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pokerstars Game #47530775018: Tournament #323010436, $20+$2 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XVI (350/700) - 2010/07/31 14:51:00 CT [2010/07/31 15:51:00 ET]
Table '323010436 31' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: bierbernd (10256 in chips)
Seat 2: MR. BRØNDBY (13407 in chips)
Seat 3: vtwebb2 (3969 in chips)
Seat 4: dontestme (61645 in chips)
Seat 5: UWZERO20 (21322 in chips)
Seat 6: TexasLizzard (9541 in chips)
Seat 7: Alfragu (10535 in chips)
Seat 8: Kosh_14 (10849 in chips)
Seat 9: wintop11 (31533 in chips)
bierbernd: posts the ante 85
MR. BRØNDBY: posts the ante 85
vtwebb2: posts the ante 85
dontestme: posts the ante 85
UWZERO20: posts the ante 85
TexasLizzard: posts the ante 85
Alfragu: posts the ante 85
Kosh_14: posts the ante 85
wintop11: posts the ante 85
wintop11: posts small blind 350
bierbernd: posts big blind 700
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to UWZERO20 [Jd Jh]
MR. BRØNDBY: folds
vtwebb2: folds
dontestme: folds
UWZERO20: raises 1050 to 1750
TexasLizzard: folds
Alfragu: raises 3150 to 4900
Kosh_14: folds
wintop11: folds
bierbernd: raises 5271 to 10171 and is all-in
UWZERO20: folds
Alfragu: calls 5271
*** FLOP *** [Js Jc 3c]
*** TURN *** [Js Jc 3c] [Qd]
*** RIVER *** [Js Jc 3c Qd] [Ad]
UWZERO20 said, "jj"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
bierbernd: shows [Ks Kh] (two pair, Kings and Jacks)
Alfragu: shows [Ac As] (a full house, Aces full of Jacks)
Alfragu collected 23207 from pot
bierbernd finished the tournament in 162nd place
UWZERO20 said, "folded jj lol"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 23207 | Rake 0
Board [Js Jc 3c Qd Ad]
Seat 1: bierbernd (big blind) showed [Ks Kh] and lost with two pair, Kings and Jacks
Seat 2: MR. BRØNDBY folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: vtwebb2 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: dontestme folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: UWZERO20 folded before Flop
Seat 6: TexasLizzard folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Alfragu showed [Ac As] and won (23207) with a full house, Aces full of Jacks
Seat 8: Kosh_14 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: wintop11 (small blind) folded before Flop

PokerStars Game #47532655348: Tournament #294409112, $10.70+$1.00 USD Hold'em No Limit - Match Round II, Level III (25/50) - 2010/07/31 15:34:37 CT [2010/07/31 16:34:37 ET]
Table '294409112 1' 10-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: goioman (1538 in chips)
Seat 2: cardsdevil (2988 in chips)
Seat 3: Tjango1968 (4164 in chips)
Seat 4: doubled39 (1595 in chips)
Seat 6: will.h.boni (1220 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 8: UWZERO20 (1583 in chips)
Seat 9: lars1952 (1912 in chips)
doubled39: posts small blind 25
will.h.boni: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to UWZERO20 [2d 2s]
UWZERO20: raises 100 to 150
lars1952: calls 150
goioman has timed out while disconnected
goioman: folds
cardsdevil: calls 150
Tjango1968: folds
doubled39: calls 125
will.h.boni: folds
*** FLOP *** [Kh Ac 2h]
doubled39: checks
UWZERO20: bets 200
lars1952: folds
cardsdevil: calls 200
doubled39: folds
*** TURN *** [Kh Ac 2h] [9s]
UWZERO20: bets 350
cardsdevil: calls 350
*** RIVER *** [Kh Ac 2h 9s] [Jc]
UWZERO20: bets 883 and is all-in
cardsdevil: calls 883
*** SHOW DOWN ***
UWZERO20: shows [2d 2s] (three of a kind, Deuces)
cardsdevil: shows [Qc Tc] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
cardsdevil collected 3516 from pot
UWZERO20 finished the tournament in 7th place and received $35.00.
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3516 | Rake 0
Board [Kh Ac 2h 9s Jc]
Seat 1: goioman folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: cardsdevil showed [Qc Tc] and won (3516) with a straight, Ten to Ace
Seat 3: Tjango1968 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: doubled39 (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 6: will.h.boni (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: UWZERO20 showed [2d 2s] and lost with three of a kind, Deuces
Seat 9: lars1952 folded on the Flop

sure sure