1. I broke a cheap table recently after numerous bad beats in one day. I can usually take them (alot) but lately the number has been hard to fucking believe (nearly all are AA<QQ,KK<QQ, TT<88, etc. AIPF in mid-late stages of MTT's). Fuck 'em!!
  2. a laptop at my ceiling haha. that was a couple years ago. ive learned to control it and laugh it off.

    -derek
  3. i think i yelled
    2
  4. ripped my raymer poster in half. sorry greg
  5.  
    Originally Posted by heavyj80 View Post

    ripped my raymer poster in half. sorry greg

    lol
     
  6. lost my chips
  7. quit signing your posts

    - Derek
  8. Depends on the beat. AI preflop aa vs. KK etc. and a king drops it's no big deal but if the guy makes some ridic retarded call to my shove on the flop and is way the fuk behind and gets there I go on monkey tilt.
  9. I came on p5s and made a repost
  10. destroyed a couple mice.
  11. i threw my phones and shit threw tha wall when plaxicoo caught that fkn td in the sb.

    Tilted for Fkn life
  12. -derek
  13. punched hole in the wall of my last rental apt, akward location for a fire detector to cover it up. oh n i used to throw poker chips at the wall, a few stuck weee, covered that up with a cheap mirror. FU albert u pos slumlord

    -Derek
  14. Chucked my phone at the wall
     1
  15. broke a chair

    -derek
     
  16. Today , I spent the first break of ftops cleaning up a glass I shattered against the wall
  17. I broke a mouse and a light panel. with br management it's easier to handle but still a ridic bad beat is a ridic bad beat.
  18.  
    Originally Posted by URI_Stunna View Post

    i threw my phones and shit threw tha wall when plaxicoo caught that fkn td in the sb.

    Tilted for Fkn life

    sigh
     1
  19. It's a conspiracy!
  20. punched a hole in my wall, and door. these happened when i got 2 outed late into in a fkn donkament

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  21.  
    Originally Posted by BgsaPnaples View Post

    sigh

    Omg i thought of the game again
  22. FML this just happened and i got up and ran thru a sliding glass door

    Full Tilt Poker Game #14792317346: Friday Night Fight (105099328), Table 14 - 800/1600 Ante 200 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:24:09 ET - 2009/09/19
    Seat 1: The9deuce (86,718)
    Seat 2: Bhanks11 (42,767)
    Seat 3: pikappraider78 (18,828)
    Seat 4: swd805 (28,292)
    Seat 5: 777NMC (175,354)
    Seat 6: badbeatme (123,540)
    The9deuce antes 200
    Bhanks11 antes 200
    pikappraider78 antes 200
    swd805 antes 200
    777NMC antes 200
    badbeatme antes 200
    badbeatme posts the small blind of 800
    The9deuce posts the big blind of 1,600
    The button is in seat #5
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to swd805 [Qd Qc]
    Bhanks11 raises to 3,445
    pikappraider78 folds
    swd805 raises to 28,092, and is all in
    777NMC raises to 175,154, and is all in
    badbeatme folds
    The9deuce folds
    Bhanks11 calls 39,122, and is all in
    777NMC shows [Kh Ah]
    Bhanks11 shows [Jd Jc]
    swd805 shows [Qd Qc]
    Uncalled bet of 132,587 returned to 777NMC
    *** FLOP *** [Qh Td 8c]
    *** TURN *** [Qh Td 8c] [6d]
    *** RIVER *** [Qh Td 8c 6d] [9h]
    777NMC shows Ace King high
    Bhanks11 shows a straight, Queen high
    Bhanks11 wins the side pot (28,950) with a straight, Queen high
    swd805 shows three of a kind, Queens
    Bhanks11 wins the main pot (87,876) with a straight, Queen high
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 116,826 Main pot 87,876. Side pot 28,950. | Rake 0
    Board: [Qh Td 8c 6d 9h]
    Seat 1: The9deuce (big blind) folded before the Flop
    Seat 2: Bhanks11 showed [Jd Jc] and won (116,826) with a straight, Queen high
    Seat 3: pikappraider78 folded before the Flop
    Seat 4: swd805 showed [Qd Qc] and lost with three of a kind, Queens
    Seat 5: 777NMC (button) showed [Kh Ah] and lost with Ace King high
    Seat 6: badbeatme (small blind) folded before the Flop
  23. im always 100 % silent when i play regardless of a huge flip or a crucial 2 outer. If i take a beat thats like rly deep in a big tourney then i start sweating a bit my head starts burning up and i kinda feel like i have to puke. im usually ok after 5-10 minutes
  24. I have been running like crap of late. Over pairs getting sucked out. If a player has at least 2 outs, they are hitting it on the river. But to date, I have not broken anything, and hopefully it can stay that way.
  25.  
    Originally Posted by jalman1 View Post

    im always 100 % silent when i play regardless of a huge flip or a crucial 2 outer. If i take a beat thats like rly deep in a big tourney then i start sweating a bit my head starts burning up and i kinda feel like i have to puke. im usually ok after 5-10 minutes

    BS I've heard you yell some obscenities after bad beats
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  26. destroyed mouse and my scared the fk out of everyone in the house with the mouse thunder.
  27. punched a hole through linen closet door

    oh and one time i threw my mouse on the ground and the cover disappeared ya that one was weird looked all over the place for it
  28. i yelled and then smashed my fist on my desk...
     
  29. head butted my grandma
     1
  30. 6 month self exclusion.. Twice.