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  1. pokerstars Game #29073930885: Tournament #167989701, $200+$15 Hold'em No Limit - Level X (125/250) - 2009/06/06 16:39:51 PT [2009/06/06 19:39:51 ET]
    Table '167989701 6' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
    Seat 1: NUTS78 (8335 in chips)
    Seat 2: superreven (23863 in chips)
    Seat 3: KaKaKillah (6960 in chips)
    Seat 4: PURPLE"K"99 (36750 in chips)
    Seat 5: 1$ickDisea$E (3961 in chips)
    Seat 6: Nvanexel (5576 in chips)
    NUTS78: posts the ante 30
    superreven: posts the ante 30
    KaKaKillah: posts the ante 30
    PURPLE"K"99: posts the ante 30
    1$ickDisea$E: posts the ante 30
    Nvanexel: posts the ante 30
    KaKaKillah: posts small blind 125
    PURPLE"K"99: posts big blind 250
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to PURPLE"K"99 [8s Ah]
    1$ickDisea$E: folds
    Nvanexel: folds
    NUTS78: folds
    superreven: folds
    KaKaKillah: raises 500 to 750
    PURPLE"K"99: raises 10500 to 11250
    KaKaKillah: calls 6180 and is all-in
    Uncalled bet (4320) returned to PURPLE"K"99
    *** FLOP *** [6d Td 5c]
    *** TURN *** [6d Td 5c] [2h]
    *** RIVER *** [6d Td 5c 2h] [4d]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    KaKaKillah: shows [4s 3s] (a straight, Deuce to Six)
    PURPLE"K"99: shows [8s Ah] (high card Ace)
    KaKaKillah collected 14040 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 14040 | Rake 0
    Board [6d Td 5c 2h 4d]
    Seat 1: NUTS78 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 2: superreven (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 3: KaKaKillah (small blind) showed [4s 3s] and won (14040) with a straight, Deuce to Six
    Seat 4: PURPLE"K"99 (big blind) showed [8s Ah] and lost with high card Ace
    Seat 5: 1$ickDisea$E folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 6: Nvanexel folded before Flop (didn't bet)

    Comments after the hand:
    KaKaKillah: I knew it would be a race, I was 30% in.
    KaKaKillah: and almost in last place
    KaKaKillah: so go figure
    KaKaKillah: because I caled with 30% in the pot and almost in last place?
    KaKaKillah: bozos.
    KaKaKillah: you need the doctor

    I literally couldnt stop laughing LOOOOOOOOOOOOL so epic
     
  2. how did u get your name change with stars?
  3. u waste that many chips on a8 offsuit and he has downsyndrome???
  4. i didnt' know when people said "Appst, this is 2009 nobody folds" , this was happening...classic
     
  5.  
    Originally Posted by imbrokenow View Post

    u waste that many chips on a8 offsuit and he has downsyndrome???

    lol @ u
  6.  
    Originally Posted by odstore View Post

     
    Originally Posted by imbrokenow View Post

    u waste that many chips on a8 offsuit and he has downsyndrome???

    lol @ u

    true that nig
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  7. the only thing missing in his comments after was....

    But they were suited!!!
     
  8.  
    Originally Posted by imbrokenow View Post

    u waste that many chips on a8 offsuit and he has downsyndrome???

    LOL obv the guy was raising lite if he had 43s. Purple is a good player and recognized he's gonna get this guy to fold but he decided to spazz and call with 43s.

    i bet he snapped called too
     
  9. <<<<-------------------- value shoving a8 FTW
     
  10. Ummmm 30% all in. I didn't realize 750 was 30% of 6960. That guy is an amazing mathematician!!!!
  11. lol @ your font......comic sans is so 2008

    and referring to the villian as an "idiot > referring to the villian as someone with "downsyndrome"
  12.  
    Originally Posted by PhiAlphaMTSU View Post

    lol @ your font......comic sans is so 2008

    and referring to the villian as an "idiot > referring to the villian as someone with "downsyndrome"

    he is calling the person someone with down syndrome to get a reaction.
     
  13. Pils
    Why downsyndrome?

    Grow up would u...

    cardiff.
  14.  
    Originally Posted by Wein View Post

     
    Originally Posted by PhiAlphaMTSU View Post

    lol @ your font......comic sans is so 2008

    and referring to the villian as an "idiot > referring to the villian as someone with "downsyndrome"

    he is calling the person someone with down syndrome to get a reaction.

    So... he wants us to think he's an ass?
    Seriously, why make fun of downs syndrom?
    Not classy.
  15.  
    Originally Posted by Wein View Post

     
    Originally Posted by PhiAlphaMTSU View Post

    lol @ your font......comic sans is so 2008

    and referring to the villian as an "idiot > referring to the villian as someone with "downsyndrome"

    he is calling the person someone with down syndrome to get a reaction.

  16. Did making this post make you feel better?
     
  17.  
    Originally Posted by specterz View Post

     
    Originally Posted by Wein View Post

     
    Originally Posted by PhiAlphaMTSU View Post

    lol @ your font......comic sans is so 2008

    and referring to the villian as an "idiot > referring to the villian as someone with "downsyndrome"

    he is calling the person someone with down syndrome to get a reaction.

    So... he wants us to think he's an ass?
    Seriously, why make fun of downs syndrom?
    Not classy.

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  18.  
    Originally Posted by specterz View Post

     
    Originally Posted by Wein View Post

     
    Originally Posted by PhiAlphaMTSU View Post

    lol @ your font......comic sans is so 2008

    and referring to the villian as an "idiot > referring to the villian as someone with "downsyndrome"

    he is calling the person someone with down syndrome to get a reaction.

    So... he wants us to think he's an ass?
    Seriously, why make fun of downs syndrom?
    Not classy.

    I'll clarify although I thought it was inferred...

    He's trying to illicit a negative response.
     
  19. implied and elicit. fag.
  20. Ummm.

    Maybe villain had a note on you that you try to beat up on small stacks with air and figured he was in decent shape against most of the BS hands you'd try this with.

    Like A 8 off.

    Oh, and making fun of down syndrome is almost as -EV as sticking in a third of your stack with trash.
  21.  
    Originally Posted by Marion Cobretti View Post


    Ummm.

    Maybe villain had a note on you that you try to beat up on small stacks with air and figured he was in decent shape against most of the BS hands you'd try this with.

    Like A 8 off.

    Oh, and making fun of down syndrome is almost as -EV as sticking in a third of your stack with trash.

    LOL
  22.  
    Originally Posted by Marion Cobretti View Post

    Ummm.

    Maybe villain had a note on you that you try to beat up on small stacks with air and figured he was in decent shape against most of the BS hands you'd try this with.

    Like A 8 off.

    Oh, and making fun of down syndrome is almost as -EV as sticking in a third of your stack with trash.

    this gets a big LOL for sure
     
  23. I think pocketfives should have taken this down already, but while it is still up I would just like to tell purplepills to "GET FUCKED!"
     
  24. ^^^^^^^^^^ over reaction
  25.  
    Originally Posted by erod13 View Post

    I think pocketfives should have taken this down already, but while it is still up I would just like to tell purplepills to "GET FUCKED!"

    ^^^ jus lol at this idiot
     
  26. i wonder if pils still thinks he 'runs bad' on stars. he should be thanking his lucky stars someone donates to him when he plays such a stupid high variance style

    'To prove a point - that poker was just "gambling" - his father gave him a $500 poker allowance to deposit online, which he quickly lost. Once again, he gave him $500. He lost it. Before long, Parkes had run up an allowance debt of $6,000, and the time had come to put up or shut up.

    "When I was playing, I knew I was good enough," said Parkes. "It was just a matter of time before I started making money. But by the time I owed my father $6,000, he highly doubted profitability in poker."

    pil's dad had a pretty rediculous way to prove a point. heres 6000 bucks son. you can pay me back later lol

    the life of an underage player i guess
  27. Im pretty sure this entire thread is why I cant stand to read anything on p5s ever.
  28.  
    Originally Posted by downbylaw11 View Post

    i wonder if pils still thinks he 'runs bad' on stars. he should be thanking his lucky stars someone donates to him when he plays such a stupid high variance style

    'To prove a point - that poker was just "gambling" - his father gave him a $500 poker allowance to deposit online, which he quickly lost. Once again, he gave him $500. He lost it. Before long, Parkes had run up an allowance debt of $6,000, and the time had come to put up or shut up.

    "When I was playing, I knew I was good enough," said Parkes. "It was just a matter of time before I started making money. But by the time I owed my father $6,000, he highly doubted profitability in poker."

    pil's dad had a pretty rediculous way to prove a point. heres 6000 bucks son. you can pay me back later lol

    the life of an underage player i guess

    Sick jealousy.
  29. ace 8 ?

    and you know this guy has a pretty small stack you choose to bully him

    down syndrome wtfff why make this thread in regards to the guy and its not funny
    so imature man

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