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When Slow Rolls Go Wrong!!!!!

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  1. Hegone420 Hegone420 is offline

    Geneva, IL
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    Dec 31st, 2010 (12/31/2010 7:37am)

    Full Tilt Poker Game #26842230122: Super Stack $15K Guarantee (208223614), Table 206 - 40/80 - No Limit Hold'em - 20:18:40 ET - 2010/12/30
    Seat 1: jmfoltz (21,797)
    Seat 2: domino6969 (2,528)
    Seat 3: carps777 (4,840)
    Seat 4: warnerdrive (8,470)
    Seat 5: newsbold (5,100)
    Seat 6: KULP (4,790)
    Seat 7: -skinster- (9,120)
    Seat 8: DaKiNe531 (7,375)
    Seat 9: Stommp (5,445)
    DaKiNe531 posts the small blind of 40
    Stommp posts the big blind of 80
    The button is in seat #7
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to DaKiNe531 [3d 3c]
    jmfoltz raises to 160
    domino6969 folds
    carps777 calls 160
    warnerdrive folds
    newsbold folds
    KULP has 15 seconds left to act
    KULP calls 160
    -skinster- calls 160
    DaKiNe531 calls 120
    Stommp calls 80
    *** FLOP *** [Ah 4h 3h]
    DaKiNe531 bets 240
    Stommp calls 240
    jmfoltz folds
    carps777 folds
    KULP folds
    -skinster- calls 240
    *** TURN *** [Ah 4h 3h] [3s]
    DaKiNe531 has 15 seconds left to act
    DaKiNe531 bets 480
    Stommp has 15 seconds left to act
    Stommp has timed out
    Stommp folds
    Stommp is sitting out
    -skinster- calls 480
    *** RIVER *** [Ah 4h 3h 3s] [8h]
    Stommp has returned
    DaKiNe531 bets 2,640
    -skinster- raises to 8,240, and is all in
    DaKiNe531 has 15 seconds left to act
    DaKiNe531 has requested TIME
    DaKiNe531 calls 3,855, and is all in
    Uncalled bet of 1,745 returned to -skinster-
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    -skinster- shows [5h 2h] a straight flush, Five high
    DaKiNe531 mucks
    -skinster- wins the pot (15,630) with a straight flush, Five high
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 15,630 | Rake 0
    Board: [Ah 4h 3h 3s 8h]
    Seat 1: jmfoltz folded on the Flop
    Seat 2: domino6969 didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 3: carps777 folded on the Flop
    Seat 4: warnerdrive didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 5: newsbold didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 6: KULP folded on the Flop
    Seat 7: -skinster- (button) showed [5h 2h] and won (15,630) with a straight flush, Five high
    Seat 8: DaKiNe531 (small blind) mucked [3d 3c] - four of a kind, Threes
    Seat 9: Stommp (big blind) folded on the Turn

    I looked at my buddy and laughed hysterically as i time bank called. Then cried laughing so hard when he flipped it over. Not one to slow roll but this one was funny to me. I'm not an asshole at all. Enjoy!
  2. Deoxyribo Deoxyribo is offline

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    Dec 31st, 2010 (12/31/2010 7:41am) in reply to Hegone420

    that is one awesome hand
     
  3. rainmanrcp rainmanrcp is offline

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    Dec 31st, 2010 (12/31/2010 7:41am) in reply to Deoxyribo

    table prob thought you were a hero
  4. The Lab Rat The Lab Rat is offline

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    Dec 31st, 2010 (12/31/2010 7:42am) in reply to rainmanrcp

    thats percs
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  5. ShyGuy03533 ShyGuy03533 is offline

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    Dec 31st, 2010 (12/31/2010 7:47am) in reply to The Lab Rat

    in before people post dumb responses
  6. rainmanrcp rainmanrcp is offline

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    Dec 31st, 2010 (12/31/2010 7:58am) in reply to ShyGuy03533

    and wtf is percs? i feel unpopular not being in the know
  7. TILTOHOLIC TILTOHOLIC is offline

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    Dec 31st, 2010 (12/31/2010 8:18am) in reply to Hegone420

    i nominate this for #1 slowroll of the year
    Edited By: TILTOHOLIC Dec 31st, 2010 at 08:24 AM
  8. tb4rizzl tb4rizzl is offline

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    Dec 31st, 2010 (12/31/2010 8:56am) in reply to TILTOHOLIC

    yea thats actually hilarious i lol'd even when i was looking at the hand i was like how the hell did you lose at first
  9. clemsonrich clemsonrich is offline

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    Dec 31st, 2010 (12/31/2010 10:03am) in reply to tb4rizzl

    this really did make my day. and i have great days.
     
  10. paulgees81 paulgees81 is offline

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    Dec 31st, 2010 (12/31/2010 10:43am) in reply to clemsonrich

    lol, thats gr8.. slowrolls never work for me either so i tend to stay away...
    60 111
  11. slayerv1fan slayerv1fan is offline

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    Dec 31st, 2010 (12/31/2010 10:45am) in reply to paulgees81

    lol awesome
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  12. dag21 dag21 is offline

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    Jan 1st, 2011 (1/1/2011 3:43am) in reply to slayerv1fan

    classic
  13. Lengthwise905 Lengthwise905 is offline

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    Jan 1st, 2011 (1/1/2011 6:44pm) in reply to Hegone420

    dakine slow rolling people with quads?? oh man...dakine's ruthless

    sick hand tho, brutalized
    Edited By: Lengthwise905 Jan 3rd, 2011 at 07:57 PM
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