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i got outdrawn in the 2.1k PLO WCOOP yesterday as 80% favorite, i yelled fuck or something and my dog came up to me to see what was wrong and i said fuck you and gave it double middle fingers up close in tha face...my girlfriend walked in just as this happened and wasn't happy that i flipped off the dog. (btw, me and dog is cool now)
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lol at this
Originally Posted by lukaluka05
i got outdrawn in the 2.1k PLO WCOOP yesterday as 80% favorite, i yelled fuck or something and my dog came up to me to see what was wrong and i said fuck you and gave it double middle fingers up close in tha face...my girlfriend walked in just as this happened and wasn't happy that i flipped off the dog. (btw, me and dog is cool now) -
cut off my weiner
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home game. like .25 .50 blinds a few years back. Against my father non the less. I get 88 in against his A10 off after he insta snaps my 4 bet shove.....10 ball on river and I promptly go boot this big red candle off my coffee table directly into a wall. Gf a few hours later, "who knocked the candle over". He pretty much laughed in my face after the river, saying how bad I play. I can agree now, but I still like my shove better than his call. Me vs my Dad in anything with me losing leads to ego driven tilt mode.
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Lifetime self-exclusion from Harrah's Casino. This was before I knew anything about poker. Anyone can help me get unbanned? I've hired a lawyer but that didn't help. I want to play WSOP at some point :)
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that was super sick. you ran real bad
Originally Posted by swd805
FML this just happened and i got up and ran thru a sliding glass door
Full Tilt Poker Game #14792317346: Friday Night Fight (105099328), Table 14 - 800/1600 Ante 200 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:24:09 ET - 2009/09/19
Seat 1: The9deuce (86,718)
Seat 2: Bhanks11 (42,767)
Seat 3: pikappraider78 (18,828)
Seat 4: swd805 (28,292)
Seat 5: 777NMC (175,354)
Seat 6: badbeatme (123,540)
The9deuce antes 200
Bhanks11 antes 200
pikappraider78 antes 200
swd805 antes 200
777NMC antes 200
badbeatme antes 200
badbeatme posts the small blind of 800
The9deuce posts the big blind of 1,600
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to swd805 [Qd Qc]
Bhanks11 raises to 3,445
pikappraider78 folds
swd805 raises to 28,092, and is all in
777NMC raises to 175,154, and is all in
badbeatme folds
The9deuce folds
Bhanks11 calls 39,122, and is all in
777NMC shows [Kh Ah]
Bhanks11 shows [Jd Jc]
swd805 shows [Qd Qc]
Uncalled bet of 132,587 returned to 777NMC
*** FLOP *** [Qh Td 8c]
*** TURN *** [Qh Td 8c] [6d]
*** RIVER *** [Qh Td 8c 6d] [9h]
777NMC shows Ace King high
Bhanks11 shows a straight, Queen high
Bhanks11 wins the side pot (28,950) with a straight, Queen high
swd805 shows three of a kind, Queens
Bhanks11 wins the main pot (87,876) with a straight, Queen high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 116,826 Main pot 87,876. Side pot 28,950. | Rake 0
Board: [Qh Td 8c 6d 9h]
Seat 1: The9deuce (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: Bhanks11 showed [Jd Jc] and won (116,826) with a straight, Queen high
Seat 3: pikappraider78 folded before the Flop
Seat 4: swd805 showed [Qd Qc] and lost with three of a kind, Queens
Seat 5: 777NMC (button) showed [Kh Ah] and lost with Ace King high
Seat 6: badbeatme (small blind) folded before the Flop -
moved on to the next hand and didnt think anything of it. just realize that losing is just as fun as winning, if not more fun.
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very slowly pulled the wire out of the mouse.
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just make a total ass of myself in the chat. kind of embaressing actually.
lotta respect for guys that never blow up in the chat, dont know how they do it. -
sent the HH to everyone i know.
-derek -
i hear ya man, i hate when i get clownish in chat. Although i do think bhanks may have sold his soul. (jk ldo omg wtf)
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i killed a puppy
-derek -
i throw my mouse to the wall with 3left in the 109$ 40k, made a bad call so i was mad about myself... Problem was, i sat there my mouse completely destroyed and we were 3 handed. I had to run to my neighbour and borrow his mouse...Now tell your neighbour that you need his mouse as fast as possible... He looked kind of weird and i felt like an complete idiot ;-) (and i finished third, so i felt like an idiot twice....)
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Never really get to upset and get physical with things, but I can't count how many times I've thrown the 10-16 chips I shuffle while playing at the wall as hard as I could. They're the clay $1 chips from my local casino so they leave pretty good marks and its very loud, but hey it helps...
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I used to bitch a lot when I started, and I punched a wall in front of like five people when I was 16. Pretty embarrassing now.
I broke every single thing in my hotel room after I got 3 outted for close to the chip lead with 11 left in LAPT: Brazil. Looking back it seems kind of childish, but it sure felt fucking wonderful at the time.
When I've dusted off a few chip leads playing like shit though that's when I've gone mental. I've like knocked over chairs and stormed off, because I was so pissed at myself. So stupid.
Now I don't react as much. I get annoyed and go for a walk, or have a beer and go to bed. I guess it just loses its effect more and more as I go on. I can't remember the last time I really cared about a bad beat.
-Derek
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smashed a rubiks cube that was on my desk, pieces went flying everywhere, was pretty sick lol
-Derek -
Threw lappy to the ground after quad 4's on the flop lost to runner runner quad jacks, now i have a green line of dead pixels running down my screen.
Didnt realise there's so many Derek's on P5's.
-Derek -
Rolled my eyes.
-Derek -
I threw a baseball(closest item around) towards the wall and ended up making a hole. It was worth it though, felt real good. Still my family does not know about it to this day as I put a poster over it:)
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