I live in the basement, which has a back-door entrance seperate from the rest of my house. I ordered delivery to the back door today and the delivery guy went to the wrong house so I had to go outside and look for him for 5 minutes while timing out of the tourny's I was in.

As soon as I got back inside I busted 3 tournys in a row all within my first minute back. This was especially tilting due to thoughts of 'what if i didnt time out for 5 minutes while I was outside; things could've been different'

But what can ya do

So I open the food I just got and, sure enough, it isn't what I ordered. Now I am on super monkey life tilt. So heated. Since I was hungry as hell and didn't feel like calling back and having them deliver what I really ordered, I take what they gave me (a fucking plain hamburger with old fries l;khagsedrasl;hgjh).

I proceed to scarf the food that I didn't order down in a fit of rage, and I choke on the food. Yep... I thought I was ok at first and just needed some water to help me swallow it, but the water won't go down my throat at all... because it's blocked by the food. At this point I become slightly scared because I'm actually choking and I spit the water everywhere and begin dry heaving trying to get the food out of my throat. My roommates are freakin out, and so am I. My eyes are all watery and I can barely see so instead of running outside, I puke all over my room (at least I didn't die).

Now that I'm no longer dying, I'm not so tilted anymore, and I can continue to focus on the tournys I still have left... or so I think.

Bink - internet disconnects. Or wait, nope, just full tilt (the only site I was playing on). Every website I want to go to except tilt works, and so does poker stars. My roommate is having the same problem, but eventually it lets him back on. I'm still disconnected.

2 hours later full tilt pops up and lets me back on. I'm hoping I still have chips in something. I get excited when a tourny pops up because that means I didn't bust everything, but sigh... I immediately blind my last 175 worthless chips all in and bust vs AA.

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

/ rant