes
Seat 5: PokerLB is sitting out
Seat 6: that_pope (big blind) folded on the Turn

THE FUCK

Full Tilt Poker Game #27249957522: Table Fast (6 max) - $3/$6 - Limit Hold'em - 19:29:12 ET - 2011/01/13
Seat 1: ScvRusher ($193)
Seat 2: ohareclub ($100), is sitting out
Seat 3: Augepaul ($67.50)
Seat 4: MooningGnome ($385.50)
Seat 5: PokerLB ($187)
Seat 6: that_pope ($438.50)
that_pope posts the small blind of $1.50
ScvRusher posts the big blind of $3
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to that_pope [3h Qh]
MooningGnome: not nice to raise me pope
ohareclub has returned
Augepaul folds
that_pope: isnt playing against me the most fun you could ever have?
MooningGnome folds
PokerLB folds
that_pope raises to $6
ScvRusher calls $3
*** FLOP *** [7d 3s 7h]
that_pope: you never lose
that_pope: because i am the unluckiest player of all time
that_pope has 15 seconds left to act
that_pope bets $3
ScvRusher raises to $6
that_pope raises to $9
MooningGnome: trust me - I lose my share
ScvRusher calls $3
*** TURN *** [7d 3s 7h] [4h]
that_pope bets $6
ScvRusher calls $6
*** RIVER *** [7d 3s 7h 4h] [2d]
that_pope bets $6
ScvRusher calls $6
*** SHOW DOWN ***
that_pope shows [3h Qh] two pair, Sevens and Threes
ScvRusher shows [4s 5h] two pair, Sevens and Fours
ScvRusher wins the pot ($52) with two pair, Sevens and Fours
that_pope: ;ljfm
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $54 | Rake $2
Board: [7d 3s 7h 4h 2d]
Seat 1: ScvRusher (big blind) showed [4s 5h] and won ($52) with two pair, Sevens and Fours
Seat 2: ohareclub is sitting out
Seat 3: Augepaul didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: MooningGnome didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: PokerLB (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: that_pope (small blind) showed [3h Qh] and lost with two pair, Sevens and Threes

Can't I EVER WIN

Full Tilt Poker Game #27249942098: Table Fast (6 max) - $3/$6 - Limit Hold'em - 19:28:37 ET - 2011/01/13
Seat 1: ScvRusher ($193)
Seat 2: ohareclub ($100), is sitting out
Seat 3: Augepaul ($67.50)
Seat 4: MooningGnome ($357)
Seat 5: PokerLB ($188.50)
Seat 6: that_pope ($468.50)
PokerLB posts the small blind of $1.50
that_pope posts the big blind of $3
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to that_pope [Kd Ac]
ScvRusher folds
Augepaul folds
MooningGnome raises to $6
PokerLB folds
that_pope raises to $9
MooningGnome calls $3
*** FLOP *** [9h Qs Kc]
that_pope bets $3
MooningGnome calls $3
*** TURN *** [9h Qs Kc] [2s]
that_pope bets $6
MooningGnome raises to $12
that_pope calls $6
*** RIVER *** [9h Qs Kc 2s] [5c]
that_pope checks
MooningGnome bets $6
that_pope calls $6
*** SHOW DOWN ***
MooningGnome shows [Th Jc] a straight, King high
that_pope mucks
MooningGnome wins the pot ($58.50) with a straight, King high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $61.50 | Rake $3
Board: [9h Qs Kc 2s 5c]
Seat 1: ScvRusher didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: ohareclub is sitting out
Seat 3: Augepaul didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: MooningGnome (button) showed [Th Jc] and won ($58.50) with a straight, King high
Seat 5: PokerLB (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: that_pope (big blind) mucked [Kd Ac] - a pair of Kings

AND IT NEVER ENDS

Full Tilt Poker Game #27250656650: Table Hiss (6 max) - $3/$6 - Limit Hold'em - 19:56:41 ET - 2011/01/13
Seat 1: Slade77 ($63.50)
Seat 2: luv2cflopz ($362.50)
Seat 3: ED4ECU ($69)
Seat 4: that_pope ($286.50)
Seat 5: Lino1986 ($204)
Seat 6: minchung1958 ($85.50)
ED4ECU posts the small blind of $1.50
that_pope posts the big blind of $3
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to that_pope [Jc Js]
Lino1986 folds
minchung1958 folds
Slade77 folds
Slade77 is sitting out
luv2cflopz folds
ED4ECU calls $1.50
that_pope raises to $6
ED4ECU calls $3
*** FLOP *** [5d Qc Qd]
ED4ECU checks
that_pope bets $3
ED4ECU calls $3
*** TURN *** [5d Qc Qd] [9h]
ED4ECU checks
that_pope bets $6
ED4ECU calls $6
*** RIVER *** [5d Qc Qd 9h] [5h]
ED4ECU bets $6
that_pope calls $6
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ED4ECU shows [7d 5c] a full house, Fives full of Queens
that_pope mucks
ED4ECU wins the pot ($40) with a full house, Fives full of Queens
that_pope: my life is complete
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $42 | Rake $2
Board: [5d Qc Qd 9h 5h]
Seat 1: Slade77 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: luv2cflopz (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: ED4ECU (small blind) showed [7d 5c] and won ($40) with a full house, Fives full of Queens
Seat 4: that_pope (big blind) mucked [Jc Js] - two pair, Queens and Jacks
Seat 5: Lino1986 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: minchung1958 didn't bet (folded)

I didn't bother to read but what exactly is the point? ^_^

On the bubble of a 45-man, wtf

pokerstars Game #56642107204: Tournament #357786590, $0.50+$0.05 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level IX (300/600) - 2011/01/27 1:30:08 PT [2011/01/27 4:30:08 ET]
Table '357786590 3' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: zhenia.naxui (4247 in chips)
Seat 2: mitroicata (2250 in chips)
Seat 3: AsianBatman (17831 in chips)
Seat 4: MIK717 (13130 in chips)
Seat 5: Polotence009 (1315 in chips)
Seat 7: caibita (14481 in chips)
Seat 8: Alpha_Mx (7290 in chips)
Seat 9: SICKTIGHT311 (6956 in chips)
zhenia.naxui: posts the ante 50
mitroicata: posts the ante 50
AsianBatman: posts the ante 50
MIK717: posts the ante 50
Polotence009: posts the ante 50
caibita: posts the ante 50
Alpha_Mx: posts the ante 50
SICKTIGHT311: posts the ante 50
MIK717: posts small blind 300
Polotence009: posts big blind 600
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to SICKTIGHT311 [Ah As]
caibita: folds
Alpha_Mx: folds
SICKTIGHT311: raises 6306 to 6906 and is all-in
zhenia.naxui: calls 4197 and is all-in
mitroicata: folds
AsianBatman: folds
MIK717: folds
Polotence009: calls 665 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (2709) returned to SICKTIGHT311
*** FLOP *** [Tc 8d 9c]
*** TURN *** [Tc 8d 9c] [Kh]
*** RIVER *** [Tc 8d 9c Kh] [Ks]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
SICKTIGHT311: shows [Ah As] (two pair, Aces and Kings)
zhenia.naxui: shows [Ac Kc] (three of a kind, Kings)
zhenia.naxui collected 5864 from side pot
Polotence009: shows [Jc Jh] (two pair, Kings and Jacks)
zhenia.naxui collected 4495 from main pot
Polotence009 finished the tournament in 8th place
SICKTIGHT311 said, "lol"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 10359 Main pot 4495. Side pot 5864. | Rake 0
Board [Tc 8d 9c Kh Ks]
Seat 1: zhenia.naxui showed [Ac Kc] and won (10359) with three of a kind, Kings
Seat 2: mitroicata folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: AsianBatman (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: MIK717 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: Polotence009 (big blind) showed [Jc Jh] and lost with two pair, Kings and Jacks
Seat 7: caibita folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Alpha_Mx folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: SICKTIGHT311 showed [Ah As] and lost with two pair, Aces and Kings

Why do the biggest spewing idiots get there...

Full Tilt Poker Game #27849656323: Table Havencrest (6 max) - $3/$6 - Limit Hold'em - 19:50:45 ET - 2011/02/02
Seat 1: Nouvelair ($60)
Seat 2: MYBYRDBRENDA ($35.50)
Seat 3: RaizzedByWolves ($206.50)
Seat 4: solevoolait ($126.50)
Seat 5: jeferone ($68.50)
Seat 6: that_pope ($350.50)
solevoolait posts the small blind of $1.50
jeferone posts the big blind of $3
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to that_pope [Tc Qh]
that_pope has 15 seconds left to act
that_pope raises to $6
MYBYRDBRENDA folds
RaizzedByWolves folds
solevoolait raises to $9
jeferone has 15 seconds left to act
jeferone folds
that_pope calls $3
*** FLOP *** [6c Ks Jd]
solevoolait bets $3
that_pope raises to $6
solevoolait raises to $9
that_pope calls $3
*** TURN *** [6c Ks Jd] [As]
solevoolait bets $6
that_pope raises to $12
solevoolait raises to $18
that_pope raises to $24
solevoolait calls $6
*** RIVER *** [6c Ks Jd As] [Ac]
solevoolait bets $6
that_pope: YES YES
that_pope: YES
that_pope: YES
that_pope: YES
that_pope: I LOVE MY LIFE
that_pope calls $6
*** SHOW DOWN ***
solevoolait shows [Ah Kc] a full house, Aces full of Kings
that_pope mucks
solevoolait wins the pot ($96) with a full house, Aces full of Kings
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $99 | Rake $3
Board: [6c Ks Jd As Ac]
Seat 1: Nouvelair is sitting out
Seat 2: MYBYRDBRENDA didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: RaizzedByWolves (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: solevoolait (small blind) showed [Ah Kc] and won ($96) with a full house, Aces full of Kings
Seat 5: jeferone (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: that_pope mucked [Tc Qh] - a straight, Ace high

Here they come!!!

Full Tilt Poker Game #28484208399: Table End Run (6 max) - $2/$4 - Limit Hold'em - 09:22:11 ET - 2011/02/24
Seat 1: fishbla ($89)
Seat 2: steinway ($243)
Seat 3: Dusty Grinder ($25)
Seat 4: red107 ($234.50)
Seat 5: riddare ($44)
Seat 6: that_pope ($200)
riddare posts the small blind of $1
that_pope posts the big blind of $2
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to that_pope [Kd As]
fishbla folds
steinway folds
Dusty Grinder raises to $4
red107 folds
riddare folds
that_pope raises to $6
Dusty Grinder raises to $8
that_pope calls $2
*** FLOP *** [Kc 9h 8s]
that_pope checks
Dusty Grinder bets $2
that_pope raises to $4
Dusty Grinder calls $2
*** TURN *** [Kc 9h 8s] [5s]
that_pope bets $4
Dusty Grinder calls $4
*** RIVER *** [Kc 9h 8s 5s] [6h]
that_pope bets $4
Dusty Grinder raises to $8
that_pope: wow
that_pope: 77 really?
that_pope: my god you are good
that_pope has 15 seconds left to act
that_pope calls $4
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Dusty Grinder shows [Ah 7c] a straight, Nine high
that_pope mucks
Dusty Grinder wins the pot ($47) with a straight, Nine high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $49 | Rake $2
Board: [Kc 9h 8s 5s 6h]
Seat 1: fishbla didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: steinway didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: Dusty Grinder showed [Ah 7c] and won ($47) with a straight, Nine high
Seat 4: red107 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: riddare (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: that_pope (big blind) mucked [Kd As] - a pair of Kings

My life, you don't want it..


pokerstars Game #60039905658: Hold'em Limit ($2/$4 USD) - 2011/03/30 0:11:21 ET
Table 'Lepus VII' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: foldem iv ($123 in chips)
Seat 2: _hycterikal_ ($38 in chips)
Seat 3: yaya45 ($49.50 in chips)
Seat 4: NiakaKay ($223 in chips)
Seat 5: tomcheng ($251 in chips)
Seat 6: that_pope ($178 in chips)
_hycterikal_: posts small blind $1
yaya45: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to that_pope [7h 7d]
NiakaKay: folds
tomcheng: folds
that_pope: raises $2 to $4
foldem iv: calls $4
_hycterikal_: raises $2 to $6
yaya45: calls $4
that_pope: raises $2 to $8
Betting is capped
foldem iv: calls $4
_hycterikal_: calls $2
yaya45: calls $2
*** FLOP *** [Ac 7s 3s]
_hycterikal_: bets $2
yaya45: calls $2
that_pope: raises $2 to $4
foldem iv: calls $4
_hycterikal_: raises $2 to $6
yaya45: calls $4
that_pope: raises $2 to $8
Betting is capped
foldem iv: calls $4
_hycterikal_: calls $2
yaya45: calls $2
*** TURN *** [Ac 7s 3s] [6h]
_hycterikal_: checks
yaya45: checks
that_pope: bets $4
foldem iv: calls $4
_hycterikal_: calls $4
yaya45: calls $4
*** RIVER *** [Ac 7s 3s 6h] [9c]
_hycterikal_: checks
yaya45: bets $4
that_pope: calls $4
foldem iv: folds
_hycterikal_: calls $4
*** SHOW DOWN ***
yaya45: shows [Ts 8s] (a straight, Six to Ten)
that_pope said, "WAT THE FCK"
that_pope: mucks hand
_hycterikal_: mucks hand
yaya45 collected $89 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $92 | Rake $3
Board [Ac 7s 3s 6h 9c]
Seat 1: foldem iv (button) folded on the River
Seat 2: _hycterikal_ (small blind) mucked [Ad Kd]
Seat 3: yaya45 (big blind) showed [Ts 8s] and won ($89) with a straight, Six to Ten
Seat 4: NiakaKay folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: tomcheng folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: that_pope mucked [7h 7d]

Hey look, expert knew he would hit his gutterball...

Full Tilt Poker Game #29522120262: Table New Pass (6 max) - $3/$6 - Limit Hold'em - 01:01:49 ET - 2011/04/01
Seat 1: zaaf ($180)
Seat 2: that_pope ($257.50)
Seat 3: pockets14s ($60)
Seat 4: 11pcnealrogers ($30.50)
Seat 5: comgaous ($83.50), is sitting out
Seat 6: 2livebru ($62)
that_pope posts the small blind of $1.50
pockets14s has 5 seconds left to act
pockets14s posts the big blind of $3
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to that_pope [Qh Qc]
11pcnealrogers folds
2livebru folds
zaaf calls $3
that_pope raises to $6
pockets14s calls $3
zaaf calls $3
*** FLOP *** [8c Tc 6c]
that_pope bets $3
pockets14s folds
zaaf raises to $6
that_pope raises to $9
zaaf calls $3
*** TURN *** [8c Tc 6c] [As]
that_pope bets $6
zaaf calls $6
*** RIVER *** [8c Tc 6c As] [7d]
that_pope checks
zaaf bets $6
that_pope calls $6
*** SHOW DOWN ***
zaaf shows [Jc 9s] a straight, Jack high
that_pope mucks
zaaf wins the pot ($57) with a straight, Jack high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $60 | Rake $3
Board: [8c Tc 6c As 7d]
Seat 1: zaaf (button) showed [Jc 9s] and won ($57) with a straight, Jack high
Seat 2: that_pope (small blind) mucked [Qh Qc] - a pair of Queens
Seat 3: pockets14s (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 4: 11pcnealrogers didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: comgaous is sitting out
Seat 6: 2livebru didn't bet (folded)

AHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAH

Full Tilt Poker Game #29831634279: Table Hiss (6 max) - $3/$6 - Limit Hold'em - 23:01:57 ET - 2011/04/11
Seat 1: HugoRChavez ($207.50)
Seat 2: JaggedX ($72.50)
Seat 3: Ship_It_45 ($277.50)
Seat 4: iamabull ($360)
Seat 5: rcoz ($59.50)
Seat 6: that_pope ($256.50)
that_pope: wow
HugoRChavez posts the small blind of $1.50
JaggedX posts the big blind of $3
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to that_pope [Ac As]
Ship_It_45 folds
that_pope: you really do never miss
iamabull folds
rcoz folds
that_pope raises to $6
HugoRChavez folds
JaggedX calls $3
*** FLOP *** [3d 2d 3h]
JaggedX checks
that_pope bets $3
JaggedX raises to $6
that_pope calls $3
*** TURN *** [3d 2d 3h] [6h]
JaggedX bets $6
that_pope raises to $12
JaggedX calls $6
*** RIVER *** [3d 2d 3h 6h] [5c]
JaggedX checks
that_pope bets $6
JaggedX raises to $12
that_pope: wow
that_pope: FML
that_pope calls $6
*** SHOW DOWN ***
JaggedX shows [4c Qc] a straight, Six high
that_pope mucks
JaggedX wins the pot ($70.50) with a straight, Six high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $73.50 | Rake $3
Board: [3d 2d 3h 6h 5c]
Seat 1: HugoRChavez (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: JaggedX (big blind) showed [4c Qc] and won ($70.50) with a straight, Six high
Seat 3: Ship_It_45 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: iamabull didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: rcoz didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: that_pope (button) mucked [Ac As] - two pair, Aces and Threes