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  1. DJCBoston DJCBoston is offline

    Lowell, MA
    United States

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    Dec 27th, 2006 (12/27/2006 12:21am)

    Well, I'm resigned to the fact that I cannot and will not win at online poker ever again. 14 months and my biggest cash was about $3200. I'm down lots since Dise has gone away. stars just killed me. Full Tilt is just as bad. They WILL NOT let me win no matter what I do. I get the $ in ahead and no matter what I get fucked in the ass with a 2x4.

    Not gonna say it's rigged or it favors certain players but I'll certainly say this...my account can't win. Period! I'll let Bax or Annette or Belowabove come over and play on my computer and see how much they make. There's just always a bad beat or a cooler for me to go out on. I can't do it anymore. Down to about $8 on Full Tilt (if you see me in anythjing higher tha n a $10 sng I went on the run of all runs w/ my $8) and will not deposit another penny to online poker. So much for being a winning player and making a living for 3 solid years prior to my last 14 months of hell. I'm spinning my wheels here. PXF, RPT, every book ever written, every CP mag, Bluff Player Mag, internet blog etc. None of it has helped. I've worked so fucking hard on my game and just can't beat the random idiot. Back to the felt for me. No more of this online BINGO. At least when I have QQ in a live game the ace rag doesn't win 85% of the time or the 4 flush doesn't come 50%. I can actually rely on good ole math, not some fantasy fucking RNG which is not even close to random.

    It's a joke. The math says one thing but Stars and FT say another. No need for the tinfoil hat comments or see you tomorrow post. 14 straight months of getting ass raped has shown me the truth about what wins in online poker. All fucking done! Maybe I'll hit a scratch ticket and be able to donk off some $$$ online someday but this is ridiculous. I'd love to be that guy who can afford to call 30% of his stack w J3 soooted preflop inn the 1st level of an MTT. Love to be the guy everyone hates because I suck so bad and can't miss. I feel like I'm the guy they use to keep the donks happy with. Call DJC and you'll win everytime. Play like a douchebag and you can't fucking lose.

    If I won 1/2 my coinflips I'd be a winning player. I'm about 35% at best over 14 months. Varience? Fuck you!
  2. Karnage Karnage is offline

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    Dec 27th, 2006 (12/27/2006 12:30am) in reply to DJCBoston

    Have you tracked your stats over these 14 months? Do you have a full hand history? A bad run THAT long is odd, just wondering if the facts back you up. You may be able to request your entire hand history from the sites.

    Could it simply be that your monster hands ARE winning the right percentage of the time, but when they dont you lose more than you win when they do?

    Fare thee well, DJC.
  3. jarandjar jarandjar is offline

    Derry, NH
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    Dec 27th, 2006 (12/27/2006 7:43am) in reply to DJCBoston

    I might as well be writing this post. Although Ive never played to make $ as a pro. Ive taken pride in the fact that I am a profitable player, and that if I play enough I will win in the long run. But my god the blood bath that is suck out after suckout is too much. I think the straw that broke my camels back was the back to back 2 outers deep in the $3 rebuy after I played my ass off as a short stack(that really hurt) In fact it hurt so bad Im writing about it again. anyway while I cant imagine why it would be rigged against me I cant dispute what I see on a daily basis.

    Thats not to say that I dont get lucky, of course I do. Its just odd that If I have a 5% chance of winning that seems to be the frequency of my suckouts but if some one has a 10% chance of winning the hand after the flop, for some reason they become a 98% favorite. For whatever reason I havent been given the luck that is neccesary to win.

    My conclusion is that I am destined for bigger things and that this enourmous waste of time and resources is for the birds. So fuck you NLHE and all u fuck heads that bad beat me playing like morons, I hope each and everyone of you goes broke and winds up on welfare.
  4. Karnage Karnage is offline

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    Dec 27th, 2006 (12/27/2006 5:10pm) in reply to jarandjar

    How many tournaments have you played and how many people have been in those tournaments? Only 9 people make the FT and the decent money. 9 people out of 2000+. Right from the outset your chances suck. In fact they suck so bad that winning one of those things is more unlikely than any bad beat I have ever seen.
  5. TimeForPT TimeForPT is offline

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    Dec 27th, 2006 (12/27/2006 6:55pm) in reply to DJCBoston

    I hear ya man, 2007 is my final year of online poker. If I don't start getting paid off for playing well and winning money instead of playing great poker and being donked out of my rightful cash, I will be done online for good.

    It really is a joke how rigged these sites have become. Their RNGs are absolute garbage, the suckouts, 2 outers, 1 outers, just ridiculous. I go and play live and have no trouble winning, I go online, unless I play every hand and donk out like the other idiots, I can't win.

    I shouldn't even be talking about myself, I see it all the time happening to other players, their 88 losing to 66, their AA losing to J9, their AK losing to 73, etc. etc.
  6. Karnage Karnage is offline

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    Dec 27th, 2006 (12/27/2006 7:32pm) in reply to TimeForPT

    If you win more live vs online, why do you bother with online at all? Why bother giving it another year?
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