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  1. Not even the worst donkey in the world would play this hand like this unless he knew what the outcome was going to be...at this level this early no way in hell this guy isn't cheating.

    pokerstars Game #18211321384: Tournament #92316357, $20+$2 Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2008/06/18 - 00:05:35 (ET)
    Table '92316357 31' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
    Seat 1: beelzebub87 (1000 in chips)
    Seat 2: ku_hawks35 (1490 in chips)
    Seat 3: ms oceans (1500 in chips)
    Seat 4: MEATLAW (1440 in chips)
    Seat 5: YOSILVIO (1760 in chips)
    Seat 6: farmhill (1780 in chips) is sitting out
    Seat 7: theoldman999 (1410 in chips)
    Seat 8: 59soso (1160 in chips)
    Seat 9: likebooks (1960 in chips)
    likebooks: posts small blind 10
    beelzebub87: posts big blind 20
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to theoldman999 [Qs Ad]
    ku_hawks35: folds
    ms oceans: folds
    MEATLAW: folds
    YOSILVIO: folds
    farmhill: folds
    theoldman999: raises 40 to 60
    59soso: calls 60
    likebooks: folds
    beelzebub87: folds
    *** FLOP *** [8h Qd 3d]
    theoldman999: bets 100
    59soso: raises 100 to 200
    theoldman999: raises 400 to 600
    59soso: raises 500 to 1100 and is all-in
    theoldman999: calls 500
    *** TURN *** [8h Qd 3d] [4s]
    *** RIVER *** [8h Qd 3d 4s] [5d]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    theoldman999: shows [Qs Ad] (a pair of Queens)
    59soso: shows [As 2d] (a straight, Ace to Five)
    59soso collected 2350 from pot

    It just don't make no damn sense. How do you call the flop unless you already know?
  2. yeah im starting to believe these claims more and more. real stupid fo shizzle.
  3. one over and backdoor flush draw

    Pu_s
  4. anybody got any excedrin?
     
  5. if he knew, you'd expect him to have better stats, but alas, he sucks balls
  6. PLEASE BE A LEVEL!! i have a feeling this will be in OT shortly!
  7. Stupid people make stupid plays. Like the guy who called with 66 on KKTTx board earlier tonight at my table. He didn't win. Sometimes people just don't know when they are beat. Your villian tried to make a very bad bluff, got caught and figured whatever, I'm just gonna stick it in. Shit happens, thats poker.
  8. OP: 59soso is a superuser, the new "nionio", and his mission in life is to steal 20$ from your account. If I was you, I'd call the F-4, Spider-man, Batman, X-Men, Sliver Surfer and Captain America, to protect the integrity of online poker against this Evil invasion.
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  9. pretty standard post flop 4bet shove imo
     
  10. this is not cheating this is some retard getting extremely lucky.
  11. This post hurt my head
     
  12. the retards always get the luckiest.
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  13. gtfo

    seriously leave
     
  14. tell me how much u paid for those magical beans
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  15. You are thinking this through too much.

    Think of the people you have encountered on the road when you drive, in the supermarket, behind the counter at McDonald's, in school.

    Some of em are really dumb, right?

    And some of those dumb ones play poker.

    The probable answer is one or more of the following:

    - he thought you were bluffing
    - he felt he could bluff you out by showing aggression
    - his dumb wife was nagging him
  16.  
    Originally Posted by theoldman999 View Post

    How do you call the flop unless you already know?

    lmao @ this thread
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  17. Yea, dont you hate it when people play terribly and put their money in drawing to runner runner? Geez, the nerve of some people. Tried to pay you off...what an asshole. Must be cheating. Or psychic. Or Lee Jones in disguise, trying to round up some drinking money for the evening. Or the Flying Spaghetti Monster, gathering funds for the upcoming Pastafarian Revolution.
  18. Say what you want about psychics but you leave the Flying Spaghetti Monster out of this damnit, hes done nothing wrong here.
  19.  
    Originally Posted by Jennifear View Post


    Think of the people you have encountered on the road when you drive, in the supermarket, behind the counter at McDonald's, in school.

    Some of em are really dumb, right?

    And some of those dumb ones play poker.

    priceless quote... im savin it