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  1. i just tested this mouse moving thing they say is a reason of the rng card generator and i played 1 SNG where i moved my mouse repeatedly and 1 SNG where i did not move the mouse until i was dealt cards and only when it was on me to act.....results

    SNG w/moving mouse = i lost 1 of 2 races and lost 2 of 2 dominating hands....the dominating hands were AJ vs A3 (flush), AK vs KT (TT4 flop), and the two races were JJ vs AK (A flop) and QQ vs 77 (win)....

    SNG w/out moving mouse = won 3 of 3 races, and won 2 of 2 dominate hands...the races were K8s vs QTos (flor Q77, turn A river K), K9s vs JTos (flop K), and AK vs TT (A flop)....and the 2 dominating hands were AK vs A3 (blank board) and AQ vs QJ (flop Q...higher kicker)

    it is obvious that i didnt do enough samples but it seems to me that pokerstars could be rigged, it must be the only site that has the cards dealt having anything to do with the movement of a mouse....which i think is kind of bullshit, goes against ethics, i mean you could find the way you always win when moving the mouse or not moving and never lose....which is impossible to never lose.....

    just my 2 cents, since we hear peopel always saying its rigged, i for one do not believe it is rigged but it is kinda shitty that a movement of my mouse effects the cards im dealt....

    Aces_Kid
  2. Darwin's waiting room material here - without a doubt
     
  3. DUDE!!! SHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Don't tell anyone, dumbass. Just don't move your mouse anymore and rake in the $$$$. Pure genious.
  4. He'll prob claim it's a joke post after everybody rips him for posting this bullshit.

    "Yea, sure it was a joke...."

    -Jonny
  5. Joke or not... not many posts can literally make me LOL... this one did the trick :)
  6. 100% agreed Sooted.
     
  7. LMAO...THE POSTER OF THIS NONSENSE NEEDS TO TAKE A LONG HARD LOOK IN THE MIRROR!
  8. Holy crap that is funny! don't know what was funnier, the post, or RHC trying to get him to keep it a secret............. good one RHC.
     
  9. well if you think this is a joke or not...test it out for yaself see if it works or not....but dont ya think it is kinda sketchy that the movement of your mouse causes the effect of how your cards are dealt? its not like youa re at the casino and you can see the dealer deal to you, the cards arent gonna change if you move your hands while you are being dealt...

    you guys make me laugh....but isnt it funny how half the site posts "online poker is rigged and this and that" 5x a day....

    Aces_Kid
    Thread Starter
  10. but isnt it funny how half the site posts "online poker is rigged and this and that" 5x a day....

    No what's funny is that they keep on playing once they come to this conclusion.

    clizzark
  11. You owe me 20bucks... Just had QQ vs AK... dont touch mouse and the turn is a A river K

    GG still mouse

    Next time it moves!!
  12. it is a proven fact that if you stick the mouse up your ass you will win every race
  13. LMAO. So thats how Bax and the top on-line pros win all the time by sticking there mouse up there ass 10 plus times a tourney. So much for pokerschool, RPT and card runners.
  14. This should go under the thread "Playing Stoned Good or Bad?" :)
  15. so...the OP was serious??? he'll have the mini bowler style please, I'm buying. shiny side in if you can??///
  16. All i got to say on the subject is that if this is true, Michael J fox's online poker career is over.
     
  17. *moans from crowd* *stuttered moans*
  18. Bax= Muhammad Ali
  19. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
  20. but dude that's obviously because if it's stuck in your ass it isn't moving
  21. post of the year award for murderer!!LOL
  22. I actually lost brains cells after reading this post trying to determine if you are serious.
  23. Laugh all u want - I know I did :). But tonight thousands of players won't move their mouse during a race - just in case it's true.... ^^

    Thank god I don't play ps - lol
  24. P5's must shut down now, there will never be anything funnier than this thread.
  25. It could be true..... I tested Aces-kids' theory at the play money tables. My scientific results will amaze u... Im HERO and in this hand I "go all-in to see where I'm at". NOTE: I didn't move the mouse until I was dealt cards, and never after I moved all-in and until the hand was completed.

    pokerstars Game #666: Hold'em No Limit (5/10) - 2005/12/18 - 66:66:66 (ET)
    Table 'Nausikaa II' (Play Money) Seat #6 is the button
    Seat 1: kage_oni (984 in chips)
    Seat 2: HERO (400 in chips)
    Seat 3: LeTempest (2000 in chips)
    Seat 5: mnbvcxzk (1640 in chips)
    Seat 6: bigdaddy166 (19170 in chips)
    Seat 7: LHC Girl (1053 in chips)
    Seat 9: carguy12 (990 in chips)
    LHC Girl: posts small blind 5
    carguy12: posts big blind 10
    HERO: posts big blind 10
    LeTempest: posts big blind 10
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to HERO [Kc 5h]
    kage_oni: raises 10 to 20
    HERO: raises 380 to 400 and is all-in
    LeTempest: calls 390
    mnbvcxzk: folds
    bigdaddy166: folds
    LHC Girl: folds
    carguy12: calls 390
    kage_oni: calls 380
    *** FLOP *** [Jd 9c Th]
    carguy12: checks
    kage_oni: checks
    LeTempest: checks
    *** TURN *** [Jd 9c Th] [3s]
    carguy12: checks
    kage_oni: checks
    LeTempest: checks
    *** RIVER *** [Jd 9c Th 3s] [Qd]
    carguy12: checks
    kage_oni: checks
    LeTempest: checks
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    carguy12: shows [2c Ac] (high card Ace)
    kage_oni: shows [9h Qc] (two pair, Queens and Nines)
    HERO: shows [Kc 5h] (a straight, Nine to King)
    LeTempest: mucks hand
    HERO collected 1605 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 1605 | Rake 0
    Board [Jd 9c Th 3s Qd]
    Seat 1: kage_oni showed [9h Qc] and lost with two pair, Queens and Nines
    Seat 2: HERO showed [Kc 5h] and won (1605) with a straight, Nine to King
    Seat 3: LeTempest mucked [2d 2h]
    Seat 5: mnbvcxzk folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 6: bigdaddy166 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 7: LHC Girl (small blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 9: carguy12 (big blind) showed [2c Ac] and lost with high card Ace
  26. LMFAO, that funny Dogger

    Paradise also takes movements from the mouse as part of the RNG, so stars is not the only one to do so.
  27. What are the %'s if you use your mouse to spank it during a race?
  28. Seriously, next you must hold your mouse in one hand and your wang in the other to solve the problems of General Relativity.
  29. since when did QQ vs 77 become a race. i must have missed the memo about it.
  30. I know stars sometimes makes us believe that it's a race, but how is QQ v 77 a race?