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  1. this is a convo that happened when I was playing in a heads up tourney on stars. He has the button and raises standard 3xbb to 150.(25-50 blinds) i reraise to 550 with JJ and he shoves for 1100. He doesnt have KK or QQ or AK, he has 45 suited in hearts and flops a pair and a flush draw, turns a straight, and rivers the flush. wp

    ProfitMargin: what i mean is
    topgun0675 [observer]: 45 loyur a joke
    ProfitMargin: ****ING SHIP IT!
    topgun0675 [observer]: why would you call you ****ing donk
    ProfitMargin: why would i fold?
    topgun0675 [observer]: why are talking **** aftr you were ****ing dominated
    ProfitMargin: why did push such a weak hand?
    ProfitMargin: one pair?
    ProfitMargin: lol
    topgun0675 [observer]: cause you have ****ing 45
    topgun0675 [observer]: how is JJ ****ing weak
    ProfitMargin: cause it lost
    ProfitMargin: lol
    topgun0675 [observer]: lol thank god you wont make it past the next round
    ProfitMargin: o really?
    topgun0675 [observer]: really
    ProfitMargin: easy to talk big from the rail eh?
    ProfitMargin: why dont you find someone who cares?
    topgun0675 [observer]: only whe you get knocked by an isiot calling all inds with 45
    ProfitMargin: man i hope my next op overplays his weak pairs like you
    ProfitMargin: you have 2 outs
    ProfitMargin: i have 6
    topgun0675 [observer]: why is yur name prfitmargin, it should be deficit spending
    ProfitMargin: not counting flushes and straights
    topgun0675 [observer]: i was like a 72% favorite
    ProfitMargin: lol
    ProfitMargin: that was a really good one
    topgun0675 [observer]: im copying this entire convo and puting it on pocket fives
    ProfitMargin: awesome. your burn is def the highlight
    topgun0675 [observer]: they'll get a good laugh out of it
     
  2. You got owned.
  3. LOL at calling your tournament life with only 1 pair.
  4. ? are you serious?
     
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